Gandalf the Beige
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Joined 09-01-03, id: 449017, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Undergrads, Disney, Martin Mystery, Starship Troopers, Princess Mononoke, Discworld, Gargoyles, Transformers/Beast Wars, Avatar, Cthulhu Mythos, and Hobbit.

I may name myself after a wizard, but I have the heart of... well, also a wizard, but one of the younger ones.

My favorite pairings are Nitz/Jesse, Harry/Hermione (I'm ethnic Harmonian) Ron W./L. Lovegood, Kim P./Ron S.and Tino/Lor.
By that, I am also a huge Undergrads, Harry Potter, Gargoyles and LOTR fan.
And no, I don't watch Kim Possible, but some of the fics are good (StD was excellent)

Additional Pairings include: Susan Sto Helit/Lobsang Ludd, Moist von Lipwig/Adora Dearheart and Ponder Stibbons/Lucy Tockley (own ficverse exclusive)

Least favorite couples (in order of discovery): Tino/Tish (an elf... and a dwarf?), Kimmy/Nitz and Harry/Ginny (me no likum chest monsters). HOW I DESPISE THEM! Ron/Hermione is also self-destructive in my opinion and Harry/Cho fell apart.

In the 'shipper wars, I'm a bit of a fanatic when it comes to my faves being threatened.

Let blood... Blood... BLOOD be your motto! Slit their gizzards!


And in my reviews, I am quite insane.


Well, yes...

Like the real Gandalf, I also (used to) go by many names.

Date of Birth: Aug 26, 1986
sometimes around 6AM.

Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba in the country of Canada, known to me as "The Quartz City". I also vacation in the forests of Tribus Harmoni.

favorite songs: "Come on Get Higher", "Man of COnstant Sorrow" - band version

Story thoughts:

Hobbits -- Nitz, from UnderGRADS, has a striking resemblence to Billy Boyd, who plays Pippin in LOTR, so I declare Nitzs' mom a full-hobbit Took who drank WAY too much Ent-Draught during one Spring Break and grew from 3'5" to 5'3" in one month.

"Into the West" by Annie Lenox -- Lyrics of song incorporated into a lullaby for their first kid: Annie Estelle Walsh; Annie after Nitzs' mom, Estelle after the Elvish estel, literally 'hope' (and a hobbit aunt). Also considering it to play over the closing credits of my fics.

Orcs -- Trying to make them more sympathetic... well, more humanized really, with stories of hunger, revenge, employment and the theory that common cannibalism was unique to Sarumans monstrosities... human flesh was kosher though. Even orcs have standards sometimes.

Anne Estelle Walsh.
b. April 3rd, 2005
6 lbs. 4 oz.
Parents: Parker Eugene Walsh, Jessica Kingson Walsh
"Daughter of a Thane, Granddaughter of a King, Goddaughter of a ditz."

Of course, the big crossover is basically dead in the water now.

Current Projects

"Will of the Allspark" series (Transformers '07/G1/Animated Movie)

"When God closes a door, he opens a window" The words of a dingbat or a truism? And what happens when you replace "God" with "the Allspark"?

Energy cannot be destroyed. The Allspark had a redoubt. The Allspark had the beginnings of a plan. All it needed was an advocate.

Why did it have to be Starscream?

(UnderGRADS/Back to the Future fusion) - "Click Tock" (?)

In the Year of Our Lord 2025, the three children of the first Click are three days away from heading off to the same colleges that their fathers went to. The Amer-aisan Anne Walsh, the lapsed-Italian and faux-Scouser Edmund Gambiani and holiday-hoarder Jenny Taylor each have thier own plans for the future.

Unfortunately, after Anne gets sucked into a Government experiment gone wobbly and ends up back in the year 2000, all these plans are in jeopardy. This was the year that, more or less, decided the future for all three families and if Anne doesn't figure out that she has a part to play, none of them will be attending... because none of them will have been born!

(Update: This fic has been considered... and Approved.)

Projects Under Consideration:

(Red Dwarf/Escaflowne Crossover) - "Return of the Slime"

Due to a dimensional storm, the Jupiter Mining Corporation vessal Red Dwarf is now lodged in the surface of a dimensional bubble: one landing bay on the outside and one on the inside. On the Outside: Earth in the Extreme late 20th Century, with the promise of wealth, fame and scientific acclaim (not to mention the first decent sausage-and-mash in three million years) after they auction off JMC technology to the highest bidder.

On the inside of the Bubble: Gaea, a Quantam mechanics-nightmare of a planet with an improbably young formation date, linguistic and evolutionary messes at every turn and swimming in enough Destiny Radiation to perform non-invasive sex changes every eight hours to the improperly shielded. But it also presents an opportunity: A high-stakes political mudpit is growing ever deeper and stickier after the collapse of Zaibach power, and whomever resolves it could get the best deal from both worlds... or, you know, die a horribly gruesome death.

Either way, David Lister is just happy to be home.

(Mythos Experiment) - "Men of Leng"

Marie Trinh has always been a bit... ambiguous when answering questions about where her parents came from. Even when she did her people's Stork Dance for her High Schools Heritage Day, it left far more questions than answers, especially in the mind of her semi-demi-sorta-boyfriend, Joeseph Clayton. When he went to Miskatonic University, she disappeared, saying that she was taking a year off to visit the old country.

Now, late in Joseph's first year of University, an ethnographic expedition to the remote mountains on the border of Laos and North-Central Vietnam takes a frightening turn as primitive, tattooed warriors capture him, his classmates and their professor. What they find could totally upend their views on beauty, horror and disgust. Because, as Marie once said in an unguarded moment almost without realizing it, "You can bury your dead, you can burn your dead, you can eat your dead... but you must never forget your dead."

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The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 534 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sing A Lullaby by Cev reviews
UPDATE Dec 15, Chp 20 is up. Hitomi and Van's hormones present a little gift for Hitomi...or her womb, rather. Hitomi is forced to take care of this on her own, until she's back on Gaea, with Van fighting to get back Hitomi and his son!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,844 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hitomi K., Van F.
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Undergrads: The Sophomore Year by KTF Xfox reviews
Continuing the adventures of Nitz, Cal, Rocko, Gimpy and the rest of the Undergrads gang. Rated R for language.
Undergrads - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Undergrads: Bootleg by tim gueguen reviews
A chronicle of the further adventures and misadventures of Parker "Nitz" Walsh and friends as they enter their second year of higher education.
Undergrads - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,546 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003
War Story Pt I by MAC-V reviews
They say that nothing can keep the Hunter from his prey. But on one of the worst battlefields of the Second World War, that might change in a hurry.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
Inuyasha the middle school student by catlover55 reviews
After the jewel has been found. Kagome decides that she must go back to her own world to finish out her life. To the distress of everyone, she gives the jewel to Inuyasha. Now it's up to him whether they'll ever see her again.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Boy Who Was by icepixie reviews
(FINISHED) An alternative ending to Peter Pan, for people like me who wished for the ending they deserve. Read, review and enjoy!
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Growing Clan Episode 1 The next saga begins by sailorsword reviews
Rewritten and renamed. The gargoyles try to let the humans learn about them but the Quarrymen have other plans and what’s this Fox has a step-sister. (this is a crossover with and anime and know you do not have to know about this anime to get this stor
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003
Saria's change by Hades' Heart reviews
Saria/Link love story. And Please review it! I mean it! please?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 12/31/2001
Reverse by Spacebabie reviews
A small swapping spell allows Angela, Mercutio, Hudson, Cecilia and the Trio to enjoy a day in the city as humans. The trio and their mates try to enjoy some romantic time to themselves.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2003
DARLENE SAGA: Boys Will Be Boys: PART 4 by Storyseeker reviews
The clan find a bundle on their doorstep... Actually, it's in a warehouse... But it is definitely NOT a bundle of joy!
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2003
I do by Silverflare07 reviews
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Kimberly Ann Possible and Ronald Stoppable. You can RSVP by reading this fic and you can give gifts by reviewing.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2002
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Further Still: A Bachelors Tale reviews
A quest has been undertaken to retake a lost city beneath the sea. A people long for a return to greatness. A young man tries to reignite his thirst for the fantastic after family struggles. All the while, something is moving behind the scenes... as the world spirals towards a nightmare.
Crossover - Hobbit & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Memories of Leng reviews
Where the lines between knowledge, power and survival become blurred, it presents many places for evil to reside. But one must choose wisely when to shoot, when to speak, when to listen... and when to leave well enough alone.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011
Tales of Leng reviews
A collection of short stories based in the "Memories of Leng" Canon of my own design. They will hopefully move, unnerve, terrify, inspire and perhaps amuse.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012
What the Eye can See reviews
AU At 10, the Sully twins lost their parents. At 22, Jake Sully lost his brother. Now, as he arrives on Pandora, a planet 4.5 light-years from home, will he lose the last thing he has left... his mind?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Jake S.
Transformers: Starscream Ascendant reviews
Movie-verse: With Megatron in the briny abyss and the Allspark splintered and cold, Starscream forges a plan for a new Pax Cybertronia to emerge. But why do his schemes involve a human baby? And why is Miles looking so guilty all of a sudden?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Miles L., Barricade
Click Tock reviews
A tale of time travel, matchmaking and the conflict inherent in being an incarnation of a future predetermined... Maybe Anne Walsh should have stayed in bed this morning.
Undergrads - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010
Morgoth's Bane reviews
UndergradsTolkien. The main story in my series. With Quendi, Orcs and hungry Hobbits get involved, State U will never be quite the same, and neither will Nitz and Jesse. R&R, all flames will be donated to, or directed at, the Campaign for Equal Heights
Undergrads - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,299 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/12/2004
UnderGrads: Turn for the Better Ep 1 reviews
For Parker Walsh's 2nd year at university, theres good news, bad news and ugly news. The Good? He still has all his friends. The Bad? He's following a relationship going nowhere. The Ugly? Meet Louise Birch...
Undergrads - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008
The Theory of Narritivity reviews
When the borders between worlds grow thin, can a city fight off an attacker that can't be bribed? Can wizards love? Can Nobby keep his new firearm and is a monarchal push inevitable... if but for a short while? PonderLucy with a little MR hearts EW.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 11/8/2005
Meet the Clan reviews
For a humanoid species in a sea of humans, good PR is everything, being comparable to the love of the gods. But that begs the question: Is the hate of men stronger?
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - David X.
Starship Troopers 2: Crack in the System reviews
What are the orgins behind the Military government on earth? How do the bugs eat? And how the heck did the Plasma bugs get created? This earth ain't your grandpappies Heinlein, so I moved this fic finally ABANDONED
Starship Troopers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005
In the Know reviews
The ten years going up to "Out of the Loop". Laugh! Cry! Plotz! Major Crossover with Men In Black here folks!
Martin Mystery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005
Mononoke 2005: Gods Lake Preserve reviews
Conduits come and go, but the spirits that use them last forever. How else would the forest be so well grown after only 520 years? Five explorers are about to discover that the Gods Lake Wilderness Preserve holds more than just ecology.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2005
Out of the Loop reviews
Returning from a ten year stretch in the Napoleonic Wars, Gary MacTavish Discovers that things have changed, including one that catches him off guard.
Martin Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Elvenhome: Bahia Bay
Rewritten for your pleasure with humorous introduction added. An intriuging question of paternity comes upon a young man in his late teens. Elves, Orcs, Wizards... Dwarves. All are here including a humourous history of sheep hatred and Sindarin Tabloids
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
The Undomiel Prophecy reviews
A long, convoluted and often humorous sereis of events leading up to the Dagor Dagoroth is prophecized in the last words of Queen Arwen of Gondor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Arwen U., Arwen U.
UnderGRADS: When all is said reviews
If Nitz and Jesse are to get together, they'll need all the help they can get. Let us start with these letters.
Undergrads - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2003
The Fall of Legolas reviews
A poem which tells of the greatest mystery in Bahia bay, and also of its connections with Middle Earth. Flames will be used to ignite the pilot light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Legolas, Legolas