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Joined 01-18-13, id: 4490613, Profile Updated: 05-11-13
Author has written 2 stories for Halo, and Mass Effect.

Alright here's some stuff about me:

In highschool-Junior

I hunt- Deer in bow/rifle/Muzzleloading seasons, My favorite is Bow season. I use a Parker Buckhunter (I think) Compound bow with a 65 pound draw, my bow has only 60% let off, however I have moved into traditional bowhunting, using a Samick Sage, 50 lb draw, will soon be getting into bow making as well.

I also hunt small game/nonmigratory bird. Don't ask me about shooting squirrels in the head from 1 inch away with a 20 guage, or from 5 feet with a mossberg 500 12ga. the comparison will surprise you.

I will literally eat just about any food put near me. i'm not picky.


I like knives/bladed items. NO I DON'T CUT. If you do, I hope you find the help you are looking for, and or want. I like to collect them, sharpen them, have learned the hard way how not to sharpen several times.

I collect old pennies. When I say old, I mean wheatbacks, the pennies minted before 1960. Ultimate Goal would be a 1943 Copper penny.

I like to build models as well. Specifically planes from world war 2. My favorite is the P-38 Lighting, because it has a massive amount of firepower in its nose.

I also like to fish. My favorite fishing style is using a spinner/ultralight and fishing in rivers for trout.

I play football (Not soccer you europeans. if you don't know what it is, it's similair to rugby, but with more concussions.)

If you really want to make me angry, I suggest you don't. Otherwise, you may find yourself in a hazardous situation.

I only read crossovers. Mainly Crossovers between Halo/Mass Effect. Will also read Crossovers with atleast one of the 2


One Story I've written so far is Through the Gates of Hell. Will be doing an update atleast once a month or so, probably.

Feel free to give ideas, I can't say I'll use them, but if I do, I'll give credit.

Those of you who have read the above, good job, you've earned a cookie, go get one.

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The Unknown Defender by Gabenator5 reviews
A new faction stirs, its green-clad enforcers seemingly unstoppable. Rumors spread, pirate bases go dark, and both the enslaved and kidnapped are discovered free. Who are these new interlopers, and what is their goal? For good or ill, the powers that be intend to find out.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,324 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 7/30/2023 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Tali'Zorah, Leviathan
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 876,978 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 6/14/2021 - Published: 3/12/2012
The Howling Dark by smart grid reviews
Two years have passed since the dark day that humanity's best was extinguished. Now it appears that the dead Shepard is not so dead, and that the enemies Jorge helped defeat, are not so defeated. Shepard is going to need humanity's best to take on the genocidal threat of the Collectors. Fortunately for her, Jorge has volunteered to help.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,941 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 3/4/2019 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 495,928 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
The Fighting Spirit by smart grid reviews
Spartans never die, they say. When Jorge gave his life to save his home planet of Reach, he never imagined that he would survive. But now he finds himself neck deep in the troubles of another universe; he will do what he has been trained to do, what all Spartans do best: fight.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,374 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect: Chronicles Of The Pale Hunter by Egghead reviews
Summary: What if one of Commander Shepard's potential recruits was from long thought extinct legendary species known for being the greatest hunters in the galaxy? Disclaimer: I don't own Predators, Mass Effect or any of their characters, ok?
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/29/2016
Halo The Evolution Continues by UNSpaceCommand reviews
First time Crossover. Constructive Critic welcome. Enjoy and pls Review. Chapter 27 is up. A long lost ship is returning home but it seems fate have a decision to make a mess of things. Looking for Beta Reader. On Haitus
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,469 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011
Into the Void by Kenneth Whit3 reviews
When the Long Night of Solace was destroyed by the most advanced piece of equipment ever jury-rigged by man, it took one of the last Spartan-II's with it. On the other side of that void, Jorge-052 found an unfamiliar universe and a terrifying new enemy, but Commander Shepard found a powerful ally and a new hope for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Illusive Man, Harbinger, Shepard
From Hell To Hell by mcknight93 reviews
Set around the beginning of Mass Effect 2 timeline, the Normandy SR-2 finds the Forward Unto Dawn. How will the Mass Effect universe change when the Master Chief is involved? All chapters have been rewritten and reposted with much improvements. The awesome picture rightfully belongs to: KnytGrey on deviantart.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,691 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard
The Universe of All Reality by Metal4k reviews
"Where does all evil come from? Where does it originate?" There are forces far more ancient, far darker, than the Reapers and Flood. Peace is over. Commander Sheaprd will be faced with new threats and challenges, ones that can transcend reality, ones older than the Universe itself. Multiverse crossover
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 236,597 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, J. Garson - Complete
The Grub killer by icegod030 reviews
in the aftermath of the battle with queen Myrrah Carmine finds himself with baird checking adam fenix's feild notes and tech only to find himself being somehow injected into a new reality that isnt his own...will he ever see his family or fellow gears again? what will shepard do with this blue giant of mass destruction pairings Clay/sam Shepard/OC (on hiatus)
Crossover - Gears of War & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,575 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 9/18/2012 - C. Carmine, J. Garson
Prefect Spartan by Nighthawk6595 reviews
During the Requiem Campaign, a Spartan was sent to test a Forerunner/Human hybrid armor, but when escaping Requiem, an event caused the Spartan and his Fireteam to be sent to an unknown place where they face unknown enemies and gain new allies in the process. There will be a pairing or pairings.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 3/23/2014 - OC, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
The Onyx Stars by The Hidden Sith reviews
A lost ship, a lost warrior, and a lost mind find themselves stranded in an unknown world. Full of vast wonders, threats, and opportunities, this new world is an unknown element for a crew accustomed to war and hardship. But, all Edens fall and beyond the embers of war lay the dawn of victory. Halo/Mass Effect AU John/Cortana, Lasky/Palmer
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,775 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
A Beautiful Kind of Hell by Terminal lance reviews
The council sends out expeditions to discover the galaxy beyond the relays, they find what remains of earth. Fueled by her curiosity and her drive to discover, Liara joins the first ill fated ground team to set foot on earth. With the help of an unexpected ally she must find her way home and survive what she calls a beautiful kind of hell, the ruins of Moscow and its dark tunnels
Crossover - Mass Effect & Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,709 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Liara T'Soni, OC
The Supernovas of Mass Effect by Blindluck92 reviews
First fic, and part of my overall Supernovas theme. Takes place in ME1, with concepts from the book Pendragon, and characters from inFAMOUS, Prototype, and Halo, among others. Much, much better than it sounds. Rated M for later chapters. If you like, I'll continue! AUTHOR'S NOTE: Completely unrelated to the Eleven Supernovas of One Piece. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is out!
Crossover - Mass Effect & inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 297,120 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
Old Blood, New Enemies by Maltrazz reviews
200 years have passed since Millennium's attack on London. Mankind's technology has advanced amazingly with the discovery of alien ruins on Mars, and the whole galaxy has opened up. Seras has seen it as her duty to protect humanity ever since Hellsing died, and joining the Alliance Military seemed the perfect route. Now the galaxy will face something new, a Vampire Spectre.
Crossover - Hellsing & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Seras
Dossier: Wraith by Read too much fan fiction reviews
Inspired by "The Wildcard". Taken from the Mojave by a freak accident, the Courier decides to start over in the Mass Effect universe. However, "there ain't no rest for the wicked."
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Courier
Veil of Darkness by FallenAngel2013 reviews
Karla Shepard lost everything on Mindoir. She planned to head to Earth to make something of her ruined life, but when the ship crashes on an unknown planet she finds three unlikely mentors – Carolyn Fry, William Johns, and one of the galaxies most dangerous murderers, Richard B. Riddick. One will lead her through a path of deceit, while the others will lead her out of hell.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,297 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Riddick, J. Garson
Displaced Hero by Captiosus reviews
In a desperate attempt to save his life, after narrowly destroying an alien incursion, Tony Stark is forced to use untested technology... placing his body in stasis until a cure can be found. Stark wakes far into the future finding a vastly different world... one which he will change forever. Inspired by DN7's Oneshot. Movie Ironman, Femshep, Stark/Pepper (maybe)
Crossover - Ironman & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. Garson
Lone Wolf by DragonIceCream reviews
Noble 6 makes it off of Reach in a pelican, with a cryopod salvaged from the ship breaking yard on Reach. The Battlestar Galactica picks it up and investigates. It might not be the best that you have read, because this is my first fan fiction piece, but I appreciate any feedback. I realize that this is short, so I will try to publish more. Written on the toilet. Yeah, that's right.
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Noblest of the Noble by wilkins75 reviews
Noble Six along with a group of UNSC marines and civilians got on the last transport off Reach. They crash land on New Caprica. Knowing that they don't have the supplies to last they went into Cryosleep when the Cylons come.M for Violence and Language
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 115,699 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, W. Adama - Complete
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 562 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
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Through the gates of Hell (rewrite reviews
Fate is inevitable, it is determined by the variables that make up the equation that leads to it. However a new variable can greatly change the path, and an ODST is a powerful variable.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013
Through the Gates of Hell reviews
ODST Mattias has been insubordinate, short sighted, hot tempered, through hell, and on his way there again. How will he cope when thrust into another world, one different from the one he left? There will be no lemons. Kaiden/FemShep. OC will have a platonic (father/daughter) relationship with a certain crew member. Once you get past chp1 it picks up the pace.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - J. Garson