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Joined 01-17-13, id: 4488504, Profile Updated: 11-16-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Fandoms:

-Anime-

Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Slam Dunk, Black Lagoon, Fairy Tail, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Kill La Kill, Free, Attack on Titan, Dangan Ronpa.

Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Yankee-kun To Megane-chan.

*Current update of my life: I haven't been into anime that much lately, so I might not write much fanfiction for it*

-Books/Movies/TV Shows-

Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, How To Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck-It Ralph, The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow Merlin...(it's quite a list)

Favourite Foods:

Bubble tea, instant noodles, salmon rolls ... um, let's just say the most Asian things you can think of. Let's face it: I'm a walking, talking stereotype. I can't really handle spicy food, though.

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."

"When life gives you lemons, screw the world over and make grape juice instead."

Tumblr Blog: http://acynicalsarcasticfan.tumblr.com/

People tell me I suffer from insanity.

They're wrong; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,692 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
Eyeshield Heart by D-Dawg reviews
Sena and Suzuna finally hook up after Sena returns from America and begins playing for Enma University.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,504 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sena K., Suzuna T.
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
Aftershocks by 4thDimensionalTransition reviews
"What do you want to do Éponine? What do you think is the right thing to do?" He looked at her seriously, the laughter suddenly gone from his face. "I think I want to keep it," she said. She felt his hand interlocking with hers. "Then we'll figure this out, together." É/E Modern AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,739 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
The Sky Is Awake by simplesnowflake reviews
When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,133 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Team Building for Avengers by phantomcat97 reviews
From team mates to friends, and from friends to family. Follow the Avengers through it all, and by 'all', I mean their whimsical day-to-day happenings in the Avengers Tower. This is a collection of funny, fluffy oneshots that have no particular order or point. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012
Whiskey & Cakesters by Delta 9 reviews
In the chaos of a walker ambush Carl and Sophia are separated from their parents, placing them in the care of Daryl Dixon, who is fully capable of surviving on his own but has no experience being a guardian. Will he be able to get them all back safely?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,825 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Daryl D., Carl G., Sophia - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,858 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If It Weren't For Bad Luck, I'd Have No Luck At All by Surplus Imagination reviews
What could mundanely go wrong, when living a life outside? A humorous look at some of the perils found on the road. Complete.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,296 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Yellow Light by thecolourofgreen reviews
Enjolras becomes rather curious of the girl that has been following Marius around lately. He gets more than he bargains for when his questions are answered and a friendship starts to grow between them. Modern/College AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,350 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
The Little Things That Make Them Human by SushiBomb reviews
The rare moments inside the Varia mansion that outsiders never get to see. Range from Humor to Drama, pairings if any, vary by section. Rated T for language, content, themes, and general Varia shenanigans.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,682 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
Carl is Dead by Lana Del Something reviews
How would the group explain Carol's grave to her...? My first funny fic (I hope) :P Caryl fluff involved
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Staking Claim by Alamo Girl reviews
Daryl probably doesn't even know he's doing it. But he's been sending out the signals for a while. Told from three different POVs.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Understanding the Storm 3: The Poison Rain by Lizardbeth J reviews
Frigga and Thor battle Loki to save him from himself. Words are her weapons, and this is a fight she will not surrender. COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,158 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Second Run by Dragonighta-93 reviews
Sena is a perfectly normal,if shy,young girl.Until one day she wakes up from a dream: a dream where she was male,and fast,and went by the name Eyeshield 21.But Sena isn't even in High School yet.It was just a dream...right? FemSena time travel sort of
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,048 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sena K.
Our Own Kind of Family by skylarkblue reviews
The everyday adventures of the Avengers in Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012
Bromantic Tendencies by sillynekorobs reviews
A series of glimpses into the lives of best friends and pal-honchos.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Dave S., John E.
Too Few Friends On Facebook by Delta 9 reviews
A third item has been added to things that would survive the apocalypse. Twinkies, cockroaches and Facebook. 13 survivors like this.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Daryl D., Andrea
Wall of Ships by MechaHero reviews
Everyone else is doing it. Basically a large shipping wall of ships. T for language and fluff
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 63,783 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011
One Time They Were Each Worthy by EmpyreanSun reviews
One time each of the team were worthy enough to lift Mjolnir. One chapter for each main character, and I may add bonus chapters. I haven't decided which character shall be central in the coming chapters, so if you decide to leave a review, please suggest who you'd like next as that would really help with the decision.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R.
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
Just Hulking Out by footshooter reviews
"I'd like to see a fic where Bruce is Hulking-out over random things and he and the Hulk get to know each other better." I'm paraphrasing, but JayNinjaOfLightning15, your wish is my command. Swearing. All Avengers feature. And the latest chapter has serious IM3 spoilers. You've been warned enough now. Don't get upset if I ruin it for ya.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
The Line of Durin by odmonkey reviews
Tales from the early lives of the last links in Durin's line - and their long-suffering uncle. Baby!Fili & Baby!Kili & Grumpy!Thorin. Good clean dwarf family fun - I don't own anything herein.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Fili, Kili
Texts by irl be there in a heartbeat reviews
It's not easy learning how to text when you've been sealed in Asgard all your life, or if your big green fingers are too big to press the buttons, or if you've been trapped in a deep ice cryonic sleep for the past 70 years. It's also difficult to text when you're about to slit someones throat because you're a redheaded assassin. But, let's face it. They're the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by LittleBabeBlue reviews
The cast of the Avengers have some things to say... Written by ALazyFriend who is using my account
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
Helpful Advice by SuperNeos2 reviews
Carl wants to ask Beth to be his girlfriend. He gets advice from the most unlikely people. Glenn, Daryl and Rick. What can go wrong? Carl/Beth
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Carl G., Beth G. - Complete
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Adventures of Awkward Steve by complimentarycouture reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dear Avengers by Andrewthegreat1 reviews
When each of the Avengers receives fanmail from little children, and how it affects them. Fluff and cuteness ensue!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Skateboarding by Cherub Hope reviews
Mituna tries to learn how to skateboard because he wants to be as rad as Latula. Mitula. Rated for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Mituna C., Latula P. - Complete
Happy Thoughts by AuthorOfAwesome reviews
Remember when Vriska kissed Tavros? This is just a little look at what was going through that messed up head of hers. Bad summary is bad. Derp. Edited to fix some mistakes. Nothing too big, just some typos and such.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Vriska S., Tavros N. - Complete
Fangirl'd by Flame Within Ice reviews
Poor Loki just got parole from whatever punishment Odin made him serve, and now he's met his fangirls!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Fight for Redemption by Lynx Ryder reviews
Imprisoned on Asgard for his crimes on Earth, it is forbidden to speak Loki's name but Thor has not given up on his brother. When his attempts to create a new Bifrost using the tesseract fail Thor decides to seek Loki's help while, back on Earth, Jane makes plans of her own.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,282 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Thor, Loki
Brother Knows Best by perspicaciousOncolysis reviews
Your name is Dirk 'D' Strider, and suddenly your life is taking a turn for the better. Everything went to hell when Rosco's Records was demolished by a meteor. But amidst the rubble, you found a baby. Now you've got to clean your life up, get help, figure out what to do and what not to do with a baby, and through it all rekindle relationships that changed your life for the better.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.
A World History of Magic by the forgotten sentiment reviews
At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
Cultural Differences aka Thor is not an idiot by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Thor brings Loki and the Tesseract to Asgard and returns to Earth only after promising to return for Loki's trial when the time comes. In the meantime he tries to navigate Earth's foreign customs and not kill his teammates who insist on treating him like a small child rather than the god and prince that he is.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,272 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Ordinary People by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
The Avengers are an extraordinarily effective team of superheroes, but their lives outside of fighting aren't quite so together. This is illustrated by their first real team bonding activity. Team fic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
aTTEMPT, tO DO SOMETHING, uHH, mANLY by Black-Neko-Chan reviews
In which Tavros attempts to do something manly and save the day, feels discouraged at first but then finds confidence, actually succeeds in what he set out to do, earns a kiss in the process, and oh yeah maybe flushed feelings.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Tavros N., Vriska S. - Complete
Watching Over You by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
When Steve is recovered from the ice, Agent Phil Coulson volunteers to watch over him, so when Phil is unconscious in medical after the Battle of Manhattan, Steve returns the favor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
5 Times the Hulk Protected Bruce by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Fly True by Cheryl W reviews
Plagued by guilt, Hawkeye begins taking foolish risks but soon finds out that he's not so much joined a superhero league but a family. A family that always takes care of their own. No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,023 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brothers by Kaytoko reviews
The battle for Earth is over. Back in Asgard, the realm eternal, Loki struggles with understanding the true meaning of "family". Drabble series focusing on Loki's redemption as a son of Odin.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art Of The Earth Human Kismesis by centreoftheselights reviews
In which Karkat Vantas realises that there sort of is such a thing as human blackrom, and John is confused. Or, Karkat and John watch Wicked and Death Note together, then Karkat watches Glee.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Disruptor by Shipperwolf reviews
Carol must contend with an unusally attentive and possibly jealous Daryl when a newcomer to the camp befriends her. Sequel to 'Roses', rated for language. Complete.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,862 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Sick by brosexual reviews
We all need someone to take care of us sometimes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by StarzNight reviews
All Sendoh needs to do is to catch the one he loves, but it's not going to be easy. SendohxOC Last Chapter Uploaded R and R please! Romance/Humor/Drama
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,766 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Sendoh - Complete
First Date by SkyGem reviews
Omake for RaF. Tsuna is going on his first date ever, and due to a certain pineapple head, his aunts over in Italy find out and decide they want to help him get ready. Warning: Stalking overprotective siblings. Total domination of fluff. Two-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Badass Softie by Clearly Odd reviews
Your name is DIRK STRIDER. No one calls you that much anymore, though. Mostly, you go by BRO. And god, you cannot handle crying to save your life. Oneshot, brotherly Strider fluff, gen.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Pillow Talk by SushiBomb reviews
Bel and Fran have an extremely important conversation at two in the morning. CRACK. B26-ish if you squint really hard. Rated for Language, content, and general Varia shenanigans. Happy Birthday Bel!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Furthermore, Minimum Surprises Will Do by smiles555fofo reviews
Even if Japan was defeated, they are going home with their heads high. Even if Sena was lost, she is going to find a way back home. Even if there was a massive blizzard out there, the American stars didn't plan on staying in a granny's home. FEM!Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Donald O., Sena K.
The Report by Calico Yorki reviews
The Varia have to explain an incident to Xanxus immediately following said incident. The moral of the story is: Do not bring the Varia to a party unless you fully anticipate outbreaks of mass violene.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
KARKAT VANTAS UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
Karkats manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Karkat V.
Meeting the Varia by SkyGem reviews
A four year old Tsuna is feeling lonely because all of his uncles and brothers are busy, so Giotto does the only logical thing he can think of; he takes his son to a den of bloodthirsty murderers. Omake for my fic "Raising a Family".
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Varia's Reaction to by The Infallible Detective reviews
A collection of short stories illustrating the Varia's reactions to things in popular culture! From Nyan Cat to Antoine Dodson to WikiLeaks, they react to it all...because of Fran's prying ways. Crack!fic, some implied pairings include XS, B26. TYL!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Xanxus, Belphegor
первый by Fabled-Reverie reviews
AU, fem!Canada. Maddie loves winter and everything about it - especially skiing. What will her search for a perfect rival bring her on her week-long ski trip with her family? Russiaxfem!Canada. T for liberty of language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,122 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Canada, Russia
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Taze Me Bro! by Your Iron Lung reviews
"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Eightlegged AntiChrist by SushiBomb reviews
On this fine summer day, the Varia are faced with the most dastardly foe they will ever fight. Crack in every sense of the word. Rated T for language, content,and general Varia shenanigans.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Of Froggies and Phallic Produce by SushiBomb reviews
In which Fran is oblivious, everyone is in utter disbelief at his obliviousness, and Squalo drives himself into a river. CRACK-SPANK. Rated for blatant perversion and dirty humor, language, and general Varia shenanigans. Enjoy kids !
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Fran - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When You Say to Me by hadaka reviews
Sena confesses. Unsui has to think. Unsui/fem!Sena, 30 Kisses.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sena K., Unsui K.
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Shopping by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
One-Shot. The Team Japan cheerleaders want to go shopping in New York and are convinced that there's no real point in going if they can't get a guy's opinion on things. Guess who's the lucky guy who gets chosen to join them.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sena K. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
It All Started With by shizuke reviews
...Sena's clothes. A scenario where Deimon Devilbats goes to the movies. hints of ShinSena, TakamiSakuraba, rated T for Hiruma's foul mouth.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 393 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
A Tough Nut to Crack by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
A Mud Summer Night's Dream by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, action-humor. Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer track a band of Orcs into a southern area of Ithilien known for its endless summer rain and huge slippery mud flats. Muddiness, bathing, shirtlessness, and surprises ensue. NOT SLASH. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,084 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Of Dwarvish Ale and Battle Scars by Aratlithiel1 reviews
In which Frodo is a bad influence, Faramir can't hold his ale, Aragorn can't sing and Gandalf can't take it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Frodo B., Faramir
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
Sue Corps reviews
How do Mary Sues become Mary Sues? Why, with the help of Sue Corps, of course! Ellie and Carter Trotter, squabbling sibling duo extraordinaire, run the Harry Potter fandom's Sue Corps shop. They soon find themselves hunted down by the Canon Protection Agency, members of a strange investigation bureau, and even characters of Harry Potter out for revenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC