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Joined 01-20-13, id: 4495176, Profile Updated: 10-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for NCIS, and Hobbit.

Everyone, drop what you're doing. That's right, it's my profile!


So, I love vintage things, love music (Specifically piano and guitar), and love to write.

About Me:

Favorite Color: I don't have one.

Favorite Book(s): LOVE the Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Skulduggery Pleasant, and Carl Hiaasen's books, especially the 'Scat' series (Scat, Hoot, Chomp, and Flush).

Favorite Musician(s) and/or Band(s): I love Bruce Springsteen, Enya, 10,000 Maniacs, Coldplay, Greenday, The Cranberries, Blondie, The Mamas & the Papas, Carly Simons, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

Obsessed with: N.C.I.S. and The Lord of the Rings.

Favorite T.V. Show(s): N.C.I.S., Psych, The Middle, The Five, and The O'Reilly Factor.

Favorite Song(s): Basket Case, May it Be, Goodbye, The River, Born in the U.S.A., Wrecking Ball (the one by Bruce Springsteen!), Land of Hope and Dreams, Jezebel, Because the Night, Dreams, Heart of Glass, Icicle Melts, Zombie, Go Where You Wanna Go, Dancing Bear, Viva la Vida, Clocks, and Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Love to Quote: Derek Landy's books, The Lord of the Rings, and anything sarcastic.

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High School, it's hard by chloe.gossip.drew reviews
Ziva came to the us when she was 3, she became Jeanne and Tony's best friend almost immediately, when they started high school, four years in Tony and Jeanne start dating. When Ziva finds out, she starts to become distant and starts to hang out with the geeks of the school. Abby, Tim, and Jimmy. When Tony realizes what has happen?will he risk his popularity to save Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D.]
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Phone Wars (Toast!) by Gigigue reviews
This is what happens when two authors who wrote an extremely extensive parody of Lord of the Rings come together to write an extremely extensive parody of Star Wars. It will involve rebel dieticians, the Supersize-Me-to-Death Star, Jedis with too many allergies to keep track of, and other assorted random things which will probably confuse you. And it all revolves around an iPhone.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2013
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Roac the Inspirational Speaker reviews
Roac the Raven grants words of wisdom to an unhappy Bard.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Bard, Röac the Raven - Complete
Ode to the Agent reviews
A oneshot about the agent that was shot and killed protecting Jackson Gibbs in "Spider and the Fly" (8x1) T for safety
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Jackson Gibbs - Complete
Rule Fifty Two reviews
Gibbs's newest rule! Involves head slaps, egg and sausage bagel thieves, and angry ninjas! K plus for safety.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete