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Joined 01-25-13, id: 4505267, Profile Updated: 08-05-13
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey Ya'll!!!

LAZYcrazyMISFIT here (a.k.a Misfit), and I'm just now getting into writing fanfiction. Almost all my stories will be on either anime or book series, however I may make an original story in the future. I'm willing to take requests for stories, but let me make this clear: I will not write smut. While I know some people like fanfiction that's rated M, I'm just not comfortable with writing that kind of content, and I hope you guys can understand that.

Reviews are welcome, both critique and compliments. (If you do critisize me, please do it in a way so that you actually sound halfway intelligent. I will not be insulted by some one who typEs l!ke TH!issssss...) Also, any hateful comments will be ignored, deleted, and then I may just have to send a very angry Russia with his pipe through the internets for, just kidding. I'll send Belarus. *evil smile*

ANYWAYS, enough with the wierdness. This account may not be updated every week, and in order to keep updating I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK!!!

So, here you have it. Welcome to the land where my brain shall come up with the wierdest things to write for you guys. Welcome into my strange writing world, and remember: In one way or another, we're all lazy, crazy misfits.

Peace, Love, and Plot bunnies!


"The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words." -William H. Gas

"Don't forget to be awesome." -John Green

"I know I'm not perfect, but hopefully I'm good enough for someone out there."

"Princess stabbity-stabbity kill kill."

"Everything happens for a reason, but somtimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions."


"Are you died?" PuffPuff

"I GOT A SHIELD MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lithuania

"Lolwut?" me (and only me...-.-)

"France is a Hispanic country, right?" person in my Spanish class

"I mean, we should just, like, totally stab Ceasar!!!!" Gretchen

"I'm from England...AHHHHHH!" Ican'tREMEMBER

"You may place your lips upon my prosterior and kiss it repeatedly!" Dark Shadows

"I can't just go to Pigfarts! Its on Mars!!!" Draco Malfoy in AVPM


"If people could read my mind, I would get punched in the face a lot."

"If you think about it, the brain named itself."

"I's got the rumblies...that only hands can satisfy."


I just wrote an entire chapter using the wrong name for Poland. Result? The original doc being read and laughed at many times over all because I accidentally wrote Pewdiepie dancing to Pop in a mini-skirt. XD


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Inspired by p0ck3tf0x reviews
A series of one shots involving Canada and Prussia or, rather, Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 91,499 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
My Red Eyed Guardian Angel by Wolfen Artist of KilGuin reviews
10 years after his parent's deaths Matthew is in pain, he cuts, but when he begins to contemplate ending it all will his new silver haired classmate be able to save him Rated T for blood, self-harm, attempted suicide, Gilbert's mouth, and because Carlos and Ivan are evil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,302 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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We No Speak reviews
AUhetalia. When everyone is invited to Alfred's house, who knows what kind of madness will ensue? Especially when Ludwig walks in to bump into Tonio only to see the Vargas twins *ahem* ...dancing? I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS OR HETALIA! GerIta SpaMano and more to come!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Deception reviews
Russia works beside his people in order to be able to see China again after being separated by their bosses. However, when his hope is shattered by a single sentence, he is done with petty rules and regulations. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013
Lost in Translation reviews
Arthur and Alfred's slang starts to lead to some difficulties understanding each other, and both of them find themselves raising eyebrows at the other's choice of words. Human names used, implied USUK. I do not own Hetalia. Rated T for slightly suggestive slang and misunderstood meanings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Someone to Save Me reviews
AUhetalia. Arthur is the younger brother of a particularly rough Scott, and he's tired of being alone. He wants someone to help, anyone to help. However, he doesn't realize that you can't be saved unless you're willing to be. And admitting that he needs help is not one of Arthur's talents. WARNING: SCOTT'S LANGUAGE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - England/Britain, America
The Bullfight and a Promise reviews
AUhetalia! When Antonio, a talented matador, has to participate in a bullfight, Lovino is not pleased at his boyfriend's actions. Why is he so angry? Read to find out. YOAI AND FLUFF. LOVINO'S MOUTH! I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano