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Joined 01-26-13, id: 4506389, Profile Updated: 12-23-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, and Avengers.

About me: I absolutely love reading and writing, laughing at the weirdest times and giggling every time me or my friends trip UP the stairs, strangely enough I'm the only sane person in my group.

Fave colors: blue, green, red, purple, gold, silver, and black.

Hobbies: laughing, reading, laughing at what i'm reading, making sarcastic comments, writing about awesome man killing unicorns.(BTW, I'm team unicorn in the zombie vs unicorn feud.)

Real Name: it's a secret* leans in to whisper* IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Features: well, like my hair color is like called 'you don't need to know' (stalker alert!)

Age: Mm, oh, yeah, i'm immortal. Take that! (you guys don't have nothin' on me)

I play Xbox (I love it)

I love action movies (My life is one)

I don't care for horror movies (Ihave extremely detailed nightmares)

My friends like Harry Potter (Look below for my thoughts about him)

So I said to them, "'Yes because everyone likes a wimpy wizard that waves a stick around trying to defeat a noseless villain that happens to have several disguises, with you trio of friends that cry WAY too much in the movies. Srry for people who like Harry Potter, I just don't care for the guy. :(

I love singing and can play multiple instruments (Does not include the Mortal Instruments)

I wish to be like Angel and Max from Maximum Ride. (they're powers are soo COOL)

I think that this world would be very very tired without the use of Sarcasm (What can I say, only the best people use Sarcasm)


Maximum Ride (I wish I could fly)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I want to randomly send IM, iris messages, to my friends and prank them)

Heroes of Olympus (I want to ride Festus the dragon)

Halo, Hades, Heaven (I want to stand up to an angel)

Angel Burn ( I really really want to shoot Raziel in this series)

Hunger Games (I want to go up to the Prez and say something sarcastic while the unicorns, I happen to have, start beating up the guards)

The Mortal Instruments (I have nothing to say, oh wait, yes I do. I want to knock some sense into Magnus and Alec and tell them how messed up their relationship is and them I would make them get back together.)

The Infernal Devices (I just want to take Will and smack him until he actaully goes to Tessa adn tells her how he feels and then get his sister to be with Jem)

Pride Prejudice and Zombies (Zombies. Ah, the one thing that is awesome to kill)

Fable Haven (What can I say. I love fantasy. Not that I think It really is fantasy. Hey, I believe)



1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Random things to do:

Chill with a platypus

During a boring class, get up and start to frolic around.

play the quiet game then burp

Things to do at a store:

Have an exclusive dance party!

go to the wardrobes and jump out when people walk by and say, "Welcome to Narnia!"

go up to a cashier register person and ask if they like you


In the middle of the night, jump up and scream "FIRE!"

In math class, bounce your eraser up and down until she says stop.

If your pretty gassy, eat a bunch of tacos before going to a friends house.

While your sister/ brother is asleep, jump up and down on her bed and scream "EARTHQUAKE!"

At 1:00 am, call your dad and say, "oops, wrong number"

Call your boyfriend and then scream and hang up.

if you have a car and you get pulled over by the police, switch over to the passenger seat and say "He was here a second ago!" Hmmm wonder how much trouble youd be in... :D

go to a seafood restaurant and ask for a hotdog with fries and chilli. See what the reaction is.

Stop someone on the street, pull out a map of Greece and ask for directions to the Parthenon. (Caution: This won't work if you're in Greece!)

The next time a sporting event gets boring, draw a tiny face on your little finger and let Mr. Pinky give a play-by-play description of the game—in a high-pitched voice, of course.

Blow up a balloon then suddenly let it go. Follow the flying balloon around the room and shout dramatically, "He's dying! He's dying!" When the balloon hits the floor, pronounce it "dead."

Wear goofy headbands and when people look at you funny, say loudly, "What? What? What are you looking at?"

Blow soap bubbles and say to each one: "Good Witch Glenda, oh, Good Witch Glenda, are you in there? It's me, Dorothy …

The next time you're at the gym, stand in front of the lightest barbell you can find. Stretch and flex and act like the strongest person in the world. Then lean over and act like the weight is impossible to lift. The more you grunt and groan, the better!

Ask your teacher about stranger danger and say " If I don't talk to strangers how will I make friends"?

Go to a fast food restarant and pay for your meal entirely in pennies.

Go to the pet store and Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsellable.

Go to the movies and Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Reason the human race has evolved thus far.

1.) On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

2.) On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

3.) On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

4.) On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

8.)On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

9.) On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

10.) On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

11.) On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

12.) On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

13.) On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

14.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

15.) On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

16.) On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

This is very sweet, so you MUST READ IT

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER."

My OC's(Two of which I share with my sister H8rslovemecauseI'mawesome)

Name: Saige Shadows

Alias: Diana Carstairs/ Alexandria Santiago/ Minerva Verlac

Birth date: June 21, 1497

Gender: Female

Height: 5’ 10”

Weight: 122 lbs

Hair Color: Black/ Ebony

Hair Style: Long/ Straight/ about knee length

Eye color: Silver

Eye shape: Slanted

Body structure: Slightly curvy/ long torso/ long legs/ feline muscle structure/ average hands/ long fingers

Facial Structure: prominent cheekbones/ full lips/ coloring crimson/ small nose/ pointed ears

Hair with Powers (Only 2): Demon form: Scarlet/ Unicorn form: Midnight with silvery streaks

Eyes with Power (Only 2): Demon form: completely black/ Unicorn form: black iris with silver rim

Parents: The Fairy Queen and Poseidon

Siblings: Victoria Nightshade, etc.

Skills: Master at Hypnosis/ Trickery/ 26 ways of torture/

Powers: Saige can transform into any dark creature, but unlike her sister, she doesn't have any light magic to balance her dark magic, therefore making her a Dark immortal. her main form that she uses is a succubi or a female demon.

Background: Saige is the daughter of the Fairy Queen and Poseidon, both of whom had Saige and her sister before the met their spouses. Saige is a special case among immortal beings. But unlike her sister, Saige let her homeland when she was young and sought out the world. She and her sister were born in the 1400’s a very poor time for women, but as soon as she turned sixteen she started learning dark magic from a Greater demon or a demon of higher power.

Race: Immortal/ Not human

Affiliation: Society of the Evening Star/ Avengers/ Supernatural

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Name: Victoria Nightshade

Alias: Vanessa Blackwell, Rosalina Spade, Constantine Light, Arryn Hale

Birth date: June 21, 1497

Age: first book (One that I'm writing, not on Fanfiction): 16, bit she is really 400/ Second book: 516, but appears to be about 20, maybe even 19/ Third book: 517, same appearance/ Forth book: 518, same appearance/ Fifth book: 519, same appearance

Gender: Female

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 122

Hair Color Human: Chestnut brown

Hair Style: Middle back/ wavy

Eye color: Brown with gold rim

Eye Shape: Round Almond

Body Structure: Statuesque/ long torso/ medium length in legs/ defined muscle structure in arms legs and body/ small hands/ long fingers

Facial Structure: Defined cheekbones/ full lips/ coloring rouge/ average nose/ pointed ears

Hair Color with powers(Only 2): Naiad Form: dark blue almost black/ Unicorn Avatar Form: Silver with a bluish tint

Eye Color with Powers(Only 2): Naiad Form: Gold/ amber/ Unicorn Form: Light blue with silver rim

Parents: Fairy Queen and Poseidon

Siblings: Saige Shadows, etc.

Skills: mastered most artillery/ Knows forgotten language/ Hypnosis

Hobbies: Playing Cards/ Reading/ Sparring/ Annoying Enya/ Cooking foods from different Countries/ Playing Pranks/ Conversing in different languages

Powers: Can transform into any of the light beings of magic, such as a Unicorn, which is what her mother is, or a fairy, and some of the dark beings of magic, such as a wraith or a dark dragon. She also has the power of telepathy, telekinesis, time-travel, transportation.

Background: Victoria Nightshade is the daughter of the Fairy Queen and Poseidon, both of whom had Victoria and her sister, Saige, before they were even formally married to their spouses. Raziel, the angel, decided to pay a visit to Victoria and her sister as infants and since Shadowhunters came to be when Raziel gave his blood, he made the infants ingest his blood, therefore adding to their already abundant power.

Race: Immortal/ Not Human

Affiliation: Knights of the Dawn/ Fablehaven/ Camp Half Blood/ Avengers/ Supernatural


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Name: Enya Hern

Birth date: November 15

Gender: Female

Height: 5' 9"

Weight: 135 lbs

Hair Color: Red

Hair Style: Wild and way/ middle back

Eye color: Dark brown/ black

Eye shape: Deep set thin almond eyes

Body structure: Slightly curvy/ middle length torso/ long legs/ feline muscle structure in body/ small hands/ long fingers

Facial Structure: high cheek bones/ thin upper lip/ full bottom/ coloring folly/ small nose/ normal rounded ears

Hair with Powers: No Difference

Eyes with Power: black where the whites would be and red iris

Parents: Bia the Primordial of Force, violence, might and power and William Hern a mortal

Siblings: None

Skills: lock picking/ slight of hand/ and 26 ways to get a confession (Warning: Not for children or adults to try at home. Please take care that these are torturing methods that should not be used.)

Hobbies: Playing pranks/ Getting revenge on Victoria/ Sparring/ playing poker/ swimming/ reading/ playing the guitar on the roofs of buildings.

Powers: Power of force (pure energy, mind you), mostly using it like Remy La Beua(excuss the spelling, please)

Background: When she was very young, Enya's dad died of a car crash and she was left at an orphanage until she was about 12, when she ran away to go live with her grandmother from her dad's side. She trained her powers, learning how to control it. She didn't know she had a Primordial Goddess for a parent, until her grandmother told her when she was older.

Race: Demigod

Affiliation: Camp Halfblood/ the Avengers Initiative

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Green Eyes by ariapyrasyria reviews
Edward has a mysterious encounter with someone he never thought could exist...and she haunts him. What happens when Vampires aren't the only dangerous ones out there? **DISCONTINUED**
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,007 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
Fablehaven reads Fablehaven by 1238904756 reviews
Stan Sorenson recieves a copy of each of the five Fablehaven books and the characters from the books read them. Spoiler warning, obviously.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,245 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012
The Other Way Around by yikes im sad reviews
Just a role reversal between Puck and Sabrina. Retelling of most scenes from the books!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Percy Jackson: Disassembled by Yellow-Spider reviews
Loki has returned to earth with a purpose; finish off the Avengers once and for all. Percy Jackson must yet again fight with the Avengers in an attempt to stop the rogue God of Mischief from destroying Earths Mightiest Heroes. SEQUEL to Percy Jackson: Anarchy. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson: Anarchy by Yellow-Spider reviews
Percy just wanted to be a normal teenager- well as normal as a seventeen year old demigod can be. But with monster attacks on the rise and new foes stirring Percy must join the Avengers to save New York. Contains swearing.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Clockwork Prince by Readoholic97 reviews
this takes place after the end of clockwork angel and combines the characters from the mortal instruments and infernal devices. Clary's gift with runes and creating portals is more powerful than anyone realised, and Will and Jaces ego's clash.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jace W., Will H.
Maximum's Twilight by lackofbetterchoice reviews
Maximum ride is alone, Itex is gone but at what cost? Jeb convinces her to start fresh and have a normal life. But how can you have a normal life when the town you move to is full of vampires? Set two years after 3rd book 4th and 5th book didn't happen
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,808 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Edward - Complete
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
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Avengers Initiative: Percy Jackson reviews
This is the story of Percy Jackson, Hero of Olympus, and how he became an Avenger. Percy Jackson has just lost his girlfriend and is slowly losing his mind with the images and nightmares of Tartarus. The Gods couldn't just sit there and watch him as this happened. So, they sent him to the Avengers with hope that this ragtag team of heroes might be able to help him. Can they?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,699 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Percy J., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F.
Colliding Worlds reviews
Started with rewriting this. Chapter 1 is posted- Warning: it is short. It has a lot of cussing. Just a bit random.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward, Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Avengers Initiative reviews
As Loki and the Chitari and an army of Demons grow closer to Earth, the Avengers are going to need all the help they can get. So when two girls show up during a fight, what will happen to the Heroes? Add Mortals, Demi-gods, Gods and Magic to the mix, you've got one hell of a story. Contains three OCs. Pairings Undecided.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - OC, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.