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HEY! WECOME, to my profile. There's cookies over there and the lemonades fresh so help your... wait a minute...
DA' HECK YOU DOIN' HERE?!!! Don't you know that this page of the internet is in quarantine? They've (meaning society in general) determined that the spewings of my mind are contagious and unfit for 'normal' people. To which I replied 'define normal'. Long story short they sent/banished me here. Oh well, it's to late for you to leave, 'cause the door locked behind you. Now you must stay here and keep me and my characters/invisible friends/delusions/voices amused. Think of it like the old gladiator rings, only more tears and no escape. MWHAHAHAHA! (cough, cough)
Please, if you're here to provoke the voices in my head let me stop you right now, they don't need the stimulation, let that be clear to you. Don't ask me why I'm not in a mental institution, because I'm not crazy my mother had me tested (results were inconclusive). And I may or may not have broken out of the last loony bin they tried to keep me in (It's amazing what you can do with a stick of gum, a tongue depressor and a glass eye). I may or may not be a high functioning deranged person in hiding, and besides we all know that writing is the only socially acceptable form of schizophrenia there is. But I do enjoy a little conversation or feedback to keep the creative juices flowing. So READ AND REVIEW MY WORKS!!Or send me a PM I love to freak out random strangers.
Some things for you to know about your new master/eternal friend;
I am female. (Duh.)
I am an adult. (Don't you know that ladies never tell their age?) I can drink and everything!
My updates (if any) will be erratic and splotchy at best. This place is more of a way-point for me and I'm way to busy for you people. So unless a plot bunny actually crawls up my tail pipe (and I know it wont come out like absolute garbage) don't expect to much. (You should know that begging does help.)
My first love is reading, I even remember the exact book that started my love of reading. It was in 3rd grade and the book was Hey, Al. It's even on youtube. That was the beginning, and once my mom gave me the first Harry Potter book I was head over heels in love for reading. My friends are convinced I ate the elementary school library growing up. (It was a small library, hardly even filled me up.)
I love the smell of vanilla and old books. (All you bookworms out there know what I'm talking about)
I love pancakes. (Who in their right mind doesn't?) But my aunties waffles I would kill for.
I'm pretty messy.
Favorite color is purple.
Chocolate is gods way of apology to the female population. (If you're female you know why, and if you're male and you don't know why, just keep moving.)
Favorite books: Narnia, Harry Potter, Anything by R.A. Salvatore, Redwall, Eragon, (not in any order and there are many more but I don't want to bore you.)
Hobbies: Hunting (don't cross me! I watch enough crime shows to know where to bury a body so no one will ever find you!), reading, writing, working and studying (but the last two are kind boring and don't count)
Fav. Manga: Fruits basket, fairy tail (there are a few others but I can't remember them right now).
Darkness cannot defeat darkness, only light can do that.
Hate cannot defeat hate, only love can do that.
If who I am is what I have,
and what I have is lost,
who am I?
Don't step on people on this life,
Or you'll come back as a cockroach.
When you cry, I cry.
When you hurt, I hurt.
When you fight, I fight.
When you jump off a bridge,
I get a paddle and save your sorry ass.
And that's about all you need to know about my insanity.
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