Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS IN BOLD: This account is no longer being used for anything but a beta reader. The Last of the Valar was my first fan fiction-and I shall, never, ever mention it again, gosh, my writing was absolutely dismal in that. Sorry, any remaining fans, but I cannot forgive myself for choosing to use the movie-verse when the books are pretty much holy relics. ANYWAY, if you are interested in the new story I talked about at the end (and right below this message), it will be on my BRAND SPANKIN' NEW ACCOUNT, Special Agent Author. Thanks for whoever may follow that account to see the story when it comes out…though I promise it will eventually be there, it will probably not be up until mid-2014.
Hello, there. My newest project that's coming long is something that I've been thinking over for about 2 months now. I consider but the equivalent of taking a huge part of all fanfiction, smashing it all together, and dropping in one moderately insane, impossible, and bad-ass OFC who will hopefully be the epitome of chaos. Positive settings for this series include: The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, X-Men First Class, Avengers, Sherlock, Star Trek Into Darkness.
Questions, predictions, anything? PM me or ask in a review! I love hearing from you guys :)
If you like LotR, go watch the video The Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds by Paint. It's...how do I describe it...hmm... well, let's just say I was fangirling the entire time. Like, legit. Fangirling. Go watch!
Stolen! I thought this was ridiculously true.
You know you're a writer if...
-you talk to yourself. (Sigh...all the time.)
-you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (It really is a bad habit...)
-when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person. (This is the case, though usually it's one of the characters I'm writing about)
-after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. (OMG YESSSS)
-your emails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (uh huh)
-when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother. (I do like me some rocks..)
-no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-people think you might have O.C.D. (I don't...but...sometimes...)
-you think it'd be cool to have O.C.D. (terrible, but true.)
-you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (How did she know? It wasn't clear at the moment.)
-you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason. (Do you giggle any other way?)
-your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Mhmm.)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: you failed English. (DARN IT I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I'M A TERRIBLE WRITER)
Quotes that I
"One does not simply walk into Mordor." -Boromir
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" -Phyllis Diller
"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy." -Dory
"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!" -Spaceballs
"Inconceivable!" -The Princess Bride
"Ray, next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -Ghostbusters
"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." -J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"Even strength has to bow to wisdom sometimes." -Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
AND MY COLLECTION OF TOLKIEN QUOTES
"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
"It's the job that's never started that takes longest to finish."
"Home is behind, the world ahead,
and there are many paths to tread
through shadows to the edge of night,
until the stars are all alight.
Mist and shadow, cloud and shade.
All shall fade, all shall fade."
"I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise! 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to! I don't mean to."
"Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel. "But no living man am I!"
And these I'm not certain if they belong to Peter Jackson or Tolkien...
"Even the smallest person can change the future." -Galadriel
"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo...and it's worth fighting for." -Sam
"Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open." -Gandalf
"A day may come when the courage of men fails...but it is not THIS day." -Aragorn
"You are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man I ever knew. Bless you, laddie." -Gimli
"I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee...here at the end of all things." -Frodo
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