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Joined 01-14-13, id: 4483938, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 8 stories for Hobbit, and Elder Scroll series.

I made this account to write all my kink fanfiction. Right now I am on a kick with "The Hobbit."

If you like my writing and have an idea or kink you would like me to write for you, let me know!

The only thing I will not do, I am sorry to say is Durincest.

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I Need To Know by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
AU. Bilbo Baggins hoped no one would know of his predicament, especially Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain. Bilbo/Thorin; mpreg. You have been warned. R&R, x (title may change)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,834 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
One Day More! by IheartOakenshield193712 reviews
After the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin sulks about his new life and Fili suspects it has something to do with a certain hobbit that landed in Erebor's infirmary. While Thorin attempts to look past the hobbit's wrongdoings, evil has slowly come back to Erebor... Eventual Thilbo!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,915 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Life In Erebor by JuuChanStar reviews
A continuation to 'How to shock a King' Life continues on and some surprises are in store for our beloved families.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kili, Fili
The Hobbit and The Dwarf by bowsie22 reviews
Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Peace Brings by E-Loveless reviews
Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
How to shock a king by JuuChanStar reviews
Bilbo has failed to tell Thorin something very important about his heritage. Now he has no choice. WARNINGS: MPREG and FILI/KILI...please give it a chance at least. This is AU, set after the battle and no one dies. RATING HAS CHANGED TO M!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Matter of Diplomacy by NushiKasai reviews
After a string of attacks across Western Middle Earth leaves the Shire and many other places endangered, Bilbo is sent to represent the hobbits in a council of the main races- a council in Erebor. Political tensions, assassination plots and complicated courting rituals wasn't exactly what Bilbo had in mind when he thought of returning to Erebor... Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Flowers In Your Hair by sparklylulz reviews
Thorin comes to stay at Bag End with Bilbo and Frodo. -Thorin/Bilbo. Fluff.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Frodo. B, Bofur - Complete
Mother Bilbo by LumosMaximan reviews
Bilbo has a show rather interesting...motherly...like nature to Kili and Fili. Thorin suspects otherwise, a series of events lead them to this moment! Contains MPreg and other stuff...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Promises To Be Kept by TheGutterStar reviews
A short one shot. Thorin has died but with a promise that he and Bilbo will be together again the hobbit lives his life and waits for the day he will finally be reuinited with the one he desires. Written as a gift ThorinxBilbo (Rated M for some language and smut)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Burglar and the King by MelanthiaChase reviews
Feelings kept inside always find a way of coming out. Thilbo Bagginshield slash. An AU oneshot with fluffy, slashy goodness.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Hot mess by DiabolicTenshi reviews
A story about how Thorin Oakenshield turned a respectable hobbit like Bilbo Baggins into a hot mess in Rivendell. Warnings: pwp, possible OOCness, fluff, bad English (still not my native language), slash.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Moonlight Proposal by LumosMaximan reviews
Thorin deseparatly has something he needs to ask Biblo, if only he can calm his nerves enough to form a sentence... Thilbo sweetness people! :D Enjoy
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Making a baby by JuuChanStar reviews
This is a side story to my chapter Thorin/Bilbo ficiton 'How to shock a king'. Just smut between Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
I Want To See You by BlooMist reviews
Hobbit-kink Prompt: Dwarf hands are kind of big, I can't imagine Thorin actually preparing Bilbo for sex with his own fingers to be honest. So... Bilbo fingering himself as Thorin watches.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A Snowy Night by asacraine reviews
After waking to find Bilbo out of bed on a cold winter's night, Thorin must find a way to help ease his pregnant mate's discomfort. WARNING MPREG, don't like don't read. Very mushy. Please Review.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Fat Little Bunny- ThorinBilbo by NotawriterMF reviews
My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Memories of Passion: One Night with the King by stickdonkey reviews
Their first night in Laketown, Thorin decided to show Bilbo just how much he appreciates everything he has done for the company in a very intimate way. Thilbo Bagginshield. The "missing" scene from both Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things but can be read without having read Memories.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
How to Offend a Hobbit by Sakrea reviews
Thorin Oakenshield finds out the hard way that sharing even the smallest details of a hobbit's relationship might get him upset. Bilbo/Thorin Implied movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
By the river by JuuChanStar reviews
Set in movie verse, after the attack of the pale orc. A short one shot about Thorin accepting Bilbo's help with his wounds. - It's been some time since i've done a fanfiction, please read and review!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
I Know I'm Not Much to Look At by bilbobagginshield reviews
A short minifill to a prompt at the kinkmeme in which Bilbo becomes self-conscious of his body upon seeing Thorin's. Fluff ensues. This is the first time I've written fic in over seven years, so any comments and concrit are more than welcome! I rated this M just in case, but this is all fluff and no smut. I hope you guys enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
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We fell in love unexpectedly reviews
Fem!Bilbo and an AU. After Billa's husband walks out on her and leaves her pregnant and alone; depression seeps into the small hobbit with only a handful of people supporting her. One day her friend Gandalf shows up at her door asking her help concerning a dwarf prince in exile, who needs to redeem himself from gold sickness that held him. But who is actually helping who?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A quiet life reviews
Mainly a Dwori story. Sweet fluff for their ship with splashes of them being awesome friends to Bilbo. Based off a one-shot I did "A hobbit at heart." I was asked for more Dwalin/Ori. So here is the start of the idea that has turned into a monster.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dwalin, Ori
Not all that glitters is gold reviews
Prompt from a friend for some Bagginshield/ Bilbo mpreg. Please read the authors note inside so you can get a full idea about what to expect. Bilbo is exiled from Erebor because of what he did to save everyone he cares for. He leaves to head back to the Shire not telling Thorin he is expecting for fear on how the dwarf king will react.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
A hobbit at heart reviews
prompt fill for Kuma Naru. She wanted some Dwori fluff. So here it is. I haven't written these two yet so I hope I did this ship justice. Dwalin wishes to express his feelings to the young dwarf but doesn't know how. He knows enough that the ways of courting among dwarves do not suit Ori. So he turns to Ori's new friend Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Dwalin, Ori - Complete
A Token reviews
A little diddy for Valentine's day. Thorin wants to do something for Bilbo in celebration of a holiday hobbit's held back in the Shire.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Riddles reviews
Prompt fill. Bilbo is annoying the dwarves with a game of riddles. One night Thorin agrees to play, only if he gets to eat Bilbo if he wins. Bagginshield and there is some smut. You have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Confession
Vilkas is falling for one of the new members of the Companions. However, it is another man and it had him scared and confused. Will this man accept his feelings?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Vilkas - Complete
Little Bunny reviews
Based off a scene in the book(but in movieverse)where Beorn says, "Little bunny getting fat on bread and honey." to Bilbo. Bilbo is starting to have feelings for the dwarf prince Thorin, and starts to seep into a deep depression about the weight he has put on, even though as a Hobbit he should be happy. Baggienshield pairing, smut is ahead. Don't read if you don't like.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete