Erestor
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Author has written 49 stories for Lord of the Rings, Disney, and Silmarillion.
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Idiot Swallows and Impatient Dwarves by UnnamedElement reviews
Gimli's father has died and, shortly thereafter, Legolas disappears. Suffering from their own different sorrows, dwarf and elf must relearn their common language and try again, if they are certain it is worth it… / Thoughts on friendship and anticipatory grief. / Written for April 2016 Teitho Challenge. /
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Legolas, Gimli, Faramir, Elboron - Complete
All About Names by Still Anonymous reviews
When Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Fair as the Twilight by moredread reviews
The first meeting of Arwen and Aragorn. 'A moment of pure happiness can never be relived.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
A Sea of Troubles by Nili reviews
Returning from the East, Aragorn and Legolas hope to get some peace at last. With one of Rivendell’s delegations missing and war looming on the horizon, however, peace becomes ever more unlikely as they must fight for their friends’ lives – and their own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 608,419 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Beginning by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A double drabble. Glorfindel and Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor
I'm Writing This With My Left Hand by Vana Tuivana reviews
A short poem found almost illegibly scrawled on the side of Thangorodrim. Maedhros, introspective.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005
Sectumsempra by Ankh-Ascendant reviews
This is the story of when Snape created the Sectumsempra curse and what he did with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Be Afraid by The Logical Ghost reviews
Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
Legolas Falls Apart by roseleeks reviews
Legolas has contracted a horrible wasting disease. Based on 29 on Erestor's list, 100 Ideas for Your Inevitable Legolas Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Legolas - Complete
A Bitter Soul by JadedFire reviews
Sauron's thoughts about Aulë right after he fell. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Sauron - Complete
A Visit to Imladris by Dragon Confused reviews
Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,670 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Too Easy by kingmaker reviews
2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Lost by FirstMate reviews
While on a trip to Rohan, Elrohir vanishes without a trace. He is lost for over 2 years and then found without his memories. The story follows his search for his lost life. CHP 15--Grand Finale! Story Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,689 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Elrohir - Complete
Tears of Yesterday by Kasmi Kassim reviews
After a tormented Lady Celebrian is found, the House of Elrond is shadowed in grief. With faithful Glorfindel and Erestor by their side, can the broken family survive the loss and find joy again? [Please Read Bio Page]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celebrian - Complete
Glass by Verse reviews
Grima's encounter with a mirror
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Grima W., Eowyn
Not For Pride Alone by Zimraphel reviews
At Fornost, Glorfindel and prince Earnur of Gondor face the armies of the Witch King of Angmar. Winner of the 2004 Mithril Award for Best CharacterizationEnsemble.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/14/2003
Straight Paths by Nili reviews
On their way to meet with the Rangers, the twins encounter a horde of orcs, leaving both of them wounded. Now Elladan must get them back home, but for that they have to face memories and truths they have been trying to ignore for a hundred years.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,691 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Keeping Count of Unnumbered Tears by Cirdan reviews
Ecthelion and Glorfindel meet in the midst of the Battle of Unnumbered Tears and compare counts.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003
Malaise by Levade reviews
A rather grumpy Elrond, Glorfindel, a tent, large puddle and a High King with a quirky sense of humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel
The Invasion of Rivendell by SkyFire2 reviews
Like the title says. Rivendell is invaded by....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Complete
Bound in Blood by Mebrireth reviews
Pre-LOTR, Legolas is captured by a foe he has never encountered, and his only hope rests with an older, more powerful elf-lord (guess who). Reviews and criticism welcome...FINISHED!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,669 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Legolas
As Kind as Summer by Snowballjane reviews
Vilya's powers are fading after the destruction of the One Ring. How can Glorfindel help Elrond? (now complete)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Elrond - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2002
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Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Leave It to Beavers reviews
A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Strange Alliances reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Only a Scratch reviews
Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Curse of the Elf and Ranger reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Wyze Lies reviews
Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Therapy reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Among the Mumakil reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Happy Hunting reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Concluding Negotiations reviews
What led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn’s thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Red Ink reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
All About Elrond reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harold reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Pass the Palantir reviews
AU in Poetic Form. Moviebased. While wrestling with the Palantir, Aragorn accidentally drops it on Pippin’s head. Warning: Some violence and character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Peregrin T., Aragorn - Complete
Times of Trial reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Death reviews
After her pledge to Aragorn, Arwen seeks to understand the consequence of her choice. Glorfindel makes an appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Diversions reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Entombed! reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Snow and the Seven Environmentalists reviews
Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
One reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Celeborn's Club reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Grima's Grisly Mistake reviews
AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Grima W., Saruman - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Of Elf Princes and Mortal Men reviews
Legolas tries to tell Eldarion about the adventures he had with the boy's father, but soon runs into difficulties. And Bergil isn't helping.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Looking for Work reviews
A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Dilemma reviews
While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Trapped in an Elevator reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
The Coffee Plot reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Return of the Ranger reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
One Fiery Day reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Just Like Old Times reviews
The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Kiss reviews
A more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Gimli's First Axe reviews
Gimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Gimli - Complete
Two Burdens reviews
Frodo stumbles through Mordor, no longer truly himself. He can only see two things, and neither of them are Sam... Edited
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Legolas Story reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Both Fang and Fire reviews
A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep reviews
Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Eomer - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Finding Faramir reviews
When Faramir disappears, thirteen year old Boromir, haunted by memories from the past, goes to look for him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Chaos in the Kitchen reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Elf Up a Tree reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter reviews
Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete