Hello people! I have only a few stories now, but I plan to post more in the near distant future. Maybe.

Ignore the bareness of my profile.

About me...

Eye color: Blue

Hair color: Blonde

Height: 5ft

Age: Junior

I am new with fanfiction, so if I have any mistakes on my story, feel free to tell me what's wrong. =)

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This door is alarmed!...what startled it?

Quote:

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! =b

The Great Prophecies:

7 Half-bloods shall answer the call,

to storm or fire the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

and foes bear arms to the doors of death.

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

shall reach sixteen against all odds.

To see the world in endless sleep,

a heros' soul cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice will end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

The Mark of Athena:

Wisdom's daughter walks alone,

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Twins snuff out the angel's breath.

Who holds the key to endless death. (This line gets me thinking. What if this line is a question?)

Giant's bane stands gold and pale,

won through pane from a woven jail.

The Son of Neptune:

To the North, beyond the gods

lies legions crown.

falling from the ice,

the son of Neptune shall drown.

The Lost Hero:

Child of Lightning,

beware the earth.

The Giants' revenge,

the seven shall birth.

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

and death unleash through Hera's rage.

The Battle of the Labyrinth:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze

The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise

You shall rise or fall by the ghost kings hand

the child of Athena's final stand

Destroy with a hero's final breath

And lose a love to worse than death

The Titan's Curse:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The Titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand

The Sea of Monsters:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone

The Lightning Thief:

You shall go west to the god who has turned,

you shall find what was lost, and see it safely returned,

you shall be betrayed by the one who calls you a friend,

and fail to save what matters most in the end.

Hello. Britany here. I'm think I'm just going to put my stories on hiatus for now. I kind of lost some inspiration, and I know for a fact that some of my ideas are over used, like, a lot. So... that's all I've got to say.

-Peace Out!