She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters.

Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Darcy tends to be the butt of the joke.

Mickey's boyfriend gets him a hot, redheaded stripper for his birthday. That doesn't work out too well for Mickey's boyfriend.

Short story based on a prompt from the incomparable Nora. It's cold and Beca and Jesse are stuck! Jeca all the way

Kevin Ball reflects on the clues that lead him to discover who "Carrot Boy" is. Set post 4x12, and inspired by Kev admitting he wasn't surprised by Mickey coming out.

(March 1, 2005) It's Ron Weasley's 25th birthday and his wife Hermione Granger has got him the best present ever: an evening in bed with Viktor Krum and herself, polyjuiced as Viktor Krum.

When Mickey loses a bet to Mandy, he has to get his tongue pierced.

Beca and Jesse have an interesting friendship. They tease and push each other's buttons. But, when Jesse needs a place to stay for a couple days and Beca offers to let him stay with her, she is confronted with the desires she likes to pretend doesn't exist.

It turns out that Jesse plays the drums and Beca learns of a new point of attraction to him. As Beca and Jesse move forward in their relationship, they learn about hidden talents, and they get much more adventurous.

After a sheltered childhood, 21 year old Bella has never been kissed. Desperate to find the kind of love her best friend Jasper has found with Alice, Bella enlists the expert help of her 'player' room-mate Edward. But love soon complicates her sexual awakening. OOC/Graphic Lemons.

*ONE-SHOT* Beca wakes up to a horny Chloe, who teases her with a blowjob, then they fuck in the shower. PWP, G!P Beca

When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!

Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

What better way to kick off your birthday than with your girlfriend in bed? One shot in honor of The Chosen One's birthday.

It started with sex. It started with sex, and maybe it wasn't love, but it was close enough.

She shouldn't be here, at Jesse's wedding of all places. Years after their break up, Beca is dragged by the Bella's to Jesse's wedding. She hopes to get in and out without making a scene, but the Bella's have a different idea. One- Shot.

REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.

Dr. Isabella Swan is tightly in control of her life until she is assigned hypersexual patient Edward Cullen. Step into their therapy sessions and find out who ends up treating who.

Beca thinks that she's going to be spending her birthday alone, but that all changes very quickly. G!p smut.

Jesse walks Beca home from the riff-off. What if she opened up? What if she told him about the oath?

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.

Edward and Bella are servers working together in a busy restaurant-what happens when they're left alone to close up the shop? Prompted by the lovely bashfulfan.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

A backwards retrospective on Dom and Letty's relationship.