Author has written 24 stories for Suits, Twilight, Star Trek: 2009, Glee, Mortal Instruments, Supernatural, Fairly Legal, StarTrek: The Original Series, Avengers, Captain America, and Hunger Games.
Okay, well, firstly, I'm 22 and a total fanatic of several different series/shows, including Glee, CSI, Bones, House, Lie To Me, The Closer, Supernatural, Fairly Legal, Suits, White Collar, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Twilight, Maximum Ride, the V for Vendetta graphic novel, the Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices series, and Harry Potter. I'm also kind of a movie freak. Some of my personal faves: The Exorcism of Emily Rose; all the Hannibal Lecter movies, although Hannibal Rising wasn't as good as the others; V for Vendetta; Pirates of the Caribbean; Benny & Joon; X-Men; The Devil Wears Prada; The Santa Clause, but really only the first one because they killed Bernard's character in the second and he's not even in the third; Chicago; Mamma Mia!; Rent; The Phantom of the Opera (Gerard Butler is AMAZING.); Sweeney Todd; all the Harry Potter movies; all of the Star Trek movies, especially the ones with Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, and DeForest Kelley; Milk; and probably like a gazillion others that I just can't think of right now. Secondly, y’all probably think this profile looks a little familiar. That’s because this is my second ffn account. My first one was having technical difficulties, so I closed it and started this one. Pretty much the only thing that’s changed is my pen name, though.
As I said, I'm a huge fan of Twilight, and though I am definitely Team Edward, Carlisle is my favorite Cullen by far and, as I recently told my best friend, my mental version of Carlisle totally trumps any other guy out there. :D
Because of a recent incident I heard about involving reviewing rudeness, I have devised this 'politeness pledge' and invite other users to take it with me in an attempt to prevent future such ocurrences.
I, not only as an ffn user but as a person, hereby pledge to be polite in any reviews I submit and to limit any criticisms to ones that the author can use to improve his or her writing. Furthermore, I also pledge to respond to any reviews and/or criticisms, rude or otherwise, politely and fairly.
Cam/Zack (Bones-God, I don't know WHY, don't ask.)
House/Cuddy (House M.D.)
Wilson/Cameron (House M.D.)
Brenda/Fritz (The Closer)
Cal/Gillian (Lie to Me)
Jace/Clary (Mortal Instruments)
Simon/Isabelle (Mortal Instruments)
Maia/Jordan (Mortal Intruments)
Alec/Magnus (Mortal Instruments)
Tessa/Jem (Infernal Devices)
Sophie/Gideon (Infernal Devices)
Kirk/Spock (Star Trek--original and new)
Bones/Uhura (new Trek)
Sulu/Chekov (Star Trek--original and new)
Scotty/Uhura (Star Trek: TOS)
Captain Picard/Dr. Crusher (Star Trek: TNG)
Riker/Deanna (Star Trek: TNG)
Tucker/T'Pol (Star Trek: Enterprise)
Puck/Rachel (Glee-second best)
Fang/Max (Maximum Ride)
Iggy/Nudge (Maximum Ride)
Dr. Martinez/Dr. Abate (Maximum Ride)
Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)
Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Fave crossover pairings:
Brennan/Spock (Bones & Star Trek)
Angela/Nick (Bones & CSI)
Carlisle/Tamsin (Twilight & Tamsin (by Peter Beagle))
Leonard Nimoy, Zachary Quinto, Mark Lenard, Chris Pine, George Takei, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Anton Yelchin, Scott Bakula, William Shatner, William Petersen, Gary Dourdan, David Krumholtz, Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, Elijah Kelley, James Marsden, Pierce Brosnan, Robert Sean Leonard, Hugh Laurie, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner, David Boreanaz, Jesse Spencer, Patrick Stewart, Sean Penn, James Franco, Mark Salling, Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult.
Nichelle Nichols, Robin Curtis, Marina Sirtis, Marg Helgenberger, Jorja Fox, Mariska Hargitay, Kyra Sedgwick, Meryl Streep, Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel, Eva Green, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, AnnaSophia Robb, Emily Browning, Dakota Fanning, Abigail Breslin, Liliana Mumy, Lisa Edelstein, Keira Knightley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes, Keri Russell, Natalie Portman, Dianna Agron, Amber Riley, Jayma Mays, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Jane Lynch.
Star Trek (TOS): "The Naked Time", "The Menagerie", "The City on the Edge of Forever", "Mirror, Mirror", "The Trouble with Tribbles", "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", "Spock's Brain" (I know THAT'S gonna get me some teasing...), "A Piece of the Action"
Star Trek (Enterprise): "In a Mirror, Darkly", "Sleeping Dogs", "A Night in Sickbay", "These are the Voyages..."
Glee: "Mattress", "Sectionals", "Hairography", "Showmance"
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
List 12 characters from your favorite fandom. (Glee/Twilight)
Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?
Do you think three is hot?
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Do you remember any good fics about nine?
Would seven and two make a good couple?
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
Would would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic
Has there been one/eight fluff?
Are there any stories on your list about eleven?
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Title/Warning for above fic?
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Title/Warning for above
Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Do any of your friends read seven/nine?
If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Title/Warnings for the above fic?
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story
What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.
Dean: Team Free Will--an ex-junkie, a high school dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there.
Ellen: What are you, allergic to givin' me peace of mind? Good God, Y'all
Gabriel (as Trickster/Japanese game show host): Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels! Changing Channels
Sam: Wow, it's just like 'Grumpy Old Men'.
Spock: You are an excellent starship commander, Captain, but as a taxi driver you leave much to be desired. TOS, A Piece of the Action
Kirk: Are you afraid of cars?
Kirk: There's a...thing out there. We've been ordered to investigate.
Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and ever shall be yours. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Kirk: Gentlemen, your performance today has been outstanding. I intend to recommend you all for promotion--in whatever fleet we end up serving. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
McCoy (to Spock): You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death? Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Kirk (explaining Spock's odd behavior): Oh, him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Kirk: If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when those whales are being released.
Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me! You're from outer space.
Spock (as Kirk is climbing El Capitan): I do not believe you realize the gravity of your situation.
Spock (holding Kirk upside down by the ankle: Perhaps 'because it is there' is not sufficient for climbing the mountain.
Kirk: I could use a shower.
McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan! The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
Kirk: Dammit, Spock, God dammit!
Spock: This is a new brig, Captain. It is entirely escape-proof.
Spock: Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Spock: Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be 'go to hell'...if I were human. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Chekov: Course heading, Captain?
Spock: Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a photon torpedo?
Kirk: I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Kirk: You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
(Data finds a drink unpleasant for the first time ever)
Data (using profanity for the first time as the Enterprise is about to crash): Oh, shit. Star Trek VII: Generations
Worf: Romulan ale should be illegal.
B-4: [singing brokenly to himself] Never saw the sun... never saw the sun... never saw... the sun...
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On my elbow: from my dog, when I was, like, 10. She saw another dog, got excited, and proceeded to drag me some 20 feet across a dirt road (I wasn't very strong at 10, okay? :P)
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Blue paint and a bunch of those glow-in-the-dark stars. I love the night sky.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Talk in my sleep. I've been told I've actually had conversations with people while sleeping, but no one will tell me what I said.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A little bit of everything except rap and most country.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I actually have no idea. If I had to guess, though, I'd say around 8 or 9 at night. That's my favorite time of day.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To hang out with my friend.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
I have this really beautiful midnight sapphire ring that I love. Also, this t-shirt that says 'Dog is friendly, beware of owner'. :)
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
Five three and three-quarters, but usually I round up to 5'4".
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not usually, although I have once or twice.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
This person I have crush on. Although in their defense, it wasn't actually anything they did that made me cry.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
Jessica McClintock lily of the valley perfume.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I've always thought hair color was pretty much irrevelant to me, but lately I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to red hair. I am, unfortunately, something of a sucker for brown eyes, though I also like hazel.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In upstate NY, by a waterfall.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and feta cheese (yes, together).
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A Homewrecker burrito from Moe's Southwest Grille, with a strawberry Fanta. Yum!
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I've never even owned a goldfish.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Hmm. I guess it would have to be a tie between a porcelain doll I got from my grandmother and a sterling silver mirror/hairbrush/comb set my aunt got me. Mainly because I can't remember which one came first.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No, but my brother is.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
None in particular. Just whatever catches my fancy.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes, a dark blue betta fish named Snoopy.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
He's a veiltail betta fish.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Well, it's not like I could really control it, so yeah, I guess.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
By saying 'I love you'.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
My best friend :D
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Off the top of my head? Constant whistling and homophobia.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yep. Mexico, Haiti, Jamaica, and Canada.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Fanfiction, brown eyes, the person I have a crush on...
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Livingston Taylor. He's, like, semi-famous, I think--he's James Taylor's brother, and he's also a singer.
37. FIRST JOB?
Selling Cutco knives. I hated it--I'm really not much of a people person, and it payed by commission. :P
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No, which shocks and appalls even me!
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Playing Bubble Bash 3 on my phone.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yeah, I had my wisdom teeth out a little over a year ago. It was awful.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Usually it's something about the way I did my hair, or else something I'm wearing.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Yes, I did, for almost four years.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A Neon Trees cd.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
4 or 5.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not that I'm aware of.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Only shooting ones.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Pantene, but I'm thinking of switching to Tresemme.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No. It's so bad sometimes even I can't read it.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Tuna. Is that even considered a lunch meat?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I frequently bend the truth, I'm constantly picking at zits, and I get obsessed with stuff fairly quickly.
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?
Um. Probably the 'Anastasia' soundtrack?
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably, if I had the patience to get to know me.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Wii boxing. Or crying.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
The house of a family friend.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A stuffed gray seal who, for some reason, was never named.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yeah. Kind of a lot.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac and cheese, fo' sho'!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A good sense of humour, outgoing, kind and caring, loving, helpful, and willing to let me be myself.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Rose, Nimnut, Zipperhead, Dean, Jerk.
67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
Train, Neon Trees, Of Monsters And Men, Simple Plan, The Killers, Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Adam Lambert, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Fun., Evanescence, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry. Oh, and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I think that about covers it.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Supernatural, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Suits, and White Collar.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
I never saw the point in taking the ACTs, and, no lie, I forgot to sign up to take my SATs.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Passionate PB Cup, found at Cayuga Lake Creamery in upstate NY. It's pb ice cream with chocolate and pb swirls and pb cups.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?
...yeah, there is.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
I think like 85? Not positive.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Only if they feel like it.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
All These Things That I've Done by The Killers.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
Level of cuteness. Before I start a conversation, anyway.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men, Carry On by Fun., If I Die Young by The Band Perry, Half of My Heart by John Mayer
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Green vegetables and spiders.
82. FAVORITE MONTH(S) OF THE YEAR?
May and September.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Gemini's are fun.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Light brown, with natural gold and red highlights.
86. EYE COLOR?
Hazel. They look different colors depending on the light and what I'm wearing, but the base colors are green, golden brown, and blue.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Eh. It's not awful, but it's certainly not my favorite thing.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Big Bang Theory, last night.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I used to play the French horn. I still know a little bit.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends on the person.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
I don't actually have one yet, but I'd like to get a Corvette at some point.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I'm currently re-reading Twilight. (Don't judge me.)
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: