Hey all! I live in America (California, to be specific), near the mountains. Of course, one might think that means I get plenty of snow...but I live 1 mile down from the snowline. One. Mile!! In the winter, when it rains at my house, I can look up to the mountains and see the snow falling...but I'm not in it... I mean really, is one mile really going to make such a difference?? Ah, well :D

I am (and have been) OBSESSED with all things magic, Middle Ages, and Faerie related! I am MOST DEFINITELY weird, and proud of it! I spend most of my days daydreaming about whatever subject catches my fancy...I thought it would be interesting to share some of my mindless rambles here and see if anyone else liked them :D

I LOVE pranks. I have this little streak inside me that cannot let a potentially funny situation sit still for very long..sometimes to my detriment. When I read or watch a show, the people in the stories become so close to my heart (most of the time, and only if I like it) that if something happens to them, I cry. I've got to say, my 2 saddest Doctor Who episodes were "The End of Time Part Two" and "the Angels Take Manhattan"--I kept thinking and thinking about them for soo long afterwards! I become fascinated with the smallest things, like falling snow and the concept of rain. I go crazy in the Spring. I'm technologically deficient...the only reason I can use the internet at all is because of my wonderful partner/computer...yes, I'm an anthropomorphist as well.

Most of all, I really don't know what to put here... bear with me please!

Favorite tv shows:

Merlin, Doctor Who (soo much!!), Danny Phantom, and Sherlock...MY LIFE

Favorite books:

The Secret Commonwealth, by Robert Kirk

The Valdemar series, by Mercedes Lackey

...Anything by Mercedes Lackey, actually!

Favorite Pastimes:

reading, drawing, writing, creating, daydreaming, adventuring...anything remotely funny...

Favorite movies:

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Hogan's Heroes (actually it used to be a tv show but I'll put it here anyway!)

Prince of Persia

How to Train Your Dragon

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS!!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

Things to do in walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of coffee and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu! I choose you!"

17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a minute, smile.

18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up optional: laugh at them afterwards.

19. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

20. Take bets on the battle from above.

21. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

Favorite Quote:

"The voices in my head and I don't argue anymore...now we're on the same side"

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy

HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot (I prefer to call it 'thinking out loud').

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You can go days without much sleep.

My recipe for Inspiration:
=INGREDIENTS: Three cups of obsession, three cups of a good idea, two cups of an accumulation of a loss of sleep (over 5 or more days), and a dash of insanity. Mix well and let sit for two more days.

DURATION: Three to seven days.

SIDE EFFECTS: May result in a continued loss of sleep and mental wellness and stability. Often includes a lack of ability to sit still for more than a minute at a time. Could result in a lack of motivation for anything other than furthering the original idea. Has a history of temporarily increasing antisocial tendencies in people over ten years of age, although in some cases, this has been found to be permanent.

WARNING: Highly concentrated mixture that allows focus on only one story/work at a time. An over exposure to Inspiration Juice can lead to permanent mental and social issues, that need to be treated with induced socialization and writer's block. Seek immediate medical attention if brain spontaneously combusts. Do not mix with anti-depressants. Do not take while driving. Keep out of reach of children.

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and watch as life tries to figure out what you just did."

My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION."Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, PhantomBowtie,

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

In their disclaimers, people always say something along the lines of "I don't own this, because if I did I wouldn't be writing here on Fanfiction...You know what? If I ever become a famous author, I will STILL write here, but instead of saying I don't own the story, I'll put "I don't own [INSERT STORY NAME HERE] or any of it's characters...OH WAIT, I DO."

Am I the only one who thinks that would be hugely satisfying??

Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don't tell your mother you're meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky's law and Godwin's law and Murphy's law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you've ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you're really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn't create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn't create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, The-Last-True-Angel, PhantomBowtie,

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy , Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks’ and Lupin’s deaths copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when a really good cartoon or show ends, copy and paste this onto your profile. (cough Danny Phantom cough)

If you still think there's a chance to save Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were to ever find a ghost portal and would be crazy enough to walk inside and turn it on giving yourself ghost powers, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever daydream about having ghost powers or meeting Danny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

Don't knock on Death's door--ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that!

U.S Laws :

In Alaska, it is illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take its picture

Again, in Alaska, it's illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane

In New York, Arizona, and Georgia, it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub.

In Idaho it is illegal to go fishing from the back of a camel or giraffe.

It is illegal to keep a pet tiger inside of a New York City apartment.

. In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking meter's time must be paid for.

In Bladwin Park, California, you are not allowed to ride a bycicle in a swimming pool

In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder (but committing a murder IS?)

In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces.

In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can't Last More Than Five Hours

In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands

In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

In Youngstown, Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas.

In Oklahoma, whale hunting is strictly illegal (note: there are no whales in Oklahoma)

Rhode Islands says it is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

In Hawaii you aren't allowed to put coins in your ears

Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

When in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in New Orleans.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time in Alabama.

In Alaska kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

In Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name.

Unmarried woman cannot parachute on Sundays in Florida.

It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday in Florida.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Florida.

Minnesoda declares that hamburgers are not allowed to be eaten on Sundays

Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

In ancient Hawaii, it was illegal to smile. If you were caught smiling, you'd be exiled or even killed

Warnings that make no sense:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Uh, how did I read this?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

FRIENDS...

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying,

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: don't let you do stupid things,

BEST FRIENDS: don't let you do stupid thing alone...

FRIENDS: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason they are after me in the first place

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime,animechick113, whitewolf3190, sapphire-eyed cat, PhantomBowtie,

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her gain world domination...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to do it when no ones looking.

Its you and me versus the world... We attack at dawn.

The evening news always starts off by saying, "Good Evening" and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

I'm the girl that when My feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says: "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. (She thinks. Let her have her few vain hopes, huh?)

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...For you are crunchy and taste good with Ketchup.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.

You like read berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights

You don't like biker dudes

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie...

I believe in Jack Frost, and pixies,

And all the other things most of you aren't willing to,

I've seen them in their dances,

They, to me, are true.

It doesn't matter if you believe me

Or turn the other way in scorn

For I have heard far fairer things

Before the hours of morn.

Before the first cock crows the dawnbreak

Before the mortal world wakes from sleep

I have reveled in the moonlight

With faeries, in wood and deep.

I am content in my knowing

And my visiting with them there

You may sneer and turn away

But what reason have I to care?

Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in fairies even when it's not "okay" to do so anymore and add your name to the list: PhantomBowtie,

We are Fanfiction.

We are the girls who spend more time writing than talking.

We are the boys who spend more time reading than watching TV.

We are the teens who run to the fictional when their real lives are unbearable.

We are the college kids who should be studying, but aren’t because of the plot bunny that won’t stop running around in our heads.

We are the budding authors who procrastinate their original work to write “just one more oneshot”.

We live in Fanfiction.

We live in our computers.

We live in the minds of our readers.

We live in our letters, our words, our sentences.

We live in the stories, the reviews, the endless profiles.

We live in worlds that aren’t even ours.

We can become Fanfiction.

We can become the one people wait for just to see what we have to say.

We can become a queen, a king, the beloved one of a fandom.

We can become a role model, inspiration, and encouragement for younger writers.

We can become the person who smiles upon reading a review and finding that we have disturbed a room with our reviewer’s laughter, broken a fan’s heart, moved someone to tears, or opened a window that would have otherwise stayed firmly shut and veiled.

We can become the one to save a story, save a writer, even, with just a few taps on the keyboard and a good bit of constructive criticism.

Because aren't we all?

WE ARE FANFICTION.

–– DarkHorseBlueSky

If I say that she says that you said that you thought what she said was what I meant before I said it and she thought this before you said it, who says or thinks anything at all??

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Castle walls, to be specific. Or I did, before that dragon burned it down. But I'll find another. Oh yes, I will...

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.