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Joined 01-24-13, id: 4503708, Profile Updated: 12-02-13
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gallagher Girls, Unwanteds series, and Heist Society.

Hey! If you're wondering where I got PHAKS as my pen name, it's an acronym for all of my favorite book characters. They are: Percy, Harry, Annabeth, Kendra, and Seth. (Plus, I am a complete nerd and I love facts!)

My favorite band: Florida Georgia Line (yes I like country)

My favorite series: PJO, Harry Potter, Fablehaven, Heroes of Olympus, The Specialists, Gallagher Girls, Matched, Hunger Games, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel,HoO, Beyonders, and Witch and Wizard

My favorite characters (other than PHAKS): Cammie, Bex, Zach, Gigi, David, Hermione, Leo, Cassia, and Wisty

My least favorite characters: Jason, Dillon (I haven't gotten to that part in Maximum Ride, but my friend has)

My favorite villan: The Sphinx

My favorite autors: Rick Riordan, Ally Carter, Sarah Dessen, J. K. Rowling, Ally Condie, Michael Scott, Brandon Mull

I enjoy writing because I can control my own little world. There is nothing like reading a book, thinking of every alternate universe imaginable, and then putting it down on paper (or the computer, now). It's pretty awesome.

My friend GirlwithaDragonPatronus has this on her profile. She got it from karatemaster101. I totally agree with it.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been kidnapped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate.

Why do we SLEEP in church by stay AWAKE through a two hour movie?

Why is it so HARD to talk about God, but so EASY to gossip?

Why are we so BORED when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it EASY to read fashion magazines?

Why is it so easy to IGNORE a Godly Facebook wall post, yet we REPOST the nasty ones?

Why are CHURCHES getting smaller, but BARS AND CLUBS are growing?

Think about it, are you going to REPOST this? Are you going to IGNORE because you think you'll get laughed at? Would you have read this if it said...Read This in God's Name? Repost if you truly believe in God.


95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the stupid Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what... Hey is that a penguin? Cool! Um, what were we talking about? Copy and Paste!

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE to read, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you are pretty much (or completely) insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If youMost people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" have ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you use made-up words from books on a daily basis (D'arvit, Merlin's beard, etc.) instead of curse words, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathly Hallows copy and paste this in your profile. Lots of people say they still hated Snape. I disagree. He was a good guy all along and he really did care for Harry.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste into your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or vice versa) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered again, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you give annoyingly cute nicknames to people, and they hate them with a passion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you love fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you literally spend hours on fanfiction.net, whether reading fanfics, writing fanfics, or updating your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes weird. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for useless things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

(\ _ /) (O.o )

This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call 'a floor'. A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive" if you haven't seen the floor in any select part of your room for over a week… post this on your profile! (you're not alone)

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

The original name of the book Max was supposed to be Waterwings. If you think this is a much better name, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have an insane best friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are convinced that the owl that was supposed to bring your Hogwarts letter got lost in the mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Harry Potter vs Twilight

In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle.

In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character has a 109 year old watching them sleep.

In Harry Potter the villain is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villains are posh vampires that have crazy plans and end up getting killed by Edward every time.

In Harry Potter the main character chooses the awesome ginger over the emotional Chinese girl. In Twilight the main character chooses the sparkling vampire over the sexy werewolf with abs.

In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff.

In Harry Potter Robert Patterson dies. In Twilight Robert Patterson lives.

Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it. Now I'll finish with a song.

Jingle bells Twilight smells Edward ran away Bella died Jacob cried POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!

Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Accio remote!)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

If you agree that if life gives you lemons, YOU MUST CHECK THE RATING, copy paste this into your profile.

If you agree that that cover is AWESOME copy paste this into your profile.

If you check Rick Riordan's blog daily because you are such a book nerd, copy paste this into your profile!!

Read This!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Empress and Queen are both titles. No difference, really. Except that the title Empress is used when ruling an empire, and Queen is used when ruling a kingdom. Either way, I still rule.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you are reading this profile, copy-paste this into your profile

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you get super happy for getting even one review, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you livec in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

The line between genius and insanity is defined by whether or not you can fool people into thinking you're sane. - Unknown

So now we've grown up too fast and there's nothing left to believe. – Unknown

Being God isn't easy. Being a politician is.

If you do too much the people become dependent on you.

If you do nothing then they lose all hope.

But if you do it right they won't be able to tell if you did anything at all.

- Unknown

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The Gallagher Heist by Blueheaven8910 reviews
Kat and her crew wants to steal Gillian Gallagher's sword at the Gallagher Academy. What will happen when the crew thinks they are conning a normal school when it's actually a school for spies? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,319 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cammie M., Kat B.
Demigod IMing by nikster609 reviews
What happens when Percy, Nico, Annabeth, Thalia and Grover get together in a chat room? this story is just that! by the way if you want more, just review and say so! This is my first story! Please don't flame it! just suggest things to make it better! TNX
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Nico A., Thalia G.
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
We All Grow Up, Even Percabeth by HAWTgeek reviews
we all know that teenage romances never last forever. Percabeth isn't any different. they break up like most couples, have half-bloods of their own, and move on with their lives.they gave up on each other a long time ago, but Aphrodite has other plans...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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House of Hades Predictions reviews
This is just like the title says. I will update as I come up with ideas.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Double Crossed The Second reviews
Kat and her crew have already met the Gallagher Girls. This time, they meet under different circumstances.
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cammie M.
James Morgan reviews
Takes place right after the 5th book. It is about Cammie's long lost brother, James Morgan. It should be good!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Cammie M., Rachel M., Professor Buckingham
Barbed Wire reviews
Quill was surrounded by high walls ever since High Priest Justine came to power, but why are there barbed wire ceilings?
Unwanteds series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2013