An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.

(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki

Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara. By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself awakening as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into a force of positive change before I go insane.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

A spiteful little man ends up dead and pissed. Finding himself before the judgement of a 'God', and granted a 2nd opportunity at life, he was reincarnated - reborn into the Hyuga clan. Mina now finds 'herself' in a female body with a goal to survive this war torn world to defy and spite the self-proclaimed 'God' she's given the alias 'Being-X'. [Dark/Antagonistic MC] [Semi-SI/OC]

Imagine that one of the background characters in Naruto's graduating class was actually relegated to Side Character status and therefore got a character arc. Follow Yuuki, an orphan who's just a bit off, as she affects everything by just being herself. Except... something's a little odd about the dreams she gets and maybe herself isn't completely her.A/N:Cover Niyuu Trickster Kat

This is the life she chose: the path of the shinobi. It's either roll with the punches or be left behind by her team—and Sakura's not about to let them go off on their own. Sakura-centric, series rewrite.

Four years after ROTS, Vader is haunted by nightmares from the Force. His dreams lead him to two special children. AU.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)

The last thing he saw before his head was taken off was the horror in his daughter's eyes. Then came the flashes, the visions of the atrocities that would happen to his family but the gods have given him a second chance. What changes can Eddard Stark make to win the Game of Thrones? Mix of books and show. AU.

A person who can't remember how she died, or when she died, woke up one day as Haruno Sakura. More importantly, this person knew nothing of the Naruto Universe. Semi SI/OC Insert-as-Sakura. Someone not exactly out to save the world, someone unknowing of the assumed future and mostly, drags her chains along, trying to survive. Introspective Fic, Gen.

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

Tywin Lannister is dead. Tyrion Lannister becomes Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West three years before the beginning of Season 1. A new alliance will be forged that will change the political balance of Westeros and the War of the Five Kings.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Sakura becomes better acquainted with Zabuza's sword, Kubikiribocho. Team 7 is never the same after the Wave mission.

Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...

It was honestly kind of funny that all it took for the path of the ninja world to drastically change was Naruto Uzumaki falling down a hill. The boy at the dock helped him up, and their destined friendship began a few years early. Naruto/Sasuke Friendship ; Team 7 Friendship. Now Complete.

There are worse fates than reincarnation. There are worse villages to be born in than Takigakure. There are worse specializations for a ninja than medicine. But once you have mastered the Jiongu, anything is possible. Ito Ikimono knows the horrifying power such a technique can grant, and he'll shed whatever he needs to take it; Sweat, blood, even skin. OC, Fu, Takigakure, Jiongu.

This was not the plan, okay? It wasn't! Shisui however can't quite bring himself to care, not when he's just been rescued from certain maiming by the most magnificently well-muscled kunoichi he's ever met. [Crack. Fix-it. Behold the chaos! Uchiha Shisui is Hoshigaki Shizuma's father, there is no other explanation for the Boruto bishonen sharkboy. DoS compliant. Random updates.]

Sasuke killed Naruto and Kakashi after Kaguya was sealed away. Now Sakura stands alone and is about to be killed. Thankfully she is saved by the toads who send her back in time to prevent the oncoming darkness. (24.04.2019: Slight edit to Sakura 'fangirl' reaction to Sasuke near the end of Chapter 01)

Every shinobi has a story, a reason they choose their particular paths. This is Kakuzu's story. This is me giving the bastard more motive aside CASH MONEYYY

Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!

Sakura finds herself in a world not her own and struggles to survive while being different. Will the Justice League embrace her? Or will she make her way on her own? Only time will tell. "Then set me on fire."

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

If I was sent here on some divine purpose to fix things... they got the wrong girl for the job. OC/Semi SI. Rated M for her slight potty mouth and some adult situations.

The future is not set in stone. Now that she knows what may be, it is up to Daenerys Targaryen to choose which path she follows.

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

The Girl Who Lived is young, small, but fierce and not easily controlled. A story of her mischief and troubles in her fourth year of Hogwarts. New tasks, lots of snarky humor, fem!Harry/Fleur. ABANDONED.

In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Ours is the Fury, those are the words of House Baratheon. And every young Baratheon child grows up memorizing them. But never have the words held more meaning than when Lenora Baratheon, the only true-born heir to the Iron Throne finds out the truth of her family, and of the kingdom. When she is left at the hands of the Starks will Lenora find an ally or an enemy?

All Might never lost the sludge villain, but Izuku did lose the chance to show his heroism to his greatest idol. But that wouldn't matter because Izuku was chosen. Not by All Might or One for All, but by the lightning that now courses through his veins. My name is Izuku Midoriya and I am the Fastest Man Alive...and I will become the greatest hero in the world. Nejire x Izuku.

Try as she might, Ginny can't make herself stop loving Tom. The knowledge of his true identity doesn't prevent the memories of how wonderful he was from consuming her thoughts. Even though it makes her a monster, she can't stop thinking about him. And if the opportunity to help him came up, well. She was always told to listen to her heart. Eventual Ginny/Bellatrix

Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.

AU. Harry Tyrell the counterpart to Harry Potter, born the second son of House Tyrell dares to dream. He will not be a sword at the side of his brother, a knight of the Kingsguard or what else his family plans. He will make his own destiny and show the world what 'Growing Strong' really means. Image is curtsey of NyxxNoxx.

Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.

Zuko freezes and a slow, dawning realization comes over him about what his sister really is; what his father must have realized her to be. Azula is an awesome, unholy power, one that must be wielded carefully lest you cut yourself with the sharp edges. A precision weapon honed over the years. A double edged sword. Or Zuko and Azula are codependent and everyone is dragged along.

A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.

The Class is called seduction and for at least two generations it has added nothing to the quality of the Ninja in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Now due to the early promotion of a prude, Mitarashi Anko is the new instructor.

She was notorious for being ornery and for asserting herself. Opposites attract and that's why she was drawn to her meek husband back in the day. Unfortunately, their son had inherited her bad traits and he refused to listen to reason. One day, he broke their neighbor's window. She left home to pay the man a visit, only to return an adulteress. Naruto x Mitsuki Bakugo. *One-shot*

[ABANDONED] Rewrite is in the works, but no promises. Definitely won't update this version.

Over the course of twenty-four hours, Princess Azula ended the war and seized Ba Sing Se and brought her brother back into the fold. It really had been her finest moment. Unfortunately, when she wakes up the next morning she finds herself reliving that moment over, and over, and over... Timetravel. Azula centric. AzulaXHarem.

It was the first step and a chance, nobody to be there to watch despite the numerous people that prepared her at the starting point. The whispers were merely the tailwind that made her steps reach farther and the shadows were the stepping stones that ensure her place on that lonely peak. From the top, all she needs to do is learn how to fly. ReincarnatedOFC. Pre-Second Shinobi War.

Sakura grows up a different person when everyone she loves keeps dying. Despite a debilitating injury, she becomes a protector of her village and will do anything to save her friends and family. Warning: Character deaths, rated M for future developements.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Naruto makes it home for dinner every night, because Shikamaru and Sakura are always there to cover for him. Shikamaru/Sakura. Blank Period.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

It all happens at a private meal. All signs indicate that one moment Rhaegar had been sitting beside them. Then, the next moment, he was gone. Is gone. There's no sign of the Prince of Dragonstone and Arthur feels his heart drop. (Female Harry Potter)

Harley Quinn has abducted the Joker. Batman suspects she intends to kill him. Will Batman and Robin catch up to her in time to stop her? Do they even want to?

Kisame is captured and taken as a prize to the Captain and Kage of Umigakure . . . an entirely new kind of hidden village, and one he unexpectedly finds his place in.

Sai gave her one of his small and honest smiles. "Do you love Sakura as a friend, too?" Ino scoffed indignantly. "No! I love her like a wife!" After a surprise attack, Ino reveals more than she wanted to a frustrated Sakura.

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

In the beginning, they were just dreams. But they're about to become reality. Konoha never really felt like home to Sakura, so when Uzushio called it was easy to respond. It may be just rubble now, but Uzushio and her people are too stubborn to let it stay that way.

Following their escape from the Limited Tsukuyomi, Naruto and Sakura find themselves back in the world they know as their own. However, walking away from the dream unscathed and untouched is not so easily done.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

"What the hell am I doing?" She slurred over her sake cup. "I did not waste so many years of my life trying to surpass Tsunade only to become a lonely housewife while Sasuke gallivants across the countries singing the songs of his angst!" A chance encounter over sake and shōchū has Sakura taking her future into her own hands, and Kakashi is somehow dragged along for the ride.

Rin was Obito's best friend. Always there for him with a smile and kind words, no-one ever doubted her intentions towards him. Maybe someone should have done. Canon-verse, dark!Rin.

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

What happens when you dream and you cannot wake up? When days and weeks and months pass in the dream? When the dreamt starts feeling more real than the awake? And Sakura dreams about Uchiha Madara, when Fourth Shinobi War rages on. REVISED.

Five and a half years after the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, in a clearing with only nature as his witness, Nara Shikamaru vowed to destroy his enemies. To hunt them unceasingly. To stop for nothing. To never rest until he had purged every trace of them from the world. AU, time travel, Shikamaru-centric

Having kids, who were fans of the show, Code Name Kids Next Door. He never expected to die and get reborn into the exact same world. You, really start caring, when you realize, you and everybody around you was going to die because of one kid. This is his journey to saving the earth from its own madness. BETA NEEDED!

Bran is experimenting still with the abilities that he gained as the Three Eyed Raven. Recalling what had happened with Hodor, he attempts to do it again, but in the opposite direction. He succeeds, though not as cleanly as he would have liked

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Darth Sidious's rise to power was meant to be smooth and efficient.  Grievous, being the stubborn cyborg that he is, refused to roll over and die.  Now the Empire is chasing him around the galaxy, Grievous is starting insurrections, and Vader is busy putting out the fire. Canon as you know it is completely, utterly, screwed up. DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN AS 'Loose Thread.'

(AU) There are many things that make a great ninja. Sakura Haruno may not be physically strong, but she is quite intelligent for her age, and she wants to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade. While practising her espionage skills at 10 years old, she uncovers Naruto's dark secret...which may very well lead to a more coherent Team 7... (No Sakura-bashing here. Don't like, don't read)

"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."

The Great Firebolt Debacle of Harry's third-year shakes out differently, and the whole year is affected. H/Hr. Mild Ron bashing. COMPLETE

As Hokage, Tsunade is too busy to train Sakura the way she needs. As it happens, she has a twin sister with sufficient enough skill to mentor Sakura in her place. An evil twin sister, that is.

Hermione goes back to school while Harry and Ron train as Aurors, but when her final year is over is Hermione ready to settle down with a career and a fiancé? Or is she ready to enjoy her youth for once now that she doesn't need to keep Harry alive or run from mad tyrants? Follow Hermione on her journey that is life after Hogwarts.

The flame danced merrily in her hand, as hot and alive as any other yet people claimed it false for they thought it a 'mere' genjutsu. She giggled. Idiots. They were as false as this flame and so was this world. "You're crazy. Insane. Completely and utterly bonkers," they claimed. She laughed. "I am not insane! The world is insane!"

AU OFC. See Aioka: A Career Genin for the rewrite!

When Team Seven leaves, Sakura finally learns. Assassin!Sakura [BEING EDITED - UNDER CONSTRUCTION - READ AT YOUR OWN CONFUSION - I'll take this notice down when I'm finished with it.]

The war was lost and the Order eradicated - all except one. The one that Voldemort really should have killed first. Hermione Granger rips apart space and time to make the impossible happen. January 30 1960, Lily Evans enters the world and so does her twin sister, Hermione. Marauders Era. EWE. Sirimione.

Naruto gets a part time job at the Yamanaka flower shop, much to Ino's annoyance, however will working with her fellow blond open up new paths in life? Naruino, fluffy, awkward, crushes, and all the fun stuff of working in a flower shop!

This is the story of a person who died. It's OK though, he got better. Through some kind of cosmic coincidence he wakes up in the body of an 11 year old Severus Snape. What would someone in his position, with knowledge of the future and what can be accomplished with magic do? Liberally abuse it and live like a king of course! Snape!Harem SI-OC as Snape NO SLASH.

The concept of balance is the world of Ninja is very different. Reincarnation Fem!Jiraiya who never saw enough to have any clue what is coming. What did she know of Jiraiya? -He- liked toads and watermelons. What did she know of Orochimaru? He bit little boys. Somehow they have become best friends and their crazy balances the other's out. Like a disaster that needed to happen.

This was not Emma McClain's first life. Nor was it her second. Honestly, given all that she'd been through, finding out she was in a story she had read long ago(a lifetime ago really) didn't even faze her... much. SI/OC (sort of).

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

AU: After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces. Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

The Uchiha. Clan full of egomaniacs and Stick-in-the-muds? Or a clan full of soulful artists and cat lovers? She would see to the latter. The ultimate Uchiha Massacre fix-it fic. Manipulative!OC!(first story)

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

Hitomi has an abnormal occurrence in her childhood, which messes up her entire life. Her thirst for blood and her desire of making the boy she loves proud of her makes her the second threat of the Village Hidden in the Sand. WARNING for lemons, gore.

After the battle with Darth Vader Ahsoka went into exile. A new battle with her emotions has taken over, and when an old friend comes to her with a new task she begins a short journey to comes to terms with herself, and the death of her former master.

Truthfully, he had only done it so he could make her comfortable - who knew a simple henge could lead them here. M.

Vala Ketra never fit in with the rest of her pacifist government. She believes Duchess Satine is leading her homeworld of Mandalore to destruction. Threats from Pre Vizsla's Death Watch escalate and Vala unravels a conspiracy that questions everything she believes. Her defiance takes her beyond the Clone Wars and into the age of the Galactic Empire.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Sasuke has been gone for a long 12 years. He missed the birth of his daughter and every birthday since. He has left his wife to support herself and their child while he wanders the land. One day it proves too much when Sarada confronts Sakura about him. But out of the mess appears a silver haired savior. KakaSaku (No longer a one shot! )

Owen Lars has doubts about where his loyalties ought to lie. With the Jedi, Kenobi, whom he has met once, or with a man who is supposed to be part of his family. Meanwhile, Boba Fett begins to piece things together quite accidentally. AU.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Shikamaru ask a favor from Sakura and she readily agrees. Naruto doesn't seem to think it's a good idea though Sakura says she'll be fine. But as the days pass, Sakura starts to wonder if she's in over her head.

For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning

The five times Ino hugged Ibiki and the one time he hugged her.

Sakura pokes his head with her index and middle finger. "Do not be foolish, otouto." (Sakura is the reincarnation of a future that she cannot let happen, and a man who is still alive.) GEN. Sakura-centric COMPLETE

Sakura was in utter bliss as she leaned into kiss Sasuke. They had only been teammates for an hour and suddenly she was kissing him! Her heart was soaring. Only to open her eyes to see the smiling face of Naruto Uzumaki. She fell hard for one of Naruto's stupid pranks. He made fun of her forehead in the worse possible way. One-shot. Fluff-sandwich.

I wasn't some ditzy prepubescent fan girl whining over an Uchiha, or interested in cozying up with the blond brat. I was a boxer, a guy who liked a cold one and played in snooker tournaments, who briefly got stuck watching some anime with my friend's little girl. Couple months later, I miss my step and become KIA. Guess where I get reborn? Wait, where the hell did my dick go!

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

With the dust only beginning to settle on the battlegrounds of Hogwarts, the Order of the Phoenix rushes to release the prisoners from Malfoy Manor, only to discover that those dungeons aren't the only ones that a few prisoners need to escape.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED

Ivy is sick of Harley's delusions. After Ivy reveals her feelings to Harley, she does what she can to lead her away from the Joker's abuse as the couple deals with threats both inside and outside of Arkham Asylum. When the situation deteriorates, they find themselves entering into a tense alliance with Batman and the police to save Gotham City. (FEMSLASH).

As her father's only legitimate heir, Mella Baratheon is both thrown into grave danger and given great power. Becoming Robb Stark's ally and wife allows her to begin moving the pieces. She may be a woman, but she is the most influential Westeros has ever known. Amidst the War of Kings, a Queen will rise. Robb/OC.

Most ninja have quirks and coping mechanisms. Alcohol, sex, gambling, chronic tardiness, flamboyant clothing, verbal tics and bizarre hobbies are just a few. She just so happened to be a compulsive thief. (ONESHOT)

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE

Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Look, mother; the dead are coming home. — Ino-centric, post-war vignette.

An SI finds himself waking up in Joffrey Baratheon's body. What do you do when you're handed the reigns of the Kingdom, and near absolute sovereignty? Whatever the fuck you want it turns out. (Story is Dark and focused on Smut. Noncon, Coercion, Blackmail and Bondage are heavily featured. Still ends up going better for most of the characters than the show does.)

They say it's always darkest before the dawn. But no one anticipates the sun itself going dark. Complete!

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

Thirty years in the future, Sakura visits Sasuke's grave feeling alone and forgotten... (Chp. 700 Compliant; Older NaruSaku FTW One Shot)

"W-what brings you to our home, Naruto?" She says quietly, smiling with her back still facing her dearest friend. She couldn't see him, but she could hear his controlled breathing. It was silent for a few moments before he spoke. "He's left you alone again, Sakura-chan." (WARNING: AFFAIR FIC, slight lemons , chp. 700 compliant)

Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.

Hermione is approached by two former Dark wizards with a special project and she finds her whole world turned upside down.

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.

All she had to do was play her part in her new world and blend in, and now she had the red colors of blood stained onto her hands; though she couldn't seem to give a care. Konoha birthed a monster. Self-Insert OC / SI OC / Dark!OC, oneshot.

Part 2 of The Dark Lady Trilogy. With Voldemort out of the picture it's time for Hermione to step up and take charge of the Death Eaters. At the same time she has to contend with keeping her dark secret from Harry and Ron. Romance also blossoms for The Dark Lady as she finally gets the wizard she's always dreamt of, Draco Malfoy. Dark Hermione!

Tom Riddle never expected for his own weapons to be used against him. Tomione, nothing to do with shakespearean plays

Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.

COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.

How had things gone so wrong? Having lost the fight against Sasori of the Red Sand Sakura finds herself a captive to the mad puppet master. But while waiting for the chance to kill her captor Sakura finds herself identifying with him in the most horrifying way possible. When it comes time to fight, which side will Sakura be on? One Shot Story. Dark fic.

Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

Those two weren't supposed to die, but they did. He was supposed to die years ago, he survived. Now he's dead. All because of me. And me? I was supposed to be just the same Know-It-All who was the brains behind the Golden Trio. Nothing else, nothing more. But then the Fates decided to play and they changed everything. Fifth Year. Part One. Main SS/HG Minor DM/LL COMPLETE

grief doesn't end in a moment. it's a slow and steady march into the future. sakura discovers this in the aftermath of the fourth shinobi world war.

Immortality was always within Sasori's reach. Edo Tensei SasoSaku

Sasori makes Sakura a promise

Jashin, the dark god of destruction and death, murder and bloodlust. What extreme situation does it take to worship such a being?

When Harley is beaten within an inch of her life, something in her drastically changes. With Ivy at her side, can she fight the demons in her life and move forward? Or will the Joker kill what he can no longer have? Harley/Ivy. M for content, sex, and language.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!

It started with a cigarette, and he watched her childhood evaporate like smoke. Oneshot. Lime. [Asuma/Ino]

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.

Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

The Kyuubi is bored, left to himself deep within his prison. At least, until the bizarre arrival of a strange visitor. Philosophy, crack pairing, one shot

What is worth fighting for when you are lost in the darkness and at the mercy of a man who has lost everything? How to find a will to live?

Had his war done this to Granger? The light side had fought him for decades and yet they had always remained annoyingly 'good'. Hermione Granger had adapted to it, and was ready to fight him for all she was worth.

Robin gets kidnapped by an old "friend," and the Titans find themselves searching desperately for their leader, with little luck. Torture, angst, despair, destruction, death... Can they save him? An unusual kind of TT/Batman Beyond xover

What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

She was a legend in-the-making - he had already built his own. But through trials and fascination they'd discover the true beauty of a mind's perfection...together.Oneshot,crack pairing - Ino/Oro but don't be alarmed! First Naruto fic,so reviews're love

In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. complete