ThreeHotPotatoes
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Joined 01-24-13, id: 4503646, Profile Updated: 03-20-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Three of us got together one night and decided to play a game--Hot Potato. Ever play?

You stand close together and pass an object around in a circle, and you can't hold on to it too long or you will get BURNED!

We decided on a few rules to start us off:

- The first person posts a 100-word chapter, and the next person has 24 hours to continue the story, etc.

- We're not allowed to discuss this story at all, beyond the agreed parameters in the story summary.

- There will be lemons.

- This will be a crackfic.

WE'D LOVE YOUR FEEDBACK, give us our next story prompt, jump in for a GUEST POTATO spot!


Since you've already figured out who we are, here's the answer key for easy reference:

Momma Russett = Kitkat681

Hot Tot = shellshock81

I da Ho = bornonhalloween

Thank you all for your wonderful support and good humor!

xxx 3HP

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Building Hope by shellshock81 reviews
Edward has devoted himself to improving the lives of at-risk youth, but his Home for Hope can't keep them off the streets at night. Enter Emmett McCarty, the man who can single-handedly fund his dreams. They say to never mix business with pleasure, but maybe it'll be okay just this once.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,668 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Edward, Emmett
Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl by kitkat681 reviews
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Glycerine by Livie79 reviews
Glycerine: Sweet, clear, odorless...harmless, unless mixed with the wrong ingredients. When Bella decided to fulfill a fantasy, Edward was happy to oblige. No strings, no obligations. But when their paths cross months later, a spark is ignited and the tables are turned. Will the highly combustible mixture of lust and love survive or create an explosion that will destroy them both?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,893 - Reviews: 6797 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Supercliche: Manhood of Steel reviews
Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twi Trek reviews
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 15,639 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pledge Week reviews
Tension mounts under the roof of I Felta Thigh when a straight-laced premed is paired up for a week of hazing with a semi-closeted prankster. 2 pledges, 7 days, and 4 potatoes...Pledge Week will never be the same. Edward/Emmett SLASH (boys)!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Pledge Week: Behind the Rush reviews
Outtakes, alternate plots, rim jobs, fun times. Because sometimes 100 words isn't enough. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Homicidal reviews
Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
UP MY ALLEY reviews
What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rob's My Last Yummy Birthday Tot reviews
Bella hates celebrating her birthday-and who could blame her? But her first vampire birthday MUST be celebrated, right? RIGHT? Hmm, maybe not. A birthday hot potato drabble collab for Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy. Oh...we know, Yum. We shouldn't have. (But we did!) Happy Birthday! Rated M for Madness. E/B, HEA ensured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete