AgehaGh0st
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Joined 01-16-13, id: 4487509, Profile Updated: 08-30-13
Author has written 1 story for Prince of Tennis, and Kuroshitsuji.

I'm Ageha, a person who suffers from a severe case of...(Dramatic drum-roll please)

WRITER'S BLOCK!!!

Honestly, there should be people out there who understands my pain and suffering and all the...

...I'm gonna shut up now.

I realize my grammar isn't the best, neither is my use of words and sh*. (I swear a lot bros XD)

so sometimes when I'm writing and I get stuck or have a fight with Microsoft Word, i have two options:

#1: "F* THIS SH* I'M GONNA THROW YOUR A* IN THE F*ING TOILET YOU--"

#2: have an emotional breakdown and use three boxes of tissues, then continue to write and use #1.

so ya.

that's who i am, a person who goes rage over the stupidest things EVA.

ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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breathe in, breathe out.*

I need to do some yoga bros, i heard that stuff does wonders to rage control.

wonders.


I don't rage at people, so you bros can feel safe around meh.

I'm also a S. (If you dunno what i mean, hint: the opposite is M. if you still don't get it...well.)

Laters my precious duckies

-Ageha

REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! and that I stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette and Dragon of Despaire...

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

:3

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