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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4497489, Profile Updated: 04-08-14
Author has written 14 stories for South Park, and My Little Pony.

The author looked blindly at the screen, unsure of what to type. Her hands laid on the keyboard, motionless. She twirled her head side to side moving her pigtails back and fourth. Suddenly, she stopped and smiled, showing off her less than perfect teeth colored a light, but noticeable, yellow by all the soda she drinks. Her hand began to move across the laptop's keyboard, with words appearing on the screen at a steady rate. Soon, nearly the whole screen was filled with words. The author smiled again and moved the mouse over and clicked 'save'.

So hello everyone, how did you like the little demonstration of my work? Good? Bad? Makes you want to kill yourself? I'm going to be rewriting my profile. I thought I'd do it a bit differently then most by starting with a little short story. Let me tell you a bit about myself. If you really don't care about me you can skip this paragraph, I will not judge you if you do. (I may have done the same if I were you.) I am thecrazierone,but you can call me Lilly. I am between the ages of 13 and 18, privacy reasons. My birthday is September 28. I'm in high-school and I live some where in the middle California. I'm not near the coast or the mountains just somewhere in the middle. If you saw me in real life, I would have brown hair in pigtails most likely avoiding people and I would just be talking to myself. I love cartoons, my favorites being (not in order) South Park, my OTF (One True Fandom); My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, I get made-fun of for showing my love for the show, but a brony (or pegasister whatever you prefer) never gives in!; Danny Phantom; Totally Spies; Codename: Kids Next Door, if you've never seen this before I suggest you look it up, they have episodes on Netflix and some on YouTube. There's a lot more, but I don't have time to type them all out. Also, here's my forum if you want to go there. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Who-else-things-South-Park-needs-more-girls-with-speaking-rolls/137600/

Hopefully, you like to write just as much as I do, shoot me a PM if: you want to talk about writing, you have an idea for a story to write and want some advise/ideas, you want some advise/ideas for writing in general, you have an idea for a story you don't want to write but want to see get written, you just want to talk, you want to have a beta reader help you out, (I am a beta reader.) you want to ask me about one of my stories, you want me to give a detailed review of one of your stories, (There is nearly nothing as good as getting a good, long, helpful review on one of your stories.) you want to give me a good, long helpful, review on my writing, or you're just board/lonely. I'd love to chat! But, defiantly PM me if you want me to give you a helpful review on one of your works.

If you're looking for cool things to look/read/or do I have collected a small list of cool things I have found while searching the web.

-South Park V-day Flash: http://www.sheezyart.com/art/view/2277921/

-Spooky Fish art: http://browse.deviantart.com/art/pARALLEL-uNIVERSE-39091723

-Some really good character writing tips: http://www.springhole.net/writing/powerful-not-sues.htm

My Fandoms-

  • South Park
  • Harry Potter
  • My Little Pony
  • Ed, Edd, Eddy

  • Now, you're probably here because you've read one of my stories and wanted to see what else I have written. Well below underneath "MY STORIES" you'll see my future, current, and finished stories. You'll also see what each story is about and my thoughts on them.

    MY STORIES-

    My Future Stories-

    Here is a list of stories I have not yet written, but will hopefully write in the (not-so) near future.

    (No Title)- Stan and Kenny are both going to summer camp, leaving Kyle and Cartman alone all summer. This can't be good. This will be a Kyman story, with multiple chapters.

    (No Title)- Cartman finds a way to get into people's dreams, so what does he do? Exploit this ability to make fun of everyone (best evil plot ever right) but the results are unexpected. This will be possibly a Kyman, but I'm not sure yet, it will only be a few chapters long.

    In Your Head- An accident happens and Kyle is stuck in Cartman's mind, with all his emotions as different people. With the help of Cartman's Conscience, CC for short, Kyle must find a way to get out of Cartman's mind, or he'll be stuck forever! This may or may not be Kyman, it will be multiple chapters.

    My Current Stories-

    These are stories that I am working on and are not finished.

    Save the Future- Kyle is taken by teens from the future, claiming they need his help to defeat Cartman who has taken over the world. This is my first story to be co-written by a fellow author. It's been coming out amazingly well, and I really love this story.

    Dairies are for Pussies- "Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. " Kyman I little thing I wrote, which is gotten pretty popular.

    My Finished Stories-

    Stories I have written and completed. They will not be updated unless it says.

    Chat Room- Kyle and Cartman on Omegle, I have no idea if I should continue with unrelated chapters or make chapter two into one long Kyman story it's self. I think I may just start over and began with chapter two and write a story on that. It's Meh.

    My Little Bastard (English Version) - Cartman is sent to Equestria to learn harmony, friendship, and all the magical powers with it. Like that's going to happen Cartman never learns, or will he? This story is a translation of the Spanish story My Little Bastard, the story is a cross-over between South Park and My Little Pony: FiM.Nothing more to translate at this point, the original fic has possibly been discontinued.

    Sleepless in South Park- Everyone in South Park is having nightmares, and this is a collection of everyone's nightmares. This was my first story I ever wrote for the site, there's no real pairings to the story. Up for grabs if anyone wants to write for it just PM me.

    Sweet, Sweet, Candy- Stan has broken up with Wendy again, and with no one else to turn to, Wendy goes to Cartman for help. This is my favorite story by far, and it's a short sweet Candy story.

    Cartman's Failed Plan- Cartman tries to ruin Kyle's life again, but fails. I got board, so this story happened. Nothing much to it.

    The Girl with the Pink Sweater- The whole story is about two background characters trying to get noticed. Most likely not continueing.

    OOC Christmas- It's beginning to look a lot like an OOC Christmas, bad spelling and grammar everywhere. It's a parody thing. like if u crie tears of joy every tim!

    Unkown, but Together- Can one online conversation bring two enemies closer than they've ever been before? Will they want to? Kyman, one-shot. It's based off an rp I had with a friend.

    Maybe- Wendy's thoughts use to be straight and clear, black and white. Stan the good guy, Cartman the bad. Stan her white, Cartman her black. But, those lines have blurred into a strange gray. Maybe Cartman's not as bad as she thought, and maybe Stan's not so amazing as she thought. Maybe, just maybe. Candy and some Stendy. I wrote this? Wow, this sucks.

    Creativity- Wendy likes writing stories, just not with Cartman. Just a short little thing I did which was based off a tumblr post. Candy Cartman X Wendy

    Who Knew Heaven Had Internet?- Kenny's been dead for a bit longer than normally and he chats with Cartman via heaven asking for only one thing. To tell Stan and Kyle he misses them. But, why ask Cartman to tell him that when he'll be back tomorrow, right? Yet, another story based of an Omege chat.


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    Cat and Mouse by xXxShiningDarknessxXx reviews
    Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
    In Your Worst Nightmares by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
    After the incident of Stan getting trapped in Facebook, Kyle is put in a similar situation. However, he finds himself stuck in Fan-Fiction. net! Kyle must complete five fanfics featuring himself to escape the clutches of this digital nightmare. Of course, the internet shall show no mercy!
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Kyle B.
    Titan Sitting by theAnGerFlarE reviews
    Somehow Raven turned the other Titans into five year-olds, much to her distaste. Four little superheros shouldn't be that hard to take care of, right? But when trouble hits, it's up to her to get her friends to safety and turn them back to normal. Combine that with the only person who can help her is a criminal: and that only spells trouble for the Titans.
    Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,474 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Jinx, Raven
    Tarzan Boy by Hyaenaa reviews
    On a boring Monday, Stan's imagination ventures a little too far, and he finds himself in Imaginationland - living out a fantasy with Gary Harrison. NSFW
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
    She Won't Know by Bumblebitch reviews
    This is the story of how a wet dream about her Hitler-loving fat asshole of an opponent destroyed Wendy's chances of becoming class president.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
    South Park Confidential by silverfox.611 reviews
    The following documents are transcripts of confidential "video diary" recordings of high school students in South Park, Colorado. The information contained in these documents is privileged, confidential, and protected. Please R&R! *There will be lots of drama, humor and romance. Multiple pairings including but not limited to: KylexCartman, StanxWendy, KennyxButters, CraigxTweek*
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
    Reap What You Sow by 2originalcents reviews
    Butters is finally reaping his reward for always being kind to Cartman.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Pet and Owner by Thisisentertaining reviews
    A green boy sat curled upon a cage, collar weighing upon his neck. He was Beast, awaiting for his Master would call upon his shape shifting powers. When his Master commands him to fight four intruding teenagers, Beast finds he's facing foes he is unable to beat and when he loses he is taken like a prisoner of war. But was he stolen or saved? BB-centric AU. Cover Art by: KHchick101
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,930 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
    Mistaken by Predominantly Normal reviews
    Stan had taken it upon himself to get Kyle's work to him. Because he was a good friend, and Kyle always brightened up his day. And also because Kyle was hilarious when he was loopy on meds.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
    Cinder-Soot by angel-of-gryffindor reviews
    Cinderella with a South Park twist. After his father's death Kenny is forced to be a slave to his evil step-family. As Butters came of age he was being forced to marry. Mix a ball with a FairyGod Jew and you get love and a happily ever after. Bunny Creek & a wee bit of Style. This fic is what happens when i watch the Disney Cinderella trio in a night. anyway, plz enjoy and R&R!
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
    How it Happened by Lemon Cream reviews
    Throughout the course of a game of dodgeball, Kyle explains a number of things to Stan, including but not limited to: a contract, a date, a pork sandwich, and a manipulative fatass. Kyman. Oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
    Your Rainbow Is Showing by Monthadog reviews
    If you are a Cran fan you must read this! Contest for readers inside! Stan is just the creepy emo kid that always hangs around the art room but that doesn't stop him from being secretly in love with Craig Tucker, one of the most popular (and straight) boys in school. Maybe Craig's sexuality isn't as black and white as originally thought. Does Stan actually have a chance?
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
    Ships Are Launching From My Chest by scarlettshazam reviews
    Stan and Gary Harrison are friends and more than friends. Stan/Gary oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Gary H., Stan M. - Complete
    Scream for Me by Courtanie reviews
    It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
    A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
    Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
    Second Chances by PlagueRatsEA reviews
    When Kyle commits suicide, he is given a second chance by the angel of destiny. He get's to witness different types of futures that gets him paired up with different types of guys in South Park. Question is, which boy will Kyle pick for his second chance?
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kyle B.
    Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
    Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
    The Best Joke by Raptor-Elephant reviews
    As rumours spread around South Park about Kyle, Cartman decides to confront the Jewish boy. CartmanxKyle, KYMAN. Very very small mention of Style that you’ll miss if you blink.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Rumors by Soul Flash reviews
    In highschool, rumors spread like wildfire. So when a rather disturbing rumor reaches Eric Cartman's ears, he's determined to find out the truth. What he doesn't realize is...maybe he does not WANT to learn the truth. Kyle/Cartman, Crack.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
    The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
    There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
    To Wash it All Away by icypinkpop reviews
    Kyle finds refuge from the rain at Cartman's house one evening, emotionally wrecked by a souring experience from the person he considered his Super Best Friend. CartmanXKyle. COMPLETE.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
    pretty boys make pretty toys by your allegria reviews
    Cartman knows Kyle's biggest secret, and he's finally ready to take his revenge. [oneshot, slash, weird ending]
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
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    Cut Your Losses reviews
    Some times you just need to cut your losses. One sided Style.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
    Diaries Are For Pussies reviews
    "Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. " Kyman
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
    Who Knew Heaven Had Internet? reviews
    Kenny's been dead for a bit longer than normally and he chats with Cartman via heaven asking for only one thing. To tell Stan and Kyle he misses them. But, why ask Cartman to tell him that when he'll be back tomorrow, right?
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
    Creativity reviews
    Wendy likes writing stories, just not with Cartman. Candy Cartman X Wendy
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
    Save the Future reviews
    Kyle is kidnapped by kids from the future, claiming they need his help to defeat the evil ruler who has taken over the world , named Eric Cartman. Can Kyle save the future, or is everyone doomed to spent their life's ruled over by fat ass? Rated T for language. CO WRITER NEEDED!
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., OC
    Maybe reviews
    Wendy's thoughts use to be straight and clear, black and white. Stan the good guy, Cartman the bad. Stan her white, Cartman her black. But, those lines have blurred into a strange gray. Maybe Cartman's not as bad as she thought, and maybe Stan's not so amazing as she thought. Maybe, just maybe. Candy and some Stendy.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
    OOC Christmas reviews
    It's beginning to look a lot like an OOC Christmas, bad spelling and grammar everywhere. It's a parody thing.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
    Unknown, but Together reviews
    Can one online conversation bring two enemies closer than they've ever been before? Will they want to? Kyman, one-shot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
    Cartman's Failed Plan reviews
    Cartman has a new plan to ruin our favorite Jew's life. Will it work out? Spoilers: No.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Eric Cartman, Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
    Sleepless in South Park reviews
    Our favorite South Park characters are having nightmares. So for your entertainment I have posted all there nightmares here. The story may be a little short at first but it will get longer I promise you. Please read and review. UP FOR GRABS!
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013
    Sweet, Sweet, Candy reviews
    Stan broke up with Wendy, with all her friends gone she turns to Cartman for help. But, she may get more then she bargained for. One-Shot with Candy and a hint of Style at the end.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
    Chat Room reviews
    Let's do some math kids: Kyle plus Cartman plus Chart room plus A secret equals what? That's right Tommy, a big disaster. Today's story is brought to you by T which is also the rating of this story. (Please note a re-do of this story is in progress, it will become a full out story. But, it will be awhile before this update will happen.)
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
    The Girl with the Pink Sweater reviews
    The girl with the pink sweater has been in the background for as long as she can remember. But, that will soon change. God I hate how this turned out but I'm going to post it anyways. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
    My Little Bastard (English Version) reviews
    Cartman is sent to Equestria to learn harmony, friendship, and all the magical powers with it. Like that's going to happen Cartman never learns, or will he? A translation of the Spanish Version with the same name minus the English Version part.
    Crossover - South Park & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Eric Cartman, Fluttershy