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Joined 09-01-03, id: 448589, Profile Updated: 08-08-15
Author has written 15 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, and Devil Wears Prada.

I write fan fiction in the Janeway/Seven of Nine Star Trek: Voyager and Devil Wears Prada MIRANDY genres. If you have a problem with two adult females in a consenting, loving relationship then you'd probably better look elsewhere for something to read. If those fandoms seem like something you'd like, then I sincerely hope you enjoy my work.

Remember: feedback is the fuel of fan fiction. I welcome your constructive comments and criticisms; it's the only way I'll improve as a writer. So please leave reviews. Thanks!

Oh, and by the way, Miss Smudge Kitty has demanded that I inform everyone that while I may be the one tapping on the laptop keys, she is the true creative genius in the partnership. Any and all salmon-flavored cat treats or catnip sockies gladly accepted, as she regally turns up her nose at the ginger ale and goldfish crackers on which I thrive. Go figure.

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, young padawan. For it is crunchy you are and good with ketchup taste.

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The Lord of the Nile and the Lady of Grace by XV reviews
Synopsis: So this is an AU where Miranda is a female pharaoh "like" Hatshepsut, but not actually her. Andrea is a Cretan Princess who is being sent to marry the Pharaoh. There will be plots and counterplots, battle and mayhem and love will triumph and be blessed by deities and the people of the Black Land.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,231 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/21/2012
It Started With a Dream by SLV1987 reviews
Andy has strange dreams about her boss that seem to be affecting her daily routines. Follows the plot of the film loosely until the benefit then I seem to mix it all up.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,993 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010
Two Sides of the Same Coin by jazwriter reviews
Crossover between The Devil Wears Prada and Harry Potter. Prompt was Meryl Streep playing a female Severus. I imagined them as twins. Please see notes in Prologue. Femslash HP HG/MM; DWP AS/MP. Also, prologue has mild physical/mental abuse so, if triggering, please do not read. Some angst involved...this is my Jazzy alert.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,840 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Andy S., Miranda P. - Complete
For Charity by sweetdivision reviews
After brooding for months, Miranda finally finds the inspiration and the means to begin wooing Andrea in a much more 'humble' manner.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Waking Dreams by jazwriter reviews
This is in response to a request made by gville27858 for a romantic Hermione/Minerva story with Hermione getting expelled and the two keeping in touch somehow while Hermione and the boys are hunting for horcruxes. No problem! The tale begins directly after Dumbledore's untimely demise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,758 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Tomorrow Too by asouldreams reviews
On the eve of her wedding Hermione seeks a moment of clarity and finds far more than she realized ever existed behind her mentor's emerald eyes; her future though...is already written, and waiting...as is Ron. HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cerulean Dragon by jazwriter reviews
Crossover DWP Mirandy & HP Minerva/Hermione. Andy has disappeared, and Miranda has noticed. Miranda is summoned by the Ministry of Magic to use her special expertise to combat a threat against the wizarding and Muggle worlds. Please see notes! Sequel!
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,974 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Andy S., Miranda P. - Complete
Lady by mxrolkr reviews
Inspired by the song "Lady" by Little River Band. Andrea/Miranda
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2012 - [Andy S., Miranda P.] - Complete
Oopsie! by WrittenSword reviews
A mischievous character from a different fandom makes an appearance and things happen! :P Andrea/Miranda femslash.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Complete
Found by jazwriter reviews
In response to a prompt for a DWP comment fic-a-thon. The story takes place in Paris during the evening of the day when Andy walked away. Got it? Prompt was the song "Soon We'll Be Found." Mirandy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Andy S., Miranda P. - Complete
The Rising Phoenix by jazwriter reviews
The story picks up directly after the final defeat of Voldemort. While helping with Hogwarts repairs, Hermione realizes that her feelings for a certain Headmistress run much deeper than she'd ever imagined. Non-Epilogue compliant. FEMSLASH HG/MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
It's the Only Life You've Got Arc 1 by raiderl reviews
One year after leaving Runway Andy and Miranda meet up again and realize there exists an undeniable attraction between them.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 85,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Another Chance by quiethearted reviews
Pregnant with their child, Andy left Miranda. Now, she's back in New York. Will Miranda get another chance?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Fighter by PerfectPride reviews
Andy and Miranda femslash pairing. Andy is attacked one evening whilst delivering the Book and receives help from someone she never thought would care.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Lucky Girls by GinStan reviews
When Andy Sachs re-enters Miranda's life more than a year after that fateful day in Paris, Miranda is taken by surprise by both the intensity of her feelings for the young woman and her daughter's reactions to Andy. This is a Mirandy femslash story.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Deflection by quiethearted reviews
A/U – Janeway,Seven and pals time travel to present day New York where Seven becomes the ultra-efficient assistant to Miranda Priestly. Miranda's enthralled, Andy is furious and Janeway can't figure out how it all got so out of hand so fast.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,462 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - K. Janeway - Complete
The Wrong Choice by quiethearted reviews
Friends for ten years, Andy decides to move to London when Miranda receives a proposal from her current gentleman friend.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Christmas Wish by quiethearted reviews
Response to prompts from sanditar Miranda's Christmas Wish and mxrolkr Andy gives Miranda a 'special gift.' They worked so well together that I couldn't resist.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Home Alone by WrittenSword reviews
One of Miranda's daughters gets accidentally left home alone. With a photo shoot across the country Miranda cannot find anyone to take care of her girl and phones Andy for help. Andy/Miranda femslash - Don't like it? Don't read it! :P
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Legacy Of Gryffindor by DescendantOfVoldemort reviews
[complete] Harrypotterfanfiction.com's STORY OF THE MONTH for september 2003. Very canon sequel to OOTP. action, suspense, angst, betrayal, romance, what are you waiting for? ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
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Her reviews
This is an original story based on a character from my Mirandy fic. Those of you who have read LIKE I DO will find a familiar face in it.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Complete
Like I Do reviews
It's four years after Paris. Miranda and Andy have been together for nearly three of them, but a nasty argument pushed both of them farther than they'd intended and Andy moved out. Now nobody's happy and the twins have had enough. On a weekend trip out to the Easthampton house tragedy strikes, forcing everybody to take a good hard look at what's been going on.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Firebreather reviews
20 months after Paris. Fall Fashion Week is fast approaching and Miranda is getting ready to play hostess to the world she rules. When a designer tries to pull a fast one, all hell breaks loose in the tents. But when the dust clears, it's the Dragon Lady who's laughing loudest. Payback can be a bitch. It can also be as sweet as honey.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Once in Silence reviews
Q decides Kathryn and Seven need some help getting together. The usual mayhem ensues, this time in Camelot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Decisions and Destiny Part Two reviews
The continuing post-Endgame adventures of the Voyager crew.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,350 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/25/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Decisions and Destiny Part One reviews
They made it back from the Delta Quadrant. So what happens next?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/23/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Jigsaw reviews
Sometimes life can be a frustrating puzzle. But when you finally find the right pieces and they fall into place, wonderful things can happen.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,450 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
Christmas Wishes reviews
Well, they made it back. Janeway's run out of time. Can she make good on her promises or not?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Basic Black reviews
Nigel works his usual fashion magic and tries his hand at matchmaking to boot.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
Sunrise reviews
They're back. Seven is with *shudder* HIM. Phoebe takes charge and a race across the galaxy ensues.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
Hearts and Flowers reviews
Dreams CAN come true; sometimes it just takes a little courage. And a Captain who exercises a certain amount of flexibility with Starfleet privacy regulations.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
Things can go bump in the night on All Hallows Eve. And magical things can happen when you follow where they lead.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
And All I Could Say Was Hello reviews
There are many ways to communicate; even when you don't have words.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
A Moment reviews
Sometimes a moment is all you get; and sometimes that's all it takes.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Reclamation reviews
It's Christmas and Admiral Janeway's priorities need a bit of adjustment.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
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