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Author has written 16 stories for Digimon, Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater, Kingdom Hearts, Bridge to Terabithia, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Walking Dead.
Pikapixie The Demigod, also known as Pika, Pixie, Pika-chan and Lexi
So, wow, I haven't changed my profile since I made it when I was thirteen! Very cringe. Oops. I finally have the time (and the patience) to go through and clean this up a little, mostly just by deleting a lot of the random or unnecessary stuff.
Updating schedules and story information is at the very bottom- enjoy!
Here's a little bit about me. (Questions compiled by friends)
How old are you?
I'm currently seventeen.
What's your gender?
What do you do?
Well, I'm still in school, dual-enrolled in college. I'm aiming to major in Creative Journalism and do a minor in Philosophy.
What's your favorite color?
Green, though I am partial to purple!
What's your favorite food?
Tie between ramen yakisoba, and salmon.
Currently either Up in Our Bedroom After the War by Stars or Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set it Off.
Do you have any pets?
Yep! Right now I have a long haired doxie and a baby turtle.
Two, and BOTH of them are boys- I'm a middle child.
If your house was on fire and you only have time to grab one thing, what would it be?
I flip back and forth between two houses, so f I was at one, I would grab my childhood stuffed bear, and at the other, my waterproof bag of writing journals.
If you had to be trapped in a game based off of the world (not the plot) of one book/show/movie and you got to choose, which would you pick?
So basically, which fictional world do I want to live in without necessarily a high chance of death? Probably SAO (does that count?) or Harry Potter.
Where do you see yourself in ten years?
I want to, at that point, hopefully either be traveling or working as an author and a developmental editor for other authors! I kind of also want to live near a cemetery and also be a foster parent.
What's your best/favorite genre to write?
Ooh. I kind of just write whatever comes to mind and feels right! But from feedback and general personal satisfaction, I can say that my best works are probably the really sad, heart wrenching ones, so probably tragedy or hurt/comfort.
What kind of books do you like to read?
Action/adventure or adventure/romance, and I will never turn away from supernatural, magical or mythical plots, although I'll really read anything from horror to fluff.
Who is your favorite author?
See, having a favorite author would imply I had a favorite book, so this could be a problem. Some of my favorites are Maggie Steifvater, JK Rowling and Rick Riordan
What is your favorite book or book series?
Ugh, again? Probably Harry Potter or Percy Jackson, but I also LOVED the Divergent series!
What's your favorite under-appreciated novel?
The song of an innocent bystander. I've never met another person who's read it, but it's amazing!
What is your favorite story on fanfiction?
Definite tie between the Stygian Trilogy by Slideor the SecretKeeper stories by to-love-is-to-lie.Vastly different but I suggest you read both! The Stygian Trilogy is a second-gen Harry Potter trilogy recently turned saga, and it goes super in depth into the world of magic and it's finite details, and also, the relationships and emotions between people under pressures and against each other. SecretKeeper is a journal-style Naruto modern-world fanfiction, based around an Original Character, and although at first the grammar might throw you off, keep going! It's hilariously funny and engaging, but it also touches on very grave and serious subjects. You'll laugh all the time and cry when you least expect it.
Who is your favorite character that you've created?
I know I keep saying tie, but I can't commit! I love my two most popular OCs, Mai and Fumiko, equally and for different reasons (like my CHILDREN.) I love writing Mai, because she has an interesting, damaged kind of point of view that tends to be very deep and very harsh and her calculating mind sometimes throws me off. Fumiko is the exact opposite, for the most part a happy, cheerful person who sees the best inevery one and every thing, and it's refreshing to not always have drama in a pov, even though she goes through tribulations of her own.
What inspired you to create your TOF series?
A very, very strange dream born of too much Naruto and gangster!au fanfictions! Something about having clans/gangs in a swamp and Fumiko was Sasuke's younger (seven year old) sister and she saved Gaara from drowning in the swamp and it was all just a mess
But aside from the character inspiration, the actual ideas for the story came from trying to find a decent GaaraxOC character that wasn't overdramatic and annoying. I decided to write my own.
What elements do you try to tie into your stories?
A lot of things. I try to be as real as possible, which is part of the reason all of my characters are so different. I try to make every relationship different- more perfect, more broken, average, falling apart, drifting away. Each character feels differently about things they like and hate, and they all respond differently and sometimes unexpectedly to situations. And I try to catch the real aspects of hard emotion, and the cruelty the real world often shows. But I also put in the good things, as well, and try not to overdue anything. The point of it is normality- however good or bad or dramatic that is, it's real.
What is the biggest decision you've had to make for a story?
Every time I've ever killed a character (Eishi why.) But really, there were a lot. Fumiko being made Gaara's age and available for a relationship was one, deciding to portray their father as I did was another. Probably the one that hurts me the most was making Mai sterile, a kind of ironic, unnecessary pain that I won't reverse.
How similar are you to your characters?
Not very, actually. I've had readers tell me they picture me as Fumiko, but aside from having brown hair (a different shade!) we look nothing alike, and we don't really act alike either. I'm quieter than most of my characters, and although I like to say that Fumiko is an example of what people should be, Mai is an example of what happens instead, and a lot of my philosophies on life goes into both of them. But otherwise, no. None of the characters really share any of my skills or general interests.
Your characters seem to be widely skilled, with a variety of different abilities, strengths and weaknesses. Are they based off of real life people or yourself?
It's been noticed that Mai is a lot like my girlfriend, but I didn't do it on purpose, I swear! (Anyway, they're different in the fundamentals. Lily has less chakra and less PTSD and slightly more creative swears) but no, generally I have no idea about what they do, and I have to do a lot of research going in to develop those skills for them so that readers who have those skills can relate.
What is your writing process like?
Depends. I always carry around a minimum of about four journals that I write in constantly, and sometimes I put quick ideas and lines in my phone Notes. I'll organize my ideas into waterfall charts if I take the time to think it out, and it's not just a to-the-wind oneshot.
On a good day with no responsibilities or distractions, I'll wake up early, sit on the couch surrounded by papers, plans, and research as well as food, and stay there until I'm tired (generally, picture 7 am-2am with only a few bathroom breaks.) Then wake up the next day and do the same thing.
Normally, though, I write when I can or when I have a flash of inspiration, and I can write for hours straight. I try not to write in too many chunks and do whole scenes at one time so as to not break it up and lose my flow. As for editing, I generally read everything over once to make sure the grammar's right and I haven't gone off on tangents, then post it, and read it again the next day with fresher eyes and fix whatever needs to be fixed.
All of my friends are sounding boards
Do you try to be more original or cater to your audience?
I try to be original. I take what the audience tends to like and react to into consideration, of course, but generally I do what I always planned to do, and my character react how they always would. I've tried writing based solely on what the audience wanted before, and it's neither enjoyable, nor, frankly, any good.
What other authors are you friends with, and how do they help you become a better writer?
At one point I was very good friends with gaarathefifthkazekage, and she gave me ideas for several of the most staple features of my stories (including love you/you too, and Fumiko's kids at all.)My girlfriend writes and is very good at worldbuilding with me, so she's inspired and helped explain so many facets of my stories. Having other people help you is the best way to improve and expand your writing styles and ideas.
Do you want each book to stand on it's own, or are you trying to build a body of work with connections between each book?
Each book stands on it's own, more or less, although some references and flashbacks made would be better explained by reading the previous, as well as the development of the characters. I do, however, put in throwbacks and references, and some of my most important scenes in later books are kind of like inside jokes (except not jokes) that veteran readers will understand properly.
If you could tell your younger writer self anything, what would it be?
Don't worry so much what other people want from you and your story, and write what you want. Settle down; it doesn't have to be groundbreaking or dramatic- it just has to be real.
As a writer, what would you choose for your mascot/avatar/spirit animal?
Either a jellyfish or a capybara, probably.
What kind of research do you do before writing, and how long does it take you?
Oh, God, it takes me hours or days sometimes to get to the point of writing. I have a character who's a medic- guess who has no idea about first aid or intensive care and surgery practices? (I've seen more than enough bing images of surgery for one lifetime.) I have a character who's a fighter in several styles- guess who has no idea anything about fighting, places to hit, or the reactions of being hit or broken in some ways? I have characters who suffer from PTSD, characters that deal in poison, characters who are artists with distinctive styles. I have to research everything! (This doesn't even include having to know about the world my characters live in extensively and having to fill in plotholes!)
At any given time writing I have about ten tabs open on my computer for references, and I'll constantly text friends or ask people who have those skill sets or something close to it how things worked or if it sounds right.
What's the most difficult thing about writing characters from the opposite sex?
Actually, I don't get the hype there. It's never been particularly hard for me to write from a guy's perspective- the genders aren't all that different! I find it harder to draw guys than write them.
How do you choose your characters' names?
To be completely honest, I started out by clicking away at random name generators until I saw one I liked, completely disregarding their meanings! I made it work eventually, but I still wish Id had the sense to do what I do now, which is research lists of names and their meanings to find one I both like for the character and that has a somewhat relevant meaning (even if it's relevance is that it means the opposite of the character!)
What was your hardest scene to write?
One of my most recent chapters throws my character Mai headfirst into a mix of a PTSD-enhanced mental and emotional breakdown and shutdown, and a sudden, unexpected romance! It's really messy and Mai isn't ever as hopeless or degenerate or quiet as she is in that moment, not to mention I've never written her dealing with romance before!
I like how it turned out, but it kinda sucked and was very uncomfortable to write.
What was an early experience where you learned that words had power?
The first time a poem every made me cry (Love that Dog) and every time after that when a reader angrily messaged me saying I'd made them cry/scream/giggle manically too early in the morning so they woke up parents/siblings/pets.
When did you decide to become an author?
See above. I never considered writing before then, though I'd been an avid reader, and once that hit I started writing poetry. Fastforward a year and I discovered fanfiction- and my desire to write it. After that, as a professional thing, it was kind of gradual. There was no "i want to be a writer when I grow up!" moment. It just always was.
Any advice for new authors?
Never delete! At least not right away. So many new authors get embarrassed or nervous about their new works, to the point where they delete them forever and disappear from the internet! No! Even I didn't delete, no matter how crap they were. Because you can only improve, especially in a developing series, and haters aside there will always be people who find your work interesting or who would be willing to help you!
Just keep trucking, and one day you'll find yourself with a distinctive, ever changing style, a lot of work and confidence under your belt, and too many words to count!
Also, let the emotions come. Research them to get them right, but if the mood starts to change while you're writing, don't try to force it to do what you want. Change your plans. Let your characters live their lives, because they aren't you.
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In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap - "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners - "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron - "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid - "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights - "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor - "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts - "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts - "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume - "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw - "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.
The one thing you never say to a fangirl: "You know he's not real, right?"
Here's a question. if English people think in English, and Japanese people think in Japanese, how do babies, who haven't yet learned a language, think?
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile.
Help PoKéMoN rule the world! Copy this on your profile!
All the other girls wanted to be ballerinas. I just wanted to be a pokemon master. Put this on your page if you're a girl and you love PoKéMoN!
People like Pokemon like Rayquaza and Salamence just cause they're big, powerful, legendaries, and are good for battle. I love pokemon like Eevee and Pikachu just cause they're cute, cuddly, loyal and great friends til the very end. Copy and paste this to your page if you like pokemon for friends and not weapons!
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you don't care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever feared for your OWN sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells you to put on socks, but you never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this onto your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have stared at your Bakugan for a long time waiting for it to speak copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those kids should give that godforsaken rabbit his Trix, put this on your profile
If you hate it when a character you really like dies, post this on your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions or doing anything else really, copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, to!
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"
You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…
You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
(all the time. my dad just dosent know what im talking about. he has never read pjo D: and my friends just sigh.)
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (alas, she said no. what is the world coming to?)
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your friends god parents.
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You get your parents to start reading PJO
(come on, dad, it's not poison! he hates to read...)
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!" iBookworm-chan
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. (It didn't work... )
You checked to make sure your principal doesn't have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O'Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you're supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fansite you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven't read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"
You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
(Absolutly NOT! thalia would hate him!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work ( iv tried it with mist. it dosent work... just ended up scaring my dog when the plastic drachma whacked him in the head. anyone know where to find a real one?)
You give friends and yourself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology.
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile.
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You're nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You plan to study Greek mythology in college
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.
You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know.
"94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures."
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Stealing one idea is plagarism. Stealing many is research.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
I'm not tense, I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, yet no one wants to die.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. (Run!)
You say you dislike me, but deep down inside, you know you hate me.
It's funny-the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do you wanna buy a parachute? Only used once, never opened.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. They'll never know.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
i got in a fight with my alarm clock this morning. it wanted me to wake up, but i wanted to sleep in. now it's broken, but i'm wide awake. i'm not sure who won.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants, don't you?
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
(I'm Panromantic, but guys come on. If people were afraid of heterosexuals, then what would you do? How would you feel? It's stupid, to be honest.)
The Stupid Test
This is the stupid test! 110 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a fruit squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
101. you continue to talk on the phone even though that person already hung up and dont realize it
102. left for school and then halfway to the bus stop realize your still in your pajamas
typing this on fanfiction, have put 101 when there were 102 and seriously confusing people
104. you forgot your backpack at lunch, and didn't notice until the teacher gets a call from the office saying to come get it.
105. have walked to close to water, than sank 4 feet deep into mud.
106. shaken your milk carton and opened it, then forget and shake it again
107. somehow gotten your shoelace caught in the car door, than faceplanting when you tried to take a step
108. while playing soccer/kickball/etc, you stepped on the ball by accident and go flying
109. have tripped over your own 2 feet
110. lean back on you haunches... on a hill.
i heard this poem in language art class, and i found it very...interesting. it is ment to be read fast.
by gertrude stein
ROASTBEEF; MUTTON; BREAKFAST; SUGAR; CRANBERRIES; MILK; EGGS; APPLE; TAILS; LUNCH; CUPS; RHUBARB; SINGLE; FISH; CAKE; CUSTARD; POTATOES; ASPARAGUS; BUTTER; END OF SUMMER; SAUSAGES; CELERY; VEAL; VEGETABLE; COOKING; CHICKEN; PASTRY; CREAM; CUCUMBER; DINNER; DINING; EATING; SALAD; SAUCE; SALMON; ORANGE; COCOA; AND CLEAR SOUP AND ORANGES AND OAT-MEAL; SALAD DRESSING AND AN ARTICHOKE; A CENTRE IN A TABLE.
In the inside there is sleeping,
in the outside there is reddening,
in the morning there is meaning,
in the evening there is feeling.
In feeling anything is resting,
in feeling anything is mounting,
in feeling there is resignation,
in feeling there is recognition,
in feeling there is recurrence and entirely mistaken there is pinching.
All the standards have steamers and all the curtains have bed linen and all the yellow has discrimination and all the circle has circling.
This makes sand.
Hey guys! A lot of people are wondering what's going on, as I went from posting once or twice a week to posting once every month or two. Don't worry! My TOF saga HAS NOT been abandoned, nor is it even on Haitus!
Along with personal family issues and a truckload of schoolwork and stress, I've hit a bit of a writer's block, so it takes me a bit longer to write now than it used to.
Also... sorry, I may have ACCIDENTALLY lost my planning journal again
Mai and Fumiko both have their own wiki pages, so make sure to check those out! Some of the information there is trivia and is never mentioned in the series. (Also, I would love some help in keeping those updated.) [PS, the links are wonky so just search their names into the naruto oc wiki]
You can check out my Deviantart here, where I have posted several reference sheets and drawings of all the characters!
My twitter is PikaPixie1
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