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Joined 01-14-13, id: 4483672, Profile Updated: 10-23-14
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and South Park.

Hi just call me T.I. okay.

I'm kinda new to this site but i've always enjoyed writing. Right now i'm looking for a Beta for my story. Any takers?

Hey Fanfiction Readers!! So I've been talking to a friend of mine AngelBabe09! She's leaving fanfiction _( Regardless of the fact that she hasn't posted for any of her stories she will be missed. But fear not readers she's been texting and Emailing me all her old plans and rough drafts! So I've been given the honor of reposting her old work. I hope I can do her proud. I'm a bit would as our writing styles are different I'm hoping I don't upset any of her loyal readers. So wish me LUCK!!

T.I.

Here are links to the lockets from Chapter one of 'The Lie in your Truth'

Violet's Locket

Lily's Locket


Teen Commandments


1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
In the midst of the fourth shinobi war, Sakura Haruno is sent on a last-resort mission to save the ninja world and the boy she loves before history repeats itself… "You might not create a perfect world, Sakura. But it will sure as hell be better than the one we're in now." Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: January 2015
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,957 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 10h - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dragons and snakes are quite alike by ZeroBunny reviews
HP/DM LM/SS Harry potter meets Samara a snake who opens the door to the world of magic for the boy who lived. what will the world think when their BWL is a slytherin. AD/RW/GW/MW!Bashing Good!Slytherins Gray!Harry Intelligent!Harry SLASH *beware of lemons later in the story*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 5/9 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Severus S.]
Menagerie of Birds by xfireflyskyx reviews
After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,330 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Affliction of War by StrawberryGirl87 reviews
Harry has a great job as head Auror, he has more money than he knows what to do with and yet he knows that something is missing in his life. His friends have moved on and created lives of their own beyond the war with Voldemort and yet Harry just feels lost. Until a new mission is given to him and he is sent to America but things are not as they first appear. SLASH MPREG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 213,891 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In This Other Life by RBnC reviews
AU (Of my AU which isn't posted) in which Stiles is sent to another universe through...extenuating circumstances. He's more than determined to make this universe happier than the last one. Sterek, eventual Scisaac, Jackson/Lydia, and Boyd/Erika.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] [Scott M., Isaac]
Merlin: Sorceress Extraordinaire! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
How would things change if Merlin were a girl! Find out here. AU! Eventually Arthur/Fem Merlin, Gwen/Lancelot, Morgana/OC, and other possible pairings.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,025 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Life Turned Upside Down by GeminiFaerie reviews
Harry finds out Dumbles has been paying his relatives to mistreat him; after being violently abused he escapes with the help of Dobby and a magic collar that releases his animagus form, only to find himself at the mercy of Draco Malfoy. DM/HP Slash Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,908 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
We Are All We Are by Takara Phoenix reviews
Fills the gap between seasons 2 and 3 and alters season 3. Including Sterek, pack-mom!Stiles, alive!Boyd&Erica, Jackson not leaving, Danny being part of the pack and him being a wolf, an alliance between the pack and the Argents and much more. Derek/Stiles slash
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,562 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Stiles, Derek H.] Scott M., Isaac
The Trials of Arranged Marriage by Amanda Yates reviews
Arthur/Merlin, Chapter 12 is up! UPDATED FOLKS
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,378 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Arthur, Merlin]
Learning by uoduck reviews
ON HIATUS. Part 2 of "A Dragon, A Wizard and A Wolf." Stiles has two boyfriends now, one his new teacher in the ways of magic and the other an alpha werewolf. He has to juggle high school and homework at home, and learning how to control his magic. Harry/Stiles/Derek
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Harry P., Derek H., Stiles]
From Black Dusk to Blue Dawn by Azazel Lockhart reviews
Harry Potter disappeared two nights before the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Four years pass and people think of him dead. The body of a merman is found on the La push beach shore-line by a certain russet wolf and is brought back to the Cullen estate. It turns out that the boy who lived wasn't dead at all, he was more alive than ever. Edward/Harry/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,866 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Edward, Jacob
The Internship: Sterek Style by Gatergirl79 reviews
AU. Future Fic. Where Stiles heads to Google for the Intern program and finds himself coming face to face with the past, and having to contemplate his future. Stiles is Stuart/Stuart is Stiles. Slash.
Crossover - Teen Wolf & Internship - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Choices by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Black or White, Green or Red, Silver or Gold, Slytherin or Gryffindor. We all have choices. What would've happened if Harry Potter lived a very different life? Rated M for later chappies. Slash. HPDM LVSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,909 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bad Romance by sai ninja reviews
AU. High school. "Naruto," Sakura abruptly cut him off. "First, I don't have the hots for him, I just want to know how that cold bastard could even be affected by a break-up and second… are you serious? The guy is sex on legs for God's sake!" SasuSaku, M for language, partying, adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
Murphy's Law by ngreen3023 reviews
Derek offers to turn Stiles. It's the only way he can think to protect him. But will Stiles be able to handle the implied relationship that comes with taking Derek's offer?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,687 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The screw up and the pretty boy by Prince-Charms-Em reviews
Harry potter went from innocent little boy, to screw up bad boy, starting his senior year at his new school Slytherin High, he meets Draco the schools pretty boy. Will Draco be able to save Harry before he screws up again? HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Between Snakes and Lions by HawkeyeFan1311 reviews
Harry and Remus's night was interrupted with an urgent call from Severus asking them to help people he cares about. They just happen to be Draco Malfoy and surprisingly his two children. Slash. Future HP/DM, RL/SS, CW/VK/OW, current HG/RW, LL/NL and future HG/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,244 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Remus L., Severus S.]
The Pains of An Alpha by General Lucio reviews
With the mating season coming the Beacon Hills wolfs feel the effects and the effects of Derek's unfulfilled desires towards Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
My Graceless Heart by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
They had been fourteen and they had been in Scotts bedroom and Scott had pinned a giggling Stiles to his bed where they paused for a minute, only to lean down and press his lips against Stiles'
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Scott M., Stiles - Complete
Kitten's & Veela's by XTheDarkQueenX reviews
Harry wakes up with an inheritance and what's this his mate is Draco Malfoy Dom!Draco/Sub!Harry, Bashing of the traitors Hermione, Ron & Ginny but Grandpa!Dumbledore, Starts in 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's A Wonderful Life by funfetti reviews
When his dad loses his job, Stan Marsh has to move from his home in Aspen to the hick town of South Park. His new school is run by sociopathic frenemies Kyle and Cartman. Challenging them could be social suicide or the best mistake Stan has ever made.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
A Demon Still by LeChimera reviews
Every year, a life is given to the demonic lion that haunts the forest. Due to his father's dealings in the past, Draco finds himself being forced to yield his life. Warning: HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Kids From Yesterday by Kitarin reviews
What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,586 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Continued Existence by LilGenie reviews
Sent to find a fellow auror member and validate whether Deatheater sightings in America were true or not, Harry wasn't expecting the Potter luck of getting into trouble to kick in. Getting entangled in the Winchesters' lives, another destiny awaits. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,890 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Lucky Seven by Mrpointyhorns reviews
The average person has seven partners in their life time. Kyle wants to be number seven he has 5 summers and 4 years to pull it off. Kenny’s in on the plan and has to help fill the big flaw in the plan. Main Pairing: KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,227 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Lost and Confused by jwolf11209 reviews
He stared at the other boy in disbelief. And only when he took in the look on Jacob’s face did he realize that the other wolf must have imprinted too. SLASH, Mpreg, Jacob/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jacob, Paul
Purple by Dayspring reviews
Martha doesn't need an advanced degree in Art to figure it out, but Jonathan might. Originally published in the zine, I Can't Stand to Fly. SLASH. CLex. Written in 2004.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Ask the harry potter cast by ellabell reviews
i have the hp cast trapped in a room and they cant get out. so you can ask them questions or dare them all you have to do is R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P.
DARE! by Sheri Ledding reviews
Harry is given a dare and ends up with more than he expected. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bad Boy 101 by Cao Cao Cao reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Malfoy's Don't Share! reviews
AU-No Dark Lord or BWL!- Harry Potter has always fancied the boy next door. Ever since his family had moved into the manor in Wiltshire, England, he'd climb out his window in the afternoon and watch the blonde race around on his broom. THIS IS A Requested fic for Arashi Wolf Princess's Birthday ! Dom Draco-possessive/Sub Harry-confident! Hope you Like it! SLASH REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Behind Every Hateful Act reviews
Half way through their Fourth Grade Year, resident Sociopath and Anti-Semitic Eric Cartman is led cursing and shouting from class by two men in suits and an Agent from Social Services. Now six years later, Eric returns, everyone expects him to be the same cruel plotting boy they'd known as children so why is he pick up their fallen books? 3 Main Pairings Style, Cartters, And KENxOC
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 1/18
Renascitur Mortem reviews
What would happen if Harry had died the night of his parent's murder? Magic has other plans and brings him back. Harry's the chosen one and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives. Now as long as Voldemort's Spirit Roams the Earth Harry literally can't stay dead and no one seems to remember when he does. Will anyone believe Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/5 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., OC]
Hope for the Future reviews
Harry Potter and co. vanished a few days into the summer after the teens fifth year. Seventy years later they're found in the ruins of what use to be a bustling city. Now they must struggle to create new lives in this strange new world, all the while trying to survive it's new dangers as well. Will they have time for Love, does it even exist anymore? HP/DM ADOPTED from Angelbabe09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Imposter reviews
What would happen if the Harry Potter Hogwarts knew, wasn't the real Harry Potter? Can Hogwarts handle the REAL Harry Potter? Or will the School spiral down into Chaos? Post-GoF –Adopted from AngelBabe09- Dm/Hp Oc/Bz Oc/Oc more inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Lie in your Truth reviews
REVISED! Harry Potter thought He knew everything he needed to know about his life and his parents. But what if he discovered that the truth he'd been told, was webbed with lies. Now Harry finds himself with two cousins a Boyfriend, surrounded by enemies, with a serious headache. Allies become Enemies, Enemies become Allies. But one thing stays true, the truth will set you free.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,116 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.