Author has written 5 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Super Smash Brothers.
Hey, Im ParasiTeGuesT. Im an american who lives in Spain, or, a guiri.
Favorite books: Gregor the overlander, Percy jackson and the olimpians,Series of unfortunate events and Fablehaven
Favorite movies: Totoro, Princess Monoke, Spirited away, Howls moving castle, The Life of Pi and Dessparrow.
Favorite TV shows: Adventure time, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar the Last Airbender, Pokemon (original), South park, Ben 10, Sherlock, Ouran High School Host Club, Rozen Maiden, Bakugan, Monk and Doctor Who.
Favorite video games: Starcraft 2, Metroid, Warcraft 3, Halo 4, Xcom.
Favorite bands/singers: AC/DC, Metallica, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Jethro Tull, Led Zepplin, The Gorillaz, Eminem and Linkin Park.
Least favorite pairings: Tokka, Jetara, Kuro, Zutara, Yaoi, JuliexDan
Favorite pairings: Kataraang, FinnFionna, Finn Flame princess, MetaknightxSamus,SonicxSamus,MetakinghtxJigglypuff, IkexSamus, ShunxAlice, DanxRuno
HotS name: Doppelganger, character code (not public)
List of pet peeves:
Call of duty
Girls who cry for months over a breakup.
People who defecate in bathtubs.
Korra (as a character)
People who criticize you for something you do, every * 15 seconds.
SWAG, oversylish people, overly cocky people, jocks and geek girls (most of them).
Overly Christian people (said coming from a Christian)
People with 600 fanfictions, and no profile
People with one Or to stories and 30000 word profiles
THE IF'S OF TRUTH (more to come)
If hardly anybody bothers to read your profile, then why do you write it?
If most people dont like Justin Bieber, then why not ignore him?
If Zutara is so horrible, then why make devianart pics and fanfics on them? (Wow! a ryhme!)
If Kataraang sucks so much, then why not leave us alone?
If we are always clean when we use towels, why do we wash them?
If we cant think without language, then how can we understand some things even if we can explain them
If Christmas is Christian, why do atheists celebrate it (A: Presents)
If love is all you need, then can love give you food?
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
(\_/)This is Bunny Copy
Humanity test: (Sorry for spelling)
1: Is there somebody who p*isses you off like nuts... But really really nuts...
a) No b) One? More then that!
2: Best friend gets bullied
a) Tell your friend to ignore it. b) YOU*insert very obcene and direct streak of insults* *bully killed from mysterious causes*
3: You lie on the couch. TV remote is by the TV.
a) Go and pick it up and go back like it was nothing important b) 1: Use the force to get it 2: Use airbending to get it 3: Lie there for an hour then go get it. 4: Wait for somebody to enter the room and tell them to get it.
4: Do you study for tests?
a) Depends b) I fall asleep doing it or I scream and run away.
5: x pranks you. What do you do?
a)Congradulate them on their pranking skills. b) War will comence... Prepare yourselves...
6: Fanfiction.net is down. What do you do?
a) I dont like this site anyway, going to 9gag. b) The mayans where right!
7: You meet somebody who likes internet explorer, Nickelback, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Jonas brothers and 9gag and hates Sc2, Pokemon and fanfiction.
a) Accept them. b) Dive in a pool full of legos and have him run in it to, then have him have shots containing active bacteria.
8: Soup is on the table. You touch the pot then the milisecond you touch it, you jerk your finger back
a)...What...? b) *ninja moment*
9: Do you have a big... but really big secret... you never told your best friend or you wouldnt even tell your wife/husband? Or put in your diary)
a)No. b) No. (keeping it from being found out)
10: Last but not least, do you have a crush on a fictional character or find one attractive?
a) Creepy! b) As a matter of fact I do (winks at desktop backround).
If 7/10 are b, copy and paste this as a proud human, and if less then 7/10 are b, you are a robot.
Poll of the year: Lays or Doritos?
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