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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4497604, Profile Updated: 10-29-13
Author has written 9 stories for One Piece, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

I have...nothing of real value to say. People usually list their fandoms and stuff, but...I seriously doubt anyone will actually read this anyway. So...yeah. I like waffles. With whipped cream and blueberries. Or cinnamon sugar. Yeah. Anyone still reading at this point? Wow. Impressed. Would have thought you'd given up as soon as I started talking about waffles. Well...yeah. Dunno what you want from me, or why you're still reading this. Stop. Seriously. There's nothing to even read here! Go read the stories! That's all you really came to my profile for, right? So go read them! Even if I haven't updated in forever! Sorry about that...but sometimes we must do things outside our fandoms and waffles. It's truly a sad thing, isn't it? Sad like tongue depressors. And if you get that reference you're now my friend. If you didn't, meh. Whatever.

...Why are you still here? There's not even anything worth reading here!

Seriously. No point.

This is pointless. You've now wasted at least a minute and a half of your time.


Go read the story(s) (yes I do know story in its plural form is spelled stories.)

What, still here? Why? I was out of things to say as soon as I started talking about waffles.

...Actually I'm pretty sure I was out of things to say as soon as I started writing this.


Go read the story/stories and have a magical adventure in the land of your fandoms. I promise my stories are more interesting than my profile. Seriously. I swear.

...Go read! Seriously! What do you want? A tap dance? Well I never learned how so you're just going to have to deal! Go ask Claude to tap dance, he's much better at it than I'll ever be. If you got that reference you're also my friend.

Alright. Well, I'm peacing out now. Have fun with the story(s). If you read this whole thing you deserve cookies. Seriously. Go get yourself a cookie for reading this. You've earned it.

(...What time was it when I wrote this? It sounds like I'm high, for God's sake. *facepalm*)


In answer to the question that has been pending for quite some time, yes I am still writing. I've been REALLY busy with other stuff recently, which has led to a semi-hiatus. So here is a profuse apology for how few and far between my updates have been. I'm really sorry guys! Here's a general status update on all of my currently on-going stories:

Bleeding Out: I'm REALLY hoping to get out an update for this story soon! I promise it's not abandoned, it's just that actual plot-oriented stories take quite a bit of thought and energy, and frankly both have been devoted to other things as of late. I MAY and that's a really, REALLY big may have a new chapter out this weekend. MAYBE.

Maybe This Year: This story started off as a little headcanon that proceeded to explode. I have all kinds of ideas for it, and I'll update it as soon as time permits me to write more.

Dirty Little Secret: have inspiration for the next chapter. Lacking time to write it. 'Nuff said.

Waking Nightmare: Most of you guys aren't SnK/AoT fans, but this headcanon of mine refuses to leave my brain alone, so I'm going to write it. Also, in case you hadn't noticed, rewriting canon is my coping mechanism for feels and tragedy and character deaths I can't deal with, so hey I'm going to do that because I don't think I'm ever going to stop sobbing over this pairing. I've been having trouble deciding where I want to start the next chapter, and that's been holding up the writing process.

So there you go. I'll update as soon as life gets less hectic and inspiration (and lack of sleep deprivation) strikes.

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Maybe this Year reviews
Adjusting to life in New York was hard. Ace had to get used to a totally different lifestyle, not to mention learning to deal with living half-blind and with the trauma of his last two months in hell. So be it walking into door frames, looking for acceptance in a biased society or learning what it means to actually love, it's going to be a challenge. But at least he's not alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Ace, Marco
MarcoAce week 2014 reviews
My addition to MarcoAce week 2014. Themes for each chapter will be the chapter title, and mentioned somewhere in the author's notes. Net rating of T, but specific warnings posted in each chapter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Marco, Ace
Bleeding Out reviews
Ace sighed. Three weeks. He was going to be gone for three endlessly long weeks. Not to mention this is cutting VERY close to Marco's birthday and, subsequently, the first anniversary of their relationship. All because the damn marines had found some apparently super important logia type devil fruit. What was it again? The Yami Yami no Mi? (MarcoxAce, better than summary)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,684 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ace, Marco, Blackbeard
Jetzt Hier ist Dein Sieg reviews
"Part of me wants to die, Jean." "Which part?" Marco smiled sadly, bitterly, the right side of his face pulled into its permanent gash of a grimace, half the vision in his right eye cut out by scar tissue. "The part that's still alive." (JeanxMarco, Marco lives so kinda AU, lotsa angst, fuck canon with a stick.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Jean K., Marco B.
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Ace and morality parted ways many times in the past. This was no exception, but even he would admit it was WAY off the spectrum of the 'generally socially acceptable.' But hey, moral or not, Ace sure is having a HELL of a lot more fun than anyone else on this ship. (MarcoxAce, ThatchxAce, ThatchxMarcoxAce)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ace, Marco, Thatch
Off to the Races reviews
Ace's life has pretty much always sucked. But he's aiming to change that, even if his methods a little less than tasteful. But after an unfortunate run-in with a cop, Ace is arrested. His lawyer is just about the polar opposite of Ace. But Ace can't help but admire Marco for his clean, simple life, can't help but want to share it. (MarcoxAce, viewer discretion advised)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Ace, Marco - Complete
For Being Perfect reviews
Marco KNOWS something has been bugging Ace, his lover of a little over a month now. It's scaring him. He doesn't know what's wrong and he fears Ace may want to end it, but Ace refuses to talk to him about it. Ace is upset, Marco's worried, and NOBODY's getting ANY sleep until it's figured out. (angsty fluff, MarcoxAce, same universe as Rhapsody on a Windy Night.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Tarot Card Guide reviews
Accompaniment to Bleeding Out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Rhapsody on a Windy Night reviews
It was all Ace's fault, really. He's the one who lost the bet. Just because Izou was rightfully using the power of Ace's debt to him to his full advantage doesn't mean anything. And it's all for Ace's good anyway! Izou KNOWS Ace has been looking for an opportunity like this! Not to mention the fact that it's Marco's birthday, and HELL if Izou doesn't give great gifts.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Ace, Marco - Complete