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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Book X-overs, Harry Potter, and Silmarillion.

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How to Pee in the Woods by CeilidhWaley reviews
This is a story for entertainment purposes only. A darker, more human side of what it might be like to actually find yourself in a different world. From hygiene to hysteria, what can one do when you are unexpectedly ripped from one life and thrown into another? Warning: Elves are not as noble as you might hope. And because this is FanFiction, be prepared for some lovin'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Legolas
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
The Fellowship of the Fans by Cassa of the fans reviews
The craziest thing can happen on a solstice. Join Cassa Lighthaven as she and her friends learn to live with their favourite book characters and the crazy powers they have been given. WARNING randomness will occur. This is my first fic so plz be nice! pairings are Legolas/OC Boromir/OC Gale/OC and like, 4 others. rated T cuz I'm paranoid. ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth by Archet reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
A Les Mis Parody by AzureOtter reviews
A parody of Les Mis! This is my first ever parody, so please be kind...
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,318 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
No Malls in Middle Earth by Lothelen reviews
Ellie has a perfect figure, perfect nails, and a perfectly perfect life. What happens when she wakes up in Middle Earth and has to deal with dirt, bugs, bird poop, stinky men, and a really weird prophecy? T for language and minor suggestive themes. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,448 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
Why is my life so abnormal? by ponytail-thorin reviews
Do you know what will happen the fellowship falls into 3 L.O.T.R obsessed girls' kitchen? How will they survive in the modern-day world? Chaos will ensure, names will be called and raw caffine will be eaten! Find out all this and more right here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012
Believe in Me by run4life reviews
As a wanderer, Eisa has little to worry about until an odd Company crosses paths with her. Between her questionable dwarven lineage, two mischievous princes, a moody ex-king, and what looks to be shaping up as a marvelous opportunity for an adventure, it looks like they've all got a lot to learn about family, love, and what matters most in the end. KilixOC (TEMP HIATUS/SEE PROFILE)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,900 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Kíli, OC]
One Sue to Rule Them All by Bronze Cat reviews
The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Sauron, Glorfindel
Chaos Unleashed: Part One by E4me100 reviews
Typical scenario, but NOT a typical story. The Fellowship's come to modern-day Earth, and Erin, Kaia, and Kathryn couldn't be more excited...but will it remain a dream come true forever? Sure, there'll be plenty of laughs and good times along the way...but no one knows how things are going to end up. And sometimes it's best for it to remain that way. Self-inserts. Give it a chance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,167 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
The Eleven Doctors by flying-chipmunk reviews
Something is amiss in the universe - or perhaps even several of them. Eleven TARDISes have been pulled from their time streams for some indiscernible reason, complete with eleven Doctors and even more companions. But why would someone risk a paradox for them to be together? And perhaps more importantly, who?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013
Taking to the Field by Izzyaro reviews
Fitz is kidnapped. Simmons doesn't react like anyone expects.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/5/2013 - J. Simmons - Complete
Underwhelming by imsuchanut reviews
There was no bloody way Simmons could fancy Ward. He started running over every interaction she'd had with Ward (and since Fitzsimmons was always together, he had seen each one of them). Every gesture, look, it all seemed suspicious now, and he was left with a strange, gnawing feeling in his stomach.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2013 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Fellowship Ficlets by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Eternal by manyscarletskies reviews
What will happen if two girls, who know almost nothing about LOTR, end up in Middle Earth? What will happen if Elizabeth (aka. Lizzy) nearly dies (several times) because of her bluntness? What will happen if Catherine (aka. Cat) finds out Legolas' big secret? And what will happen to said elf? Find out all this right here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,266 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
A journey is always full of surprises by couples-dans-bleach reviews
Lenya, a young hobbit who lives with her uncle Bilbo, discovers with him the ups and downs of an incredible adventure in the company of a wizard and thirteen dwarves. One of them is too charming for her own sake, and her uncle's!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Kíli
The King is dead Long live who? by thorin's majestic beard reviews
The Goblin King (long may he live in the afterlife) is dead. Gandalf cut his his throat during the escape of the Company out of Goblin-Town. But... the king has left no heir! So who will be the next king? The noble people of Goblin-Town will democratically choose! But obviously there are some very strange wannabe kings and queens, each with their own weird followers...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - The Goblin King
By Starlight by Shadow-whispers reviews
Morgoth's prison is weakening and is planning on sabotaging the Felloship's quest but Varda has a plan. She will summon two girls to thwart his attempts. With new bodies, powers and a quest will the girls succeed? AU LegolasXOC FarimirXOC *COMPLETE*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 97,311 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Legolas, Elf] [Faramir, Human] - Complete
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
A Little Treatment by Jafa13 reviews
The White Council has decided to counsel the inhabitants of Middle Earth through Psychiatry in hopes to create peace in Middle Earth. Will eventually showcase other beings from different worlds. See inside for further details.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,760 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gandalf, Elrond
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
TheFellowship at Middle-Earth com by narniagirl11 reviews
After giving in to Aragorn's request, Gandalf installs internet in Middle Earth. And he realizes, though others do not, just how much fun - or trouble - will be caused. From Pippin's pranks to Gollum spamming, Middle Earth will be turned upside-down!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Gandalf, Peregrin T.
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Elves, Malls, and Orcs Oh my! by severusfangirl13 reviews
Celestial was just an ordinary person living her ordinary life, that is until the fellowship shows up in her house. She is taken by surprise and thrust into a world of comical adventures and crazed fan girls. But when they go back, will she leave with them, or stay to live out the rest of her life going nowhere?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,964 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Legolas, Gandalf
The Wishing Ring by Allthatisgolddoesntglitter reviews
Maddie is working at a pawn shop when Gandalf shows up and asks her to take care of the fellowship for a while to help them heal from all the crazy stuff that happened during the war of the ring. Little do they know that some surviving evil might have followed them in, set after the ring is destroyed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013
Kili's Most Noble Sacrifice by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Odd Reunion by Umecchi reviews
Seven of the Fellowship travel to Mirkwood, and six of them observe something they do not understand.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
LOTR Christmas Carols by RndmPeep reviews
Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols/Songs! One up so far, but possibly more coming. Supposed to be funny-tell me what you think! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Everything You Wanted To Know About LotR by AzureSkye23 reviews
...But were too afraid to ask. Important information about the works of J.R.R.Tolkien. Helpful for anyone who wants to write a good LotR story, but doesn't know the legends and stories behind it. Co-written with CrackinAndProudOfIt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Whose Idea Was This? by AraAlexisBlack reviews
One-Shot. What would happen if the fellowship decided to drive to Mordor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Inheritance Cycle Gets Random Slogans! by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you inflicted a slogan generator on Christopher Paolini's characters? Well, now you know! Chapter four is here: Inheritance rules!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5287 - Favs: 12,139 - Follows: 1,480 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
20 ways to annoy the Fellowship by Saymorian reviews
Exactly what the title says, complete with a scene of each way being carried out, R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Trouble Never Ends by kaitokitty reviews
Elladan and Elrohir make a bet. Legolas and Aragorn get their daily injury. Might become a drabble fic later on... Please review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006
Immortal Wisdom by sadisticmasochist kitsune reviews
Legolas proves just how mature the elvish race can be. While Aragorn is left wondering what has gotten into the Mirkwood prince.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Legolas - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Legolas Got Run Over By His Fangirls! by Cosmos Senshi reviews
We've always known our favorite elf has a fanclub, but can he make the one elf girl he likes fall in love with him? Mary-Sue parody!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Legolas
Moriquendi by Fan81981 reviews
Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 238,178 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Legolas - Complete
A Sickness Called Desire by faeluver reviews
Years after the Labyrinth. Sarah is sick. Can Jareth's Fae Magic save her, or will they have to find old love to heal each other? Read and Review! COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Starring Laina! by Alaina reviews
What havoc will Laina wreck on poor middle earth! COMPLETED Review. You know you want to. My first fic, which would be why the beginning is awful. May or may not repost eventually. Check author's page for sequel! (I promise it will be better.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Last One Standing by Sun Queen reviews
Middle-Earth is about to end, and the last people left alive are Glorfindel, Gollum, and Mary-Sue. This story defies all logical comprehension, read at your own risk.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Ninth reviews
Oneshot. Nine nobles took the rings of power, but their reasons were not all the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Nazgul, OC] - Complete
Road Trip to Mordor reviews
'One does not simply walk into Mordor' he said… so they didn't. PARODY featuring the great Cookies of Power, jazz-loving Nazgul, Mary-Sues, sentient motorbikes, an angry Glaswegian woman and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013
Somewhere, something went horribly wrong reviews
Manwë, possibly under the influence of Gandalf's pipeweed, decides to send a certain fanfiction writer some plushie Valar - but something went Now Mandos TALKS LIKE THIS, Varda is obsessed with fairy lights, Aulë's into cooking, Nienna has her own personal thunderstorm and Morgoth seems to be missing his nose. Oh, dear... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration. T for safety.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Aulë, Námo, Nienna, Morgoth
Interim reviews
Road Trip to Mordor has stopped happening. And the characters aren't happy about it. Weirdness ensues. Spin-off of Road Trip to Mordor. T for safety more than anything else
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014
Shagrat: The musical! reviews
Re-uploaded with (gasp) a plotline. Shagrat was always a ... special orc. He didn't really want to fight, or kill, or torture hobbits, he wanted...to SING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013
Insanity and lemon drops reviews
Snape joined the dark side to escape the insanity of Dumbledore. He didn't suspect that Voldemort would be even worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Best Boarding school Ever reviews
Expelled from their old school, troublemakers Alex and Zoe are sent away to boarding school. It'll be awful, right? Wrong… Featuring characters from LOTR, POTC, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, the Inheritance Cycle, Discworld and many others
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013
Letter from Undying Lands reviews
I rewrote the lyrics to the Proclaimers' "Letter from America" to be about Frodo leaving middle earth. Turned out a bit sadder than I planned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
This lousy t-shirt reviews
Oneshot. Frodo is given a present in honour of his achievements, but he's not exactly pleased with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Letters to Thranduil reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Legolas by Laura: The Spellcheckers' Revenge reviews
Legendary badfic "Legolas by Laura", with corrected spelling and punctuation (A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Legolas - Complete
the Fellowship are CRAZY or never, EVER agree to babysit an elf reviews
COMPLETE so, yeah, i know there about a bazillion and five stories where the LOTR characters show up randomly at someone's house, but the plot bunnies were restless and this was all i could think of...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
Young Elf, there's no need to feel down reviews
Oneshot - Legolas is haunted by the Village People. 'Nuff said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Legolas - Complete