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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4497388, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Merlin, and Twilight.

I'm feeling extremely happy, yet sad. Why, you might ask yourself? I have a computer, but a different one. Trusty, old Delilah is gone, and I'm going to have to find a new name for this one. Brick By Boring Brick is in progress, as are the others. Is it crazy to even attempt to write 4-6 fics while contemplating writing a novel? I apologize for the delay on Stuck On You, I'm at a figurative crossroad if you will. I know where I want to go, but there might be another option that'll make the readers happy. Anyway, on to what other authors have on their pages:

Age: Some number, it changes every year, and, as Jacob Black once said, age is just a number.

Hobbies: I don't have much of a life, but I love to read and write, and use the internet.

Favorite Book: I can't choose just one, I love the book Stolen by Lucy Christopher, the Harry Potter series, the Twilight saga, the Inheritance cycle, the Hunger Games series, Maximum Ride, my Dream Dictionary, and many others.

Favorite Color: Purple . . . . No, black. . . . . No, purple. . . . . Um, both?

Favorite Author: J. K. Rowling, James Patterson, Meg Cabot, and Emily Bronte.

Music: I am a freak when it comes to this subject, a lot of people are surprised because I'm a bookworm, but it makes sense. I play the violin and one learns to appreciate a decent song because it's hard writing one that sounds even remotely acceptable. One of my favorite bands is Paramore, I like George Benson's' Just the Two of Us, The Plain White T's Hey There Delilah, I positively love Linkin Park, and some of the other modern music.

Some people think I'm weird because I have, um, different views than them. Whatever.

I love any decent fic when Hermione is involved, I like her with almost anyone except for Ron and Severus. Anyone else is fine by me. God, I make her seem like a slut now that I think of it.

Time travel fics in the Harry Potter world are like a godsend in my eyes, love them to death.

Twilight . . . I have to say, I have mixed thoughts on this saga. I don't necessarily like the books that Meyer created, more like what it left us with. The idea of shape-shifters and The-Peen-Who-Must-Not-Sparkle (seriously though, glittery vampires?) and all of the characters she left us with. In the books, they just seem so shallow and superficial, I much rather prefer the fanfiction where they actually have flaws and personality though I have to add some of them are horrendous, courtesy of the fans the books carry with them. Not all of them are bad, but most are. (Rosalie walked up to me and sneered, "Get out of our seat freak, we sit here." "No," I said chuckling especially not to a b*tch like you. She shrieked and slapped me, sending me to the wall. This is what I'm talking about when I mean horrendous.)

I have high expectations for fanfiction, blame this on all of the amazing fics I've read. Just take a look at my favorite's list. Pinky promise you won't be disappointed.

That's about it, thank you for spending your valuable time reading this.

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You are mine, Isabella Swan Forever by LilyAurora reviews
Wolves are possesive and dominant by nature, but what will happen when one becomes obsessed with Bella Swan. Will she let herself be consumed by his desire or will she fight it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 136,579 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Paul
40 Weeks by kerigocrazy reviews
Bella Swan was forever self-sacrificing...until she wasn't. In a fit of rebellion after Edward leaves her in the woods, she sets out to lose her V-Card. Quil Ateara is the lucky sucker standing in her way. A single night of awkward, virgin pleasure turns into 40 weeks of bodily fluids, stretch marks, and overprotective wolves with no clue what to do with a pregnant leech lover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Quil Jr., Bella
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Photograph by Thrae Elddim reviews
They were fragile, like the flimsy photograph that marked the beginning and created the end of their relationship. Oliver has misconceptions about normalcy, Hermione tries to make sense of her nightmares and Cedric struggles to live through the Triwizard Tournament. In the darkness, the reaper beckons and a terrible plot unfolds... OW/HG/CD, AU, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,365 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by MaryRoyale reviews
Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hermione G., Fabian P. - Complete
Soul Bonding by MaryRoyale reviews
After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,295 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Castiel's Choice by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
After returning from purgatory, Castiel was back to his normal self. A certain meeting with the Being that Castiel loved the most challenged him to decide between two choices that would forever change his life. What would Castiel choose? HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Remembering the Past by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
She had no recollection of anything that happened to her two years ago. When two familiar boys introduced themselves as Sam and Dean Winchester, Hermione Granger reckoned she will finally have the answers she had been looking for. HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Trench-Coated Angel".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Trench Coated Angel by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"I mean, you appeared to me with all your trench coat, blue eyes, and bloody angel-powered glory, claiming that I'm important in some damn Apocalypse," she softly slurred. "What's not there to love, Castiel?" HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Prequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
imPerfect love by Lucyferina reviews
Bella had chosen her forever, but was eternal perfection what fate had planned? "Jared turned her forcefully, and kissed her roughly. Bella responded with equal ferocity, she hated how he made her feel, but was guided by some unknown force." COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,048 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Jared - Complete
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The Early Morning Inquisition by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. Let it be known that nothing will stop a Ms. Hermione Granger from claiming a bed when she's really sleepy – not even if said bed was already otherwise occupied. Time to see what happens when Harry and Ron find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
We Belong by Lucyferina reviews
Bella/Paul imprinting story.'His eyes narrowed and he took a step forward. She didn't back down, he could go to hell if he thought that she would show him fear.'COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,425 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Unforeseen Circumstances by abovetheserpentine reviews
She’s plagued with dreams about Cedric Diggory. Except they’re not ordinary dreams… Hermione sees him die. As she tries to hide the truth, Hermione’s relationship with Cedric grows, and her dreams become worse. But what can she do to save him? CDHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,878 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
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Breath of a Life reviews
"I was looking for a breath of a life, a little touch of heaven in life." - "Breath of a Life," Florence and the Machine. That was all Merlin was looking for, something, anything that made her feel alive. She finally found it, just not in the form she was expecting it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4 - Merlin, Mordred
Fallen reviews
Did she know she would end up in Camelot? No. She was aiming for the Revolutionary War, but for now, she'll just have to make do.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Merlin, OC
Powerless reviews
A war broke out decades ago. A woman, unable to do anything, turned away. Now, she has the chance the chance to right her wrongs. So she sends her apprentice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., OC
New Divide reviews
There are gods, and there are demigods. But this girl, this girl was on a different league all on her own.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Percy J.
Heart Attack reviews
Sirius knew he would pay for being a player, or so said Rosmerta. But he didn't expect it to come in this form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Stuck On You reviews
Hermione is Remus Lupin's mate. She can deal with that. Remus and Tonks get married and have Teddy. She can deal with that. They die and leave Teddy with her. She can deal with that. Dumbledore can't, convinced that he can change the number of deaths that occured during the Final Battle he sends Hermione and Teddy back in time to where Remus was 18 and didn't know Tonks . . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Way reviews
Max and Total are still recovering and have the task to protect Sparrow, Max and Fang's unborn baby. But it isn't easy, especially when there are vampires and werewolves surrounding them. Not to mention Itex.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Max
Monster reviews
It was only to be expected. After all, hadn't he harbored Voldemort's soul for nearly all his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Innocence reviews
Innocence. It was something Hermione Granger supposed she didn't have anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Hermione G., Cedric D.