Poll: OK, now that my first poll is done I've decided to create another, as I've enjoyed the first one so much. Unlike my first poll I have not decide how many oneshots I want to make, this time any pairing that gets over 15 votes I will be making a oneshot of. So please vote, and feel free to tell anyone about my poll I would like to get as many votes as possible. this poll will be open till I have finished posting all 6 winning oneshots from my previous poll, and I plan to post about one every week. And also like last time if you have any ideas or requests as to what you would like to see in one of the one-shots feel free to PM me using POLL in the subject box, and what paring it is and what your idea or request is. P.S. the undecided male character #1 and 2 is because at this time I'm unsure what pairings I would like to do, but I wanted more Harry Potter options so to keep it in I've done this. PLEASE LOOK AT THE POLL RESULTS BEFORE VOTING AS IF ANTHING YU VOTE FOR THAT ALREADY HAS AT LEAST 15 VOTES WILL BE MADE INTO A ONESHOT, AND VOTING FOR THEM WILL BE A WASTE OF YOUR VOTE! Update! I have removed all of the harry potter/ undecided male character, and harry/viktor, and harry/cedric-edward as they all had 15 or more votes for each and will be made into fics. Vote Now!
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Avengers, Hunger Games, American Horror Story, Castle, and Joseph: King of Dreams.
I am an avid fanfiction reader and writer
I have accounts on this site as well as Archiveofourown - 1kinkyslytherin
for my ongoing story Incubus Heart I will try and post a chapter every month
For Only in Dreams I will also try and post once a month
Requests are always welcome, and wanted, for all fandoms (though if I don't know anything about a fandom, or like said fandom, I will tell the person who requests it). the request doesn't have to be very detailed, just some details of what you want to be in the fic need to be given, because I can't read your minds. Also I write SLASH!!!!!! If you are requesting a fic from me, do not make it a het fic, if you do want a het one please look at the list I made of paring I like first. I do not like het in general, but I might write some het, but it will have to be a pairing that I like, or am willing to write.
Totally forgot, if anyone out there can remember the story Fenrir Greyback's Bitch I was forced to delete it on this site, but it's posted on archiveofourown.com for all who want to read it
sam/dean - supernatural
harry/Severus -harry potter
kevin ryan/javiar esposito - Castle
charles/erik - xmen
cato/peeta - hunger games
eames/arthur - inception
ennis/jack - brokeback mountin
alex/justin - wizards of waverly place
loki/tony - avengers
harry/louis - one direction
peter/edmund - narnia
sam/blaine - glee
finn/puck - glee
ryder/unique - glee
ryder/jake - glee
sam/blaine - glee
nate/eliot - leverage
eliot/hardison/parker - leverage
ethan/jesse - my babysitters a vampire
ziggy/dillon - power rangers rpm
edward/jacob - twilight
daniel/jack - now you see me
troy/ryan - high school musical
tate/violet - american horror story
penny/sheldon - big bang theory
kendall/logan - big time rush
ried/morgan - criminal minds
cole/leo - charmed
chuck/casey - chuck
merlin/arthur - merlin
sherlock/john - sherlock
jim/spock - star trek
drake/josh - drake and josh
alex/meridith - grey's anatomy
alex/george - grey's anatomy
athelstan/ragnar - vikings
clark/lex - smallville
clark/whitney - smallville
clark/oliver - smallville
nick/joe - Jonas brothers/camp rock
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just make sure that it isn't the Hogwarts Express on its way to Hogwarts!
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust and who else gives reasonable answers?
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,Sev'slittlesecret, Bulma-San17, dirtykinks
FAKE ASS FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS...WHICH DO YOU HAVE?
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
13 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
10 When people say " ya know that thing?" No because a thing is any...thing, it could be your hairy Aunt Ida's cheesecake to the pen I know you stole for me yesterday.
11 When you ask some one if they want the last whatever, piece of pizza, scoop of ice cream, cookie, and they know you want it but are just saying it to be polite.
12 When you say that you can't hear what there saying, then they still repeat at the same volume. Oh sorry did I not make it clear that I didn't hear you the first time, SPEAK UP!
13 When people constantly re-ask you the say question over and over day after day, year after year. More then once is annoying, but seriously you have to know that bad yet you can't remember after asking a couple billion times?
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I have lots of strange KINKS, so I MUST be a sicko.
I am ASEXUAL, so I MUST not be attracted to anyone.
I am TRANSGENDER, so when I get a sex change, I MUST be straight.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who doesn't knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the managmant called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed thier doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!
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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
If you can read that please put it in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.