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Joined 09-04-03, id: 450233, Profile Updated: 01-10-08
Author has written 19 stories for South Park, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Heroes.

Name: Claire

To be honest guys... I don't know if I'm going to update again. I really don't feel it anymore. The only thing I've ever done that people seem to care about is Kyle's Anatomy. Do you have any idea how crap that makes a person feel? That's all I've ever been worth to people, a bunch of smut. Fantastic...

Makes you feel sorta cheap too.

I write fiction when I do have an idea, I do not like to force stories as they are simply crap. Apologies if I ever have long delays on chapters.

I have lots of fan art for The Oedipus Complex and I really don't deserve it. People are so awesome over on deviant art really.

SP-OedipusComplexBritpunkPip by athena1999 http://www.deviantart.com/45708168

TOC Fanart- Dreamy by BroflovskiFan http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40279004/

Trekkie and Star Whore by clennie http://clennie.deviantart.com/art/Trekkie-and-Star-Whore-X3-60105171

PUSSEHZ-Pip-SP by demonluvr http://demonluvr.deviantart.com/art/PUUSEHZ-Pip-SP-59298359

The Mini Jew by Geliebter http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40394446/

SP_CartmanxWendy_ by Laithwen http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39106113/

Oedipus Complex sketches by Seaouryou http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40265408/

Oedipus Complex giftart by Shuggie http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43987242/

And I have some fanart for How Cartman Stole Christmas: Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying and Love Hannukah as well!

How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cat-On-The-Moon http://cat-on-the-moon.deviantart.com/art/How-Cartman-Stole-Christmas-58703887

SxK_I_Got_You_Back by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/SxK-I-Got-You-Back-49291175

Kyle_Cartman_Salute by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/Kyle-Cartman-Salute-51122586

Evil_kyle by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/evil-kyle-47620180

And one from emixoO too! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/emix2/howcartmanstolexmas.jpg

Kisses. I love you all!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage

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Revelations by Isis cw reviews
4xD. A sequel to Manifestations, this story explores the, ever eventful, relationship between Quatre and Dorothy. If they don’t send each other to early graves, they could just be friends… or more.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 522,762 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Quatre W., Dorothy C.
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus by Deco reviews
Luke and Mara's friends decide to try matchmaking...with predictably disastrous results
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,299 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Luke S.
The Illusionist by Wellingtonboots reviews
PostESB. Traumatized and in denial, Luke is unwittingly thrown into a dark underworld of sinister intrigue and brutal murder, where only his father can save him. Xizor, Inquisitors and Boba Fett
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,020 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Realizations by Isis cw reviews
Complete! 1xR. This is the sequel to Manifestations, continuing the relationship between Heero and Relena, as they struggle to understand the lives they've chosen... and each other.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 204,129 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Diga ao Falante pelos Mortos by Yun Daragon reviews
What would have happened if...Anakin HADN'T taken off his helmet before getting off the Death Star 2? He would have lived...Probably...just as long as the rest of the galaxy doesn't try wiping out the exsith lord first...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
Whisper Your Weakness by kayladie reviews
Luke and Mara impulsively begin an affair. Just when Luke thinks his dreams might be coming true, his worst nightmare comes to life. Very much AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,876 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by JitterbugCG reviews
Sometimes you just cant fight your feelings anymore ... WendyCartman, StanKyle, CraigTweek, ButtersLexus, KennyRed, StanWendy, ClydeTweek, KennyBebe, KennyKyle, CraigClyde, MoleGregory [various pairing drabbles] please read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Case of the Disappearing Gummy Bears by Fantastic Pants reviews
Honey? I'm going on a mission to rescue a poodle. In Ireland. No, I'm not bringing him home Mr. Muggles is quite safe. Don't worry, I've got backup. An invisible man. Yes, I think it's pretty cool. Love you too. Bye. [PeterClaudeBennet]
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Noah B./HRG, Claude - Complete
Look at Me by Misato reviews
Claude doesn't know when Peter just looking at him had stopped being enough. PeterClaude, slash. Mild spoilers for Unexpected and Company Man, but set before either.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Claude, Peter P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3675 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Purple Palate Politicians by Persephone Kore reviews
A very young Padme meets Senator Palpatine for the first time at a family party. Unfortunately, she's had a bit too much sugar.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Padmé Amidala, E. Palpatine - Complete
Teaching STYLE to 6th Graders by BroflovskiFan reviews
Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Brothers by CaptainTinaRaven reviews
After Kenny's parents get divorced, he's forced to live with his dad in a small town called South Park. Once his dad finds a new wife, will he survive living in a house with the biggest bully in school? Or will he fall into something deeper? CartmanxKenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Noticing by style xx reviews
Some things he’d never notice until it was impossible not to. [CartmanKyleStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
0 22 by style xx reviews
This is why I hate math. [KennyCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Without a Heartbeat by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash, oneshot]. All I wanted was to write something emotionally heartfelt. Maybe this time I've somewhat succeeded.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
What Only Cartman Has by Genis Aurion reviews
[nonslash humor]. Everything Cartman gets seems to already be in the possession of his friends. Will he ever obtain something none of his friends will have? Is there anything he can do that no other person he knows will do as well?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
She Has No Idea by style xx reviews
Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Should've Listened to the Star Trek Dorks by Seaouryou reviews
[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Chaos, Inc by moonyprof reviews
The boys are grown now. Cartman's a Congressman in trouble, and Butters has to leave his double life in South Park to help him: a espionage thriller and a romance. WendyCartman, Butters?, DougieFilmore, plus more, both slash and het how like life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
The Return of Faith Plus 1 by moonyprof reviews
Faith Plus 1 rises out of the ashes: we're only in it for the money. Cartman is born again on some talk shows, release parties, touring, and a lot of discoveries about relationships. WendyCartman, and very mild KyleStan. Rating for some sexual themes in
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Posing by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
Kyle is required to draw a nude model for art class. He knows exactly who he wants to pose. StanxKyle and hints of WendyxKenny and WendyxStanyou can say WendyxKenny WendyxStan if you'd like
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,687 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Remember the Breathing Thing by Shuggie reviews
Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Weekend to Remember by Carebear-chan reviews
For Hilde's birthday, Relena gave her an antique amulet. The two of them then mistakingly made a wish on the amulet while Hilde was wearing it. Now, they, along with two others, are in for a weekend they'll never forget. Chapter 2 NOW REVISED
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,943 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/13/2001 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Silence by Shy Snootles reviews
AU story, set four years after ROTS. Darth Vader has become the Empire's very image of death and destruction. But a fortuitous encounter with a little boy will shake the until then rock solid foundations of his Darkness and hatred.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Raven and Red by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[SLASH, SxK and others] ch. 11 UP.After a falling out 4 years ago, Kyle is suddenly forced back into Stan's life.They find themselves confused as their hatred towards eachother starts to become passion. Please leave a review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,725 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
From the Bottom of my Kyle by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SxK] Stan's infatuation with Kyle's rear end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Strawberries and Kyle by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SLASH SxK] Basically Stan and Kyle's home ec punishment turns into a rewarding experience.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/5/2006
What Goes Up, Must Come Down by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SLASH SxK] Kyle finds that Newton's law doesn't work as it should when he gets a little happy over Stan in class.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pet Name by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SxK SLASH] Stan always gets his way.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
Force Bond: Summer Accidents by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke is on summer vacation aka a crusade to drive his father to insanity. In Vader's opinion, at least. In Luke's opinion, it's all just a string of accidents.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Social Trials by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides it's time for Luke to learn a thing or two about mixing with the Imperial aristocracy, while Luke is struggling with his own sense of self identity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Dentist by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader faces the challenge of trying to get a nightmare plagued Luke to go to the dentist.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
I Know You Know, So There! by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
Stan teases Kyle in the worst way possible. SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Force Bond: Interactive Media by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke becomes obsessed with a HoloNet show, which stirs up memories his father would rather forget.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Little S&K by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
Kyle always likes it spicy. What does Stan have planned for his lover this time? ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
The Imperial Officer's Guide to Success by Ldihawk reviews
A selfhelp book for Imperial Officers how to get ahead and stay alive!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Darth Vader
Swash Swash Buckle Buckle by kris932 reviews
Will Turner has one too many drinks while discussing pirates with Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What Did You Expect? by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
There is a time and place for everything...and it's called college. A dose of slash, StanxKyle [COMPLETE]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,273 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
A Cure for what Ails You by Corri reviews
Commodore Norrington, still feeling down about Elizabeth's recent marriage, simply wanted a quiet drink...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Major Moustache by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
General Melchett gets carried away by his own moustache again...
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Masks by Shy Snootles reviews
A ROTJ Missing Scene that takes place between Luke and Vader on the docking bay of the Death Star, right before the Dark Lord takes his son before the Emperor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Things We Do for Love by Blancwene reviews
How far is R2D2 willing to go to prove his love? A quirky mechanical romance, with a little Luke & Mara.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005 - R2-D2, Luke S. - Complete
The Temperature Series by obaona reviews
L&M. 'The Cold is Quiet' now up. Which means this is (probably) complete. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Luke S. - Complete
Flirtations by Cory Holmes reviews
A collection of really short stories about Luke and Mara's romance over the years
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
Voyeurs by kayladie reviews
Luke gets naked...what more do you need to know? Not as wicked as it sounds! Or maybe it is, I don't know!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Luke S. - Complete
Blurred by Pseudo-Morals reviews
A broken down car, a rain-soaked federal agent, and a formerly celibate fugitive.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2004
A Little Argument by She's a Star reviews
It's been eleven years since the fateful incident at the Frankenstein place, and Brad and Janet are back to being nauseatingly perfect. That is, until their son Junior starts asking some interesting questions and secrets are revealed . . .
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
Guardians of Light by jensfire reviews
FINISHED! Mara Jade and Luke Skywalker team up to investigate a spice lord suspected in the hijacking of one of Talon Karrde's ships. Action, comedy, love and banter, this story has something for everyone.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,586 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001
The Bed Blanket Lawn Party by Darth Breezy reviews
Anakin and his niece Pooja
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
C3po's Explanation by Maara reviews
This is the sequel to Artoo's Point of View. Very funny, very suggestive and lots of fun. Please read and review. I would love to hear what you think.! Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
The Rocker Chair by Darth Breezy reviews
Anakin builds a gift for his soon to be child... a story of happiness for Ani & Padme'... Complete as of 12th September (7 chapters+note)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Complete
Artoo's Point of View by Maara reviews
What would R2D2 think of the trip home with the newly engaged Luke and Mara?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
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That's Gotta Hurt reviews
On a rainy day stuck in the Petrelli mansion, Claire and her uncle Peter decide to liven things up and test their limits by trying to kill themselves repeatedly. You can imagine that the rest of the family doesn’t exactly appreciate their jovial sentiment
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Nathan Exits Stage Right reviews
In the Alternate Future, Nathan sits ill and lonely in the Oval Office. Not even a president can evade the virus attacking his system. He gains some hope when his estranged brother shows up, so it’s just a shame then that Peter isn’t all what he seems.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Nathan P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Let My Spirit Carry Me reviews
Peter and Hiro decide to take an afternoon off from their mission to save the world. Unfortunately for Nathan that means he has to take an afternoon off too.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
How Cartman Stole Christmas reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Nothing Compares reviews
His fingers traced over the shadow of Stan. “When we are dead and gone nobody will care about these pictures. No one will remember how happy we were. How much it all meant.” How much he meant to me…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Oedipus Complex reviews
After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Most Loyal, Most Faithful reviews
“I don’t trust you, Snape, as you very well know!” Does Bella still have a reason to distrust Snape, even when he returns exalted for his actions in the lightning struck tower? And can Snape even trust himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Campside Angst reviews
The Potter characters fear the mighty stroke of JK Rowling’s pen and debate who may die in book 7. And Voldemort finally gets a well deserved slap in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
More Than You Know reviews
His only lifeline in the middle of the picket fence nightmare had been Butters, but even that could never last.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Little Blue Eyes reviews
The young Farmboy's first meeting with someone who will shape his entire life and a Dark Lord's reflection.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
You and Your Sorcerer's Ways reviews
An early encounter during the Clone Wars between the soontobe Admiral Motti and the Jedi quite happy to put him in his place.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Keeping Your Enemies Close reviews
They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. And Eric Cartman will have to get close if he wants Kyle to learn his lesson. MATURE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Miracle on Stan's Street reviews
When Stan cannot feel the spirit of the season, a certain Jewish friend takes him on a Christmas adventure he will never forget.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mercenary Games reviews
After being injured on a mission, the Mole finds it hard to accept some of the aspects of his best friend and Gregory simply cannot understand why Christophe seems to hate him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
The Irish Had It Right reviews
Courtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
101 Pairings and then some reviews
A series of one shots about the outings or dates between our favourite South Park pairings i.e. Cartman x Wendy, Stan x Kyle etc. In this story Eric Cartman conquers his fears to save Wendy. Please Review
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2006
Alderaan Lullaby reviews
Mourning for her beloved Alderaan, Princess Leia receives a beautiful gift from the smuggler she despises. Post ANH
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete