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Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Danny Phantom.
Name: It’s in my username so whatevs, Vicky
Appearance: Brown bushy Hermione hair. The one that improves with age. Right now it looks like her hair from the third movie. Brown eyes, contacts or glasses, athletic body, and looks a lot like a slightly less pretty Emma Watson.
Other: Girl; B-day is 3/4; born in Argentina, lived in Brazil, US, Argentina and now Canada; Can speak fluent Spanish, Portuguese, and duh, English; 9th grade; have a dog toy poodle named Belle; Homeschooled for grades 7-8.
Favorite Color(s): blue, green, red, and maroon.
Favorite Movies: The Hunger Games, Narnia, Speak, Fluke, Harry Potter, Twilight, Percy Jackson, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Star Wars, Peter Pan, and many many more.
Favorite Books/Series: Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Fault in Our Stars, Vampire Academy, Divergent Trilogy, Pretty Little Liars, Harry Potter, Dolphin Song, Hatchet series, Dear Dumb Diary, My Sister the Vampire, Twilight Saga, and Anne Frank: the Diary of a Young Girl. If I were to try and remember all of them it would be useless.
TV Shows: Pretty Little Liars, Once Upon a Time, 90210, Danny Phantom, Zack and Cody, Wizards of Waverly Place, Unfabulous, That’s So Raven, Jessie, America’s Next Top Model, Charmed, Glee, ICarly, and Bones.
The Demigod Gryffindor's Favorite Quotes I like them a lot too.
"I may have done it, but you can't prove it!"
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
"With great power, comes great need to nap. Wake me up later."
Don't follow in my footsteps. It's for your own good. I walk into walls.
Consciousness- that confusing place between naps.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. -Benjamin Franklin
Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like heck!
In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.
Wherever I throw it, that’s where it belongs.
The voices in my head don’t like you.
If I can’t be a good example, I’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies? But ask Peeta, maybe he made some.
Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey.
" Good friends make sure you don't do stupid things. Best Friends not only do stupid things with you, they encourage you to do them."
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. That's what may friend thinks. She always seems to need some when I'm around...
Be yourself, no one can say you’re doing it wrong.
I don’t have ADHD, I just… oh look! A bunny rabbit!
I have ADHS… Attention Defici… Hey! Shiny!
Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom somebody hands me a shovel.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”- Albert Einstein
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me. I took it pretty hard.
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. Why won't the stupid fish drown already!?
Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.
Reality seems like a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
I thought you were my knight in shining armor, but you turned out to be a loser in tinfoil.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. *sniffle, sniffle* she always stuck by me the most
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Right when you get to the good part of your dream.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. My apple always seems to go off course. Bummer.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Especially when you give them the creepy smile and the quiet snicker.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow...
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . .one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. That There was the definition of my life.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I'm not random . . . you just can't think as fast as me.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you!"
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and leave life to wonder how the heck you did it.
When life gives you lemons, ask for some water and sugar or your gonna make some pretty crappy lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.
Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon.
Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected!
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.
Relax. Nothing is okay.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... So HA! Team Basilica forever!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. As long as it isn't Edward.
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."
"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."
"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."
"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
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Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada
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