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Author has written 23 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, 310 series, Person of Interest, Inheritance Cycle, Septimus Heap, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Stardust.

For those of you who read my story Reading the Kings of Clonmel, it has been taken done by FF net for breaking the rules. I might edit out the rule-breaking parts or post it on another fanfiction website. I will post a link on here if/when that happens.

Hi! I live in the northern US. You can call me X, Xayh (Xay), or Xayhra. (I made the name up.) Here are some more things about me:

Age: 14

Favorite Books: Ranger's Apprentice, HP, Shatter Me, The Selection, Chronicles of Nick, Angelfire, etc.

Favorite bands/singers: Coldplay, Hurts, The Fray, Franz Ferdinand, Red, OneRepublic, Lifehouse, etc.

Favorite TV shows: Person of Interest, Broadchurch, Once Upon a Time, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Castle, House M.D., etc.

Religion: Christian

Gender: female

OK. This is something my friend Aaron said. "May the Force be with you. But if it's not buy some more on Force.com." There is no such thing as force.com.

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This is another one of God's amazing stories. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.You have nothing to lose if you believe in God. You have a soul to lose by not believing...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

  1. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
  2. Everyone brings happiness to this house: Some in coming, some in leaving.
  3. Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.
  4. Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
  5. "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
  6. "Oatmeal raisin cookies looking like chocolate chip are the main reason I have trust issues" - I got this from xXLoveisOverratedXx who got it from SeekerMaxia, who got this from Bralt who got this from somewhere else.
  7. SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
  8. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? (Very good question. . . .)
  9. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm part Irish)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl so this doesn't apply)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and "Kool-Aid".

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be "Emo".

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be "Emo".

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a LOSER

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I like TWILIGHT, so I MUST be OBSESSIVE.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I think so at any rate)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil

I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published

I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend

I DON'T LIKE PLAYING SPORTS so I MUST BE UN-AMERICAN

I'm A BRUNETTE so I MUST BE SMART

I'm A RED-HEAD so I MUST BE A CONTROLLING BITCH WITH ANGER ISSUES

I'm A BLOND so I MUST BE DUMBER THAN A ROCK

I HAVE MORE GIRL FRIENDS THAN GUY FRIENDS so I MUST BE GAY.

I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO MOST PEOPLE so I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL


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Text by Renchikara reviews
What if the Bleach characters all had phones? What kind of messages would they send to each other? No pairings but some ship tease! [Sister fic to Forbidden.] URGENT: Read the final chapter (even if you're new)!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., K. Urahara
Strange Sleeping Arrangements by Porky Poo reviews
Ludwig has always had a rather interesting sleeping arrangement. The problem is that he doesn't know why. Will delving into his past help him understand his present?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
Cabin Pressure: God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
Martin Crieff falls ill shortly before Christmas. Thanks to a sad-looking Labrador and other circumstances, Arthur and Douglas happily break the law to come to his aid. Cabin Pressure fic, also featuring Carolyn, Herc and Snoopadoop and lots of friendship.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,825 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Of Vatican Cameos and UMQRA by Mariam Shabti reviews
Just adding to the ever-growing slough of one-shot collections. Because (as I once heard it so aptly put) a bag of chocolates is easier to tackle than a pound of fudge.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - J. Moriarty, John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson
Truth and Consequences by Wuchel1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Lost in Translation' and 'Not Just Another Walk In The Park'. Finch inlists a reluctant Reese to help keeping up 'the cover'.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Bear, OC - Complete
John's own Person of Interest by Neshomeleh reviews
I just changed the last chapter slightly. I A dark lonely street, a helpless Harold versus five guys and their knife. What will happen, when John finds out? And what was Harold doing there anyway? John will have to teach some lessons and has a hard time to keep his temper under control. Someone has to pay dearly for what was done to the only Person of Interest in his life.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - J. Reese, H. Finch
I Only Miss You When I'm Breathing by cardiffictionlocked1895 reviews
'Remember that therapist, Sherlock? Apparently she thinks texting you will help me somehow, make this hurt just a little less. I really don't think it will make a difference- it's not like you'll ever text back. But it's a distraction, and sometimes I think distractions are the only things keeping me alive' One-shot. Not meant to be Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
A bird by any other name by Arches67 reviews
Once again Reese finds Finch asleep at this work station. Only this time, getting up proves a bit more challenging.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Lost in Translation by Wuchel1 reviews
A chance meeting leaves Reese confused and Finch extremely embarrassed. One-shot.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Desperate Measures by Wuchel1 reviews
A small room, a locked door and an ex-CIA operative, who would like to strangle his current employer.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Reese, Lionel F. - Complete
Standing By by Diane Coffin reviews
CABIN PRESSURE - Douglas is having a bad day.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Hoo, Boy by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
Fan fiction TENNIS! A collaboration between myself and Articwolfstudios. The partial casts of the series meet, and it gets a little crazy. Well, no DUH. Then you add authors about whom the Inheritance peeps still have nightmares...Hoo, boy.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010
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Sherlock Drabbles and Short Stories reviews
This is my first Sherlock fic. This is going to be a whole bunch of Sherlock drabbles and short stories that pretty much don't have anything to do with each other. I just didn't want to have 50 different Sherlock one-shots. Anyway, rated K plus for safety. Absolutely no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Too Young Agent reviews
Sixteen-year-old Sam finally gets to use a fake FBI ID-and on a case with Dean no less. But he doesn't look too young, right? One-shot. T for a few minor swear words. Please R&R!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Slogans reviews
I was bored and came up with this. The characters of RA say the trademarks of assorted companies and products. Can you imagine our loveable Slagor and Borsa singing "It's a Pillow! It's a Pet! It's a Pillow Pet!"? Or, better yet, King Ferris and Halt? K plus to be safe. Halt and Will will appear most often.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Will, Halt
Halt Goes to the Dentist reviews
Halt goes to the dentist and tons of weird stuff happens. Erak ambushes Halt, Halt has a dream about two girls arguing about. . . something, and who knows what else! My first fanfic! Please don't kill me! A bit of a crackfic. Absolutely OOC. Read at your own risk. IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ACTING LIKE IDIOTS, DO NOT READ THIS FANFIC!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Halt
A Doctor Who Christmas reviews
This is 3 (or maybe 4) unrelated Xmas Doctor Who one-shots. First is an AU where the (10th) Doctor, Rose, Mickey, Jackie, and Donna celebrate Xmas. Second is Donna and Ten going to a planet where the people sometimes look like Xmas trees. Third is 10 explaining Xmas on Gallifrey to Rose, which is religious so if you are not a Christian, you probably won't want to read. Merry Xmas!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T.
The Devil and the Doctor reviews
Wholock! One chapter because I wrote this for school a short story fanfic. The 10th Doctor and Rose find themselves in a parallel world, which is Sherlock's London. And Moriarty is bored. One-shot. No slash. Hopefully not OOC. Please R&R.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - 10th Doctor, J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Halloween Costume Party reviews
Mycroft invites Sherlock and John to a Halloween costume party. Of course, Sherlock comes up with an interesting costume. One-shot. No slash. Happy Halloween! Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Medical Problems reviews
Bear has been acting strangely so Finch and Reese decide to take him to the vet. WARNING: possible character death, but I don't really know yet. Please R&R.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Bear, H. Finch, J. Reese
The New PE Teacher reviews
Looking for a new title! Mr. Reese and Finch get the number of fifteen year old Jerome Harris. Finch gets Mr. Reese a job as a teacher at Jerome's school but it isn't enough. They need help to keep eyes on Jerome. Reese has his eyes set on someone, but Carter isn't too happy about it. Meanwhile, she and Fusco have to attend an office party. T for safety! Please R&R!
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - H. Finch, J. Reese, Taylor C.
Fireworks reviews
A little one-shot about fireworks for America's Independence Day. Happy 4th! Please R&R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Halt, Will - Complete
How to Stop a Robbery reviews
Gilan, Will, Halt, and Crowley are in the produce section of a store when an armed robber tries to rob the store. Using their ingenuity, the Rangers try to stop the robber. Of course, it's an odd way to do it. . . . One-shot. Please R&R.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Halt, Crowley, Gilan, Will - Complete
Ranger Barbie dolls reviews
Crowley comes up with a brilliant idea! Ranger Barbie dolls. What happens? One-shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Crowley, Halt - Complete
Unsuspected Victim reviews
This is another one of my English papers. When twenty-seven year old Autumn Ramos is murdered, three homicide detectives have to find out who did it. But, when they do, the only question they will have is who the murderer works for. T for violence. ORIGINAL STORY.
310 series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013
The Meadow of Bunnies, Unicorns, and Rainbows reviews
Galbatorix has been sentenced to a lifetime in The Meadow of Bunnies, Unicorns, and Rainbows! Two-shot. Galbatorix is extremely OOC. I mean, scared of Dora OOC.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - King Galbatorix, Eragon S., Nasuada - Complete
Ugly Hats reviews
Well, I don't really know how to explain this. Angela goes to a store and wants this woman's ugly hat. Don't know if I'll continue this. Very strange fic, please R&R anyway.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Angela - Complete
Free Coffee and Donuts reviews
Halt gets a new Ranger car that just so happens to have a striking resemblance to cop cars, and he hears an ad on the TV about free coffee and donuts at Koffee Korner. See where I'm going here? One-shot. A little OOC. Please R&R.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Halt, Will - Complete
Never Mess with Darke Magyk reviews
This is the real reason you do not mess with Darke magyk. Mostly set during Alther's apprenticeship. OOC one-shot. Please R and R.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Alther M., DomDaniel - Complete
Math Can Be Useful reviews
Eragon does his math homework instead of practicing with Oromis. Now, Galbatorix would never ask Eragon math problems, right? I was bored and in math and wrote this. (Don't worry, I wasn't supposed to be paying attention to the teacher) Anyways, one-shot. Enjoy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Eragon S., King Galbatorix - Complete
Tea Parties and Penguins, Oh My! reviews
Halt goes to a tea party that Captain Shakespeare is hosting-what? Pauline made him! Two OCs named Random Man and Assassination Lady appear and play catch. Now that's not weird. Unless the "ball" is a penguin! One-shot. I was bored. NO SLASH. NOTE: You do not need to be familiar with either fandoms to get this.
Crossover - Ranger's Apprentice & Stardust - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Halt, Captain Shakespeare - Complete
Jeans and T-shirts reviews
Ever notice how Finch and Mr. Reese always wear suits? Well, I did and this fic is what happens when they don't wear suits. Sorta. One-shot. Warning: fic is completely stupid. NO SLASH.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
Happy Birthday, Halt! reviews
It's Halt's birthday! Will and co. sing The Happy Birthday Song by Arrogant Worms to Halt! One-shot. Read at your own risk.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Halt, Will - Complete
The Sink Drainer of DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and DOOM reviews
I was at my grandma's and came up with this. Will does the dishes and, well, sink drainer incident. Crappy summary but hopefully better fic. One-shot. Please review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Will, Halt - Complete
The Children of an Angel reviews
I wrote this story for my English class. I was told by my teacher that it was really good. I put this on here for the criticism that other aspiring authors can give me. The story is about a girl who is found in an alley with wings protruding from her back. A guy finds her and brings her to a duke's estate and the duke tells her why she has wings. ORIGINAL STORY.
310 series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete