Valkerian Boomerang
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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4498104, Profile Updated: 10-27-14
Author has written 3 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Minecraft.

Hey guys my name is Valkerian Boomerang

and I'm here to write stories for,you!

Top Ten Most Feared Real Shit:
10. Saltwater
9.Big Fish
8.Tackle Bait
7.The 70's
6.Running out of sunflower seeds
5. Religion
4.When people scare me
3.Darkness
2.SPIDERS
1.Total Silence in loud places

Top Ten Most Feared Fake Shit:
10. When people pair Villains with the good guys
9.My Imagination
8.Horror Movies
7.TV at Night
6. A shitload of Pokedex Entries
5. Graphic Fan draw Characters
4. Improper Grammar
3. Yaoi between obviously straight characters
2.Those re-post or die messages
1.Fangirls/Fanboys

Top Ten Most Liked Real Shit:
10.Frisbee
9.Digging Holes
8.Negitive Numbers
7.Playing Violent Games
6.Throwing Acorns at people
5.Mah Kittehs
4.NOT breaking my Laptop
3.Music
2.Fanfiction
1.Reading

Top Ten Most Liked Fake Shit:
10.Pokemon
9.Yu-Gi-Oh
8.Teen Titans (the new show SUCKS)
7.Digimon
6.Movies
5.Television
4.Video Games
3.My Imagination
2.Anime
1.Pairings!!!!

Pairings I Support:

Pokemon: Pokeshipping, Advancedshipping (Mah Fav), Latios x Ash

Digimon: Kari x TK

Yu-Gi-Oh: Jaden x Alexis, Jaden x Blair, Chazz x Blair (Pleeeeeease write some), Syrus x OC, Yugi x Tai,Mokuba x Rebecca, Yuma x Tori,

Yusei x Akiza

Super Smash Bros: Kirby x Samus (WE NEED MOAR!!!) ,Link x Samus,Sonic x Samus,Roy x Samus,A LOT more x Samus

Legend of Zelda: LINK X SARIA 4 EVA WHOOO, Dark Link x Saria

Pairing I HATE:

Yu-Gi-Oh: Zane x Alexis

Digimon: DAVVVIS

Pokemon: Iris x Ash

LoZ: ZELLLLDA!!!

I'll finish that later...I'm off to play Ty The Tasmanian Tiger on Playstation 2 Bye:P

Where do I live?: Setats Detinu,Aidrolf (Backwards)

Hopefully this account can have some great stories of hardship,love,humor,action,ect.

My quote is: Heroes may fall,but they never die.

12/1/13: Hey guys,I'm back from the dead, rawr brainz,but seriously after losing my password,then just plain out forgetting my secondary account, I'm back! Yeah.I plan to upload a bit more,school's a bitch,but I can manage.Just wanted to say.

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To Catch A Shooting Star by NotProcrastinating reviews
He was supposed to destroy that stupid little girl- Problem was she wasn't anymore. Through the problematic conflicts called, "love", Bill will do anything to catch the Shooting Star that only seems to get farther and farther away from his reach. MaBill.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Mabel P., Bill
Hypothermia by EleaDancingOnAPin reviews
Symptoms include shivering when she touches you, your mind freezing after just one thought of her, loss of coordination so you look like a spaz at all the wrong times, and difficulty speaking when she says your name. White Rose AU, some other pairings on the side.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna]
Reality by Evil-Ekat reviews
After waking up from a coma, Mabel's memories of the past three months are gone. She finds that her brother is acting strange, while Bill is the opposite. Unable to pick a side, and on the brink of loosing what little sanity she can cling to, she makes like the journal and trusts no one. But how long can it last? Winner of Jameer14's story of the year and best drama. Border-line M
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,179 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Bill, Mabel P.] Dipper P., Gideon - Complete
The Last Song by TheKiro reviews
The hero escaped the golden kingdom after his sanity couldn't take the nightmares anymore. Now it was the duty of a youthful sage to soothe the demon with her sacred voice. A lullaby which protected the kingdom of Hyrule until a stranger appeared; selfish enough to claim her as his own - the hero's shadow who unexpectedly, unwillingly became their new savior... Saria/Dark Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,328 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Saria, Dark Link - Complete
Gun X Sword: The Lost Region by Devi77
It's the sequel to Gun X Sword: The Adventure Continues as it features the ongoing story of Van and his companions as they are near frozen territory while going up against the House of Feanor
GUNxSWORD - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,574 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012
Behind The Mask by Alisi Thorndyke reviews
Pacifica's seemingly perfect life is full of demons no one knows about and there is only one boy who can help her face them and escape her personal hell if only she just opens up to him. Dipper/Pacifica pairing. Rated T for cutting, blood, and abuse. (Cover photo by Cheerlei on DA)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,027 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Let's meet again by cutiedestroyer reviews
After growing up with her grandfather, Adelie decides to explore space once more. While being on her own she remembers a certain man that helped her to found her family, so she decides to look for him and thank him. (Based on Spaced Dandy Ep. 5)
Space Dandy/スペース☆ダンディ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Space Dandy, QT, Meow, Adelie - Complete
Story of my Life by screamlikeabanshee reviews
Isabel Lizewski wasn't expecting much when she moved in with her cousin, Dave, and her uncle. Becoming a superhero was not something she thought would happen. Neither was everything that happened because of it. Red Mist/OC
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,041 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete
Steam by untitledmind reviews
In which Misty must teach Ash a lesson about leaving the bathroom door open. A sexy one-shot, AAML. Not really a lemon. But I'm sure you'll enjoy! Pokeshipping, strong T.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
In the Unknown World by LittleMissMidnight reviews
In The Unknown World, Pokemon have become myths, gyms no longer exist and being a pokemon master is nothing but a fairytale. Ash has lost this plus the only woman he loved dearly. What hurts the most is that he was the blame of everything for the fall of that unknown world. Advanceshipping. AU Other ships: Ikari, Wishful, Restless.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,001 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
The Chibis Shall Rise by KrazyKat12 reviews
Marth wakes up one morning to find a package for him. What's inside? A living, breathing, 1-foot tall chibi Marth, and Ike. But Marth's not the only one to recieve a chibi, many other smashers have their own as well. Are these little guys just some innocent gift from someone? Or is it a sinister plot to take over the Mansion? WARNING: EXTREME CUTENESS INSIDE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Marth - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Gotta Catch 'Em All by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
Link, a 10 year old boy from Kokiri Forest can finally begin his Pokemon Journey. Join him and his friends as they travel the land of Hyrule, discovering new Pokemon and defeating gym leaders as they make their way to the Pokemon League.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Link
Phone Call by PrincessCeliel reviews
Let's just say, Kid Flash and Jinx have a very private talk over the communicator. And, hypothetically speaking, maybe every hero who has a communicator might have, kinda, sorta, maybe been listening to the conversation. Maybe. It's all hypothetically speaking, of course. Right? Rated T for some suggestive material.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Super Smash: Ultimate by Robs The Universal Warrior reviews
The Smashers have beaten Tabuu and finished the Smash Tournament! Master hand opens a mansion for the smashers to stay for the next tournament. But like always there are new smashers joining the tournament! So buckle yourself in for a new story with new people! OC accepting! Rated T for Safety
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012
Strings by Tippet reviews
Two years pass before Arrietty returns to Sho.
Arrietty/借りぐらしのアリエッティ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Arrietty, Shō - Complete
Gun X Sword: The Adventure Continues by Devi77 reviews
This story takes place five years after the defeat of the Claw. Van visits Wendy in Evergreen, runs into bad guys, and talks about marriage. There's also the mystery of Van's past that is featured in it, so enjoy the show!
GUNxSWORD - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Complete
Jailed by IncestuousChinchillas reviews
Oneshot. Locked up in a tiny cell in the Sacred Realm, Dark Link decides to exact small revenge on his captors by annoying his guard. Saria/Dark. Not a crackfic... Rated for minor swearing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Saria, Dark Link - Complete
A Day in the Life by XxBloodsbanexX reviews
Everyone thinks they know the story. Pac-Man waka-waka's across the screen, eluding the pursuing ghosts who try to thwart his efforts. But have you ever wondered how it really is? How about how Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde feel about the whole situation?
Pac-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
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Sky Versus Squid reviews
Rated T for Graphic Scenes,Blood,Death, And Strong Language. Sky Island is invaded by The Squid Army,The Sky army fights back. I do not own Minecraft nor do I own any youtubers in this story.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
A Trip to North Dakota reviews
The Smashers go on a trip to where you ask? North Dakota! What chaos will happen,who will pair up,why is Crazy Hand so Crazy I honestly don know. ::WARNING:: Crack fiction Rated M for Adult Humor,Suggestive References, Chuck Norris, Strong Language, and Idiots
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Ike, Kirby
The Unexpected Evening reviews
Kirby and Samus are one of two pairs who have been selected to test Crazy Hand's new map. Boardering Crack-Fiction Rated T for: Mild Language,Adult Situations,Violence, and Moonshine
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Kirby, Samus A. - Complete