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Joined 01-16-13, id: 4487320, Profile Updated: 07-28-13
Author has written 7 stories for Bible, Ranger's Apprentice, and Lord of the Rings.


So this is just a little bit about me:)

I am a homeschooled, Christian girl.

So some of my favorite things are...

Books: Ranger's Apprentice, Brotherband Chronicles, and Lord of the Rings

Movies: Lord of the Rings (I can't decide which of the three I like best:))

Animals: My horse and dog

Color: Pink, green, and blue

Food: Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!!!!!! (And cookie dough ice cream and bacon and... I could go on forever:))

Hobbies: Horseback riding, music, and writing

Musician: Peter Furler, newsboys (when Peter Furler was the leader) and Tobymac

If I could go anywhere in the world it would be: Australia or Italy

So I guess that is a little bit about me! Bye!

PS. I like getting PMs and reviews, just to let you know:)

Everything under this line is just random stuff I will post:) feel free to copy and paste any of it:)

Yes, I'm homeschooled
Yes, I'm socialized
Yes, I had class today

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber or One Direction are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%.

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

This is how you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" *Adds to To Do list*

5. You want a bow and arrow set. *Just got one. I need to practice...

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. You want to be a ranger. How did you know???

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!! I wish I was short...

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.

12. You think it would be fun to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S!APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest is over.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes. Not really. . .

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.*Falls on knees* "Please, Mr. Flanagan, please!!!"

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. You'd better watch out...I will get you if you have one...

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidentally called your brother "Horace" yesterday. If my brother was anything like Horace...

33. You want to name your next animal Tug. Yup. I want a Shetland pony.

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss.

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You know it's the truth.

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is. No, probably not.

42. He really is adorable. Never thought about that.

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice.

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

WISDOM FROM TIM HAWKINS (In my own words:))

If you hang out with dumb people so you feel smart, copy and paste this. If you didn't copy and paste this, you are the dumb person.

Weird things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hideit...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious"

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Letting the Ranger Have His Say by Falcon97 reviews
Will has been injured in a fight, can the ranger make it? But before we can ponder that question for long let us discover what Will thinks about it. An angsty story with a new twist! Please read and review. This is a one-shot but a fairly long one. Rated K but some stuff may be considered T, I was little unsure.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Will, Halt, Horace, Alyss
Slogans by Xayhra reviews
I was bored and came up with this. The characters of RA say the trademarks of assorted companies and products. Can you imagine our loveable Slagor and Borsa singing "It's a Pillow! It's a Pet! It's a Pillow Pet!"? Or, better yet, King Ferris and Halt? K plus to be safe. Halt and Will will appear most often.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Will, Halt
Halt Goes to the Dentist by Xayhra reviews
Halt goes to the dentist and tons of weird stuff happens. Erak ambushes Halt, Halt has a dream about two girls arguing about. . . something, and who knows what else! My first fanfic! Please don't kill me! A bit of a crackfic. Absolutely OOC. Read at your own risk. IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ACTING LIKE IDIOTS, DO NOT READ THIS FANFIC!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Halt
Fireworks by Xayhra reviews
A little one-shot about fireworks for America's Independence Day. Happy 4th! Please R&R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Halt, Will - Complete
How to Stop a Robbery by Xayhra reviews
Gilan, Will, Halt, and Crowley are in the produce section of a store when an armed robber tries to rob the store. Using their ingenuity, the Rangers try to stop the robber. Of course, it's an odd way to do it. . . . One-shot. Please R&R.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Halt, Crowley, Gilan, Will - Complete
A Bruised Heart by IFYOUCOULDFLY reviews
My version of Ruins of Gorlan! Will's parents are alive, but once his mother dies when Will is four, his father becomes cruel and bitter. He beats Will brutally, and finally, on his fourteenth birthday, Will decides to leave. He is taken to the ward at Redmont and given a new life, but how long can it last? Rated T for drunkards, violence, but mostly just paranoia!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Will, Halt
Reviews for the One Ring by Gigigue reviews
The One Ring is being sold on Amazon, and the previous owners express their opinions on the product in the form of reviews. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Samwise G., Gollum - Complete
Rangers Elimination Game by IFYOUCOULDFLY reviews
Crowley has an idea for a game...a game of elimination! Sort of like the hunger games, but without death! It's Gilan vs. Will, Rangers vs. Apprentices, and, oh yeah, Halt's trying to shoot everyone! :) Please read, rated just because I'm paranoid!-FLY
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Will, Halt, Gilan - Complete
Some oneshots about April Fool's in Araluen! Gilan's got rotten eggs, King Duncan's mad, and Will's crying! Please read, review, and love! 3 U GUYS!-FLY
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Will, Halt - Complete
Easter with Halt and Will by flaminglake reviews
It's Will's first Easter as an apprentice ranger, and he doesn't think he'll get the weekend off, let alone any chocolate.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Will, Halt - Complete
Broken by IFYOUCOULDFLY reviews
Will Treaty has only been the Ranger at Seacliff for a few months when he receives an urgent message from King Duncan's steward demanding his presence. On his way to the castle, he is ambushed, captured, and taken to a far away land, where he is tortured brutally. Can he be saved in time? Or will the famous Ranger be broken? First fanfic, please review, rated 'cuz I'm paranoid.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Will, Halt, Horace, Gilan - Complete
Thor's Hammer In Space! by Sonya-Valentine reviews
What would happen if Thor lost his hammer... in space? This is a funny oneshot I made of what I think would happen.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thor - Complete
Happy Birthday, Halt! by Xayhra reviews
It's Halt's birthday! Will and co. sing The Happy Birthday Song by Arrogant Worms to Halt! One-shot. Read at your own risk.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Halt, Will - Complete
A Dream of Ketchup and Guacamole by With-the-Wolves reviews
Horace has a dream involving Will, Gilan, guacamole, and ketchup.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Horace, Will - Complete
How Middle-Earth Turned Into Mars by Gigigue reviews
How Middle-Earth turned into Mars. There. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you need help, go through it word by word: How, Middle, Earth, turned, into, Mars. Got it? Good. Now click on this story and read it. One-shot. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
Remembrance by SeekerMaxia reviews
Wars are never glorious, despite what the stories say. The men who gave up their lives, so others could live in freedom, will never be forgotten.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Halt - Complete
Larry and Bob's Adventure in Rivendell by LalaithElerrina reviews
When Larry and Bob unexpectedly find themselves in Middle Earth, they make quite an impression...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Elrond - Complete
Halt Kisses The Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
Come on, you know you have to read it. Spoiler warning inside.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Halt - Complete
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The Alphabet reviews
What would happen if Halt got caught feeding Abelard too many apples? Or Gilan gives Will way too much coffee? This is going to be twenty six short stories, each one based of a letter of the alphabet. PM or review with ideas!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Will, Halt, Gilan
Disastrous Dates reviews
Our favorite Lord of the Rings characters all have their 'special' someone. For some, it may be a ring, or others, a certain elf, but what would happen if they went on a date? How would it turn out? Would they break up?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Aragorn, Gimli, Smeagol, Faramir
Arguements reviews
We all have our favorite characters. This is a collection of one-shots that focus on the similarities and differences between our wonderful cast of characters from LotR and Ranger's Apprentice. *This was formally a bunch of separate one-shots, but I have decided to combine them together and expand the story.*
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013
Beneath The Surface reviews
A tragic accident occurs, a new kingdom rises to power. As the Ranger corps put the pieces together, the find out there is much more beneath the surface, but will they figure it all out in time?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Will, Halt, Gilan, Crowley
Once Upon A Time reviews
A powerful curse has sent our favorite Ranger's Apprentice characters to our world, a place were there are no happy endings. With the Ranger's Apprentice cast trapped, and having forgotten who they are, it is up to a young girl to break the curse, and bring back Araluen's heroes.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Will, Horace, Morgarath, Cassandra/Evanlyn
No Longer a Princess reviews
Gilan thought his mission would be easy- escort two young princesses to Araluen, but every mission that is supposed to be easy ends up being very difficult, and this one will be just that.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Gilan - Complete
The Ark: How It Saved My Life and Love reviews
Mara's husband, Japheth, will never spend time with her. All he ever does is help his dad build this huge ark! Will Mara take a moment to understand her husband? Or will their relationship fail... This is my first fanfict so please review:)
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Noah - Complete
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