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Joined 01-15-13, id: 4484711, Profile Updated: 12-02-14
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Viking Quest Series, and Hobbit.

About My Self

{Previously known as Goat Rule Lambs Drool}I am a Goat loving, Book reading, Horse riding, Homeschooled, Whovian, Tribute, Tolkienite and Christian! :D my favorite books are The Bible, The Viking Quest Series (HIGHLY recommend reading Viking Quest! In fact I HIGHLY recommend all of these books!), The Inheritance Cycle and naturally The Hobbit! Be sure to check out my stories. Sadly, with school and such I can not promise consistent updates. I am working on writing more so that will hopefully help. Untill then, enjoy!

About My Stories

Inheritence Cycle comes over

(Dec/2nd/2014) Hiatus Still working on chapter 2 it might be awhile because my sister and I are having a disagreement about the details and our surprise guests are not available.

Love, War and Bestfriends

(Dec/2nd/2014) Hiatus I got this really inspirational review! I'm currently working on rewriting it.

Kili's Journal Keep out! (That means you Fili)

(Dec/2nd/2014) Hiatus Needing requests!

Story Ideas

(Dec/2nd/2014) Title: For the Love of Kili Genre: The Hobbit Pairings:Kili/OC Characters: Fili, Kili, Dis, OC, Summary: Fili King Under the Mountain (because Thorin died in battle) meets Breora aka Bree (pronounced: Bree-ora ) a dwarf woman from the Grey mountains and takes her to stay at the palace with him and Prince Kili. Breora has to learn to love and to accept that King Fili won't let her stay anywhere else. Mostly fluff. Notes: Hiatus. I dont know if I'm going to do it or not.. PM me if you want to see it happen?

God’s Sections

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, Above the Winter Moonlight, Crazy Tolkinite

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Emily, Aka, Crazy Tolkienite

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Random Blurbs! by Pie in the Face reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Choosing Realities by ashlanielle reviews
Ian Smith is a broken man, consumed by guilt and refusing to allow anyone close to him. But a brief meeting with a beautiful stranger, Rose Tyler, changes his life in ways he never conceived possible. As the lines between realities blur, Ian's forced to examine everything-what was, what is, and what could be. (Ten/Rose AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,517 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., OC - Complete
The Green Fields of France by TheWheelWeaves reviews
A Nine x Rose WWI AU. The boys called her Angel because she always seemed to be there, golden and glorious, when they needed her the most. She signed her letters home as Rose Tyler. Title from an old Irish song. After completion edit: This story's rating has been increased with the addition of an epilogue. Chapters 1-10 are entirely safe for work, but chapter 11 is not.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,927 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - 9th Doctor, Donna N., Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Ten Signs You're In Love by bluedawn01 reviews
This was not his fault. It was absolutely, positively, 100% not. his. fault. Rose is angry and the Doctor is brooding...when he discovers one of her magazines on the jumpseat. Out of boredom (so he would claim), he begins to read one of the articles and then realizes he may be in way, way over his head.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
She's A Lady by AugustApollo reviews
How far would you go for family and friendship? When an uprising abducts one of their own, Edmund and the rest of the Pevensies must make a unique sacrifice that may just cause a civil war in Narnia. EdmundxOC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,529 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
Rascals by Vampiyaa reviews
Another adventure goes awry and Rose finds herself in a motherly position when the Doctor and Jack get turned into toddlers. Crack!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Unexpected Surprise by sonic-roses reviews
The schools play was more fun than he expected.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
The Most Important Question by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
...is - what color are Loki's eyes? Thor and Loki read their fanmail and discuss the important things in life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Boundless Chaos and Craziness by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Sequel to Alagaesia Goes Crazy. New Title. The chaos continues as characters from four different worlds-and one galaxy-continue to wreak havoc upon the city-closet and the worlds and galaxy they come from...SW/IC/HP/PJO/LotR/DP crossover. R&R
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,523 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
May Be All I Need by ohponthavemercy
E/É The Proposal AU, as an apology for the While You Were Sleeping one ;)
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Child Again by Midnight1234 reviews
Eragon is transformed into a child overnight by unknown reasons. Arya, Orik, Saphira, Angela, and Solembum must take care of the two year-old toddler, but things become hectic when Murtagh is somehow changed into one too.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
Juniper Branches by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. They're eight years into their marriage, and though they're happy, something is missing. But when earth-shattering news marches itself right up to their front door, both Billa and Thorin find themselves suddenly having to dig and work for their love like never before. But they will love. They'll love and they'll make it work. They promised. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug, Dis
Modern Pride and Prejudice by CowgirlTori88 reviews
Modern Pride and Prejudice. The story takes place where Jane Austin leaves off, The wedding!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dis - Complete
Inheritence Cycle comes over by Crazy Tolkienite reviews
What happens when some people from The Inheritence Cycle visit. (slight fangirl atack with lots of laughs!) MurtaghxNasuada and EragonxArya RxR! :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Nasuada
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. Bilbo returns home to a startlingly silent household, and a dining room that he can't bear to face. Not after...not after everything. Oneshot. "Oh my friends, my friends, forgive me..."
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Bedtime by safelystowed reviews
A young Fili and Kili take over Thorin's room. The night is anything but peaceful! Non-slash :)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Captain America Uses Apple by visitmyao3writingramblr reviews
Captain America goes shopping for his first new piece of modern technology, an Iphone. Only at Tony's badgering, and his reluctance to try and fit in better. After becoming hopelessly confused, he takes his new phone over to his favorite cafe and tries to figure it out. A helpful girl gives him some tips on how to use it. /One shot with Steve/OC for a friend. Fluffy silliness.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Loving From the Sidelines by fishfingersandcustard333 reviews
Mickey and Martha properly meet after the end of Journey's End and over a cup of coffee the pair makes an unbreakable bond when they discuss the price of traveling with the Doctor, and having to love from the sidelines. Three shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
Reasons Why the Doctor and Rose Should Snog by RHHP Freak reviews
The Doctor reads a list written by Donna and Jack. He is not impressed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
never let him see the damage by still kat reviews
Martha's realised that travelling with the Doctor isn't all it's cracked up to be. She just wants some rest, and it looks like she's found just the right man. drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
There's An App For That! by iSpeakInMovieQuotes reviews
Thor and Captain America venture into an Apple store. What is this mysterious iPad and what the hell does it do! Read and Review! :D
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
No Two Ways About It by V.Evergreen reviews
Follows the story of Martha and Mickey as she slowly but surely let's him into her life. After all, adjusting to life after the events of the stolen earth and The Year That Never Was, was never going to be easy. Contains mild mature themes.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Writer's Block and Complaints by Witchy Pixie reviews
Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
When We Were Young by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
AU. What started as a one shot on The Doctor and Roses first day of high school, and turned into a multi-chapter story on their first year. Mickey and Shereen thrown in as well as the best friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber IV by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Boredom has always been the problem when it comes to very long wars and it affects everyone, not just the Jedi but the Sith as well. And when a mischievous and bored Jedi is roaming the galaxy, expect the unexpected...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber III by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Revenge is best served cold, even if it only means playing a prank on someone who has done the same thing…twice, with a little help from a Chancellor, a Senator and the Force that is. But can someone actually outsmart the master prankster?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber II by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Sequel to The Case of the Missing Lightsaber. Boredom reigns supreme and Yoda knows this first hand so he has decided to do something about it...again but this time with a little twist...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu - Complete
Martha Jones and Mickey Smith by charlie1902 reviews
How Mickey and Martha found love
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Mickey S., Martha J. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Lightsaber by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
When your fighting a war, sometimes you tend to get bored during the times when you have nothing to do but watch and wait for something to happen, Yoda knows this and he's determined to do something about it...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - M. Windu, Yoda - Complete
Martha and Mickey by SciFiGeek14 reviews
Martha, Mickey, Ice Cream, and a cheesy Dinsey Song. Slight spoilers for EoT. Martha/Mickey. Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Disney.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
Dear Mother by rika195 reviews
It's after the war, and Sarah Phillips writes letters to her mother about some strange things that she is beginning to notice, the first being that she isn't aging! You get to respond in reviews as her mother, and she'll reply! Have fun!
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008
Triple Date Hell by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Donna gets in a cat fight, the Doctor is being annoying, Jack is flirting, Rose and Martha are talking about him and a Slitheen gate crashes, can this triple date get any worse? Mickey/Martha, 10Rose and Jack/Donna
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Martha J., Mickey S.] - Complete
Evil Poodles, Tin Dogs and Rebound Girl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Kissfromarose challenge. Martha and Mickey have been kidnapped, Jack is being attacked by an evil poodle, Donna returns and will Mickey ever win the girl? Mickey/Martha, Jack/Donna, hinted 10Rose and Gwen/Rhys.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - [Martha J., Mickey S.] - Complete
Evergreen by Niham reviews
Murtagh is sent to kill Nasauda, but instead he frees himself of Galbatorix's control. Now Nausauda has to convince the Varden, elves, and dwarves that he's good. Can she pull it off with help of the dragons? Murtagh x Nasauda
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
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Kili's Journal Keep out! (That means you Fili) reviews
After the Battle of the Five Armies Dis starts going through her son Kili's things and find his journal. What were Kili's thoughts during the Quest? Did Fili really write in his brothers journal when Kili had told him not to? R & R! Will be a bunch of one shots seen through Kili's Diary (mostly) Taking request on one shot ideas...
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis
Love, War and Bestfriends reviews
Bree and Mikkel are best friends but will they admit that they love each other? Or will Mikkel let Cort marry Bree? A.U. Bree x Mikkel mentions of Keely x Tully and Devin x Lillian
Viking Quest Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013
Inheritence Cycle comes over reviews
What happens when some people from The Inheritence Cycle visit. (slight fangirl atack with lots of laughs!) MurtaghxNasuada and EragonxArya RxR! :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Nasuada