Author has written 9 stories for One Piece, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.
I have...nothing of real value to say. People usually list their fandoms and stuff, but...I seriously doubt anyone will actually read this anyway. So...yeah. I like waffles. With whipped cream and blueberries. Or cinnamon sugar. Yeah. Anyone still reading at this point? Wow. Impressed. Would have thought you'd given up as soon as I started talking about waffles. Well...yeah. Dunno what you want from me, or why you're still reading this. Stop. Seriously. There's nothing to even read here! Go read the stories! That's all you really came to my profile for, right? So go read them! Even if I haven't updated in forever! Sorry about that...but sometimes we must do things outside our fandoms and waffles. It's truly a sad thing, isn't it? Sad like tongue depressors. And if you get that reference you're now my friend. If you didn't, meh. Whatever.
...Why are you still here? There's not even anything worth reading here!
Seriously. No point.
This is pointless. You've now wasted at least a minute and a half of your time.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY HERE! I'M JUST TYPING BECAUSE IF I DON'T WRITE ONE OF THESE I'LL FEEL WEIRD!!
Go read the story(s) (yes I do know story in its plural form is spelled stories.)
What, still here? Why? I was out of things to say as soon as I started talking about waffles.
...Actually I'm pretty sure I was out of things to say as soon as I started writing this.
Go read the story/stories and have a magical adventure in the land of your fandoms. I promise my stories are more interesting than my profile. Seriously. I swear.
...Go read! Seriously! What do you want? A tap dance? Well I never learned how so you're just going to have to deal! Go ask Claude to tap dance, he's much better at it than I'll ever be. If you got that reference you're also my friend.
Alright. Well, I'm peacing out now. Have fun with the story(s). If you read this whole thing you deserve cookies. Seriously. Go get yourself a cookie for reading this. You've earned it.
(...What time was it when I wrote this? It sounds like I'm high, for God's sake. *facepalm*)
OKAY HERE'S THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
In answer to the question that has been pending for quite some time, yes I am still writing. I've been REALLY busy with other stuff recently, which has led to a semi-hiatus. So here is a profuse apology for how few and far between my updates have been. I'm really sorry guys! Here's a general status update on all of my currently on-going stories:
Bleeding Out: I'm REALLY hoping to get out an update for this story soon! I promise it's not abandoned, it's just that actual plot-oriented stories take quite a bit of thought and energy, and frankly both have been devoted to other things as of late. I MAY and that's a really, REALLY big may have a new chapter out this weekend. MAYBE.
Maybe This Year: This story started off as a little headcanon that proceeded to explode. I have all kinds of ideas for it, and I'll update it as soon as time permits me to write more.
Dirty Little Secret: have inspiration for the next chapter. Lacking time to write it. 'Nuff said.
Waking Nightmare: Most of you guys aren't SnK/AoT fans, but this headcanon of mine refuses to leave my brain alone, so I'm going to write it. Also, in case you hadn't noticed, rewriting canon is my coping mechanism for feels and tragedy and character deaths I can't deal with, so hey I'm going to do that because I don't think I'm ever going to stop sobbing over this pairing. I've been having trouble deciding where I want to start the next chapter, and that's been holding up the writing process.
So there you go. I'll update as soon as life gets less hectic and inspiration (and lack of sleep deprivation) strikes.
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