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Joined 01-15-13, id: 4484714, Profile Updated: 01-16-13

So hey there :)

My name's Emi - well my third name is Emi. All my friends think I'm crazy, a typical blonde-haired-and-blue-eyed (although I'm rather brunette) and they all call me "Hardcore Reiter" 'cause my whole life is about horses - and no, I'm not a little girl anymore. I ride since I am 2 years old and the passion didn't subside till now. That's why my username is DressageEmi. Currently I'm at the level of M dressage (in Germany that is the third difficult). I also used to do show jumping but I had a bad fall with my horse and this ended our Show Jumping career. I own a holstein stallion, 3 dogs and way too many cats which includes every now and then a housemouse. Almost all of my animals are out of bad treatment (expect the housmouse) so most of them are as insane as I am - one cat thinks he's human, the other one acts like a dog, my stallion loves ice cream , pizza and so on. You see, creepy animals *nods*

My mom speaks better English than German and my father comes from California therefore at home we talk mostly in English. I had a tricky school time because of that- I learned English with a strong accent and here in Germany we are supposed to learn British English *sighs*

Oh, and I watch too much TV or better... no, I don't watch too much TV but I'm using my laptop too often to watch crime shows or films. My current shows are Castle, The Mentalist, NCIS and Criminals Minds where I ship Caskett, Jisbon and Tiva.

I found FF.net about a year ago. Someone put a link into the Castle Spoilers chat to a Castle fanficion. I read it, loved it and read more. First I only read Castle fics but soon I also started reading TM FFs as well - now mostly them. But I'd never write one myself, all I can write about is horses and that doesn't really is that much compatible with crime fics I think... lol

Enough of myself bevore I embarrass me - or did I already?

Well If you wanna know more about me, just feel free to PM me, or if you just would like to talk, you can PM me as well :)


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Mr President by Donnamour1969 reviews
CONCLUSION NOW POSTED! Patrick Jane is President of the United States. (Yes, you read that right!) How does the most powerful widower in the world find love with a CBI agent? Please take a chance and find out. Extreme AU, partly inspired by the movie "The American President." Rated T/M for adult content and language. Beautiful cover courtesy of the awesome phoenix2812!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: The Three R's by Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,266 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Samuel B. - Complete
Ruminations and Red Pajamas by starry19 reviews
6x16 Tag - "And then she sat on the floor of her shower, hot water streaming all around her, telling her heart to shut up. It was time she did something for herself. Marcus was kind and thoughtful and, best of all, he wasn't wearing a wedding ring."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Woman's best friend by Sisterspy reviews
'It had been two days since she first saw Jane. They'd solved the case in record time, and while she had enjoyed his presence, she'd been dreading the moment he would set foot in her house. ' What is Lisbon hiding? A short (hopefully) fluffly one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tiger and the Lamb by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
In this story, Lisbon is the one with the crazy bulletin board.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 166,164 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Wedding in Red, 6x3 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Picks up immediately after the episode. Jane and Lisbon ruminate about recent events and try to find meaning in them. Spoilers, all of season 6 so far.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under a Blood Red Sky by bloodwrites reviews
Sequel to The Red and the Grey. Red John is dead and his psychotic protege Ellie Jennings has taken the reins; under the guise of working with Interpol on a jewel heist case, Jane manages to get Lisbon and Co. overseas to apprehend Ellie and avenge Tommy Lisbon's death. Meanwhile, Jane tries to convince Lisbon he's the man for her... by any means necessary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,204 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Cinnamon Candles by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
He really didn't look good. She'd seen him tired before, of course, but even on previous occasions when he'd gone through periods of insomnia, he managed not to let it affect his appearance much beyond appearing attractively rumpled instead of immaculately pressed. But now, he wasn't faring so well. In fact, he looked downright terrible.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by starry19 reviews
Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It Takes A Village by waterbaby134 reviews
A triple homicide in Sacramento bears all the hallmarks of 3XK, and the team from the NYPD are brought in to help establish if it really is the serial killer they've been chasing, much to the chagrin of Lisbon, and amusement of Jane.
Crossover - Mentalist & Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closets, Paintings and Shattered Revelations by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
"Of course." He responded. "I have many pictures of you—my favorite has to be the one where you're not wearing…" SMACK. Jane uncrossed his arms to move his hand to his throbbing cheek. "I was going to say gun!" J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Questionnaire by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pita by Ebony10 reviews
A short oneshot about the birthday present Jane got Lisbon. Spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete