Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games.
Yup. That's my pen name. Yup. Just call me GPC.
Anyway, always happy to hear feedback on my stories - send me commentary/questions if you have 'em! If you want my to read something, I'm more than happy to provide feedback of my own.
Stupid/Funny Quotes from Popular Media
"Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call the police, but mm-mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'" - Dave Chappelle
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef." - Mitch Hedberg
"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous, and my sister was crazy. Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." - Jayne Cobb, Firefly
"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to organic meatbags everywhere." - HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic 2
"Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." - Jayne Cobb, Firefly
"Cancel that maneuver, Deltas." "Are you trying to baffle the enemy into submission, sir?" - Boss and Scorch, Republic Commando
"You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first." - River Tam, Firefly
"For now, please excuse me, Master. I wish to meditate upon the face of my former meatbag master as he was electrocuted. I find it most soothing." - HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic
"So you're a real, living Prothean?" "As opposed to a fake, dead one?" -Tali and Javik, Mass Effect 3
"If aliens express their opinions at gunpoint, then why shouldn't we?" "Because they have bigger guns?" - Charles Saracino and Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect
"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" - Sgt. Avery Johnson, Halo 2
"The Cole Train runs on whole grains, baby! Woo-ooo!" - Augustus Cole, Gears of War 3
"You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha." "Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?" - Jolee Bindo and Revan, Knights of the Old Republic
"The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen. 'I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off, but I can't! It's my curse, it's my f*ing curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Pleeeeeeease!'" - Sander Cohen, Bioshock