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Author has written 4 stories for Kickin' It, Newsies, and Host.

16 years young

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Protecting Jace by Paradoxing reviews
Clary is a 16 year old Agent that has just graduated from The Academy. Her first task: The Herondales. Someone's after them and it's Clary's job to keep them safe. The task seems simple enough, it's what she was trained to do. But what will happen when she meets their arrogant son, Jace? It's kind of hard to protect someone you want nothing more than to kill yourself. More inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 316,062 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Kyle/Jordan K.
Arrhythmia by isabela may reviews
She is the nerdy, art freak. He is the hot and famous soccer player. A party. A paper. A bet. Clary Fray is the school outcast. Her school life has been pretty quiet, well, that is, until Jace Herondale – the campus heartthrob – steps into her life. What happens? It's obvious: PANDEMONIUM.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,155 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
Through the Hourglass: A Rewrite by Raeghann reviews
I stepped through the hourglass and felt it's sand shower over me like a waterfall. I came out on the other side, in a place I never knew I wanted to be, in a time I didn't know I needed to be in, to a love I didn't know I longed for.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,018 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Spot C.
The Pitfall by bentnotbroken1 reviews
"I...I love Ron." His lips brushed against her ear as he breathed softly, "Then tell me to stop." They thought the war was over. Little did they know it was only just beginning. Dramione fic (Complete) .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,598 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Blaise Z.] - Complete
I'm The Worst Person In The World by famousfirstwords95 reviews
What are these feelings he can't describe? The more he hates her the more he wants her all the time...Finchel AU. Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,543 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Rachel B., Finn H.
The Woman In the Painting by TheEternalDaylightingRanger reviews
Jace Herondale is assigned the murder case of Clarissa Fairchild. Each time Jace thinks he's getting closer to the killer, however, another suspect falls through. And as if he doesn't have enough on his plate, he realizes that he's falling in love with a dead girl! Everything changes, of course, when Clary comes back to her apartment one night...1940s AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,023 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Clary F., Hodge S., Jace W., Sebastian V.
Shadows by Elmo13 reviews
He laid her down on the bed and started to turn away before hesitating, a strange feeling creeping into his cold, calculating heart. He allowed himself a moment to look at her. She was peaceful, her breathing steady, so different from the feisty warrior provoking him not an hour before. An unwanted thought wiggled its way into his brain: beautiful. Reylo. Now rated M.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey
Bitter by glyphsbowtie reviews
Kylo Ren's misson is to capture Rey, regardless of the cost. A single stolen kiss reignites something dead within him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,298 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/24 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Staring into the Sun by Tiara of Sapphires reviews
TFA SPOILERS. Kylo Ren was on a war path. That is, until he met a certain scavenger on Takodana. Then, everything changed. Rey must train to become a Jedi. And the lingering feeling for a certain Sith had given her a new mission. Kylo Ren/Rey Reylo
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,370 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey]
Magpie Syndrome by Clayem reviews
Kylo Ren has many obsessions. But he would have never guessed that his attraction to shiny things would land him in such a mess. [AU-ish for inaccurate movie lines. Reylo. Hints of Stormpilot. M is for Mature jokes!]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,293 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey]
Don't Expect Too Much by StriderLover27 reviews
Clarissa Fairchild didn't expect much in life. Go to college, become an artist, get married, have children, things like that. But then Jace Herondale, the totally hot and famous teen actor, rolls into town and ruins her plans, 'cause it's her, the perfect girl to act as Jace Herondale's girlfriend. But small problem occurs along the road, Clary finds herself falling for the jerk.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,833 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
Hell Is Other People by TheLandlord'sDaughter reviews
"This place was supposed to be my hell. But now I'm gonna make it yours." [Kai/Bonnie]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,969 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Bonnie B., Kai
Ice Cold by Wartermehloan reviews
Clary and Jace have been going to the same school for years now but have never really talked. Will a school geography trip to the mountains of Iceland change things between them? In the midst of a disaster bigger than both of them, will they be drawn together or torn apart? CLACE
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,959 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Twisted Minds Think Alike by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
She looked and acted like an angel. And just when you started to believe she really wasn't a killer underneath, she would strike. Loki thought she was just the kind of person he could use, after he manipulated her into trusting him. Little did he know, she was trying to manipulate him back. Both twisted minds try to trick and bend the other to their will… but will either succeed?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,148 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Loki, OC, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
The ETIA Files: Across Time And Space by ToryTigress92 reviews
E.T.I.A Agent and Royal Navy Commander Louisa Dunham is sent back to 1914 to retrieve Captain Nicholls after his apparent 'death', as a personal favour to some old friends. She was meant to rescue him, she wasn't supposed to fall in love with him. Nicholls/OFC. First story of a six part series.
War Horse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [Capt. Nicholls, OC] Maj. Jamie Stuart, Lt. Waverly - Complete
A Flaw In Our Chemistry by TheWolfWithinMe reviews
'You put two people alone together for a certain length of time, and they'll either kill each other or fall in love.' - Unknown. Damon has left, leaving Bonnie and Kai with only each other for company. Can she forgive him? Can he trust her? Can Damon find a way to bring them back and will it be too late when he does? [Kai/Bonnie.] Cover image not mine.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,904 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Damon S., Bonnie B., Kai
Half Truths by purrina57 reviews
"His face is right in front of mine, his breath warm and delicious against my lips as he says, "'I can handle you.'" I simply duck under his arm and say, "'We shall see.'" Clary is trained for this, to be the perfect woman, and maybe the perfect wife. It's her job, what she was born into and what she has been raised to do. But CAN she do it? Futuristic Clary/Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 178,685 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
How To Be Popular by Tessa Grey reviews
When Jack Brewer discovers his girlfriend in the compromising position of mid-swallowing his, now former, best friend he searches for what most guys would...Revenge. And how do you do that? Get a new girlfriend of course. And who's that new girlfriend? Kim Crawford
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Jack B., Kim C.
The Girl Who Wouldn't Kneel by KittyOnAKeyboard reviews
Havilah Sverrir, an outgoing seventeen-year-old girl, visited Germany with her class. Near the end of the trip, they attend a gala at Stuttgart Museum, and get far more than they bargained for. A mysterious man, claiming to be Loki of Asgard, attacks a patron and ends up killing Havilah's friend. Losing all rationality, the girl challenges the god, ultimately sealing her own fate.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Loki, OC
He's All That by kchaos85 reviews
When Eret dumps Astrid 6 weeks before prom, compromising her plans for her senior year, Astrid vows to get even and show him that she doesn't need him, resulting in a bet between her and her best friend Ruff. But how can Astrid turn Hiccup into prom king in only a few weeks? M Mild language/violence/sexy times. On a short Hiatus, but not discontinued, I promise! I will finish!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,903 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Ruffnut, Eret]
HMS Shadowhunter by MagicalMe8121 reviews
Clarissa Fray is the personal maid to Isabelle Lightwood. When a misunderstanding leads to her and Isabelle getting kidanapped by pirates, she learns new information about her past and her family. Will she like what she learns aboard the HMS Shadowhunter? After all, some secrets are better left buried... Pirate AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Sirens Call by lezonne reviews
Instead of growing those lust filled eyes like everyone else, he simply shook his head, looking at me once more when he finished. He didn't try to kiss me- thankfully- but he did seem offset by my voice. I wonder why he seems to be the only one who can actually fight it. Hermione is a bit alarmed when her voice starts driving lust into men like that of a Siren.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,879 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Desert walk by Kickin' It Teen reviews
What would have happend with Ian and Wanda if Melanie wouldn't have been present in the desert walk scene. (Movie)
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Paris in the Summertime by CoralLautner reviews
Clary is about to embark on the trip of a lifetime with her boyfriend Simon to tour France for the summer. Their plans are scuppered when Simon is offered the chance to tour with his band and Clary must instead go to France with his snarky stepbrother Jace whom she has nothing but negative feelings toward. But will a Summer in Paris change that? All-Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,324 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Their Scars by MrsTateLangdon reviews
Everyone has scars—some just have more than others. Jace/Clary Rated M to be safe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,764 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Jace W., Clary F.
Sympathy for the Devil by GooberCraft reviews
Agent Katelyn Willis is captured during the Fall and subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of the alien Chitauri. The once fallen king of Asgard, and new ruler of Earth, Loki takes an interest in her case and releases her from her enslavement, only to bind her under his own control. OC/Loki and Avenger fun! Rated M for adult and dark themes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Loki, OC
Potion Problems by Fluffy4Gizm0 reviews
There, at the very back of the class, almost in the shadows of the corner he sat, leaning arrogantly relaxed and staring straight at her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,371 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
His Persephone by thewanderers'wanderingdaughter reviews
Sequel to His Little Bird. He's waited for months while she's slipped out of his sight, but now she's back at Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy will stop at nothing to claim his ultimate possession. Seventh year. Dark. Not book compliant. Non-con and violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 178,112 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Criminal Affairs by butterflyprincess465 reviews
Kim Crawford is the new girl with many secrets. She meets Jack Brewer and is sucked into an unexpected life. Secrets will be revealed, dangerous pasts will be uncovered, and of course there will be love. Can Kim handle it all or will she need help? And why does she keep getting weird flashbacks of someone special? I already posted this but I have to do it again properly.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Adaptation by Anne Kerouac reviews
"The reopening of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry requires all seventh year students from last term return in preparation for the N.E.W.T.s and graduation. The current administration would like to stress that all Hogwarts students enrolled in last year's term are required to repeat their year level as strict compliance to the Department of Education." (DM/HG, PostHPDH)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Won't Give Up On Us by lovelifeandwatermelons reviews
When Jack receives a scholarship offer from the Otai Academy, he decides to take it and leave his friends and his home behind. What will happen? Follow Jack, Kim, and the gang as they go through the ups and downs of this sudden change in their lives. Originally a oneshot, changed to a story. Please read and review!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,446 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Jack B., Kim C.] - Complete
Dangerous by heybabesxoxo reviews
Kim, a military brat, just moved to Seaford along with her brother Jake and her father. Her mom passed away a few years ago and things are starting to feel normal. Jack is the leader of a gang who cares about nothing or no one. But when a rival gang learns of Kim, will Jack discover his love for Kim. Please review! Renamed Dangerous from Saviour, it just fit better.
Kickin' It - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
Never Too Late by Glimmer Conlon O'Leary reviews
TITLE CHANGE from Uproot Every Lie "I'm dead inside; bring me back to life. It's never too late to show you who I am. And I know you wanna love me. I know you understand that I could be your missing page." SEQUEL to "A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy."
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,166 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spot C.
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On the Outside reviews
Jack Brewer was bullied for years by the gorgeous Kimberly Crawford and others. After being absolutely humiliated during sophomore year, he leaves. 1 and 1/2 years later, he's back at Seaford High, and changed from his dorky self into a hot bad boy who has everyone's full attention. But what will he do when he discovers that in his absence Kim is now the outcast, the bullied one?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Jack B., Kim C.
Underground reviews
In the futuristic town of Seaford, everything is difficult. People disappear frequently and are never to be seen again. Kim has had enough. She finds the secret underground rebellion and together with their leader, Jack, they fight to gain freedom from a sadistic dictator. But they all know the consequence if they are caught committing treason—death.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Jack B., Kim C., Grace
The Last Ones
She found her way through the desert to them. No one knows why. It happened once before in the desert of Arizona. But this one has a mission. It's one she never speaks of, but she's not just there to help the humans. She has an ulterior motive. Her host stopped speaking to her weeks ago, but her memories are as fresh as ever. And they might just change her mission.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20 - The Seeker, OC
Silver Fingers reviews
Julia is a pickpocket. A good one too, having learned from the best. But when her father is caught and arrested, she runs away and escapes to the Brooklyn lodging house, charading as a boy to protect her identity. Going as Silver, she finds herself caught up in a newsy strike, constant runs from the police, and a mysterious boy named Spot Conlon who has taken an interest in her.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Jack K., Spot C., Racetrack H., OC