Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Zeta Project, and Ben 10.
Appearence:I have brown eyes, black hair and I'm 1.65 m.
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
"Wa..you just spent 7 years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out? We got belt-buckles and shoe-laces and a piece of gum - build a nuclear reactor for cryin' out loud! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick now you're Mr. MacUseless...Dear God, I'm stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!" (Amanda Tapping ladies and gentlemen claps loudly she's awesome, isn't she? search youtube for stargate 'Solitudes blooper' or 'Funniest Stargate SG1 Prank' - you have GOTTA see this! Here's the link if you still can't find it, or to lazy to search XD : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0)
(For those who didn't get the joke above, or don't watch stargate but wanna enjoy the 'private, reserved for fans' joke: The man she's talking to is Richard Dean Anderson who plays Colonel Jack O'neill, but also played MacGyver when he was younger, so it's actually a prank on his account.)
"The word 'politics' is derived from 'poly' meaning many, and 'tics,' meaning blood-sucking parasites."- Larry Hardiman
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone movie by JKR)
"The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution" (same movie)
"Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself" (same movie)
"To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever"
"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends" (same movie)
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."- Jules Renard
"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these three categories causes cancer in rats." - Anonymous
"To be a hero meant to be loved, but to never love. The danger was just too great." (BenxGwen fanfic)
"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" - Sherlock Holmes
"If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
We'd see the day where nobody died" (Unknown)
If Voldie ships H/Hr...then call me a Deatheater
Harry/Hermione was too hot and serious for canon anyway
Favorite Pairings (It's a loooooooong one)
Justin/Alex (Jalex) (WOWP)
Ben/Gwen (Ben 10)
Derek/Casey (LWD, DASEY FOREVER!)
Michael Ripley/Samantha "Sam" Seaver (Ripley's Believe it or Not! '90 Cartoon)- Oh they're adorable! They were actually doing pretty well on their own until the show got cancelled *sigh* BTW - I I sent a request to FF.net to add the show on here! It's under Cartoons if anyone's up for writing a fic about them...
Jack O'Neill/Samantha "Sam" Carter (Stargate SG-1, and yeah Jack I wrote it with TWO "L"s XDD)
Tomoyo x Tomoya x Kyou (Clannad, and NO, I don't believe he should be with Nagisa, she may be cute, but she's not the one for him!)
Mahado/Mana (!) (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Kim/Ron (or Kim/Ron/Shego) (Kim possible)
Adam/Teela (He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe, 2002)
Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter, like duh!)
Zee/Ro (The Zeta project)
Light/Misa (Death Note)
Shredder/April O'Neil (1980 TMNT only!)
Samatarou/Tenko (Kamisama Kazoku)
And check-out my fav' authors.
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction
11. You check your profile every ten minutes.
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
Beer - now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive
If your feet smell
Stupidity is not a handicap - park elsewhere!
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
1. Part of loving someone is knowing when to let them go...
2. All that glitters is never gold
3. The worst sicknesses aren't malaria or swine flu...it's the feeling of being unwanted.
4. Sometimes you have to fight...sometimes you have to give up...but sometimes it will work out on their own.
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.
Never go to bed angry. - Stay awake and plot your revenge!
Oh Lord, give me patience. And give it to me now!
CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad’s New Wife, Robert
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Hell is Where:
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she's having a bad day Hug her tight and whisper in her ear, "You're beautiful."
When she steals your favorite hoodie Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am i kicking baby?"
VERY GOOD WEBSITES:I have all kinds of websites, some for download and some for watching anime/cartoon shows an more! If you want some just PM me!