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I'm Working On A Story At This Very Moment For L4D So Check Back Soon! P.S: I'll put it up whenever I'm done being lazy. Unfortunatly due to an accident (I forgot my laptop a few states away) I will have to postpone the release of my story not like it'll be any good anyways...SQUEEEE I DID IT!!!...It sux...I'm challenging myself to read all the stories on these # of pages...I didn't check how many...Links at the Bottom!

I'm an average gamer, student, and person. I love hugs, nice people, music, and my 13 year-old (in human years) dog Lacie who I love very much! When I'm not being my usual AD
HD BiPolar and pyromaniac self I'm usually drinking a smoothies and thinking about my life. I don't try hard in school because you usually don't get whatever job you're aiming for and sooner or later (sooner for me with my bad-ass memory, the bad kind not the hardcore kind) you'll forget what you learned and by then it'll be to late to turn back. Y'all wanna meet up with me in L4D2 then my Steam name is SmartAlec959697 you'll have fun against or with me or your moneys back guaranteed!...If not feel free to send me hatemail! I'll take with pride!

AGE: ??HEIGHT: 6 footGender: ????????Hair Color: Dirty BlondSexuality: I honestly don't know *waves to one person* sorry my favorite weird stalkers! Steam Account: SmartAlec959697How I think I'll die: Either natural causes or some kind of driving accident, sadly I think about this a lot.


People are stupid in one way or another.Dirty blonds have dirty minds.The quiet ones are dangerous.Ham is awesome.Icon For Hire Rules!I've had a teacher threaten to cut me.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, hoshi-tachi,SmartAlec959697,

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today! :D

Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Please read and enjoy my stories!

If you have a request for a topic, please feel free to tell me what it is. ]


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you will stand up for God, copy and paste this to your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put the following on your profile (BOLD the ones you are):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I AM A PERVERT, so I MUST watch porn.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm FRENCH, so I must eat snails and frogs.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,064,486 - Reviews: 10915 - Favs: 17,998 - Follows: 17,116 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
We're All Pretenders by Agent Pumpkin reviews
After winding up on an otherwise deserted island, Wilson and Whimsy venture the only possible way forward - through a cave. Discovering inside that there are many secrets to be foretold, as well as new people to meet, many places to visits, not to mention a strange cat who deems to know everything about the island and beyond, can they assume this is their salvation? Or.. a way out?
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Wilson H.
Left 4 Dead: Patient Zero by moviebuffgirl reviews
Nick, Ellis, Francis, and a brand new Survivor are on the run after the military cruise ship was destroyed. Now they have to make their way to another Survivor stronghold in New York and reunite with the other four Survivors. NickxOC, rated M for swearing and sexual content, just in case. Campaigns are broken into smaller chapters and are arranged chronologically.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 148,270 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Nick - Complete
The Good Wife by ReiraKurenai reviews
Sixteen-year-old Ino is stuck in the body of her older self. Now she must embark on the journey of an adult, a wife and a mother while deep down she's still just a child herself. What does the future have in store for her? NarutoxIno and various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,106 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 1/23/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24614 - Favs: 20,954 - Follows: 20,502 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Vault Hunters Wanted by Samuel Keller reviews
Two generations of Vault Hunters have come to Pandora and still it isn't safe. That means the third generation will just have to be better to finally free Pandora from its oppressors. Basically Borderlands 3 with DLC content planned. Note: Story stops at Ch. 84. Other 16 chapters are background and character info.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 102 - Words: 165,399 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lilith, Mordecai, Tiny Tina, OC - Complete
Shattered Perspectives by forrrr reviews
The green Flu has spread across the world, turning the dead into living abominations. A young Canadian woman, Jessica, survives both the cold and the dead to try and help an injured girl. Infected while retrieving supplies, she finds her life and perspective of things utterly shattered. Now fighting to retain her humanity, she seeks out her friends... hoping they are still alive.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Hunter, OC
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7612 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 8,552 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Light's Last Gasp by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Based on MrWriterWriter's challenge What Else is in the Scroll, Naruto, during the scroll incident forsakes the Shadow Clone Technique in favor of what looks to be a dragon's egg. What will happen to the blond when what hatches is not what he expected?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,208 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
Left 2 Die: Infected by moviebuffgirl reviews
"Humans aren't the only ones who need to survive." The Green Flu outbreak has torn families apart. Nick has been separated from Julie, his 12-year old daughter, who has been Infected with the Witch strain. She, along with three other Special Infected, travel to New Orleans, where Julie hopes to reunite with her dad. Follows the Left 4 Dead 2 storyline, but with an Infected twist.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,410 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Witch, Ellis, Rochelle, Nick - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 13,436 - Follows: 14,010 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Maya's Story: Past, Passion, Purpose by misspk reviews
Maya embarks on a journey to discover what it meant to be a Siren. Little did she know that she would find three misfits would help her free her chained heart to truly trust again. Or that she would meet her muse, Lilith. A Siren who was more than meets the eye. Love is a dangerous concept, but it is deadly when Maya/Lilith are involved. MayLith FTW!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,272 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Lilith, Maya
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Fragmentation by Jennarous reviews
Succubi are creatures that live off love. When Tsukune shows that he only has eyes for Moka, Kurumu finally realizes that he will never choose her. As Kurumu's mind and body slowly begin to degenerate, Naruto appears. Will his warmth be enough to save her?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
Embracing your Inner Demon by CrazyFool65 reviews
He lived among the humans and all he's ever felt was hate and loneliness while being called a monster. It's ironic that sometimes the cruelest monsters are humans themselves. Tired of his life he becomes what they feared and embraced his inner demon and leaves to live among the monsters. Naruto x Inner Moka(Ura) Tsukune x Outer Moka(Omote)
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,067 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Trust me by cutietopaz reviews
Can life turn any bleak than it is? Will misery be the only option she has in life? Can her life of discontent ever change? Or will a young mans words change the destiny for her and reveal the start of something new? Contains an OC Character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sasuke U.
A Day in the Life of a Shadow by Agent Pumpkin reviews
Everybody knows about Maxwell and his dubious ways, but does anybody know the truth about how he gets everything done so smoothly? Join a slightly confused, yet sharp and witty young shadow-servant in his every-day life, his sole task being to keep Maxwell happy. Read as he unravels the truth about humans, the real world and the secret behind "Them"...
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Maxwell/William C.
The Long Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko's curse seal malfunctions in a way no one could have imagined, leading to horrific results. Naruto and a strike team have one night to eliminate the problem at it's source. Otherwise the village of Konoha will be lost. - STORY IS BEING DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Harem Jutsu by SHONENX reviews
The Harem Jutsu seems to be everywhere in Konoha ! Kakashi keeps running into Konohamaru and Naruto while they're using that jutsu and much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Wonders of Human Contact by Agent Pumpkin reviews
After being left alone on the deserted island of hell, Wilson is left with more than enough time to consider his misfortune and wallow in his own self-pity. Feeling taxed with his gruelling routine that is surely setting in as the day pass by, he figures he is beyond help. But then, he finds a girl, and his experiences soon begin to change. Eventually Wilson/OC. Review please!
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,641 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Wilson H. - Complete
Demons Within by Rose Red and Snow White reviews
As Naruto merges with the Kyuubi, his life continues to change drastically. Unfortunately, this causes some interesting repercussions. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,998 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blank Eyes by JacksDirtySecret reviews
Violet is learning to be human from a couple of zombies, her adopted daughter and new boyfriend. want to hear her story? then read it silly!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,349 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Hunter - Complete
Left 4 Dead 3 by wolveyflinch reviews
The four surviviors, Keith, Elizebeth, Jordy and Charlie must make their way out of savannah. Each with a goal at th end and each wanting to find something they've lost. "Im coming to find ya...ellis..." -keith
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Keith
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 4,882 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Without Hatred by Kubara reviews
AU/OOC When the Kyūbi attacks Konoha he isn't sealed alone. A certain masked man gets sealed as well. How will this change the world of Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,037 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Dog that Fell in Love With a Cat by ABLOOD-SUCKING BARON reviews
A crazy, animal-obsessed scientist manages to stir up trouble at the Konoha-Suna border! What happens when he catches Hinata and Gaara? Changed the summery, the other didn't really explain well. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Invincible Man by Burnzs reviews
Ellis sure has a lot to say about Keith, but what does Keith have to say for himself?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Keith - Complete
Closer by SilentStar-009 reviews
Ino knew the day she met Sakura her life would change, she just didn't know how. Its where it all started...the day she decided to make her bloom was the day her future became entangled with his...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,487 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
Heart of Darkness by fulofhyperness reviews
Six strangers wake up in a warehouse and are told they must kill one of the others to survive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Through Dead Eyes by Mafia Courtesan reviews
Lucretia never completely died like she wished. Instead, she joined the legions of the undead and now she has to cope and live like one. She fears for the safety of everyone and everything around her.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hunter - Complete
Ah! What's a Goddess? by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After a long three years Naruto returns from his training trip to a less than stellar welcome. Forced to stay in his room he at least has a new toy, a telephone, but who knew ordering ramen would be that hard...Nartuo/Urd maybe a small harem.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Urd, Naruto U.
Outbreak by LizziXVI reviews
Awakening in the hospital, you find your parents dead on the floor.Your fingers are like daggers. Your eyes constantly burning with tears. Sadness eating away at your very soul...What's happened to you Elfie? (Written a long time ago...considering a rewrite.)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Witch, Hunter - Complete
Moments by fulofhyperness reviews
Kiba watched in horror as his moment slipped away... Ninja fic - AU boyxboy - don't like? don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] - Complete
To Live Forever by Psudocode Samurai reviews
After Naruto is removed from the orphanage he finds his way back to a refuge he had found years before, a place that holds secrets as old as Sage of Six Paths himself. A tomb that bares an ancient history, and a future for a boy left alone. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 7,870 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
The Gods discover Fanfiction by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hermes
Indecent Desires by T.E.Rose reviews
Kushina awakens after a sixteen year coma to find the world changed, her son its catalyst. Now she finds herself desiring something else, something indecent. AU-LEMON-INCEST-Oneshot If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Kushina U. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Reason To Crossdress by Sephonei reviews
Kiba tries to figure out why he's walked in on Shino in chick clothes. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Jailbreak by RoadToTenebrae reviews
The result of putting Nathan Drake in the same jail cell as Cole MacGrath. Oneshot, T for language.
Crossover - Uncharted series & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Nathan D. - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 16079 - Favs: 10,955 - Follows: 8,374 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
6:00 by Psychotype reviews
He brushes his teeth, puts on his dress shirt and black pants, and adjusts his tie. It is now 6:15. Louis does not know the world had ended.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Refraction by Irritus185 reviews
Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Three Stars by UnlikelyloveUnlimited reviews
Naruto has had a rough life,and by all indications it's going to get rougher. Can three women convince him to pursue his dream? And can they manage to share his affections without destoying each other? Chapter nine now up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,975 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Elevator ride by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. When Naruto and Ino find themselves trapped in an elevator, the two blond's find out interesting things about one another and find a fun way to past the time. Rated M, for language and Lemon. Naruto x Ino one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Owe Me by Lolligaggin reviews
Completed. AU. At first it was a favor. Ino Yamanaka didn't know that growing up meant dealing with all this. Sometimes stumbling upon a nuisance isn't always a bad thing. NarutoXIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,704 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Love, Ramen, and The Will to Dream by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Ichiraku Ramen is quickly becoming a favorite of Sakura's even when she's not with Naruto. As she begins to wonder why, she's faced with an impending danger that forces her to realize a new truth. Sakura X Ayame. Yuri. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H., Ayame - Complete
A growing love by ashleyriot reviews
NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,174 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Gone with a Smile by GothicGohan-again reviews
In his fight with Saskue, Naruto realizes he is about to die. Using a shadow clone, he tells his last words to Sakura. ONESHOT.NARUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete