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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4497038, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Varjak Paw series, and Cats.

Name:Bella-Tiana Somiforn

Age:11

House year: Hufflepuff 1st year
Parentage: Unknown/Orphan(T.M.R!!!(If you were a real h.p fan you would get that.)
Personality: Giggles at anything, even when the slytherins get told off by Professor Mcgonagall. Hates when people take the mick out of her scar or her eyes. Likes when she gets compliments. Almost never sleeps but she is still energetic. Will punch anyone who talks about her parents, even though she doesn't remember them.
Appearance: White hair with black streaks, right eye purple left eye orange, lightly tanned skin, long nails, right hand nails painted orange, left hand nails painted purple, always wears a blue sapphire gem pendant, charm bracelet on right hand. Large scar across left forearm.
Wand: Ten inches, unicorn tail hair, pine
Pet(s): 2. 1 scarlet and black cat with green eyes and 1 black and tan striped cat with chocolate eyes

There you go. My profile. Love it or be killed by Rum Tum Tugger and Magical Mister Mistoffolees. I am Jesus. HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! CATS!!!!!!!!!! WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!! SLYFOXHOUND!!!!!!!!!! BOWS!!!!!!!!!! BEING BISEXUAL!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M BISEXUAL AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!! I AM POSSIBLY THE 9TH SIGN OF THE ALPACA-LYPSE!!!!!!!!!! DANISNOTONFIRE!!!!!!!!!! AMAZINGPHIL!!!!!!!!!! PHAN!!!!!!!!!! SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!!!!!!! JOHN WATSON!!!!!!!!!! JOHNLOCK!!!!!!!!!! SHERLOLLY!!!!!!!!!!

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IF ANYONE IS ASKING THEN, YES!!!!!!!!!! I PROBABLY AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

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Candy Floss: A Drabble Collection by bravenclawesome reviews
The International Statute of Secrecy is under threat. The percentage of the Muggle population who know about magic is continually growing. To prepare the wizarding world for inevitable future challenges, there is only one option – to familiarize wizards with all things Muggle. This is exactly what Hermione Granger does... with exceedingly hilarious results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wizards meet Jellicles by OllivLynnandDarinda reviews
When Hermione, Harry, and Ron have to go to the Junkyard to destroy Voldemort and Macavity, Hermione gets to learn about love, crushes, and jealousy. So do Ron and Harry. Oh boy. Rated T for some language my loose tongue and certain situations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Mistoffelees/Quaxo
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Mysterious
A girl has powers that no-one in her village can understand. She has ran... not knowing where to go but she arrives in a strange forest where she soon meets a new friend... Rated M for Rape, angst and Lesbian action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L.
Felicity reviews
Kaelis wants to go outside but her father won't let her. Then she realises she has a strange power...
Varjak Paw series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013
Choices reviews
A very special Jellicle has to choose between The tribe flirt or the Boy who Lived. But there is an interference.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013
Phynix
A group of animagi are injured when they come across Hogwarts. They join. They make a new house and find the perfect place for a common room. But they all fall in love...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marmite reviews
Sherlock. John. Marmite...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.