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The Monster and the Angel by BluesGirl reviews
Red desperately tries to hold his world together, but as Elizabeth Keen becomes more and more involved, he can't prevent himself from doing everything in his power to protect her. A threat steadily grows, endangering Elizabeth, the Bureau, and everything Red holds dear. Giving this a try, trails off from the original storyline after Liz finds out about Tom. No Berlin.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,996 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 6/1/2014 - E. Keen
The Mentalist: What Lisbon Wants by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaboration with waterbaby134. Jane is a fake psychic who occasionally consults for the CBI, but a case goes wrong and Jane awakens to find he really CAN read minds, particularly that of a certain beautiful CBI agent. Will his new "gift" help him become worthy of Lisbon's love? Inspired by the movie "What Women Want." AU/Romance/Humor/Fantasy. Rated T/M for language/adult content
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mr President by Donnamour1969 reviews
CONCLUSION NOW POSTED! Patrick Jane is President of the United States. (Yes, you read that right!) How does the most powerful widower in the world find love with a CBI agent? Please take a chance and find out. Extreme AU, partly inspired by the movie "The American President." Rated T/M for adult content and language. Beautiful cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Telling Tale by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 308,504 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Surana, Cassandra P.
What Happens In AC by Trinity Everett reviews
"Castle, Castle wake up." Their joined hands wiggle against her belly in her efforts to rouse him. "Castle, we got married last night," she hisses. - A Season 4 AU that starts mid-4x08 (Heartbreak Hotel) based on a tumblr prompt. Caskett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,145 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
For the First Time in Never by JEGlass reviews
A man with a secret and a past he desperately wants to avoid. A queen not looking for love but finding it in unexpected places. They say love is powerful and strange, that it can melt a frozen heart, and that maybe, just maybe, it can bring two wayward souls together and erase the sins of the past.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 316,563 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
Allegiance by LovelyLittleFreckle reviews
Liz and Red end up in Ireland trying to escape their complicated individual circumstances. But complications arise when they realize they can't hide from the issues plaguing them at home.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,126 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
No Rest by Cosmo-Donatien reviews
Lizzie's week of vacation time is essentially hijacked by Red, who insists she needs to get more fun out of life. Cracky, Lizzington fun, as promised.
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [E. Keen, R. Reddington] - Complete
Songs of Ice and Snow by thefireplanet reviews
There are burdens to being queen that have nothing to do with a curse. There are duties expected of the princess that have nothing to do with being a sister. And the course of true love never did run smooth.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,041 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
The Mentalist: The Three R's by Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,266 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Samuel B. - Complete
Hey Jealousy by jadenanne7 reviews
Lizzie gets herself into a bit of trouble when she tries to help Ressler. Lizzington One-Shot!
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington, D. Ressler - Complete
Ruminations and Red Pajamas by starry19 reviews
6x16 Tag - "And then she sat on the floor of her shower, hot water streaming all around her, telling her heart to shut up. It was time she did something for herself. Marcus was kind and thoughtful and, best of all, he wasn't wearing a wedding ring."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Woman's best friend by Sisterspy reviews
'It had been two days since she first saw Jane. They'd solved the case in record time, and while she had enjoyed his presence, she'd been dreading the moment he would set foot in her house. ' What is Lisbon hiding? A short (hopefully) fluffly one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tiger and the Lamb by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
In this story, Lisbon is the one with the crazy bulletin board.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 166,164 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Wedding in Red, 6x3 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Picks up immediately after the episode. Jane and Lisbon ruminate about recent events and try to find meaning in them. Spoilers, all of season 6 so far.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under a Blood Red Sky by bloodwrites reviews
Sequel to The Red and the Grey. Red John is dead and his psychotic protege Ellie Jennings has taken the reins; under the guise of working with Interpol on a jewel heist case, Jane manages to get Lisbon and Co. overseas to apprehend Ellie and avenge Tommy Lisbon's death. Meanwhile, Jane tries to convince Lisbon he's the man for her... by any means necessary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,204 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Cinnamon Candles by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He really didn't look good. She'd seen him tired before, of course, but even on previous occasions when he'd gone through periods of insomnia, he managed not to let it affect his appearance much beyond appearing attractively rumpled instead of immaculately pressed. But now, he wasn't faring so well. In fact, he looked downright terrible.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by starry19 reviews
Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cornered by csiAngel reviews
J/L. Jane and Lisbon sitting in a tree...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It's On by LillianMW reviews
Carl has a crush on Andrea. Unfortunately, someone else in camp does, too. Let the pissing contest begin.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,354 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Andrea, Daryl D.
It Takes A Village by waterbaby134 reviews
A triple homicide in Sacramento bears all the hallmarks of 3XK, and the team from the NYPD are brought in to help establish if it really is the serial killer they've been chasing, much to the chagrin of Lisbon, and amusement of Jane.
Crossover - Mentalist & Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,383 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Death in the Family by Sandiane Carter reviews
Kate Beckett doesn't do family gatherings. Then again, her aunt Lily's never died before.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,251 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Closets, Paintings and Shattered Revelations by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
"Of course." He responded. "I have many pictures of you—my favorite has to be the one where you're not wearing…" SMACK. Jane uncrossed his arms to move his hand to his throbbing cheek. "I was going to say gun!" J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Questionnaire by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Never Boring by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Maggie Amell wants to rebuild the Wardens and defeat a new darkspawn enemy, but she's knocked off balance when she finds a kindred spirit in her apostate recruit. Spoilers/Completed- The post-game story will continue in Apostates of Amaranthine
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,434 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amell, Anders - Complete
Pita by Ebony10 reviews
A short oneshot about the birthday present Jane got Lisbon. Spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete