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Joined 01-19-13, id: 4492734, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 10 stories for Soul Eater, Jak and Daxter, My Little Pony, Legend of Zelda, Darkstalkers, RWBY, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Rosario + Vampire, Hellsing, Assassin's Creed, and Naruto.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' (note from firefox69 wrote a poem based on this for talent show and I got paid $85 for 1st. take from that what you will.)

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Ponies and Tailed Beasts by kinginbros2011 reviews
After defeating Obito Uchiha, the Jinchuriki, the Biju, and even the Gold and Silver Brothers are brought to Equestria after stopping the Ten-Tails' resurrection. As they train the Mane Six and Spike to use Biju powers, they must fight creatures that are as strong as the Biju. Meanwhile, Kokuou struggles with his feelings for the Mane Six and the Princesses. Characters are anthro.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 491,872 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Twilight Sparkle, Gobi/Kokuo] Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Destiny's Call: The tales of a foreigner in a familiar land by Zenith Starwalker reviews
I'm willing to bet that a lot of Bronies would love to visit the land of Equestria; if only to see it. I sorta got that wish... instead I find myself in a human variant of it known as Arcania. Not that I'm complaining of course, the day I got raptured over here was a college day anyway. (My apologies for some chapters lacking the pictures described in the story, they didn't import)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 778,965 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013
My Little Dovahkiin: Wrath of the Damned by Orangejuicehero reviews
When the Mane Six are turned into humans and transported to Skyrim, the Dragonborn must help them find their way home. Along the way they make new allies and meet old enemies. But when a force that even the Divines are afraid to face comes back, it might not only be too late for the Dragonborn save the girls, but himself as well. OCXFluttershy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Fluttershy, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
H&M: Twilit Labyrinth by BladeOfThePoet reviews
Caught up between Kronos, the Labyrinth, and some faces of the past, Link, Zoe and their friends face a great challenge. They must enter the Labyrinth of Daedalus and find the inventor before it is too late. But beware, beware, for the Child of Revenge prowls the halls. Sequel to The Hero and The Moon. FIC DEAD. REWRITE UNDERWAY: MOONBORN HERO: TWILIT CURSE
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,968 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Link, Percy J., Thalia G., Zoë N.
A Storyteller and a Warrior Walk Into a Bar by KytanicFox reviews
Skyrim is a harsh place, so you can't blame a girl for wanting a little company... OC/OC. Smutty one-shot with my Bosmer and my boyfriends Argonian.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
Yokai Shojo Rakuen by Najee reviews
A teen with no knowledge of Minecraft is transported to Minecraftia. He meets these cute girls who are the princesses of each Mob. It sounds like heaven to him, but then he realizes that they have overprotective fathers that want to kill him, eat him, or enslave him. Can he return to Earth? Or will he get seduced by the girls or killed by their stubborn royal dads?
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 117,299 - Reviews: 3086 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - OC
Ben 10 Alien Vampire by Stone-Man85 reviews
Ben Tennyson's gone through it all: Aliens, Magic, Warlords, and such. Now he's facing a new challenge: High School. However, the High School he's gone to is one for Monsters. Will he make it out alright, And will he survive the new 'friends' he's made? Remake of Ben 10 Vampire by 10 Face Paladin and Kamen Rider Chrome.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,100 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012
Spiral Awakening by Luigi Legends reviews
Another take on the final battle with Cell with a Hero no one expected and an guest from beyond paying a visit. Wildly AU, Day in the limelight Gurren-Lagann x DBZ Crossover One Shot
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Videl, Kamina - Complete
The Legend of Link & Malon by alkaidx10 reviews
Malon gets stuck in helping Link to find the sages, and she gets a new sexy look too. but the more she stays with him the more she falls deeply in love with him. But does Link feel the same way for her? or does he love Zelda? Lets find out
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,561 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
Red and his DEMoemon by Seitora reviews
Red was satisfied to stay on Mt. Silver. He feels uncomfortable in society. However, Arceus wants him to pass on his love for Pokemon, and it'll stop at nothing to get that, even if it means Deus Ex Machina bullshit. Gameverse with slight Special characteristics. Regular Pokemon with only a few who can become Gijinka/Moemon. Adult, lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Red, Espeon/Eifie
I Don't Know How to Deal with Youkai Academy! by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
After switching sides and helping kill Medusa, Crona is pardoned, but sent to Youkai Academy as part of his probation. Can he survive the frightening world of monsters? And how will he deal with the girls around him falling in love with him?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,377 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Crona
She is Mine by CrimsonHunger reviews
Integra is approaching death and asks Seras to take her place as the leader for the Hellsing Organization. Going into the woods to think about it and never expected what she would find. This creature she met has made her have an answer and the answer is...
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Seras, Sebastian M.
Sly Cooper: Betrayal of the Heart by Emile The Watcher reviews
Suspended, threatened with dismissal. Carmelita takes fate into her own hands and quits before shes fired. Now, she has to turn to her former prize to help her put her life back together. But not everything is as it seems for the two of them. Sly now has to work with Carmelita, training her to be a part of his crew, while working to have her open up to him again. Read and Review.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,933 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sly C., Carmelita F.
Infamous Wars by Abramus5250 reviews
During his battle with the Beast in New Marais, Cole is sent to a galaxy far, far away, a few months before the beginning of the end for the Jedi and the Republic. Will Cole make a difference in a place he does not understand? Will he find some semblance of a normal life for himself, or is he destined to change the galaxy forever? (Currently undergoing a lengthy overhaul.)
Crossover - Star Wars & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,591 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
Paper Chase by giraffewithstripes reviews
It's the apocalypse, and with Dean Winchester no longer having faith in the cause, preparing to saying yes to the archangel Michael, desperate Castiel and Sam force him along in a trip to see the famed Sherlock Holmes to enlist the help of the Doctor, who has retired into the Victorian era and is refusing to help anyone.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
A Hero's Promise by Kawaiijapanesekisses reviews
Link and Malon meet as small children, Link promising to return the next day. Days turn into months, and eventually seven years. Malon, who is now an indentured slave, does not know is she can forgive all of his broken promises.(Link x Malon. Ocarina of Time. Only first chapter they're kids. Follows the game timeline so you can skip Ch 1 if you want. M for sexual encounters.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Link, Malon
The Scythe and the Cat by Sroxs reviews
Another BlairxSoul from me. This one is going to be an actual romance, not just sex sex and more sex. Though there will be lemon in later chapters. A story for VictorShayatu. Hope you enjoy it. M for later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Soul Eater, Blair
In Love With A Demon by ThatDude15 reviews
It's my first series fanfic. It's about my favorite of the Demon Sisters, Miss Kneesocks. Please read, review, and most importantly, ENJOY!
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - [Kneesocks, OC] - Complete
The Rainbow Knight by It's a sign from above reviews
A pony filled version of The Dark Knight. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, and The Dark Knight belongs to Warner Bros and Christopher Noland. My first fic, so please R&R! RAted T for later chapters.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Secret Companion by xHitanTenshi reviews
The Doctor has yet another secret: hundreds of years ago, he disguised himself as a human using the Chameleon Arch. That human was Van Hohenheim. So now, when left all alone, it would be just the Doctor's luck that the TARDIS would reach through time and space to bring him a new Companion... his son, Edward. T for language, violence, etc. (can't continue; plot spark died :C)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Edward E. - Complete
A Captain and His Archeologist by Repiece reviews
Requested by Real Personal Trooper Type-0! Luffy and Robin get separated from the rest of the crew. What happens between a Captain and his Archeologist under a star filled night sky?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hero of Twilight by Sodai no Ozora reviews
After Ganondorf was defeated, peace returned to Hyrule, or did it? What if...Link finally met his mother?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,438 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Link, Percy J.
Spacemares by The-spawn-of-unicron reviews
in few words ... spaceballs reinacted by ponies first chapter is just the wall crawl but please review so I know people actually want the to read the rest.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Spaceballs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Trixie
Undead lover: A witch and her knight by zombiekingalex reviews
A man and three other men find a witch. The three men want to rape her but the man objects. See what happens and what unfolds. Cotains Witch X OC ish Read and review please.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Witch - Complete
Wonderbolt Initiation by Roman Empire reviews
When Leon Emerald heads home with Spitfire, he gets more than he originally bargained for. Both characters are pseudo-anthropomorphized. Details are inside. Original author is KovuTheLion15. All credit goes to him.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Spitfire - Complete
The Lost Chronarch by AdventureAddict reviews
Ed and Al had always been inseparable. But now Al is showing signs of a huge secret he's been keeping for years that could tear them apart. Now Ed doesn't know what's real and what's not. Maybe they need a therapist. Or maybe they need a Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Edward E.
Egyptain Terror by JakCooperThePlumber reviews
Slytunkhamen Cooper ll is the greatest thief of the land, along with his Cooper Gang, Mikak, brains and Musoli, brawn . However, when the young pharaoh of 3 years, Tutunkhamen plans world domination, can our thieves stop him? COMPLETE!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Jean B., Murray - Complete
Doctor,Doctor House by uncopywritable reviews
Uhhh... hi. I'm new. I like House and Doctor Who so I decided to begin with a crossover. The doctor is dragged off course by a energy spike coming from a teaching hospital in New Jersey...
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
One Piece: A Smash Adventure by Specter24 reviews
Post Enies Lobby, Luffy and the gang continue their quest to fulfill their dreams, but what happens if they went into another world? A new adventure begins. OnePieceXSSB crossover. Rated T for swearing. This story is COMPLETE!
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,032,133 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
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RWBYS reviews
Just the normal "Add character to team RWBY fic". Only, with a bit of a twist I haven't seen anyone else do. I know the summary isn't the best, but if you've seen the summary for one of these, you've seen them all. It will follow the plot just with a few changes, and my OC, who may or may not change how team RWBY interacts with each other. And it WILL have sex. YangxOCxBlake
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, OC] Team RWBY
Eco Warrior and Vampire reviews
Post Jak 3. Jak has had his fair share of odd adventures, but when he finds him self on the roof of some school, with a fox man trying to kill a group of kids, Jak just does what he does best, jumps right into it without thinking. however, for some reason, he has all types of eco, and his dark form isn't like it used to be. and he's 15 again! up for adoption.
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013
Untitled(MLP story)
Waking up to find a fictional character has come to life and turned into a human is very weird. Combine that with learning you have the powers of an anime character and you are now being hunted down by other people with anime powers. Yeah, your gonna have a bad day too- Shinji Okami O.C.XTwilight
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, OC
Dragon of the Hidden Leaf
After the attack of the Kyubi no Kitsune, the children of the Hidden Leaf become beast's known as Darkstalkers. They are shunned as if they are the Fox himself. One child who contains some of the Kyubi's chakra has not changed however. Why is that? And what could it mean for young Ryu Strife? He is the Konoha no Ryu, the Dragon of the Hidden Leaf
Crossover - Darkstalkers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Sakura H., Ino Y., OC
Guardian of Harmony, Bringer of Chaos reviews
Jeff the Killer has finally been killed. But instead of going to Hell like you would think. God gives him a second chance. And were would a better place be for a second chance than Equestria. Rated T for Jeff's mouth an violence, may go up to M later considering this is also a JeffxLyra fic. Hey, the ponies are anthro and Jeff is human. It makes sense. JeffxPinkie onsided fluff
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Lyra
My Little Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reviews
Hellsing Abridged with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters. All this is. First chapter is character list. Rated T because it's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014
Assassin's Creed: Equestria reviews
Spike has been framed for a crime he did not commit. With nothing left for him, he is approached by a representative of the Brotherhood with an offer to join them. Spike accepts and vows to clear his name. but is his framing part of a much bigger conspiracy. And what in the hell are the Pieces of Eden. Or the Templar's for that matter. What lies in wait for our assassin initiate?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Altaïr
Legend of Zelda: Wild Wild West reviews
After being threatened of loosing his only home, Link becomes a bounty Hunter. And with only one bounty he won't go after, Link is pretty famous. But when his twin sister is kidnapped by the one bounty he won't go after, will Link man up, or will he leave his sister to the wolves? T for violence and language no parings as of yet, and if any, minor
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Link, Zelda, Malon, Ganondorf
MLP Rosario Crossover challenge reviews
Details inside, a challenge to write a crossover with Rosario vampire and MLP FIM
Crossover - My Little Pony & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/19/2013
The Grim Adventures of Soul Eater reviews
Mandy and Billy are 16 years old. They have let Grim go and are now going to the Death Weapon Miester Academy, but what will they find there, and what will Mandy do when she meets someone who isn't scared of her. In fact, she's scared of him. MandyxOC Rebooted
Crossover - Soul Eater & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Mandy