The Never Yielding Queen
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Hello reader! This is our beloved author, who is single if any of you guys are interested ;). Anyway if any of you are here for any of the previous stories I had posted, well I'm sorry to say but I deleted them. I'm so sorry if you guys like one of them, but they were just wrong wrong WRONG! I just couldn't let myself attempt to continue them and not to mention the first few chapters I posted each story were terrible. Anyway right now I am working on a new story for Naruto (It's a anime/manga, it's pretty good so you guys should watch it!). That story is going to take a while, but I'm all ears for any storylines you guys want me to write on the side. If you guys really really want me to continue one of the stories I deleted, just message me and I'll think about it. Kisses and till next time, my darlings.

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Midnight Sun by Winnieflutters reviews
Without the Foundation the Great Tree would fall. In order for it to stand strong, changes must be made. Namikaze Naruto must battle for his own identity as he steps out of the shadows to bring the teachings of the Foundation to the very top. He has no room for weakness or hesitation. When you slit a man's throat in the name of the village, you do not falter. Even if it is your own
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 15h ago - Published: 2/25 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Danzō S.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,818 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,262 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
You Saved Me by Dorianimeyaoilover reviews
Gaara has no connection with others except bonds of hate. But what happens if he is saved by our favorite blonde in an orange jumpsuit? How will this event change things? Chunin Exam Arc. Yaoi NaruGaa, Don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/17 - Naruto U., Gaara
SASUKE:Shoujo Beat NARUTO by Tsuki96Megumi reviews
He blames Tsunade for the example, Sakura for insisting his body needed time off, Iruka for being one of the Hokage's soft spot, Sai for actually smiling sincerely and Kakashi for just being Kakashi through the whole ordeal. He blames the sixth Hokage most, Uzumaki Naruto. "Dobe, I'll f*****g kill you for this!" [Full Summary Inside]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/9 - Sasuke U., OC
Tenketsu by AlmostElectric reviews
361 days, but he's nowhere. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/19 - Naruto U.
The Snake's Apprentice by Transformette
Team Orochimaru's days before he left Konoha - exploring Anko's past and showing the snake Lord from a slightly different side ;) Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Anko M., Tsunade S.
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 418,774 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai
The Lost Clan of Whirpool by The Open-Eyed Day Dreamer reviews
Every single shinobi nation thought that this clan was wiped out from the face of of the shinobi world... Oh how wrong they were. The dreaded and most powerful clan to ever walk in this world is back from nearly twenty years of extinction. And when they seek their lost prince to take him back to his rightful home, not everything goes according to plan...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,958 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Naru Chronicles by DeanSamWinchester reviews
If she had been able to defeat him then maybe she wouldn't be like this and she wouldn't be stuck in having to fulfil a promise that hurt her. Now, she was going to drag him back home and teach him what happens to people who betrayed one Naru Uzumaki. Who said she was a forgiving person?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Team Seven
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 304,696 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Saving The World by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito lives in the streets of Konoha, not caring how corruption is slowly tearing the nation apart. Out of whim, he saves three orphans, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, who won't leave his side now. The kids, having enough how the world is dying, decide to turn Obito into the hero that the world needs, the masked man hero, Tobi! Alternate Universe. (Remake)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/13 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Ocean Ripples by N.A. Nery reviews
Yamanaka Ino was carelessly tossed aside for a certain Uchiha boy. This was war. What if Ino was placed in Team 7? A lot would change of course, considering the fact that she didn't even like Sasuke, nor did she hate Naruto. In fact, if anyone made her maternal instincts go berserk, it was him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,092 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ino Y., Sasuke U.
The Things I Do for You by FearlessTiger reviews
It's the small sacrifices Itachi makes for Sasuke that speak of how much he loves him, and maybe the laughing and teasing, but that will remain a secret. 'Itachi, we've been through this. I'm not gay' Non-mass Uchiha brothers love and SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Namikaze Naruto: The Peace Seeker by Robert Mulaudzi reviews
Naruto was supposed to be on a training trip with Jiraiya. What happens when he runs away from Jiraiya and meets someone who trains him, and natures him to the path of peace?..Smart-powerful Naruto...AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,584 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/1 - Naruto U.
Inari's Prayer by Aerotyl reviews
Sequel to The Namikaze Legend. What if Sarutobi Hiruzen sealed the Kyuubi instead of Namikaze Minato? Naruto grows up with a family but is that all that changed? Who is this masked man and who is that cloaked figure? Read to find out! Partially AU Long awaited Narusaku and other minor pairings, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Konoha no San Yuri by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,556 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Starting Small by njking24 reviews
Time travel is strange. Waking up in your body at age six is stranger. The smallest of people can create the biggest of changes, and a six year old Uzumaki Naruto while especially small, still has the mind of an adult meaning the changes he makes are bound to felt the world over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Losers by Dragon6 reviews
A simple invite by Kiba has changed the ways things are. Add Shikamaru & Choji in the mix and you have a group of guys who have each others back. What then grow from academy losers to amazing shinobi of Konoha. NO YOAI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,987 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,879 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Fox Sage by harleyknight reviews
AU Fem-Naruto. Minato, Obito and all the Uchiha live! - When Konoha is put at risk from a powerful threat, can Naruto overcome her inner demon and unleash her full power? Will the Yellow Flashes protect their village at any cost? 17th chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change Obito's views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, Kushina U.
Return of Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
Well here it is, the sequel to my Naruto Hatake story be sure to read that first or you'll just be lost. The continuing adventures of Naruto, adopted son of Kakashi. Various pairings inside mainly Naruto/Hinata, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,027 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,975 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,892 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,987 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Everyone has darkness: Countdown to Apocalypse by Darthemius reviews
Part two of the series. Naruto has returned... Where? When? How? New enemies, new plans, new goals, new outfit. M for every word. Mega crossover. Strong suggestion: Read part one first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,161 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: After Story by Raziel12 reviews
The war is over. Peace has arrived. Naruto is Hokage. A series of snippets about what life might be like after the war. Chapter 2: The extra credit program is a way for enterprising academy students to gain greater experience in the field while picking up a few extra marks. Each week features a different jounin supervisor. This week's supervisor? Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Eroninja by The Lemon Sage reviews
Naruto is given a scroll containing the secrets of making women fall for him, a scroll he uses at first on the women around him but soon on the shinobi world as a whole, giving birth to the Eroninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,594 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Dollhouse by Kyarra Iyono reviews
The Uchiha family was perfect. Everyone says so. The kids got good grades and the parents made good money. They were always happy and smiling, they never said anything bad about anyone. They were just so perfect. Except for when the curtains were closed and the doors were locked. That's when they don't have to pretend to be dolls anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/16 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
[Time Travel] When 12-year-old Naruto inexplicably finds himself four years in the future, he must navigate through a maze of half-truths and terrible revelations in his quest to return home. Everything and everyone that he knows has changed, and war looms. Yet the worst part of all of this is being left behind and in the dark. Getting home again may require breaking a few rules.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,414 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U./Tobi, Team Seven
To Defy Destiny by Blueavatar reviews
The Fourth Shinobi World War had gone badly. After ten years, the allies' army is decimated and on the verge of defeat. Left with little other choice, Naruto and Hinata are sent back in time using an untested jutsu. Once there, they must use their abilities and knowledge to make sure that their dark future never comes to pass. Time Travel. AU. NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,966 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Mistakes That He Made by SimplyUnmistakable reviews
AU Something goes wrong with the Moon Plan and Obito is thrown back in time, back in his twelve years old body. It's another chance, but a chance to rethink your decisions doesn't mean you'll end up making the good ones. Obito/Rin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 70,185 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [Obito U./Tobi, Rin] Kakashi H.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 590,670 - Reviews: 8426 - Favs: 5,801 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/16 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Liturgy of the Hours by Guilty Bird reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... Psychopath!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/28 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage, unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating academy at the age of seven is first step, become seal master is the second. Unexpectedly he had found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi & Shisui tagging along the way. His goal? Living up to his clan's legacy and fighting to earn his rightful place in Konoha.NO PAIRING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,976 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Tale of the Setting Sun by Guilty Bird reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,277 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
As the Last Leaf Falls by AlmostElectric reviews
With one day, one friend and one chance, Naruto finds himself dragged into the haphazard schemes of a dead Uchiha – shame that the ocean of time isn't any more "still water" than it is "soul crushing whirlpool". No pairings, post Invasion of Pain arc, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,947 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Anko's Apprentice by Yamamato reviews
The Chunin Exams would have ended a lot differently if Anko had been Naruto's teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Peeping Fox by Etc Flip reviews
A chance encounter between a hermit and a prankster ends up changing Naruto's life. Rather than growing up alone, our favorite blond hero ends up being raised by Jiraiya, his godfather! Ladies beware! The peeping fox has come to stare! R/R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,940 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That by Orlissa reviews
Drabble collection, with every genre and character you can imagine : updated daily
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1003 - Words: 206,319 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rose H. - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/23 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū
Life of a Jinchuriki by sofeyrose reviews
How would a Fem! Naruto grow up without the help of the Third or the Ichirakus? How would it affect her reaction to the news of being Kyuubi's Jinchuriki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/20 - Utakata, Naruko U.
The Fourth's World by dripley11 reviews
ANBU report. Date: October 11. Casualties from Kyuubi assault: 67 Jounin, 89 Chuunin, 61 Genin, Civilian count unknown at this moment (Will be adjusted once count is finalized). Kyuubi assault has severely damaged Konoha's combat effectiveness. No greater loss than our previous Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi. If there has been any good, it is that Yondaime-sama has survived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Wind Whirlpool by enRei reviews
The Konoha's Namikaze-Uzumaki family consist of over-protective Flash, laid-back Habanero and lovable Knucklehead. Can you imagine their everyday life, filled with possible suitors, family and friendly interactions, and growing up? Beware the OOC, slight AU, unavoidable BL, MinaKushi, SasuNaru, NaruHina and biju time travel. GEN fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
A Reason To Live by chrizsanz reviews
He hated her. She hated him. They both devoted their lives to seek revenge. They both have lost themselves in the darkness of hate and self destruction. But maybe, they can save each other and give them a reason to live. Epic length. Naruto/FemSasuke. . Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/11 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Underestimated by Marquise de Nile reviews
Parody. The night Konoha was founded, Madara parties hard. A man has a right to relax every once in a while, right? Inspired by chapter 664.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Madara U. - Complete
Flower Pollen Snow by Guilty Bird reviews
[Slice of Life] A world in which Danzō sacrificed himself. A world in which Naruto and Sasuke grew up with their families, and in which Sakura never knew her parents. People live as they should have lived and lose what they should have never lost, in a world of flowers that fall like snow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/1 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Nine is the Lucky Number by Kintokun reviews
Nine jinchuuriki from different backgrounds and different villages. Yet they all have the same problem. Most hate humanity since they've been betrayed by it. Either that or they've fought for acceptance. All of them however must band together to fight the forces of the Akatsuki as well as their own villages. The power of the tailed beasts resides within them and with it their fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Naruto U., Yugito N., Utakata, Yagura
Wanna Bet? by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
The ultimate shinobi power. Gambling. A drabble story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Ways to Wake a Naruto by minatochan2 reviews
Minato Namikaze has fought the Kyuubi and cheated death, but his hardest challenge lies in getting his son up in the morning. Crackfic. A.U. No pairings. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/11 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Who's King? by Glassstar93 reviews
Sasuke rules Konoha High school, but what happens when the previous King arrives? Chaos is the only obvious answer. Who will be the King in the end? Sasuke or the returning King? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Misconstrued Text by itsbittersweet reviews
Sai likes reading. Sai likes helping friends. Sometimes Sai just doesn't get it. (stupid little Team 7 drabbles)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Naruto Uzumaki: Great Toad Sage by The Great Sage of Fire reviews
What if Naruto was taken bye Jiraiya at birth to train at mount myobouku. Naruhina romance in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Embraced By Crimson by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The Sandaime recognized Naruto's precocious talent for being a shinobi and accelerated his learning. Years later, the boy is a highly respected and famous jonin of Konoha. As events unfold around him Naruto is dragged into the inner workings of the village and forced to step up or be washed away in the ensuing madness. Strong!Naruto. Starts at the Wave Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/15 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Demonic Changes by Amusebeard reviews
Minato looked at his wife, who despite having just given birth was still fighting against the Kyuubi. Then he looked at his son, who was just clapping his hands happily at seeing his mother restraining the great beast. Maybe, thought the Hokage, he already has enough physical chakra... Smart!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,661 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
What Dreams May Come by Aurora BoreAlice reviews
A bloody Konohamaru stumbles through the gates alone with grim news. Akatsuki have Naruto. Can they make it in time, or has Konoha lost it's loud mouthed hyperactive ninja for good? Rated T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sakura by 8Dwriter-in-training8D reviews
20 year-old Sakura Haruno stood there, staring in shock. The last thing she remembered was the War and that leaded to the destruction of Konoha... and now she's literally staring into the eyes of the past. "Who are you! Why are you in my house! And why do you look like me!" a twelve year old Sakura pointed at her. "Sasuke-kun!" "Kami I used to be so annoying!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,225 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 3,819 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Return of the Kiiroi Kitsune by Sue-Drae reviews
Sequel to A Chance to Change. Please read that first or you will get confused. Four years after Naruto and Hinata's wedding, Naruto prepares for the Akatsuki to make their first move... Again. Timetravel, NaruHina, SasuSaku, other pairings by vote
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Lightning by FearlessTiger reviews
Between lightning, thunder and rain, Sasuke realizes how important his teammates really are to him. And, who knows, perhaps being himself around them won't be so bad. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faceless by AlSmash reviews
To be a Shinobi is to be a master of deception and manipulation. What if the Naruto everyone knew was a deliberate and carefully crafted lie designed to fool everyone? Now faced with the fact that the illusion can no longer be held, Naruto has discarded the lie and decided to show his embracing of the Shinobi way. Intelligent Naruto. CRA used as a political weapon. No Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,263 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Happy Endings by KillerPen reviews
Naruto had forgiven him for leaving the village, betraying her and almost killing her. So according to that line of logic, what he had planned to obtain her as his wife would be forgiven as well. More drama/romance/humor than an Icha Icha book. Please read and REVIEW. SasukexFem!Naruto. LOOKING FOR A BETA FOR THIS STORY PLEASE PM IF INTERESTED !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
False Memories by Relden Calder reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,114 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
White Day by KillerPen reviews
"Aren't you going to ask what else I'm here to do dobe? I said I came here to do various things." Sasuke said, eyes darkening while he advanced toward her. "What else are you here to do?" Naruto parroted nervously as Sasuke came toward her. "I'm here to seduce you dobe." SasuxFem!Naru sexy little oneshot, some language. Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Family Dynamics by KillerPen reviews
Minato gazed at her and made a promise to himself that he would protect her from any enemy she may have. He wouldn't let his enemies target his little girl. But, little did he know that the real threat was much closer to home. Fluffy/Funny family moments for the first couple of chapters. Later Sasuke will go head to head with Minato to win Naruto's heart. SasuxFem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari]
To Be Real Yet Fake by PkmnTrainerArceus reviews
This story has a realistic Naruto character who gradually dislikes Konoha more and more. Kyuubi will not be good, but will help Naruto. Villagers will sabotage Naruto subtly, not "Get the Demon!" shouted a drunk villager. Naruto will be one of the few ninja who uses deception. Naruto will have an unorthodox advancement through the ranks of Ninja. Rated T for Blood and Violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Life of Firsts by randomgirldadada reviews
"I didn't say that. I simply meant that I wasn't the one to ddefeat the Nine Tailed Fox." "Then who did?" "Kushina Uzumaki." What if Kushina had been the one to seal the nine tailed fox into Naruto? Now Minato has to raise his son alone and lead him through all his first experiences in life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Prodigy: Season 1 by AFriendlyNeighborhoodDog2 reviews
Naruto is the only person to become a Konoha Genin at the age of six besides Hatake Kakashi. Strong, Smart!Naruto, someOOC!NarutoCharacters, Dark!Naruto, Genius!Naruto, Senjutsu!Naruto. (Sorry if the reviews are off!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Undisclosed Operations: Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Stealing the forbidden scroll held more consequences than Naruto initially expected as he is offered a position within the dark side of the village. Grey/specialist Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,156 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Naruto U.
The Lies and Times of Naruto Uzumaki by Gremlin Jack reviews
A series of flukes led to Naruto graduating a year early, but passing his secret genin test when the rest of his team failed. Now he's joining Kakashi's Team 7, after having spent the year working under Ibiki Morino and his lovely assistant Anko Mitarashi. Sequel to "Ibiki's Apprentice" by May Wren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Specter of Konoha by Frostfyre Fox reviews
Naruto endeavors to ascend through the ninja world with a focus on stealth and assassination, the true paradigm of a ninja after being apprenticed to Jiraiya. As his journey continues Naruto stumbles upon many secrets long hidden and brings them to light, all while the world around him starts to notice exactly who he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Reality of Uzumaki's Life by Glassstar93 reviews
Naruto may show himself as an optimistic, idiotic, and never giving up, but is that the truth. No one knows the actual truth about Uzumaki Naruto. You will be one of the first to know the actual reality of Uzumaki's life and see behind his mask.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013
Diary Of Nine Tales by kamizon reviews
Kyuubi grows through the years journeying the world. He has great adventures and a few stories to tell. Who does he meet and how does he affect their world? This story is not strictly x-over material. A multi-universe parody fic turning things my way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama
How Dare You! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Hinata wakes up in the past, and reacts badly – for her kidnapper anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Bonds Forged Early On by AURyuichi-san reviews
What if that day when Naruto saw Sasuke at the Dock, he did more than walk by? What if Naruto had sat next to Sasuke that day? How would this change the two of them if they had become friends early on? How would things change? No pairings yet, please r & r
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,730 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Two Hearts, One Soul by Titokhan reviews
Naruto has defeated Pain and returned to the village. Everyone is waiting for him. But he's looking for someone in particular. Chapters 1-5 condensed into 2 chapters. Some new content added in revisions, with chapters 6-9 re-numbered 3-6.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I'm Home by RheizeL reviews
"Welcome back bastard." He heard Naruto murmured after a few seconds. He smiled. It's nice to hear those words again. Yes, he's back, and he won't go anywhere anymore. Rated T for cursing only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Found by Epsilion reviews
Hiruzen and Jiraiya desperately search for Minato, Kushina and their newborn child after the Kyuubi mysteriously disappears that fateful night. Character Death eminent. ((Quickly Written One-Shot/I-Survived-Midterms piece! I'm back! :D))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Hiruzen S., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Tobirama's Fault by Mnsk reviews
The four reanimated Hokage discuss whose fault it was that they here fighting their descendants. Senju Tobirama agrees with all of them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Band-Aid by TooWeirdToLive-TooRareToDie reviews
Kakashi watches over Naruto, and decides one day to talk to the young, four year old boy after being mistreated by some of the villagers. What does the little boy do when he sees a cut on Kakashi's hand?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Where I Want You by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
"Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet. Ya thought an angel swept ya off your feet. Well I'm about to turn up the heat, I'm here for your entertainment." He was a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I knew better right from the beginning. That's why when I ended up shoved against the wall, I shouldn't have been surprised. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Promising Future from the Past by narukyuubimode reviews
Naruto's transported away from the Fourth Great Ninja War back to the time of the Kyuubi attack. With his knowledge of the nearing future, will he be able to have his younger self repeat the trials while he changes his future for the better? Or will things only go wrong the second time around?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,087 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Without Innocence by The Strange Writer reviews
Naruto kept his promise, but will it be enough- will it work? Shion is desperate to secure her having an heir, but nothing is easy, especially when the choosen father is either unknowing or not around. Are all promises kept? ShionXNaruto, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,412 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruto U., Shion
Rewriting the Past by jbriz reviews
Everything was gone. With one attack, Madara had wiped out everything I held dear. I was about ready to give up, but then I was offered another chance. A chance to do it all over again. A chance to save everyone. Time travel. good Kyuubi, Pairings: Mina/Kushi, Naru/Hina (later on), others to follow. rated T for violence, some language, and minor mature references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,745 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,115 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto has a What! by Drindrak reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. Series of loosely connected drabbles/oneshots. T for possible language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Fū, Rōshi
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9458 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 6,277 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pillars of Sand by ThisIsMyGuise reviews
I was just going to have to get used to the agonising pain and heartache. It was going to be constantly there. It would stalk me, pierce my heart and let my blood spurt out of its veins, every time I had to see him. Even a person as stubborn as I was, couldn't force him to love me like I loved him.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,938 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Enigma by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
A year after Rose dies in LS, she is sent back to Earth as Lissa's bond mate, with one caveat. She can't tell anyone who she is. Waking up in the court's infirmary as a moroi princess was the last thing Rose expected and even more shocking is that her newly assigned guardian is none other than her former lover. Can Dimitri fall in love with her soul again despite her new status?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,608 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Konoha Hangover by Thatsexifilipina reviews
58 bottles of sake later...Naruto and the others wake up in different places with different problems...Why was Naruto naked on top of The Hokage Monument? No one remembers. Naruhina, Sasusaku, Nejiten, Saiino, And Shikatema. Rated M for cursing and mentions of lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Spiral by SydneyIvashkov062 reviews
How will Zoe's arrival affect Sydney, Adrian, and the rest of the Palm Springs group? Set a few days after the end of TIS. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bloodlines series. PLEASE NOTE: There is going to be a lot of Sydrian. Duh! Anyway, if you don't ship Sydney and Adrian not only should you not read this story, I hereby banish you from my circle of friendship. Enjoy!
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
The Rokudaime's Friends 1-Hinata by Kolsake reviews
What are the many different scenarios that could happen with Naruto as the Rokudaime Hokage? Well let's see! Be prepared to see different sides of Naruto, those you may be familiar with and those you may not, i'll only write more if that's the wish of the fans, taking requests for new chapters and some challenges. . Every chapter is a different world. This time it's Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tales Of Konoha's Heroes by Chelty-Chan reviews
[Multi-chap sequel to the one-shot 'Marry Me'] The lives of the Konoha 12 and others after the war... who says shinobi can't have their own happily ever afters? Genres: Drama/romance/humor. NaruHina, Uzumaki family fluff. some SasuSaku NejiTen Different Narutoverse. mostly NARUHINA. Different storyline from Canon. T for Teeth-rotting Fluff... with an actual story plot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Secret Hearts by coffeeluver13 reviews
I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR BLOODLINES OR THERE CHARACTERS! Taken place after Indigo Spell! Sydney, Adrian, and the rest of the gang have to stay secretive when Zoe arrives in palm springs. And it doesn't help the situation very much when Ian shows up and declares his love for Sydney. This is my first story on Fan Fiction! Review and Favorite! NOW COMPLETE!
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Gift by silverstargazer reviews
Realizing Naruto would never make the first move to start a relationship with Hinata, the three kunoichis of Konoha 11 decided to lend a hand to the shy Hyuuga so she could drop hints at the love of her life. Everything is going well, until Tenten decides to upgrade their 'gift' and Neji invites the guys over to the Hyuuga mansion. (Supposedly a oneshot) [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,286 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Forgetting Him by Badass Hathaway reviews
How will Rose forget Dimitri once he leaves? Rose is strong and refuses to cry and mope. She turns to training as a mean to cope. What happends when she is assigned a new mentor? A hot, sexy new Mentor.. What happends when Dimitri eventually comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Mission Accomplished by The Authorman reviews
Sarutobi realizes that Naruto will never have a normal childhood, not when he has the Kyuubi locked inside him. To this end, he assigns ANBU to guard and mentor the boy. After all, they aren't normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
The Hunting Trip by purplemidnight reviews
Abe and Janine take Dimitri on the dreaded hunting trip
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Dimitri B.
Team Itachi by Killer of thy Cookies reviews
What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi. Other AU elements. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 155,092 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 5,449 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Flames & Whirlpools by Oh My Kira reviews
Instead of Sasuke, Naruto saved Karin during the Chunin Exams in the Forest of Death. He unknowingly changed the future of both him & Karin... How will this impact his future, now that he has the sexy red-head by his side? Lemons! NaruKarin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Karin
Adrian & Me Makes Three by iAMhisHOLLYWOODdream reviews
Many things in my life happened unplanned. I never planned on falling in love with a moroi. I never planned on my sister walking in on me and said moroi. I certainly never planned on getting pregnant. Now I need a plan on how I'm going to stop my sister from tattling, my boyfriend from going crazy, and protect the moroi princess all while battling morning sickness. Post TIS.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Suprise by iAMhisHOLLYWOODdream reviews
For nearly six months Zoe has been working with her sister as an alchemist in Palm Springs, only it seems like her sister is distracted from her duties. Finally deciding to do something about her sister's weird behavior Zoe follows her for a day and discovers something she wasn't quite expecting.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sensei? Who? Me? by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
[Post series] Naruto causes Tsunade some headaches and now the Hokage is looking for payback. The Result? 23 year old Naruto gets a genin team. A small window into Naruto's life as a Jounin-sensei. Story consists of independent arcs. OC for genins. They are NOT kids of the Konoha 11. Join Naruto as he passes on his Will of Fire
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Golden Ages by Tsume Yuki reviews
Waking up from his battle with Naruto, the last thing Sasuke expected was to land back in the golden old days of team seven, face to face with the girl he just killed. Timetravel SasuNaru FemNaruto NaruSasu DISCONTINUED due to manga ruining plot. Being rewrote under 'Run Devil Run'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Talk by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
It's a bond in which every father looks forward to telling his son: The key roll and facts of becoming a man. This just happens to be the same "talk" every teenager dreads. (rated M for saftey)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Post-The Indigo Spell One-Shots by SavannahKristen reviews
A series of scenes of all sorts that take place after The Indigo Spell. Shenanigans ensued. Read at your own risk.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sydney S., Adrian I.
Leave the past behind by JojjoB reviews
A Sydrian story. Adrian's POV. When Sydney Sage goes missing, Adrian Ivashkov is the only one who never stops looking for her.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,313 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
Parody by LiquidGoldRose reviews
Just some scenes that I made funnier. First chapter I thought of when reading Last Sacrifice. It's just stupidly funny stuff. Sorry for my horrible sense of humour. Please read and review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Rose H.
The Indigo Spell by runnergirl33 reviews
If Sydney thought life was about to get any easier, she was wrong. Things spiral out of control as magical and vampiric forces hunt Sydney and the gang. Sydney is starting to learn the truth, about herself, the ex Alchemist Marcus Finch and things she tries to keep secret are leaking out. Will she be able to keep her magic secret from the Alchemists?
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sydney S.
Army of Nine by Kiiam reviews
Naruto, Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito, Gaara. Nine hosts, nine demons. One of the nine decides to bring all the jinchuriki together. What would it have been like if the Jinchuriki had been there to look out for one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,178 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
The Legendary Three by Lady Kale reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
The Chronicles of Courting One Uzumaki Naruto by enRei reviews
'In order to escape the self-proclaimed tag of being a socially stunned, suicidal emo; I, Uchiha Sasuke, decided to start this journal. Hoping it will make me luckier in my attempts. Whoever is reading this and yes Itachi, I'm on to you- die in my misery. For these are the chronicles of courting one Uzumaki Naruto- my best friend and the love of my life.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Surrender by after-eightt reviews
One night Bella is left alone home while Edward is hunting. She gets unexpected visitor and her life changes dramatically. Sorry, suck in summaries. Read to know more ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,862 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
Therapy by 9foxgrl reviews
After Sasuke tells him that his goal is to kill his brother Naruto believes that Sasuke needs therapy. Luckily he's a certified psychiatrist!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vengeance by missing nin reviews
After years away from Konoha, Naruto finally returned and completed his revenge. His actions sent a warning shot to the rest of the ninja world. The New Whirlpool had risen to be regarded as a threat. Now the remnants of Konoha, aided by a semi-united ninja world, seek revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,991 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
After Hours by Secretly Immortal reviews
The club was nice, at the very least, but so was the woman pressed up against her backside, nearly sticking her hands down her pants. Not that she minded.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Real Monster by Shadenight123 reviews
Monster. He was Monster. On one side, the happy bright family of the Minato Namikaze, the fourth Hokage, on the other, Monster. Four years of hell in orphanage, one year in Root, and finally five years in Kumo. Still, will he get over his traumas, or will his traumas bring him to deeper pits of darkness? Naru-Shizuka Chap-26onwards . Sad story. Finished. Dojutsu!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 395,437 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 8,872 - Follows: 8,494 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,353 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Over Drinks by Take it Easy reviews
Naruto and Shikamaru reflect on life over a bottle of Sake after a hard day's work. Naru/Hina, Shika/Temari, Sak/Lee. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perverted Seal Masters by Diablo42 reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya return to Konoha after a very different three year trainning trip. Naruto/Harem, Jiraiya/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
CRACK FIC MADNESS ONE SHOTS! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Plenty of crack one shots just for your amusement people. Formerly How Naruto Got Sasuke To Come Back To Konoha. xSTILL CRACKx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,475 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Tale of Namikaze Naruto by Osirous reviews
There are many heroes in the world. Sung and unsung, reluctant and willing. This is the tale of someone who was neither. This is the tale of Namikaze Naruto. An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, powerful, perverted, witty Naruto. *Naruto/?*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,842 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
One Short Day by Orlissa reviews
During a diplomatic visit to London, Lissa convinces Rose to spend some quality time in the city with her. Award one-shot for crazyvampirefan
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why You NEVER Give Naruto Sweets! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
"I will murder that kid!" Asuma yelled angrily. "He took Asuma's lighter didn't he?" Kakashi asked Kurenai. "And a pair of my underwear." Kurenai added. Kakashi blinked. "I'm not going to ask how he managed to do that." Kakashi stated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,396 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
A New Team Seven, An Unexpected Sensei I by riderofsmaug reviews
Sarutobi Hiruzen made a slight change to the graduation teams. He chose a different sensei too, one that no one expected. No one ever guessed that his choice would create a legendary team, one surpassing even the Sannin. Full summary in profile. Part 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,114 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Chance to Change by Sue-Drae reviews
Six years after Pain attacks, the Fourth Great Ninja War has finally destroyed Konaha and the Sixth Hokage, Namikaze Naruto, goes back in time with two old friends to stop the war before it starts. NaruHina, SasuSaku eventually. PLEASE R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,314 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
The Secret to Victory by 9foxgrl reviews
Itachi gives Naruto the key to defeating Madara. It's a CD? Rated T for light swearing. SPOILERS here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not the TALK! by DarkSkyeDawn reviews
Kakashi-sensei sits Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura down to have THE TALK with them. Much funnyness and embarassment! Team 7 centric. NO PAIRINGS. NO FLAMES. Rated for sexual-like themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sleeping In by Palatyne reviews
Kyouya oversleeps and awakens into the Low Blood Pressure Demon Lord. The Host Club sends Haruhi to placate him but the encounter leaves both of them questioning what they really think and feel about each other. Updated, Epilogue.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,047 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,334 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
50 Reprimands by 9foxgrl reviews
Tsunade makes a list of 50 do nots for the Jonin Naruto's genin team. 1. your team will no longer be taking part in capturing Tora. Do you know how upset Lady Shijmi was in when she realized that your team dyed the cat pink?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Extreme Blood Loss by masruiiiik reviews
There are many ways one can lose severe amounts of blood. With Naruto, this includes Hinata, an extremely tight-fitting leather dress, and blackmail. Naruto/Hinata Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
A Trained Naruto: Watch out World by Kazeyasha reviews
Raised by Jiraiya and Tsunade, watch as Naruto changes the world hopefully for the better. Read to learn more. Oh AU and perverted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifteen Again by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
Someone puts a spell on Rose and Lissa and they revert back to their fifteen year old selves. They've never heard of Spirit or seen a Strigoi. They run away again. Will their men be able to save them? What if 15 year old Rose prefers a badboy like Adrian?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,564 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Werewolf, Three Vampires, and Loblaws by m00nshoes potter reviews
Jacob Black is going to a grocery store with three female vampires. There were way too many things wrong with that sentence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Ero Naruto by shinonigga reviews
Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,664 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Seeds of War by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Sakura could barely believe it when she heard the news. Only Naruto would be able to start a war between two lands over something so insignificant.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
Itachi did WHAT? The Talk with the Uchihas by Funk Coffin reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Mikoto were planning on giving their youngest son, Sasuke, the The Talk. However, Itachi seemed to have already told Sasuke everything he needed to know about the subject--through experience. ItaSasu, Uchihacest. Oneshot. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Kages Duty by Maori Hard reviews
A Naras mind should never be underestimated, Danzo feels the power within his grasp, but suddenly he hears an unholy voice speak. "I nominate Uzumaki Naruto" Naruto-Temari-Mizukage AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,672 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Sand Wind Fire by Funk Coffin reviews
As a sophomore, Gaara was a foreign exchange student to Konoha, and never forgot Naruto's smile. Now, in collage, Naruto is paired up with Sasuke, who isn't willing to give Naruto up. NaruSasu vs NaruGaa. Seme Naruto. AU.YAOI! Multi-chap. Rated M HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Naruto's Perverted Adventures by Right Hand Of Jashin reviews
What would happen if Jiraiya trained Naruto properly? What if Naruto became a pervert too? WARNING - Contains lemons... Powerful/Perverted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Samui
Chaos At The Theme Park by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Nessie wants to go with her family to the theme park?Emmett is screaming on a ferris wheel,Rosalie gets her hair stuck to a belt on a rollercoaster..... read for more funny events!Will need ideas for future chapters. Some characters OOC!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Brother To Brother by MizEvilBlossoms reviews
A startling question from little foolish brother Sasuke, leads older tough brother Itachi down a very embarrassing road of explanations about the birds and the bees…. RR, please! Chu, MzEvilBlossoms, xx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 617 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Not as Opposite as We Thought by i-read-and-judge reviews
Meet Haley, the spunky bookworm who moved to Forks. She never interested a boy before so why is that insanely tall Quileute guy staring at her? What will she make of life now that it seems like she's stepped inside one of her books? Seth/o.c.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Seth - Complete
Shock of the Lightning by battousai222 reviews
Two and a Half years can do a lot to a person. Naruto returns a different man: Strong, smart, deadly, powerful, a true ninja in every way. His path in life will reshape the Shinobi world. NarutoXFemale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 3966 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
RolePlaying by Lexmarker reviews
Just another day with our favorite hosts. You know, twins being suggestive, Kyouya being a bastard, Mori and Honey just doing their candy and stoic routine, and Tamaki playing with Haruhi. Well, let's see what happens when Haruhi decides to play along...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Naruto: Acolyte of Jashin by Draknal reviews
A child is easiest to teach at a young age. Why not teach him the ways of Jashin? Rated for language and death. Naru x Tayu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,499 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Sunrise, Sunset by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Snapshots from the world of 'Hinata's Little Black Book' and 'Dreams of Demons'. Not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8625 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Tyler's Tricks by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Sequel to 'Impressing Bella.' Mike wasn't the only one who had his eyes on Bella...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 446 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Haruhisitting by CatrinaSL reviews
Kyōya put his hands around her waist and his nose in her hair, inhaling the scent of a sleeping Haruhi. He was just falling into his own state of blissful sleep when she cleared her throat and said, "just what do you think you're doing, Sempai?"
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
My Chibi Guide by Kai19 reviews
Kazekage and Hokage are having a meeting, and chibi Naruto is requested to be the guide to the Kazekage's younger son, Gaara. Some shonenai later on!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, BakaNekoSan! by BakaNekoSan reviews
What more would a SasuNaru fan like myself want for my Birthday than a SasuNaru Lemon? This also contains a side pairing of Deidara and Tobi! Enjoy, Nya!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Free by Andrometamorphose reviews
Sakura is lost, Naruto is at home, and Sasuke is in limbo. narusasusaku, team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Contracts, Lawyers and Businessmen by TiggyToggy reviews
Complete: Haruhi is a young lawyer specializing in contract law. The firm she works for is bought out by a larger company, and with the buy out comes the reintroduction of members of the host club into her life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Get Off My Man by Angel of True Hope reviews
Sequel to If you could read my mind, love Sakura in denial that Sasuke and Naruto are an item. So what would happen if she cling onto Sasuke? Major Sakura bashing along with SasuNaru. Beware: Traumatizing scene.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Uchiha Christmas by JackOfBladesX reviews
The Truth About Itachi! If you are under 12...i suggest you not read this story, i will not be held responsible for destroying a child's innocent. The truth about the Uchiha Massacre!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Passion and Warfare by Satashi reviews
Sinbad and Jeanne battle over a chess piece, then share a romantic night together as Maron and Chiaki. Limeish, so be warned.
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Sweet is Thy Revenge by Akku-chan reviews
(Features dark Naruto) I killed them, I killed them all. They deserved it for what they did to me. (One-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Wake up Shukaku! A Wild Night is Born by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Temari drags her siblings back to Konoha. While she flirts with a certain chuunin, Gaara goes off to spend his time in solitude. A stiff wind beckons him to the warm glow of a bar. There's Naruto and the Fifth Hokage. A drinking game? Uhoh...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
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