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"Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning, lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its song will fail, thus the earth shall turn to ash. Oh, Chosen One. Into thine hands bring together all three. Their treasure combined, tame the Beast of the Sea."

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Fate Stay Night: Heirs by EhMattissimo reviews
A retelling of the fifth Holy Grail War in which Rin summons Saber as her servant instead of Archer. It is a mixture of the "Heaven's Feel" route from the original game and original plot elements. This version of Fate/Stay Night focuses primarily on Rin and Saber's relationship and what could have been.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 125 - Words: 582,445 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Rin T., Saber] Sakura M., Arturia Pendragon
A Gamer In South Blue by LordVishnu reviews
He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,699 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 10,837 - Follows: 12,407 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/13/2019 - OC
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,598 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 2/25/2015
Transgressions by TitansRule reviews
Six years after the Laughlin Academy opened, things have changed for Hope Mikaelson as she tries to deal with her family's legacy. Josie and Lizzie struggle with the trials of growing up and growing apart. Landon Kirby wants to belong somewhere and has a history no one could have guessed. And a blast from the past heals old wounds. Sequel to Traction (TVD/TO crossover)
Legacies - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/21/2020 - Published: 5/16/2020 - [Hope M., Lizzie S.] [Penelope P., Josie S.] - Complete
Portraits of 119 by wishingforatypewriter reviews
A new generation of Totsuki students emerges, and most of them are legacies. Our tale begins when the daughter of Trattoria Aldini encounters a handsome stranger over summer break.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 8/4/2020
200 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Farthest Corners by takoyakitenchou reviews
Soma is back in Tokyo, and it takes not a little courage and honesty for Erina to admit what she thinks she's known for a while. A Sorina story with other pairings.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 6/29/2020 - Soma Y., Erina N. - Complete
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 700,358 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 5,774 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Committed to Chaos by wishingforatypewriter reviews
After effectively conquering the culinary world, Souma and Erina (along with the rest of the 92nd generation) become parents, and chaos is sure to follow.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/9/2020 - Published: 5/12/2020 - [Erina N., Soma Y.] [Alice N., R. Kurokiba]
The Road to Champion by The Universal Gamer reviews
The road to champion is a long and harsh journey for those who seek it, but it is rewarding for the few who make it to the top. Follow the story of Ethan Rider, prodigy of New Bark Town, as he journeys through the Johto region to become the best there is with his faithful Abra by his side. Mainly follows the storyline of the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 306,558 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Alakazam/Foodin, Abra/Casey, Kadabra/Yungerer
Frozen: Thawing Heart by EhMattissimo reviews
When Elsa is forced to think about the future of Arendelle and seek out a companion to help her rule, it is then that she discovers what she truly desires is not a king...but a queen. Additionally, with a creeping evil threatening to overtake the palace from the inside, Elsa has no choice but to confront her lingering demons and come to terms with her growing deviant fixation.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 105 - Words: 486,087 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Guardian Devil by legendarytobes reviews
When a college-age Trixie gets into trouble clubbing at Lux, Lucifer is there to help.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Lucifer M., Trixie - Complete
The Guardian Devil of Trixie Espinoza by LordLanceahlot reviews
Trixie Espinoza is 12 and in love and certain she doesn't need any help from her mom or Lucifer Morningstar. But when heartbreak strikes, swift and sure, perhaps the one person who can lift her up is none other than her own guardian devil. Lucifer/Chloe with a liberal helping of Lucifer-can't-stand-to-see-Trixie-cry.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/16/2019 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Trixie - Complete
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
The Devil's in the Details by Scarlett Burns reviews
Chloe thought she was done with the monumental revelations after she saw the devil himself standing over her ex-fiance's dead body. She had no idea how wrong she was. (Takes place post 3.24)
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
First Name Stan Last Name Lee by ChatterBox1 reviews
Just one small idea can change the universe.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2018
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 802,003 - Reviews: 6064 - Favs: 8,947 - Follows: 7,859 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Let's Be Honest by Car reviews
Misty opened her mouth, just about to comment on how he must have a headache from his brain actually trying to form coherent thoughts for once, when Ash finally spoke. "Mallow made a weird comment to me tonight at dinner. About you, actually. And, um, me. Us." Pokeshipping, Sun/Moon
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
On Casual Commitments by wishingforatypewriter reviews
It had been several years since Yukihira Souma and Nakiri Erina graduated from Tōtsuki, and she was getting tired of hooking up with him other people's weddings.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,177 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 11/10/2017 - [Soma Y., Erina N.]
Into The Shadows by darknessfeathers reviews
Naruto never had anyone to teach him while he was growing up, so he decided to learn on his own. It's amazing the things one can learn when they really put their mind to it. Especially when they have the potential for greatness and focus on that early.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Naruto U.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5288 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 14,810 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Rouge, the Colour of my Love by ladeste reviews
Rouge never expected to be a single mother, but she would do everything in her power to protect her and Roger's child. Rouge survives giving birth to Ace and is there to raise him (with some help from Garp).
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Luffy, Garp, Ace, Portgas D. Rouge
Dumbledore's Secret by jukehero461 reviews
When Harry lands in Dumbledore's office after that battle in the Department of Mysteries, he is furious at the headmaster. Dumbledore, for once, decides to do what is right, and not what is easy, and reveals his secret to the young teen. A short idea of an alternate meeting. No bashing. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mercurial by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
While trying to return to his Earth, Barry unwittingly overshoots, and finds himself making new allies as he faces a truly twisted adversary
Crossover - Flash & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,203 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
And I need you to be cool uncle Ace, okay? by Tsume Yuki reviews
Of course, that's about the time he tunes back in and gets universal proof that this woman's presence in his life is bad for his health. "-and uncle Ace will teach you all about being the son of a Pirate King, only you won't hate me because that'd be silly and you can't be silly because you're Traffy's kid." (FemLuffy)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 544 - Published: 10/7/2017 - [Luffy, T. Law] Ace - Complete
To Build A Home by endlessblankpages reviews
The ASL pirates are used to being accused of crimes they didn't commit. But when they're accused of destroying a small village in the New World, it sends them hurtling toward a deadly confrontation with the strongest man in the world, Whitebeard. The results are not what they were expecting.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,386 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Ace, Sabo - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 6,001 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 7,854 - Follows: 4,887 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Fourteen Days of Valentine by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
"How unfair it is that Christmas gets a love song like that while Valentine's Day, the holiday for giving your true love gifts, have no songs at all. I'm thinking of Fourteen Days of Valentine." Chat Noir begins to woo Ladybug, promising a gift every day leading up to Valentine's Day...but they don't see each other every day, right?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,095 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 1/29/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] [Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler] - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 312 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Coordination by strayphoenix reviews
Pyrrha and Nora have coordinating periods. Ren and Jaune are perfect gentlemen about it. Arkos and Renora if you squint.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
when all other lights go out by Jedi Buttercup reviews
"Oh, I know exactly where my place is," Ichabod hissed. "Between you and my partner. I lost her to your and your husband's machinations once; never again." [S3 finale fixit]
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Ichabod C., Abigail M.] Jennifer M., Pandora - Complete
What the Cat Dragged In by Kryal reviews
Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.
Crossover - Avengers & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,884 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Silver and the Sun by max.tmy reviews
The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,695 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Inheritance by mosylu reviews
She didn't have the easiest childhood. But somebody taught Caitlin Snow how to love, and it wasn't Ronnie Raymond. Written for Flash Ladies Month 2016
Flash - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Dr. Caitlin S. - Complete
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 5,385 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Tell me about it sometime by UK-824 reviews
"I still can't believe that you knew my dad, I'd love it if you could tell me about it sometime" this is that sometime. Soma and the gang have returned from their recon and he and Erina have a little chat about family, cooking, and the past. Now a series of one shots about Erina's new life a the Polar Star dorm.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Soma Y., Erina N., Megumi T., Fumio D.
The Last Air Cruiser by AndyH reviews
Pyrrha had been executed at Cinder's Feet. Ruby had lashed out, sending out a pulse of white light. How did it impact Pyrrha's departing soul? Where did Ruby's power send it?***3rd Place entry for 3/16 RWBY MonCon - Pyrrha Nikos/Happy Endings
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Ashes by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
Ash Ketchum's destiny experiences a sudden twist in fate when a Team Rocket raid on Professor Oak's laboratory takes the life of his mother. Ash has an additional goal now when he takes up his first Pokemon–become the strongest trainer in the world...strong enough to protect his loved ones and take out Team Rocket along the way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi
Adventures in Cyberparenting by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Theoretically, JARVIS was only a computer program; but 'theoretically' and 'practically' weren't the same thing. Especially not to Tony Stark, who'd been blowing past benchmarks since the day he'd built his first circuit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 4,092 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Sixth Year: The Steps Toward The End by scaryisntit reviews
After losing Sirius, Harry resolves to himself to become stronger, revive the DA and create his own 'army'. In one of the most trying year of his life, Harry will need everything he and his friends can offer to overcome the trails and tribulations before him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 302,480 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Harry P.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter: WiB - Wizards in Black by Steelbadger reviews
Drabble Oneshot. A wry look into the everyday life of an Obliviator, draws from Men in Black (as you might expect).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Rescue by K.E.Alvarez reviews
The Marines didn't really understand what they were getting into when they decided to take Makino and her son into custody. K(plus) for some cursing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,775 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Shanks, Makino] unknown 1 - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 223 - Published: 11/29/2014
What If? by TobiasHawk1 reviews
Nora's curiosity knows no bounds, and Ren's more than willing to help satiate her appetite. R&R and I hope you all enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2014 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 10,590 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
To Bow with Pride by Neural Ignition reviews
When a man with startling green eyes who looks strikingly like James comes to tutor the young Black generation, Sirius is sure he'll hate the git. Who is this man who charms the notorious Blacks? And how does he see through Sirius' pranks? [Earlier chapters edited and beta'ed] Mentions of het, slash, femslash. But a gen fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,103 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P.
Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,560 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
From: Elsa by manicmethod reviews
A series of texts depicting Elsa's coping with the loss of Anna, during the year after her death. Non-incest.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Fish and Chips Friday by Sarah1281 reviews
While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bribery, Force, and Other Nefarious Tactics by yumi michiyo reviews
Some of the many, many ways Anna tried to get Elsa to open the door, and the one time Anna succeeded. Oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 927 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 6,945 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 344 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 795 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Lonely At the Top by z shadow619 reviews
It took five years, but Ash finally became the Pokemon Master. But was it worth it? What did he give up to achieve this status? A deconstruction of a vague goal. Various ships are mentioned, but this is Ash-centric. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 16,660 - Follows: 4,737 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Will Of D by The Animaniac Dude reviews
Can you really call the death of everyone you love "victory"? Luffy makes it to Raftel, but loses his entire crew. Only when a dead man reveals himself, saves him from certain death and offers him a way back to the very beginning does Luffy realize it's bigger than "Pirate Kings". The Will of D must live on, no matter what. 2018 reboot in process. chaps updated: 15/31. Luffy/(TBD)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 289,830 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger, unknown 1
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 699 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus and Min by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, there are scores which need to be settled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Restful Port by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One-shot, light fluff. Shanks meeting Luffy for the first time... Ever wonder why he really stayed in town for so long? Story 3rd person,/Shanks Pov. K for language.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Shanks - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9977 - Favs: 29,347 - Follows: 11,960 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reasons Behind a Gift by WingsofRain reviews
/ ash & may / "He grinned at the wooden Teddiursa, thanking me with that beautifully clueless smile I had grown so used to. I merely nodded in response, wondering if he would eventually figure it out." Post Wallace Cup.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - May/Haruka, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 223 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Palace of Memory by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Unable to sleep, Percy decides to finally ask his father some hard questions, never thinking that the answers might surprise him. One-shot, COMPLETE, Spoilers through end of series, please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Beneath the veil of a thousand stars by Xavier Phoenix reviews
Albus Dumbledore's thoughts as he watches over Harry. Oneshot. Set during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 887 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 530 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6675 - Favs: 19,402 - Follows: 7,173 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 8,935 - Follows: 1,227 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,034 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 311 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 886 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Oh the Places You'll Go by peroxidepest17 reviews
She remembers all their adventures together.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate Frog cards by Bagge reviews
Albus once said that he didn't care what the ministry did to him, as long as they didn't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards... What's so special about those cards, I wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 400 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete