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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Batman, RWBY, and Superman.
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Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing... AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game. (Bloodborne/Hamefura post-Dark Souls setting crossover)
My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 262 - Words: 547,908 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5h - Published: 7/27/2020
No Goddesses Need Apply by lord of the land of fire reviews
Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,323 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/2/2019
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 467,527 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 6,892 - Follows: 6,810 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Actually Satan by NoSchittSherlock reviews
Despite repeated denials, Ciel Phantomhive isn't entirely convinced his new servant wasn't the devil in disguise. In his defense, Archer thinks much of the same of his new employer. Stuck with a brat he thinks of strangling on a daily basis on a job with no end in sight, Archer is one hell of a butler. As if he wasn't overworked enough.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,378 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/30/2021 - EMIYA, Ciel P.
Die for the cause by Illuviar reviews
The Citadel Council - an organization tasked with maintaining the peace, stability and prosperity of the known galaxy. It is a task they had mostly excelled at since the Krogan Rebellions. The Councilors have the weight of the galaxy upon their shoulders and have to constantly balance the needs and interests of their governments and people... Competent Council AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,682 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/4/2019
The worst Fanfiction ever written by Mephiles666 reviews
Taylor and Reimu being straight, Greg being relevant, the bigotry everywhere, people liking this abomination; it's all Alice's fault! Now bitch, roll for Endbringer kills!
Crossover - Touhou Project & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,097 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Alice M., Reimu H., Skitter, Greg
Ere we go, Pluz Ultra! by Unseen Lurker reviews
Sometimes, small things can have unforeseen consequences. Like the butterfly causing an hurricane. Or the nail costing a war. Or the snotling messing around where he shouldn't causing the rise of a different kind of hero... "Awigt den, come have a go, ya gits! Waaaaagggghh!"
Crossover - Warhammer & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,349 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Orks, Izuku M.
Dichotomy by Yuuki no Yuki reviews
Not every Slytherin ends up in the Snake Pit. Some cave to parental bias, some follow friends or family, and some make a calculated decision to align themselves with the most underestimated house in a bid for safety and security. Well, only one girl did that. But she read those books, no way was she dealing with all that plot. SI/OC Drabble Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Hermione G., Theodore N., OC, Daphne G.
Ranma Restart: Bid for Freedom by MM007 reviews
When Ranma finds his consciousness back in his six-year-old self, he leaps from the Neko-ken training pit a changed boy and elects to free himself from the life his father intends for him. What happens when the Wild Horse bolts the stable and goes off-plan? (Uses the Ranma Restart Premise, may eventually be RanmaXHarem but more organic/slow burn)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,341 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Ranma, Kasumi, Ukyo
New Game, New life by Adudefromthesea reviews
Self insert, Gamer Powers, Magic, Yokais, Hentai Ninjas, Gangs, Over Dramatic Teenage Gang Warfare, Gender-bender Martial Artists, Bitter rivals, Crazy suitors, Good deeds, Mad Profits, Waifus, Madness, More Waifus, Gods, Demons, Politics, Supernatural Politics, Mayhem, Even more Waifus, And copious amounts of funny tasting breads, Oh my! [Self-Insert] [Gamer Powers] [Multicross]
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 182,500 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Ranma, Ukyo, OC, Sailor Moon
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,064,486 - Reviews: 10766 - Favs: 17,347 - Follows: 16,512 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
James Stormcaller and The Walnut Court by Baked The Author reviews
Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,015 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 12/21/2021 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Harry P., Remus L., OC - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by Moczo reviews
One night, in a lost temple far beneath the Sword Coast, dark forces stirred with dark intent towards the children of a dead god. Battle was joined, and when the smoke cleared only two of these special children still lived. Or... was it three? (Revised Chapter 25 uploaded 8/12/2019)
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,781 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2021 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Imoen, Jaheira, Sarevok A., OC - Complete
Aqua's Bizarre Isekai Adventures by DB Sommer reviews
A series of adventures, that some would call incidents, of Aqua and her newest wave of isekai recruits.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/8/2021 - Published: 12/1/2021
The Dark Side of the Sauce by WillyDJ reviews
You know of Palpatine, the Mad Emperor, Dark Side Sith and plotter extraordinaire. What if he had said 'Bugger all that, who wants to rule the Galaxy, really' and instead pursued other matters. Behold! Sheev Palpatine, master chef and wielder of The Dark Side of the Sauce!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/5/2021 - Published: 11/11/2020
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 516,189 - Reviews: 7720 - Favs: 9,709 - Follows: 9,976 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Monochrome Duet by Solid Shark reviews
After the brutal 25th Floor Boss Raid, Asuna has left Kirito's side to join the Knights of Blood. With his partner gone, Kirito resigns himself to returning to the life of a solo player-until a familiar face from the lower floors unexpectedly reenters his life. The strangely-human NPC Kizmel, despite her quest being over, has returned to his side... Kirito/Kizmel.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 514,152 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 11/27/2021 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Kizmel]
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 176 - Words: 1,121,363 - Reviews: 23763 - Favs: 9,383 - Follows: 9,449 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ - Complete
Pipe Gun Dreams by DB Sommer reviews
Someone is inspired to take on Raiders.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2021 - Complete
It's a Compliment, Royally by Moczo reviews
The Phantom Thieves have been shattered by the greatest foe: a badly made porn-parody of their exploits. The road to recovery has been long, but they are piecing what remains of their sanity back together, because they are at least able to be secure in the notion that nobody would ever make a sequel. And they're right. ... It's more of an extended cut.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 7/11/2021 - Akira K./Ren A./The Trickster/Joker, Sumire Y./Violet
I Have No Idea What I Am Doing by Nemesis13 reviews
I lived an empty meaningless life, and then I died...because of a bear, all while my idiotically drunk mind puzzled over, "Is that a freaking bear?" as I was mauled to death. Then I was reborn on a world where super powered idiots were a thing, Kaiju were effectively ending human civilization within the next few decades and I really... have absolutely no idea what I am doing here.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/1/2021 - Published: 7/10/2021 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, OC
Harry by Proxy by The Smiling Crow reviews
Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 361,188 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 4/25/2015
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,788 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 12,688 - Follows: 15,049 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm reviews
The sun rises over Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Okami & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 128,629 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 10/29/2021 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Amaterasu, Skitter
Irisviel Answers Complaints by 16-horses reviews
The characters of the Fate saga certainly have to put up with a lot, but Irisviel von Einzbern has decided to receive the complaints of Masters and Servants alike and hopefully address their issues. Predictably, she has her work cut out for her. Reader participation is encouraged! Latest chapter: Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 23,098 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Irisviel vE.
Harry Potter and the Crazy Cossack by slytherinsal reviews
expanded from the drabble, in which Jurko Bohun, with nothing to live for, takes a draft made by the witch, Horpyna, and ends up 8 years old the same age as Harry Potter to become his bodyguard. 3 years later when a pair of young Cossacks enter Hogwarts, they are out to raise a little hell. Not to be taken seriously but rated for language. No serious shippings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Trilogy, Henryk Sienkiewicz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,056 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2021 - Published: 8/15/2021 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 6,055 - Follows: 6,456 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Guardian by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Neji Hyuuga confronts Shino Aburame a week before the Chuunin Exams... One shot. Not Yaoi. Rated for serious themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2021 - Neji H., Shino A. - Complete
Plagiarism by DB Sommer
Joseph encounters a unique stand user with useful information
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2021 - Joseph J. - Complete
A Blade Recast by Zahariel reviews
In the inferno at the end of the Fourth Grail War, a broken boy becomes host to another broken thing, drawn by the dark light of the flames, leading to both becoming something no one could have predicted. Shirou x Harem. Crossover with the RH!Warhammer 40000, one of my other stories. NOT canon to the Roboutian Heresy !
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 196,557 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 1/24/2020 - Shirō E., Rin T., Sakura M.
Indiana Joker and the Batman of Doom by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
The Joker, exasperated by endless terrible prequels, sequels, and reboots, decides to send Hollywood his own script for a new Indiana Jones movie, with a slightly different protagonist, but with the same Nazi-hating spirit of adventure! I've been wanting to write this for ages - hope everyone enjoys! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2021 - Published: 7/7/2021 - Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 1,149,911 - Reviews: 10512 - Favs: 11,594 - Follows: 11,377 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Through The Looking Glass by Luki Fanfic reviews
A newly discovered rune accidentally switches Game!Gerald and Keith with their alternate Isekai!selves.
My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 111,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/10/2021 - Catarina C., Geordo S., Keith C., Katarina C./Original - Complete
If You Can't Do Good, Then Do Bad Well by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl Who Lived, one Lilith Potter, had no desire to be involved in politics, back room scheming, or subterfuge. That didn't directly benefit her that is, after all, that led to 'work', thanks no thanks. Unfortunately thanks to a shoddy ritual the reluctant dark witch was tossed into a galaxy far far away, and an intrigued Dark Lord of the Sith has taken interest in her training
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/10/2021 - Published: 8/21/2021 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
I refuse to participate! by LondonsWhereMyHeartIs reviews
Harry doesn't care about losing his magic, he just wants to live. The cup doesn't give him the choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/9/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D., Minerva M., Viktor K. - Complete
A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,110,521 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 1,289,073 - Reviews: 7481 - Favs: 9,038 - Follows: 9,066 - Updated: 8/10/2021 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Naruto the Jerk by Lord22 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, an orphan outcast, realized everyone hated him from a very early age. However, instead of trying to get their approval, Naruto views it as an opportunity. He could be as big a jerk as he wanted to with no consequences whatsoever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2021 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 624,847 - Reviews: 12972 - Favs: 9,754 - Follows: 9,898 - Updated: 7/14/2021 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
A Semblance of Hope by Vimesenthusiast reviews
After a unlucky moment with the gang back in time, Ranma's forced to seek out the then-present day Happosai to steal his Namban Mirror to get home. When an explosion cracks the mirror, he's flung through time and space to land on Remnant, but he isn't alone. And what are these weird white and black creatures? Pairing undecided but will be either Yang or Pyrrha not a harem or multi!
Crossover - Ranma & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 386,763 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 7/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Ranma, Yang X.L., Pyrrha N.
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 352,250 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 6,539 - Follows: 7,233 - Updated: 7/2/2021 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
The Tales of a Teenage Necromancer by Nemesis13 reviews
In the aftermath of her mother's death, 13-year-old Taylor Hebert discovers her mother's Necromancy books up in the attic. Hilarity Ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/28/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021
Dad, What's a Harem? by KingLeviathan77 reviews
Whenever his son decides to ask a question, Minato has answers. Unfortunately, this answer backfires, he loses sleep, and his wife tries to kill him. (This is crack by the way...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,653 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 8/15/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Obito U.
The Void of the Sky by Iced Fairy reviews
Louise had been hoping for a dragon or a manticore. But instead she summoned a raven with a gem on its breast. A raven that seemed to have a lot of tricks up its sleeve. And so her descent into the dark world of power, politics, and annoying youkai that help in the most irritating way possible. At least she has a bird that can level cities to back her up.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,022 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 7/12/2018
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,116,609 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Garrus V., Illusive Man, Shepard, Hannah S.
Departure from the Diary by TendraelUmbra reviews
Harry is fully prepared to face the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets to save Ginny. Unfortunately, he never gets a chance. Tamelyn Riddle realises that killing one student and draining the soul of another would leave too much evidence of her return. Luckily, there's another horcrux right in her reach that she can use to hitch a ride. A slowburn Harry/fem!Riddle fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,435 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 6/16/2021 - Published: 5/30/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9110 - Favs: 10,871 - Follows: 11,467 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 429,566 - Reviews: 6538 - Favs: 10,561 - Follows: 11,185 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
A Divine Deadline by NeoRyu777 reviews
In which Harry meets the Morrigan at the end of his first year, and learns about Horcruxes... and that the gods have set a deadline on humanity's survival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,195 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/13/2021 - Published: 1/16/2021 - Harry P.
Highschool DxD:A Minor Tale by Omit Everything reviews
A regular man ends up dying and miraculously reincarnates into Highschool DxD! A world of magic, swords, monsters, devils, and gods! With all the knowledge he has in his back pocket will he change the plot or use it to his advantage? The possibilities are endless! Though there is one small problem, he's about 400 or so years before canon and oh yeah he's human. Let the show begin!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 352,094 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 3,112 - Updated: 5/3/2021 - Published: 12/21/2019 - OC, Midgardsormr, Odin, Zeus
Is Jaune Bisexual? by Troumvirate reviews
Pylons balls oh no balls oh no balls TRAP CARD!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2021 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Sun W., Neptune V. - Complete
Angel on my Shoulder by TealeafCustom reviews
What if Izuku unknowingly possessed a "sentient" Quirk like Tokoyami's Dark Shadow? Enter Midoriya Izuku, a young boy thought to be Quirkless who subconsciously controls the number one vigilante in Japan; an entity powerful enough to rival even the strongest villains. There's only one small, tiny problem: the entity thinks of him as a big brother. Good luck, Izuku-nii-chan!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 427,526 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 3/31/2021 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, OC
Non Zero Sum Game by Lord Raa reviews
In a world where Britannia's moral corruption is more overt than canon, can Lelouch stand against a tide of depravity? Caution: Story contains immoral behaviour that should not be emulated by anyone.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/27/2021 - Published: 5/5/2019
Why the Heck was I Reincarnated in DxD without a Cheat Power? by Silver W. King reviews
Sometimes you are reborn in world of fantasy as one of the main characters, and can direct the plot as you please. Other times you are thrown into said fantasy world with OP Awesome powers that let you control the plot and damn anyone's opinion. But what if you're neither have nothing special on you? Fuck it. Smash your way into the plot with hype and memes! [Self Insert]
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,582 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 3/25/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021
The Boundary Effect by Touhoufanatic reviews
2137 When an Alliance exploration ship is fired upon by a Turian cruiser, it shall unleash them upon the galaxy, and the Galaxy is not ready for their power, their abilities, or their lack of common sense! Human/Youkai/Lunarian Alliance. Mass EffectXTouhou Crossover AU. Too many characters to write. update delayed due to IRL issues.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 349,048 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 3/21/2021 - Published: 5/13/2017
Repetitive Job Requirements by DB Sommer reviews
The X Men meet a familiar face, to their annoyance.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2021 - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 8,553 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
What If ? by ack1308 reviews
As the costumed hero Left Field, Taylor sees the world differently. They're about to find out just how differently.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 255 - Published: 2/9/2021 - Clockblocker, Armsmaster, Alexandria, Eidolon - Complete
Level Up! by Yojimbra reviews
Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,220 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 7,797 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Itsuka K., Nejire Hado, Momo Y., Izuku M.] - Complete
Yin and Yang by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What if Naruto had a twin sister? That is the subject of many fics. This oneshot examines a slightly different take on the concept. Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/5/2021 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruko U. - Complete
The Isekai Conspiracy by DB Sommer reviews
We learn the truth behind what the isekai are really up to.
Crossover - Monty Python & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2021 - Complete
The Insatiable Yuki-Onna by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Turns out there's a very good reason Haku was made to think she was a boy: To keep the world safe from death by dehydration. Now she's free, there's only one ninja who can stop her... Fem!Haku, crackfic, one shot. Rated for naughty allusions but not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/28/2021 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Sleeper Hit by AceTrainerLeo reviews
"I actually did make it into UA. Passed the Entrance Exam and everything. Qualified for Class A even. I was expelled the first day because I didn't have a quirk that would help me throw a baseball."
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,523 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 1/25/2021 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Eijiro Kirishima
Locked Room Mystery by DB Sommer reviews
A humor oriented fic. Goblin Slayer isn't in it a ton, but he's needed for the part he's in. And it features a dead body. And Osaka.
Crossover - Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2021 - Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Work To Be Done by kelevra94 reviews
There are many worlds out there that I wish to visit, thousands I wish to see. But some of them, I pray I never find.
Crossover - Bloodborne & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,778 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 9/9/2019 - Ciri, The Hunter, Geralt of Rivia
Stop It, Rooster Teeth No One Cares About Oscar by Troumvirate reviews
Gretchen, stop trying to make Oscar happen. It's not going to happen.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Jaune A., Neptune V., Oscar P. - Complete
Man off the Moon by FiendLurcher reviews
A rusted hero let loose in a galaxy of myriad grays, walking the familiar steps and seeking answers beyond death at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Currently editing ch21)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 783,364 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Archer
Projected Denial by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,377 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 4,651 - Updated: 12/14/2020 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Shirō E.
Cazador by Nemo the Unknown reviews
In which Courier Six winds up in Brockton Bay, and proceeds to do his thing, to the aggravation of many.
Crossover - Fallout & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,447 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Courier, Skitter
Brand Name by DB Sommer reviews
It's another adfic as we discover what sort of coffee Asuka likes to drink
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2020 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Taylor Inverse by Racke reviews
Lina Inverse reincarnates as Taylor Hebert. She has... opinions, about exactly how the world works.
Crossover - Slayers & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 505 - Published: 11/28/2020 - Lina I., Skitter - Complete
Apex Pyrrhedator by Constable Paperbag reviews
Pyrrha accidentally gets injected with steroids after a late-night gym session. She wakes up the next morning feeling different than usual. Stronger, faster, and absolutely eager to bust some heads. All hail the coming of the destroyer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/16/2020 - Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Snake's Miscalculation by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
The Third can't stop Orochimaru from summoning the last box when using the Edo Tensei at the end of the Chunin Exams. But who was actually in that box? It couldn't be the Fourth since he's in the Shinigami's stomach. It has to be someone else… and maybe Orochimaru should have thought this through more. AKA Funny how having an undead Uzumaki solves so many of Konoha's problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kushina U.
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Power of Wololo by EmperorNefarious1 reviews
Harry found an interesting old magic while preparing for the Triwizard Tournament. Will Hermione's sanity survive this new power?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Age of Empires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/19/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My little sister can't be the Demon Lord by Alvaaron reviews
Jaune always knew his family was special, and his youngest sister the most outstanding of them all. If only she wasn't so eager to eat souls and burn things all the time. Ah well, there are Grimm to exterminate and heretics to punish, no time to sweat the details. One shot written for a prompt by 0neWhoWanders.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/13/2020 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] OC
e i e i o by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Just another day at Beacon Academy. Nothing special. So why does a new item on the cafeteria menu threaten to break their friendship group apart? After all, it was just milk!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/8/2020 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Semblance Mishaps by Alvaaron reviews
Semblances are great, amplified semblances must be even better, right? Well, there's always too much of a good thing. Or, five reasons why Jaune doesn't go around buffing everyone all the time. One shot.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V., Team RWBY
Seven Sins of Buyo by Ruddcatha reviews
It is Inuyasha Sins Week, September 20-26, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Greed, Pride, Gluttony, Lust. How does Buyo, Kagome's faithful cat, represent each of the sins? ******* Winner Best Humor/Comedy for the Feudal Connection Q4 Fandom Awards********
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2020 - Published: 9/19/2020 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Kagome's grandfather - Complete
Slouching Towards Nirvana by ProfessorPedant reviews
After her execution, Taylor's spirit was summoned into the body of Yanagi Reiko of U.A.'s Class 1B. Weary of battle, she is hoping to find peace and perhaps redemption. However, Musutafu City is not a peaceful place.
Crossover - Worm & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,263 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 9/23/2020 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Skitter, R. Yanagi, 1-B Students - Complete
Parliamentary Procedure by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 196 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
Wyrd Son by ClericalError reviews
Maybe the insanity of the wizarding world isn't best countered with logic and rationality but by a more resilient sort of insanity. Harry ends up in the hands of the Wyrd Sisters and is excited to become the very best witch he can be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/17/2020 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Harry P., Fawkes, GrannyWeatherwax
A Story Where Love And Courage Win by A Hopeful One reviews
(One-shot.) Matou Kariya summons Miki Sayaka for the Fourth Fuyuki Holy Grail War, in the hopes of changing the fate of a single girl. Featuring: divine intervention, Sayaka having a crush on King bloody Arthur, and Kariya getting some sense slapped into him. Pre-Rebellion. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2020 - Kariya M., Sayaka M. - Complete
A Young Woman's Political Record by jacobk reviews
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 308,837 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Tanya, Visha
Jaune Arc: Milf Master by Constable Paperbag reviews
After sleeping with all the single mothers in Mantle, Jaune thinks his mission in life is complete and is ready to die, until Jacque Schnee himself invites him to a party at the Schnee Manor, promising him that Willow Schnee will be attending. His purpose restored, Jaune eagerly accepts. But before he can get what he wants, a great challenge awaits him. Let battle commence!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Jaune A., Jacques S., Willow S.
Monster of Logic by Alxariam reviews
Hikigaya Hachiman seeks "something genuine" in a land of fantasy and illusions. It doesn't make much sense to him either, but it's not like he had a choice in the matter.
Crossover - Touhou Project & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,225 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/30/2020 - Published: 8/26/2019 - Hachiman H.
The Lost Branch by Bloble reviews
The Wizard Marshall Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg is bored. So he decides to tell a story. A story about a world without a future and the man who tried to give it one.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Baked The Author reviews
The last thing I remember is being trapped in the locker; now I'm in some kind of filthy, abandoned research facility, one that's clearly never heard of OSHA or the Geneva Convention. How did I get down here? Am I alone? Most importantly… how do I get out? Maybe I should make something… Tinker!Taylor, sane!GLaDOS
Crossover - Portal & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 8/24/2020 - Published: 8/23/2019 - GLaDOS, Skitter - Complete
The Fall Of The Nine! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
When the call came that the leader of the Nine wanted to surrender, Armsmaster got to the lobby so fast he pushed his armor tolerances. The most infamous parahuman criminal didn't look like much. In fact, he looked like he needed sleep. Still, Armsmaster was familiar with his infamous introduction. "Hai, hai, Kazuma desu."
Crossover - Worm & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Armsmaster, Alexandria, Kazuma S. - Complete
The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving forward with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 270,869 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L. - Complete
How It Should Have Ended - A Naruto Series by flameberg16 reviews
Just a series of spin-off drabbles detailing events and/or clichés in the fandom or scenes from canon that made absolutely no sense or short AUs that can be expanded into their own stories. Each snippet is unrelated and should be treated so. Open to recommendations, please review with them. Will be continuing this series. Parody/Humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 3/29/2020 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
The Case of Fujimaru Ritsuka by OverMaster reviews
One day like any other, EMIYA wondered. What about the Master? What about her past? Why won't she ever talk about it? Emiya Shirou rarely got to like the answers to his questions. And this time, it would be no exception.
Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Complete
I Have No Arms And I Must Smash by kernel7218 reviews
Izuku Midoriya used to fight for justice. That was before The Ascension. Now he fights only to survive. Inspired by the classic short story by Harlan Ellison.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2020 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., All For One
Anything Goes Game Changer by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Using a sensor technique Ranma finds Miya, recently married woman who has more ki than anyone he has ever seen. After a Ranma style meeting, the two become sparring partners in return for Ranma's help in repairing Izumo house. Years later, Ranma seeks her out after arriving at the Tendo dojo, soon realizing that there is something big going on in Tokyo, and decides to get involved
Crossover - Ranma & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 345,037 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Ranma, No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
One Tough Cloaca by MrFredCDobbs reviews
It's Major Kirrahe's most challenging assignment for the Special Tasks Group yet: serving as military consultant to the Blasto vid being made about the assault on Saren's base on Virmire. A comedy-adventure spy story set within the Mass Effect universe's entertainment industry. Art by Choco-Minto.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,461 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Blasto, OC, Kirrahe, Gianna Parasini - Complete
How To Be Human by StopLookListen reviews
Despite making Jonin much younger than most, living in a village that despised her tended to have consequences. She never actually did get social etiquette down. fem!Naru, AU-ish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,872 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Naruko U., Shisui U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Argos by frodogenic reviews
In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/2/2020
Fate: Time and Punishment by OverMaster reviews
It's a world without Heroic Spirits. A world without Holy Grail Wars. But some things never change. It's a world where Emiya Shirou, regardless, gets himself involved with the greatest legendary figures from history and myth and learns the experience isn't all he ever thought it could be. CRACK!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/26/2020 - Published: 7/11/2020
This Fragile Pie(a)ce by Dlldarkwolf reviews
Midoriya Izuku knew he faced an uphill battle to become the world's first quirkless pro-hero, but he was ready and willing to take on the challenge. Several years after he makes it, he receives a call requesting his help against a man capable of stealing quirks. Role Reversal AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, All For One, Nezu/The Principal - Complete
The Problem With Skywalkers by WreathOfLaurels2 reviews
In U.A., there's a bit of a problem with people being related to Villains. In fact, they are having even more of a problem finding people who aren't.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2020 - Izuku M., Shouto T., 1-A Students, All For One - Complete
Sorry to Barge In by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
What would happen if an alien race had the bad luck to arrive at Earth right as the events of End of Evangelion came about? Probably a one-shot, maybe a two-shot if the reception's warm.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2020 - Complete
Red Glass Moon by TheGreatSovini reviews
A vampire steeped in the malaise of immortality is revitalized by a competition to join the Dead Apostle Ancestors. Monsters beyond humanity gather for the grand event, in pursuit of its prize. The lonely Moon watches overhead.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 6/16/2020 - Complete
A Devil's Wings by The Distorted Shadow reviews
When Kashima Naoki returned to Tokyo to meet with his old teacher, he found something that existed outside of his previous experience. Now involved in a competition between aliens, he'll have to decide just how dangerous the situation is and whether or not the world needs the power of the Hitoshura once again. On Hiatus
Crossover - Megami Tensei & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,435 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/17/2020 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Demi-Fiend, No. 84/Yashima, No. 55/Saki] Yuko T.
The Demon of the Bloody Mist by Artorias The Unbelievable reviews
Momochi Zabuza slaughters over 100 Ninja-hopefuls when he is only 5 years old. Karatachi Yagura watches as the entire Graduating Class ceases to exist. It is one of the bloodiest days in Kirigakure's history, and it will be remembered forever. Villages may become great through growth, but legacies are built through blood. A lot of blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2020 - Zabuza M., Yagura - Complete
The Uchiha Quit by Lord22 reviews
The Uchiha had an elaborate plan to capture the Hokage and use the Sharingan to brainwash him. Unfortunately, Itachi thought it was a really stupid idea. So, under threat of committing genocide he's made the Uchiha use a much more effective means of getting what they want. Going on strike.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., Izumi U.
Muchitsujo no Konoha by AkumaKami64 reviews
Instead of summoning the Shinigami, Minato gets a Draconequus. Instead of getting turned to stone, a certain draconequus gets sent to another world. With a world brimming with its own bloody form of Chaos, Discord find himself intrigued by these humans, these ningen. The question is, is he corrupting them or the other way around?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/24/2020 - Published: 8/7/2019 - Discord, Naruto U.
The Unusual Rise Of WAAAAGH! Gitsploda by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
The terrific and terrifying tale of a titan's rise. Or possibly just someone having a laugh. Heck, it could even be all of the above.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Orks, Harlequins - Complete
Pseudo-Servant Madness by Aberron reviews
Shinji Matou finally learns some magic. The aftereffects of this cascade across all of Fuyuki, leading to some very awkward results. Crack AU.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 12/9/2019 - Shirō E., Rin T., Shinji M., Musashi Miyamoto
Not everything on the Internet is true by The Overlord of Ice reviews
Sometimes, we assume things that we hear as absolute truths. In those moments we need a helping hand to realize the error of our ways. In other words, Futaba thinks that girls having orgasms are a myth and the gang has to prove her wrong. Oh boy... (No smut)
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Ryuji S., Haru O., Futaba S., Akira K./Ren A. - Complete
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,309 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 7,004 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Hermione's Complaint by gallickgun reviews
Harry comes from detention only to be informed that Hermione has made a complaint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., F. Flitwick - Complete
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7085 - Favs: 12,215 - Follows: 12,375 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
How to Make Friends by sirknightchase816 reviews
Draco Malfoy wants a friend and he'll do anything to get one. However, blood traitors and mudbloods are working against him at every turn! Thankfully, his parents gave him good advice just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 226 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Matchmakers by TungstenCat reviews
Shirou was pretty sure trying to set up two of his most stubborn friends was a bad idea - no, scratch that, it was a disastrous idea. But the gleam in Mitsuzuri's eyes told him he was going to be doing it anyway. Besides, making people happy was like saving them, wasn't it? He would make this work, even if it took all summer to do it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/26/2020 - Shirō E., Sakura M., Issei R., Ayako M. - Complete
Catalyst by Strandshaper reviews
When Abathur, Evolution Master of the Swarm, is cornered by Terran forces, he believes he is about to die. Across the galaxy, a last ditch summoning ritual tries to find something that could fight Voldemort. Neither of these events go as expected. Now Abathur, trapped in the body of a Terran, must rebuild the swarm on his own, and attempt to avoid getting killed in the process.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 159,482 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 4/14/2020 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Albus D., Luna L., OC, Abathur - Complete
So I Died Again? Which Flavor Will It Be This Time? by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune Arc had a super duper Semblance that allowed him to reincarnate every time he died! After his fifty gajillionth death he decided not to stop Cinder's plans and instead focus on the only important thing in life. Scoring with hot huntresses. They said to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave you, but Jaune would prefer to just keep the lemons. Cover by Constable Paperbag.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 521 - Published: 4/6/2020 - [Jaune A., Salem] - Complete
Ownership by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Dio learned the ways of the world young, and learned well. (Young!Dio-centric. Darkfic. Oneshot.)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2020 - Dio B., Jonathon J. - Complete
The Broken Treaty by AkumaKami64 reviews
Instead of being defeated and turned to stone, Discord made peace with Equestria, opting to rule a land where condemn criminals and outcasts are banished to. But of course, all things are relative. After all, Discord's tyranny is benevolent compared to the warring Queens, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Princess Celestia, Discord, King Sombra - Complete
Mad Minerva McGonagall by The Smiling Crow reviews
Minerva McGonagall has gained the reputation as the strictest teacher of Hogwarts (next to Snape). She tolerates no nonsense or pranks of any kind. But what was she like before? And what happens when by an accident, they get that McGonagall back? How will modern Hogwarts deal with the most notorious student of all; Mad Minerva McGonagall. T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2020 - Published: 4/1/2015
For Daisy! by Arctic Banana reviews
Someone was gonna pay for what happened to the Doom Slayer's pet rabbit. That someone was every demon in Hell.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Complete
Advice by reality deviant reviews
Issei Hyuudo, going to school, gets the girl from across the street call him. The girl who he haven't seen for the last two years for some reason...
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Lisbeth/Rika S., H. Issei - Complete
Intent by ChuckTheElf reviews
What if Intent was as powerful as Dumbledore made it out to be? What if almost no one paid attention to it? A short story on the one individual who did, and how he benefited. One-shot, might be useful for a lot of things later. A little study on how Intent in magic is an entirely underutilized concept.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2020 - OC - Complete
XCOM: Remnant Unknown by DrAmishMD reviews
The sequel to XCOM: RWBY Within. Teams RWBY and JNPR return to Remnant in time for the Vytal Festival. They're relieved to finally have their lives get back to normal after nine months on war-torn Earth, but is the life of a huntsman ever truly normal?
Crossover - X-Com & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 488,809 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 241 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Curse of the WereBlake by Constable Paperbag reviews
During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
RWBY Volume 8 Chapter 1 Leaked Script by Troumvirate reviews
Rooster Teeth managed to leak a highly sensitive script for episode 1 of season 8 of RWBY. I present to all of you what to expect this coming November. And don't forget to buy your FIRST memberships so Gen:LOCK can come back from being an HBO NOW first show. Make FIRST first again!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Qrow B., Robyn H. - Complete
Full Tilt by NekoShade reviews
Naruto, Ino, and Hinata have been stuck in a spacial time loop for multiple lifetimes. Finding no way to end it, they decide to do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whom ever they want. (Genre changes per arc)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,759 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
A View From The Other Side by Mage-Alia reviews
Taylor awakens a different kind of power. A magic that lets her walk the border between worlds. Though at first she struggles with the mysteries of the world, it opens doors to new opportunities when all she's ever done is look through the windows. Alt!power Taylor
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Yuuko I., Skitter - Complete
Game On! 3 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 235,354 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Harry P., Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8159 - Favs: 11,869 - Follows: 12,235 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
The Brightest Lights Make the Deepest Shadows by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sidious watched Obi-wan's strategies - his gains and losses in battle - and realized he'd overlooked a gem. Anakin was a super-nova, but Kenobi managed to be a Quasar, if not in power, then in his sheer light. He burned so brightly and somehow didn't burn out... He knew those with the capacity for the greatest good had the same capacity for evil. And Palpatine couldn't allow that.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2020
Gift of Saber by Demetrion reviews
There are many stories about miracles that happen on Christmas. This is one of them.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Archer, Arturia Pendragon, Kojirou Sasaki, Medea - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Like a River by Countess Millarca reviews
She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,075 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8539 - Favs: 16,238 - Follows: 17,310 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 525,019 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 4/30/2006
Luke Wakes Up by Lord22 reviews
What follows is a novelization of the secret ending to Rise of Skywalker, which unfortunately was unable to be put to film because of a fire. Luke Skywalker has had a vision of a dark future, but Han has an alternate interpretation of events.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., C-3PO - Complete
Duty of Care by Mintaka14 reviews
When the dust and smoke finally settled over what was left of Furinkan High School, it was fairly clear that it was time for Principal Kuno to enjoy an early retirement. The students find themselves dispersed to other schools in the district, and Principal Saito of Nerima High School finds himself in a series of disciplinary meetings with some very... unconventional... families.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,640 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 10/1/2019 - Ranma, Genma, Akane, Soun - Complete
A TTS Christmas by SuperSaiyanDiclonius reviews
The Emperor explains the origin of the Daemon known as Santa Claus
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Daemons, Khorne, The Emperor, Primarch/s - Complete
Grayfia's MILF quest by Ultimate Hellhound reviews
Grayfia has a pestering question plaguing her mind, and who else but the self-proclaimed Harem King to answer such for her?
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/28/2019 - H. Issei, Grayfia L.
For Want of a Red-Haired Woman by Lomonaaeren reviews
LVMW. Voldemort has been going fruitlessly back in time for several cycles to try and prevent Harry Potter from winning the war, but nothing works. At last he decides that, since Harry only really won because of his friendships with Ron and Hermione, he will seduce Molly Prewett and ensure that she doesn't give birth to Ron Weasley. Genius! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/25/2019 - [Voldemort, Molly W.] - Complete
How to Survive The Zombie Apocalypse by DB Sommer reviews
The matter of zombies is broached and discussed
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2019
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Daddy's Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot for Penny's return in "The Greatest Kingdom". And a crossover to boot.
Crossover - RWBY & Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2019 - Penny P. - Complete
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
From Discord Comes Harmony by AkumaKami64 reviews
The windigos have been defeated, and their winter dispelled as a new age of unification dawns upon Ponykind. And Discord the Draconequus endlessly spins his schemes on to keep these mortals from committing their own undoing. In the process, he comes to meet with someone who, one day, will be of great aid to him. If he permits her to exist, after all.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Discord - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Champion of Fame by SugarcaneSoldier reviews
Ron has sometimes been referred to as jealous of Harry's fame. Fortunately, he's got a very easy way to get a whole lot of it. Moderate Crackiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Ron W. - Complete
Ripples In Time by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Twilight has some issues after "The Cutie Remark". Can a chat with Discord help her make sense of it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
A Popular Guy by Selene Sokal reviews
Yang had always thought of snooping through her teammates' diaries as part of her Big Sister's prerogative. What she found, however, set her on a quest to answer a question she never thought she'd ask: Just -how- many girls are into Jaune Arc?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 386 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Yang X.L., Team RWBY, Coco A. - Complete
Hurts Like Cavities by Mallobaude reviews
It started out so promising. Ruby found a best friend turned boyfriend. Yang was happy her baby sister had made a new friend and more. Weiss was happy to have someone else as a target of Ruby's energy. And Blake was able to enjoy some peace and quiet to read her books. It had been perfect. So why did the three feel the need to break the lovers up now? Cover art by RottenCustard.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 10/16/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY - Complete
Dementors are born freezing by The madness in me reviews
Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2019 - Luna L. - Complete
The Adventure of the Velvet Room by NMR-3 reviews
Thieves, murderers, and Moriarty - where Victorian London's finest have failed, Sherlock succeeds. But against a criminal that leaves no physical clues, Sherlock must delve deep into the psyche. Welcome, one and all, to the Velvet Room.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Girl with the Dark Ribbon by cdghuntermco reviews
For as long as Jaune's known her, Blake has had the curious ribbon in her hair. The mystery of it consumes him. But perhaps learning the truth behind the ribbon is more than he can handle...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/2/2019 - [Blake B., Jaune A.]
Taking Responsibility by Forum Explorer reviews
Taylor has surrendered to the PRT and in doing so has ruined Cauldron's plans for her and her city. Alexandria has to do something about this but what? She could try a scheme to alienate Taylor by provoking her into a fight. She's invincible after all, and Taylor could easily escape prison once the dust settles. Or perhaps she should try just talking to Taylor about it first.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria - Complete
Intro to Criminology by Selene Sokal reviews
After many setbacks at the hands of RWBY, Roman's decided it's time to fight fire with fire and get his own team of Huntsmen-in-Training to slowly introduce to a life of crime! But what team would need extra credit so badly as to have to intern for Roman Torchwick? A short, comic one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Roman T., Team JNPR - Complete
Tales From the Cutting Room Floor: Harry Potter by EdStargazer reviews
Various crack and idea kernals that would not survive alone. Many tropes involved and more than occasional Dumbles bashing. September 26, 2019 Slytherins Are Evil!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Memetic Me by Morta's Priest reviews
Meme /miːm/ (noun): an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means. Public Relations, Taylor Hebert decided, would save the world. Right after she stopped being a weird super-hobo that made everyone hate her on principle. And after she figured out who the hell she truly was, or even wanted to be...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/26/2019
A Case Study in the Sturdiness of the Rookie 9 by Varmint reviews
Different Team AU! Teams 7, 8, and 10 are not the ones we know and love. How will the Rookie 9 deal with crazed, annoying, kind of incompatible, mostly insane teammates? From humor to actually serious plot points, I like to think this story has a little something for everyone. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
Salem's 'Which' Trials by Konstantinsen reviews
Salem vexedly explains to one of her devoted followers why the Grimm do not have certain important anatomical parts that humans or faunus do. [one-shot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/25/2019 - Salem - Complete
Room For Improvement by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2019
Onii-Chan by 24TheFun reviews
So there I was. The hero of the world. I'd fought an in the flesh goddess, finally won out against my long time rival, and I brought peace to the Shinobi world. Pretty sweet right? Until one day I woke up and everything was different. And by Everything I mean... everything. Naruto AU story / Naruto OP / Naruto x Ino x undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,581 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Phoenix in the Sands by VonPelt reviews
Harry Potter has disappeared and the Order of the Phoenix is just one of many groups desperately searching for him. Being its newest member, Nymphadora Tonks got the worst assignment, or at least that's what Dumbledore told her in a sad tone. However, the place might have changed a little since his last visit in 1897.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 293 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
Ahern's Guide to Things You Shouldn't be Fighting by LogicalPremise reviews
A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 10/31/2016
Harry Returns by Nargled reviews
Harry Returns. To fight the real battle. Minerva won't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Complete
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7611 - Favs: 17,442 - Follows: 19,591 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Judge Jaune Arc by Hapless-Ace reviews
When the people of Remnant are seeking justice for when they’ve been wronged there’s only one man to call, Judge Jaune Arc. All cases are real, and he always works to ensure that justice prevails.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/19/2019 - Jaune A., Mercury B., Ruby R., Pyrrha N.
The Art of Being Harry by gryffinsdoor reviews
The shiny red train was a great place to hide from his bullying cousin, but little Harry had no knowledge of its magical nature, had never seen a magical castle, and definitely no experience with magical paintings. And so began a great adventure exploring unexpected hidden places, all in plain sight...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Complete
Greatest Fear by The madness in me reviews
Ron Weasley stood waiting as the wardrobe was opened to release the boggart, fully prepared to face the creepy crawly monster that was going to emerge, only to blink in surprise at the sight in front of him. It was not a spider.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Ron W., Remus L. - Complete
Jaune's Superrific Quest For Power by Constable Paperbag reviews
Inspired after watching a superhero flick with his friends, Jaune decides it's about time he unlocked his semblance. With the help of his friends, he will become a superpowered hunter just like them. Stand aside, citizens. There's a new hero in town. Action, drama, thrills, this origin story has it all. Except pictures. This isn't a comic book. Sorry.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Melancholy of Tom Riddle by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Tom Riddle, on entering Hogwarts, meets a strange overpowered girl who claims this isn't the first world that's ever existed while he contends with the truth that he is not at the heart of the universe. "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" fusion
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 292 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Strange Tales of the East Coast Parahuman Capital On The Bay by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Follow the daily life of a moron and a former government worker-turned-housewife as they live their new lives in the city on the Bay. Or 'Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji get lost in the Brockton Bay Lostbelt and learn to cope. Brockton Bay… does not.'
Crossover - Worm & Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 1/23/2019 - Oda Nobunaga, Okita Souji, Lung
Jaune the Skeptic by glare31337 reviews
"If something sounds too good to be true, then it probably is." Jaune learned this lesson the hard way at a young age. Remnant might be full of liars, phonies, and fakes, but that wouldn't stop him from becoming a hero!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,497 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 5/5/2019 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Jaune A.
Lusus Naturae by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
[Freak of Nature] When Kirigaya Minetaka and his wife Midori found a strange 'pod' in the mountains, they knew they should have walked away. When a confused and weird-eyed little kid came out, the feeling was only doubled so. But...he seemed harmless, and he made their daughter laugh, so really, bringing him home couldn't hurt, right? After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 291,618 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 4/1/2017 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Yuna/Yuuna S.] - Complete
Master of Orion by Digital Dragon Productions reviews
He is Orion Halinjor, mau military advisor of the late moon kingdom and is out there looking for a few good men to support the Sailor Scouts and bring the fight to the Negaverse. Too bad all he can find is a cursed martial artist, a underage combat mage, and a paranoid student with a military obsession.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,621 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 5/8/2019
Dark Lord Who by Naidhe reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange uses dark, sacrificial magic to bring the Dark Lord back to life after Harry Potter has given his life to defeat him. However, asking for a "Dark Lord" turns out to be a tad bit too ambiguous. Baba Yaga is having fun, Godelot is a sadistic bastard, Herpo the Foul brags about his horcrux, Tom Riddle is unimpressed. (Dark)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/29/2019 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Theodore N., OC
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Complete
The Worm That Dorks by Grey Field reviews
Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Izuku M., Mina A., 1-A Students, Nezu/The Principal
The X-COM Files by Illuviar reviews
Conspiracies, Cults, strange events and attacks by impossible creatures and that is just the tip of the iceberg. Can a world plagued by so much strife and unusual activity prevail and get together to face that might be their greatest challenge yet or would the eventual arrival of the Ethereals be seen as a ray of hope for a civilization at the brink of collapse?
Crossover - X-Com & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 9/28/2018
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 343 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Square One Half by RaMa reviews
Freshly cursed and burdened with memories of a future that will never come to pass if he can help it, Ranma Saotome tries to do the right thing. There will be no engagement with the Tendos. Ranma's mother will not have to wait years to meet him. And his family will be avenged. Before they have a chance to get hurt any further. That is, as long as Akane doesn't get in his way...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,070 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 3/11/2019 - [Ranma, Akane] [Ryoga, Shampoo] - Complete
Strategic Realignment by DschingisKhan reviews
Reimu loses her job and has to train her replacement: Chen.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Chen, Reimu H. - Complete
It's a Compliment, Really by Moczo reviews
Kink meme de-anon. While shopping one day, Akira and Futaba discover a porn based on the adventures of the Phantom Thieves. A bad, BAD porn. Of course, Futaba loves a bad movie and seeing her friends miserable, so watching it is not optional. And misery loves company, so...
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,955 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/8/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018
A Textbook Case by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Konoha has guidelines for engagement and Sakura is a bookworm.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Skooma Cat by MeanyOwl reviews
Mohamara was just a tojay Khajiit in Skyrim trying to make a living. He went to Temple every Sundas, he was going to college and worked hard to stay afloat. Never drank, never did drugs, didn't even go to any wild parties. Frankly, his life was all work and no play. Unfortunately for him, a mad Daedra decided he needed a vacation-from the Twenty-First Age to the Fourth.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 327,496 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Sheogorath, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Malacath/Trinimac, Meridia - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Hamartia by FiendLurcher reviews
To err; to miss one's mark.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Fimbulvinter by Mimic Teruyo reviews
A walking tour in a land of bone-white snow.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2019 - Letty W., Yuka K. - Complete
RWBY Volume 4 (But It's Written By YouTube Critics) by Constable Paperbag reviews
Judgement has fallen!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Of Quirks, Dwarves, One For All and Arkenstone by Argeus the Paladin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, gentle-hobbit of Hobbiton-across-the-Water, and Midoriya Izuku, quirkless kid in a world where most people have superpowers, woke up in each other's figurative shoes one fine morning. The two worlds would never be the same. (Also available on AO3 and Spacebattles. Expect weekly updates)
Crossover - Hobbit & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,636 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 7/23/2018 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Izuku M., Katsuki B.
Jaune's Penis Can Cure Lesbians by Troumvirate reviews
A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 12/1/2017 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L., Ilia A., Emerald S.]
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
There's No Way My New Little Sister Can Be The Simurgh! by ensou reviews
Following a tragic turn of fate, Taylor is left on her own with nobody else. But less than three weeks after, she comes home to find a girl who claims to be both her new sister ...and the Simurgh. But that can't possibly be right, can it?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Skitter, Simurgh
Unlimited Lightsaber Works by Harmonious Arkos Sloth reviews
The Knight of Betrayal herself ends up in the Star Wars universe. Her family is most displeased. Poor, poor Zelretch. Darth Maul is very aptly named, and Sidious has a face not even a Sith mother could love. A fun bit of writing to shake off the RWBY cobwebs. Enjoy. Also, this is all Lord Farsight and Solvdrage's fault.
Crossover - Star Wars & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2019 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul, Arturia Pendragon, Mordred - Complete
Shrek and the Side Job by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell, Shrek - Complete
Issues of Magic by noctisxsol reviews
Magic is a strange and uncontrollable beast, one small thing changes and who knows what can result. Actually, I do. Madness. Complete, utter, and hilarious madness. Everything that can go wrong with Voldemort's Resurrection. Crack. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/17/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Loop: Zero by DustyOldAttic reviews
I wasn't expecting much from life as a D-Class, which left me oftentimes wondering about death. I expected some things and many things I didn't. I certainly didn't expect to wake up in my bed after SCP-173 killed me! Now it's up to me to survive the containment breach with my newfound powers. Too bad I was never any good at keeping out of danger... Follows the SCP:CB events.
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,061 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Complete
Wandmaking by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/6/2018 - G. Ollivander - Complete
The Final Test by muchstuff reviews
The Q decide to test humanity once more, but as cultures, species and universes collide things are thrown into chaos and it becomes a nightmare for all involved. One can only plant so many seeds before they are overrun by the forest they have wrought. The universes of Star Trek, Star Wars, Cthulhu and several surprises are not meant to collide, even under a Q.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 218,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 1/1/2017 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and The Immortals by TexasBean reviews
Dumbledore is short a DADA Professor, and that means the Ministry gets to intervene with Hogwarts, so McGonagall decides to call on an old friend from long ago to help out. With Maiza unable to fill the position, enter Firo Prochainezo: an Immortal wizard, member of the Martillo Family, and unwilling to put up with a certain pink toad who holds the title of "High Inquisitor".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 157,357 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Firo P., Ennis] Harry P., Minerva M.
Bring Me To Life (But Not Her) by Constable Paperbag reviews
Weiss wants Ruby to die so she can bang Jaune. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/22/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Dolores Demented by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Dolores Umbridge is a half-blood, but not in the way anyone thinks. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2018 - Dolores U., Dementors - Complete
Bolvars Folly by Lord22 reviews
The battle at Wrathgate is about to commence, however the Lich King doesn't feel like fighting. A story of epic battles, harrowing adventures, and retcons that make the whole thing completely pointless. Chapter 8 is up. Humor fic.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore, Sylvanas Windrunner, Bolvar Fordragon - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Girl Talk by SofluwYerg reviews
One day, Cinder is abruptly approached by Pyrrha Nikos of all people when alone in her dorm room - and for talk about her troubles, no less! Well, Cinder certainly wasn't one to let down a fellow woman in need. She would give Miss Nikos the best relationship advice she possibly could.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/4/2018 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Cinder F. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Shinobi Don't Love by SSSRHA reviews
Shinobi don't love, they obsess. They're obsessed with their family, they're obsessed with their friends, they're obsessed with their significant other. That may seem fine, but love and obsession are very different things. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Itch by Konstantinsen reviews
Jaune was starting to question the logic behind coeducational lodging.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Infighting, Insanity, and Social Ineptitude by Najio reviews
In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 306,202 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Team CRDL, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 7,376 - Follows: 8,310 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Parallel Connection by Reaverstar125d7 reviews
A pure comedy story, filled with dumb humor and shitty jokes. Jaune is connected to all his parallel selves, he can't quite seem to think properly. He explodes. A lot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
When a Curse is Not a Curse by Shareon reviews
Miwako Satou, the orphan woman officer in the Tokyo Police Division 1, is well-known for her high degree of physical fitness, her low tolerance of drink, and her lack of feminine modesty. What is less known is her curse-filled childhood, and how it made her uniquely qualified to understand the equally mysterious Conan Edogawa. A crossover between "Detective Conan" and "Ranma 1/2."
Crossover - Ranma & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,596 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Ranma, Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
The Port Chronicles by Vronsurd reviews
Professor Port teaches the boys at Beacon how to be men, enrages Glynda (but its probably just cause she's in the closet), fights a secret war with Salem (total babe), Deals with a jealous Ozpin, and considers settling down-with a real queen. All in a day for the greatest huntsman to have ever lived. Player. Professor. Protector. Penetrator. Peter Port.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 8/29/2017 - [P. Port, Salem] [Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Can Cynics Be Moé? by Redler Red7 reviews
Weird question, right? But that is exactly the question Hachiman Hikigaya found himself asking when one Konata Izumi suddenly, for some reason, decided to talk to him one day. Could they be moē? Konata certainly thought so. Hachiman, not so much. Episodic crossover AU wherein the two are classmates and have weird conversations. Enjoy if you can
Crossover - Lucky Star & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Konata I., Hachiman H. - Complete
What Makes a Maiden by HMS Sunlight reviews
Pyrrha has a secret. Something about her that none of the teachers know, and as far as she's concerned they never should know. But when Ozpin asks her to take on a role that can only be filled by a true maiden, will she have to tell the truth?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2018
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Pavlov's Cat by Mallobaude reviews
No one understood Blake. No one understood the secrets of her past. No one understood just how to make her feel better. No one knew the key to her heart. No one... except him. Even if he didn't realize it at the time. Cover art by Imyoshi.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 453 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Team RWBY - Complete
Kabuki War Paint by SSSRHA reviews
In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 10,111 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 916 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Better Than Nothing by Constable Paperbag reviews
Emerald has some one-to-one time with Puppet Cinder. Now, if only Mercury would leave her alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 279 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Positive Sum by Azdoine reviews
So, it isn't as if Selim Bradley INTENDED to have darkly ironic conversations with one of the most infamous victims of human experimentation in the country. It just sort of… happened.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Nina T., Pride, Mrs. Bradley, Selim B. - Complete
Castle in the Sky by LadyLunarPhoenix reviews
Challenge: Make Castlevania more anime by crossing it over with Sailor Moon. Challenge accepted! So what happens if Castlevania happens in the same universe as Sailor Moon? Spoilers: Alucard needs a vacation after this.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Complete
The Little Chicks by aikotters reviews
Saber isn't gone. So with nothing better to do, Kiritsugu goes on a child saving spree. It's not like Saber disagrees. Well, the methods, she might disagree with. Or him. That's equally possible.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Kiritsugu E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 6,407 - Follows: 7,703 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Kakashi's Tale of Woe by Thefinalkey reviews
When being sent back in time you take certain things for granted. For example, you know all of your friends and comrades (and probably your enemies too) inside and out. Nothing about them can take you by surprise. So when Kakashi goes back in time in order to save the world, he certainly wasn't expecting all of this. Humor, craziness, and a dash of drama go hand in hand!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,117 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 3/23/2015
You And What Army? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homo Superior by Vahn reviews
Homo Superior: 1. Above or beyond the human; preternatural or supernatural. 2. Beyond ordinary or normal human ability, power, or experience. The three mutants the X-men finds at Jusendo will either change everything or help maintain the balance. PREQUEL TO HOMO SUPERIOR HOUSE OF M.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 272,627 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Complete
Pandora's Book by Constable Paperbag reviews
Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,684 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Blake B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
A Certain Punch Flag by LancerGaShinda reviews
The Iron Wall Girl, famed among the students of A Certain High School for her resistance to the Kami-yan Disease, ends up raising her own flag upon knocking Touma out for several hours.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2017 - S. Fukiyose, Tōma K. - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object, Everything goes to Shit by LancerGaShinda reviews
The long-running battle between Orimura Ichika's unacknowledged harem and his uncompromising density comes to a head with explosive results. The incident forever marks him a legend... outside Earth, anyway...
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Ichika O., Houki S., Charlotte D./Charles - Complete
Friendbringer by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
Because when The Laws of Nature have become mere polite suggestions why not? One Shot. Basically Pure Crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Socrates in the caves by HushBugger reviews
What if Socrates fell into the underground?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Papyrus, Undyne, Toriel, Flowey
The Mad Professor by Sadhelm2 reviews
Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,136 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 1/20/2014
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 16,577 - Follows: 18,070 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4329 - Favs: 11,852 - Follows: 13,951 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 8,372 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
One Punch-Gamer by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 527,936 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Sinon/Shino A.] - Complete
Just An Unorthodox Thief by The Infamous Man reviews
Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...
Crossover - Lupin III & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 344,186 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Lupin III, Saber, Kirei K., Assassin - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9787 - Favs: 10,318 - Follows: 7,885 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Elementary Astronomy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
The list of what operatives aren't allowed to do by white1498 reviews
This is the infamous list from Xcom it's a simple copy and paste.
X-Com - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 5,655 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Life in the Fast Lane by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
The Pre-Legendary Sannin vs Paperwork by LullabyKnell reviews
The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
The Milk Maiden by Constable Paperbag reviews
Ruby has drank milk almost all her life, yet nothing seems to come of it. She hasn't gotten any taller or stronger. In a last ditch effort to grow, inspired by something her uncle told her, she consumes over a million cartons of the stuff. Little did she know, that good things come to those who wait. Look out Remnant. There's a new Maiden in town.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot 2 by LordVishnu reviews
Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Complete
Butterflies by Fayth85 reviews
[COMPLETE] "Me? I'm nobody. I'm not skilled like Uchiha-san. I am not passionate like Haruno-san. I am not smart like Nara-san. I'm not as strong as Chouji-san. I'm not as collected as Aburame-san. Or as pretty as Yamanaka-san. I'm not as confident as Inuzuka-san. If anything, I'm like Hyuuga-san, socially awkward. Oh wait, no, she's just shy. The socially awkward one is me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 113 - Words: 546,156 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Chōji A., OC] - Complete
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,682 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Voldemort: Mosquito Animagus by Potterwatcher reviews
A niggling thought appeared at the back of his mind. What if he… No, he had sworn to never use his animagus form! But if it was the only way… This is a oneshot about how Voldemort found his animagus form, along with how he ended up using it to further his eeeevill plans! The Voldemort Mosquito saga might be continued on demand, let's just see what you guys think of this one!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Voldemort - Complete
Requiem Universus by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
The might to create stars. The energy to burn planets. The ability to warp reality to his very Will. All of this Power...was NOT meant for Kirigaya Kazuto. He was just a boy who had been trapped inside a Death Game. Now, free and confused, he has to deal with having the powers of some sort of Space God. [DROPPED/UP FOR ADOPTION]
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 248,004 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Yui] - Complete
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard
This Is the Run by Joak Drysso reviews
Ruby Rose discovered the boundaries of her new world early on. Then, she learned how to break them. Imagine how this looked to everyone else. [Set mid-season 1, twist on Gamer-style nonsense. Updated Saturdays.]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Screw You Fate, I'm Going Home by Cimer Chef Putin reviews
Lelouch, as a Reward for his altruism, has been sent back in time after his death. But he soon realizes that, after 'dying', he will keep on going back to some random events of his first life and he loses interest for the World's fate. "Sure, Rivalz, I'll help you with your motorbike." Rated M for a reason. Not entirely serious. Pairing : Lelouch x Random
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,249 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Lelouch L.
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged by EarthScorpion reviews
Sometimes you don't have time to read a quirky, well-received story. Or maybe you have a phobia of clicking between chapters. To solve this problem, My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space Abridged Kai was invented: a story with a name so long it doesn't fit in the title box. One chapter per arc, go go go.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2017
Some Observations on Fairies - by Patchouli Knowledge by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
A case study by Patchouli, documenting a normal day for a group of fairies: After learning that Clownpiece has never seen candy before, the Fairies of Light decide to rob a candy shop.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Patchouli K., Star S., Sunny M., Clownpiece - Complete
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Adventures of Kotohime by Gaius Cornelius Tacitus reviews
Tales of Gensokyo's maniacal princess.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 341,099 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kotohime - Complete
Bleach: One Shot by LordVishnu reviews
A second Ichigo from an alternate future comes back in time and interrupts Aizen's betrayal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Election Season by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Think 2016 is the worst possible US presidential election ever? Think again! ;-) President Lex Luthor is running for his second term in office, when the Joker decides to run against him. Will Luthor's politically savvy but morally bankrupt campaign win against the Joker's political inexperience, insanity, and pledge to "Make America Laugh Again"? ;-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Harley Quinn, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
And The Rest Is by EXNativo reviews
A shortage of coffee at Beacon means Doctor Oobleck has to teach a class without the help of his precious caffeine. History is always interesting, and perhaps for the first time, the history teacher will be too. No longer a one-shot. Borderline crackfic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,065 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Dr. B. Oobleck
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOT DEAD, I AM JUST RECOVERING FROM HATING SPIRIT OF JUSTICE'S ENDING-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 338,429 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot by LordVishnu reviews
Harry Potter has always been unique. But what's he to do when he finds out just how special he is from someone who knows way more about him than he does. A commentary on HP FanFiction as a whole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Complete
Sealing Club Special Case File 1: Eyes in the Dark by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
A sketchy psychic's act turns too convincing when he accidentally taps into Maribel's worst nightmares, unleashing dozens of monsters into Kyoto. Hopelessly outmatched, the Sealing Club is left with one option: Follow a fifty-year-old letter from Renko's grandma to enlist the help of a grumpy immortal.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Renko U., Maribel H.] Kaguya H., F. n. Mokou - Complete
Madness Prevails by Nar0n reviews
They all thought that the deeds of the Demon Emperor had been his worst. However, he returns with a brand new threat, a completely unexpected way of warfare... not deadly to them in particular, but to their sanity. [One-Shot]
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Lelouch L., C.C., Nunnally L., Kaguya S. - Complete
Why Issei Shalt Not Game by Guardian54 reviews
Having two Sacred Gears is GREAT! Well, other than a not so minor problem called [Gamer's Mind]. A completely steady mind is a very, very horrifying thing, particularly for a pervert.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7217 - Favs: 15,766 - Follows: 11,989 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto 700 by Nate Grey reviews
A brief look at how certain oddities in chapter 700 possibly came to be: why Anko is pleasantly plump, why Sai married Ino, and what really annoys Tenten about her shop.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Complete
Identity Search by Shareon reviews
When Tendo Nabiki chances across a sophisticated redhead working in a hostess club, she becomes determined to discover the secret behind this seemingly familiar girl. But will she succeed when all of her assumptions and expectations insist that it can't possibly be Ranma? A "Ranma 1/2" fanfiction.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Nabiki - Complete
Father of God by dukefan01 reviews
Shanks and his crew see the new bounties for the Straw Hat pirates, and Yasopp see's a very important one.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Usopp, Shanks, Yasopp - Complete
Screw You! by Jam Cow reviews
Jiraiya pushed Naruto off the cliff and Naruto met the Kyuubi. Rated M for insultive language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Public Virtues by whitetigerwolf reviews
Courage, Cunning, Loyalty and Hardwork, Knowledge and Wisdom, these are the virtues of the Hogwarts houses...or are they really? One-Shot. COMPLETE. M for a reason, NOT FOR CHILDREN. Crack!Story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Godric G., Rowena R.] Salazar S., Helga H. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 9,205 - Follows: 8,510 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
XCOM: RWBY Within by DrAmishMD reviews
A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.
Crossover - X-Com & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,948 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Game On! by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter knew she shouldn't have picked those three Hallows... but she did, and now, she's immortal, and the gods have a proposition for her : help the heroes of other universe to save her mother's soul. And to help her, they'll give her a tool : the Gamer's Ability. First stop : the Mafia World. fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 222,945 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Conspiracy by flabbyknight reviews
Harry Potter has discovered that an evil conspiracy has been controlling him his whole life and struggles to break free from Dumbles's evil grasp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Grammar in Speech, in Speech by dakeyras reviews
Team 7 discusses the finer points of writing. Crack, but will make you a better author.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
School of Hard Knocks: A Lesson by SpecialRelativity reviews
Saitama never was the brightest, at least when it came to tests and other silly things like that. But for all his lack of book smarts, he possesses a certain...wisdom about what it truly means to be a hero, and what it takes to really work for something. A certain character or two from the FoZ universe will be getting schooled: Saitama-style. Punching involved. One punch, one shot.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Complete
So Innocent and Pure by YAXON reviews
Naruto and his team finally come to realize something... and it is not very reassuring. Naruto hasn't killed a single person by the time he's become Hokage. Not a single. one. Crackfic. One-shot. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Looking For Group by Leikiz reviews
Purity looks for a new super-group to join. People seem to hate her for some reason. [Crack]
Worm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Grue, Kayden R./Purity, Jack Slash, Faultline - Complete
In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated by okayserasera reviews
In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends. Non-massacre AU, always-a-girl!Gaara, Satsuki, & Naruko. Mostly crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara, Team Seven
the body can't tell you what the mind doesn't know by Whitsie reviews
The Kyuubi is canonically gender neutral and you can't tell me that wouldn't have an effect on a subconscious it had been in contact with from the day of its birth.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Death becomes him by okayserasera reviews
Hinata clinches her jaw and thinks of Neji, Neji who now is dead as she remains alive. She does not feel angry at this. That would imply Hinata feels anything other than bitter at the subject. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Stem by Minnionette reviews
One day, Hiruzen has a brilliant idea. "Danzo, how would you like to be the leader of an autonomous but officially unsanctioned branch of ANBU that I can secretly use to root out traitors and dissent?" Danzo is not pleased with being dragged into this latest scheme. "Why do all your brilliant ideas make me look like an evil reprobate?" (Litter of Misfits)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
Dementor Dave's Job Hunt by longherin reviews
Someone explain to me why I actually went ahead with this. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 871 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
The Little Pyrrha by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Volume 3 Spoilers. After her death, Pyrrha Nikos is cloned using Atlas technology. 'Little Pyrrha' has the original's manners, personality, and smile. She looks like her, acts like her… but doesn't feel truly her. For the March 2016 r/RWBY Mon Con.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Delusion by Azecreth reviews
Illusions can be powerful and dangerous things. Not only can they trick other people, but if one isn't careful they can trick the creator as well. Yet in this time of crisis, that might just be what Neo needs
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Roman T., Neo - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 472 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
Speaker for the Painting by JayneForester reviews
After the war a painter is called in to complete a portrait of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Severus S. - Complete
Unlimited Dong Works by Gilgamesh69 reviews
Archer shows off his new power to the King of Heroes
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Archer, Gilgamesh - Complete
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4690 - Favs: 7,931 - Follows: 7,111 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
An Inconvenience by mmmmmmno reviews
Maybe you're wondering how the convoluted events of Xenoblade Chronicles X came to be. Maybe, like me, you're searching for the truth. About human nature. About identity, about religion, about everything. This story is completely unrelated. Rated T for meanie words. AND SPOILERS.
Xenoblade Chronicles X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 6,097 - Follows: 2,026 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Anything but Normal by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,805 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Selim B., Pride, Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 711 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Lies Bathilda Bagshot Told Me by Qoheleth reviews
Or, why Hufflepuffs understand History of Magic better than Ravenclaws do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Hannah A., Fat Friar - Complete
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4373 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 6,788 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5830 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
A Master of Death's Madness by Faedluch reviews
A very short oneshot of a Harry Potter that is not well at all, mentally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Complete
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 249 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Uncle Qrow Wins At Life by Raziel12 reviews
There is a reason Qrow is the coolest uncle in the world.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Ruby R., Glynda G., Qrow B.
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
How do you do fellow kids? by oldfashionedhand reviews
Mercury and Emerald attempt to talk to their boss about why her choice of disguise may not have been the best idea.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Cinder F., Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
What I Did on my Week Off by aviatrix8 reviews
We all know what happened to Gamagori during Student Election week, but what about the rest of the Elite Four? (Last chapter: The 2-stars complain about their battles with the Elite Four, over drinks.)
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure, U. Sanageyama, I. Gamagoori - Complete
Solus Studies Seashells by the Seashore by nugicorn reviews
After curing the Genophage, Solus finally gets his beach vacation. But there's still the nagging feeling that he;s forgotten something ...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Mordin S. - Complete
The Last Harry Potter by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily and Tom Riddle discuss the aftermath of Lily's inter-dimensional adventures and the fall of the Order of the Phoenix over Jasmine tea and classical music. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Rotter by Of Questionable Veracity reviews
The strangest books end up in the library. Some of them you'd probably be better off not reading. But then again, it's probably nothing to worry about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
How to be a Good Copper by Weatherwax reviews
The Watch has a new recruit, and it's up to Sergeant Fred Colon and Corporal Nobby Nobbs to show him the ropes.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Fred C., Nobby N. - Complete
Bakasura by lazerbear7 reviews
After an earthquake opens up a cave system in the Forest of Forever Fall, students are taken in to investigate. They don't realize what terror they bring back.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Blake B., Yang X.L., Weiss S., Ruby R. - Complete
Wizard of Ships by General RTS reviews
It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
The Undersecretary by Nigelcat1 reviews
Using her many talents and intelligence, a very dedicated witch does everything in her power to mold Magic into what it should be and correct all that is wrong with the Magical World.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Complete
Fate On The Disc by Lord Mist reviews
Death has some unexpected visitors, and it seems a war for the omnipotent, wish-granting Holy Grail is about to begin...but what puzzles Death the most is: why are there always chessboards? And how does the little horsey move?
Crossover - Discworld & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015
The World that Never Was by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Thomas Evans and Harry Potter meet a red headed girl claiming to be an altered version of Harry Potter from a reality where a rabbit has devoured England. It leads to quite a few odd conversations. Side fic crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Thirty-Eight Potters by cheerycherry23 reviews
The Dark Lord had ordered his minions to capture Harry Potter as the boy made his way from the Dursleys to the Burrow, and they've succeeded — a little *too* well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
One-Eighth Of A Chance by Hyaroo reviews
Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/20/2015
To Keep the World Turning by Leif Ericsson reviews
A storm is raging over the Discworld. In Lancre and Ankh-Morpork, the waters are rising and some people, notably a few witches, wizards, coppers, and the granddaughter of Death, worry this could mean the end of their world... unless they do something first. Written as a tribute to the late Sir Terry Pratchett, this story seeks to honor his beloved world and characters.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2015
Rewriting Mistakes by Zinra reviews
He failed again. Ozpin stared out through his office window at the now burning kingdom of Vale. Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon academy, the man who had made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child now stood at the culmination of all his mistakes watching the same 'finale' he had witnessed countless times before.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G. - Complete
The Talk by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Jaune has never gotten "the talk". After drawing lots, Weiss is the lucky individual who has to try and explain it to him.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Make Love, Not War! by Matdeception reviews
Make Love, not War! Naruto displays the value of these words as a baby, whether he wanted too or not. Now the world will be subjected to a different Path to Peace, one the Rikudo Sennin had hoped would forever remain lost and buried in the shards of history.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 902 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Warm Crimson Running Cold by lazerbear7 reviews
Neo has some time to kill, and decides to use it for herself. Unfortunately for some, she has a rather unique way of passing the time.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 960 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Fate Swiggity Swooty by TheDramaticDirector reviews
Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 195 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Archer - Complete
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,031 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones by Kevin3 reviews
Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
People see what they want to, and not what's actually there. Ibiki and Anko have plenty of experience with this, which is probably how they became such fast friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Anko M., Ibiki M.
Harry's Wand Gets Around by Kevin3 reviews
Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2014
Constant Vigilance by Kevin3 reviews
What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/3/2014
To Paint a Picture by Justaway Ninja reviews
He is a painting passed on from one person to the next, and after so many years of corrupting and altering, it's time, he thinks, for a new canvas. One-shot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Miles E. - Complete
A Quandary by Lucillia reviews
After an encounter with a warlock, Superman is faced with a tough quandary and an encounter he'd rather never happened.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex - Complete
Pillow Talk by Raygo the Manhatthian reviews
I have used sex to fix Gundam SEED Destiny's plot.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Athrun Z., Meer C. - Complete
The Lover of a Goddess by God Emperor Penguin reviews
A minor training accident between Jaune and Pyrrha leads them to grow a bit closer.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
What's Really in a Name? by The Spoon Thief reviews
After fifth year, Harry has made a startling realization that will change the course of the entire Wizarding World! Or leave it pretty much the same. Read along to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
There's a REALLY Good Explanation for This, But by Lucillia reviews
Clark Kent did his job a little too well. So well in fact, that when his coworkers find a certain something of his, the first thing that popped to mind wasn't "Clark Kent is Superman".
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lois L., Jimmy O., Perry W. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Stoned Eva by bsmart reviews
Misato finds a way to help Shinji and Asuka unwind. A short one shot that grew out of a reddit writing prompt.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Misato K., Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Ritsuko A. - Complete
On the Construction of Society by PureWaterLily reviews
The blueprinting of a new societal order by two great men. Err, boys. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Instrumentality of Mankind by Chuckman reviews
We love you.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Complete
An Unexpected Adventure in the Minds of Others by Zenthisoror reviews
The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hagoromo Ō, Kyuubi/Kurama, Orochimaru - Complete
The Meaning of Family by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiruzen had a great idea after the Kyuubi's rampage. He continued to have great ideas after Orochimaru's defection and even Danzo's insistence and the Uchiha's slaughter. Naruto Uzumaki would not grow alone, and if along the way other shinobi would not grow alone too...who ever said Shinobi had to be twisted and solitary individuals? No! What they need...was a family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Danzō S.
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Serenade by Poppy Grave Dreams reviews
The epic romance of Sakura and Sai. Or, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Sai
Narration Irritation by Kevin3 reviews
This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Perfectly Rational Fear by Xenopsyche reviews
Tali'Zorah is many things; a technological prodigy, a highly capable fighter and she also happens to be arachnophobic to her very core. This is my take on how she acquired that fear. EDIT: I remembered Garrus also has issues with spiders so I added a short sequel (for want of a better term). EDIT 2: After an excellent reviewer suggestion Wrex's perspective is now up. EDIT 3: Javik!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, Javik - Complete
Naruto: Insanity Of The Leaf by Big-bird-8674 reviews
CRACKfic! Shiro Ichimaru considers himself one of Iwa's best spies. He is a specialist in all kinds of subterfuge, having infiltrated places such as Kiri and even strongholds like Ame in the past. And now he's going to take on his biggest test yet… He's going to infiltrate the Leaf. Will he survive? Find out here. AU, No specific timeline, M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dust by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
In which Patchouli learns that Marisa sucks at metaphors and never cleans her cottage, but has surprisingly nuanced opinions on immortality.
Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Marisa K., Patchouli K.] - Complete
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
What's in a name by brainthief reviews
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Vile by JohnLocke94 reviews
A oneshot on the Daedric Prince Clavicus Vile. There's always something fascinating about making a deal with the devil, especially when you just know it'll turn out wrong somehow...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
The (Many) Death(s) of Reimu Hakurei by UnmovingGreatLibrary reviews
(OR: Waiting for Eiki) It's not often that Komachi gets a fare as talkative as Reimu. If only the shrine maiden would just *stay dead*...
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Komachi O., Reimu H. - Complete
Reality or Bust by turbomagnus reviews
Keitaro, Motoko, Naru and Kitsune all wake up to discover that their experiences at the Hinata are all part of a virtual reality video game.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.] Mitsune K., Naru N. - Complete
It's Elementary by raining-down-hearts reviews
Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Franken Stein, Maka A., Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 6,895 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Midnight Stalking Blues by DezoPenguin reviews
A predator stalks the night! A killer, moving through the darkness like a living shadow! A creature of stealth, of shadows, striking at his victims without mercy... ...if it wasn't for this one little problem he's having with his target profile.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2013 - OC, Ruby R., Yang X.L., Penny P. - Complete
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 5,372 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Double or Nothing by ahsokah reviews
In which Anakin Skywalker finally tells the Jedi Council about his secret marriage to Padme Amidala. Their reaction is unexpected, to say the least.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 1,767 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Successful Missions by TheMoonclaw reviews
Samus has had a lot of successful missions; just ask her! But are they truly successful, or does it just seem that way? A funny take on the series as a whole, and especially on Samus. Contains spoilers and swearing.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Zero Containment by hot dog285 reviews
Louise summons SCPs from containment.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2013
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 403 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Hogwarts Takeover by BraverLeonheart reviews
Harry discovers the immediate consequences of his victory over Voldemort, more than a decade after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Well, He's Still Alive by CodeGeassAddict reviews
The reason why Shirou Emiya has yet to die and is consistently feeling misery. Oneshot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Wedding Bells by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Marriage contracts are a total bummer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Beautiful Hair by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 615 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Failure Is Not Optional by Matt Perrett reviews
Shepard struggles with his failure retrieving the Prothean VI on Thessia. Was there anything he could have done differently?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Shepard, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Jokin' Zouken by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Zouken Matou has always practiced a repugnant, stomach-turning form of magecraft. As the Fifth Heaven's Feel barrels toward its sad conclusion, Shirou and friends will have to overcome Zouken and his legion of terrible puns.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Zouken M. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 8,373 - Follows: 2,531 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Kashimashi Naruto by Racke reviews
Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Of Evil and Entropy by ManaMerci reviews
A one-shot; Kotomine Kirei is eating at Ahnenerbe, when he is asked to share a table with a girl who immediately collapses. More importantly, there's a mysterious white creature with her called Kyubey.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Kirei K., Kyubey - Complete
The Sky under the Mountain by Hautuumaa reviews
A curious goblin finds what he seeks in the depths of Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Orc - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, unknown 1, Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
You Do Know How To Whistle, Don't You Garrus? by thepurplewombat reviews
fill for a kmeme prompt, again :) Can be found here: In which human whistling freaks Garrus out.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Rules by SparklingGoods reviews
Luffy has rules, the first one he uses quite often.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Luffy - Complete
Our World's Light by Materia-Blade reviews
The world returned to life after the third impact. Slowly. A decade passed since the sea turned red and the sky was filled with monsters. As the last soul marred by the impacts walks ashore, two higher beings look down upon the world they have wrought.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's In A Name? by Newcomb reviews
Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Madhouse by Norwest reviews
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Daemons, Lost and the Damned - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A God, a Wolf, and a Giant Walk into a Bar by Fialleril reviews
Fate. That's it. That's the joke.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Loki - Complete
Hogwarts – The Origin of the Houses by Acaykath reviews
Hermione asks a question in History of Magic and gets an answer she never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
Eleven Inch Holly Phoenix Feather by McJunker reviews
The wand chooses the wizard. And some wands fancy themselves insult comics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Religion and Evangelion: A User's Guide by Master Elora Dannan reviews
When a few of my friends admitted they didn't understand the Old Testament religious symbolism in NGE, this is how I explained it to them. Yes, I'm insane. If you don't think humor and religion go together, you probably don't want to read this. Further explanation on my profile if you need it, and no offense meant to anyone.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lilith, Gendo I. - Complete
Family Affairs by Moczo reviews
In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Saber, Berserker - Complete
The Resolution will not be Televised by OverMaster reviews
And then, suddenly, in the middle of the night, a killer struck! Oh noes!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Evangelion, Nozomu I. - Complete
Ishimura and the Merry Band of WAAAAAAAGH! by Angry Santo reviews
Some were good, others bad. Some died a coward, others a martyr. Yet this changed nothing, for in the end, every person in the Ishimura was forced to face something terrible, something they could not defeat, something that Should Not Be. This is not their story. Oi! 'Tis is 'ta ruddin UGLYEST friggin squigg EVAR!
Crossover - Warhammer & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Greenskins
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Why You Won't Find 'Goodwill' in a Shinobi Dictionary by hijipine reviews
The kages do 'Secret Santa.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot, near-drabble. Tom Marvolo Riddle discovers something in a muggle library during one summer holiday in the 1940's that changes his plans for the future - the Witchcraft Act of 1735. Slightly expanded Author Notes (5th February 2013, UK time).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Do You Primitives Ever Stop Copulating? by Trishata96 reviews
So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Javik - Complete
Under the influence by Minnionette reviews
In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hiruzen S., Tsume I., Danzō S. - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Xenophobia and Infatuations by Made Nightwing reviews
Kaidan Alenko is a weak-willed, pathetic excuse for an Alliance soldier. He is xenophbic, despises turians, and is sickened by the thought of a human loving one. Well, now Commander Shepard is going to fix that...or is she? (Side-note, it's scary when the parody I write is less ridiculous than the stories I parody)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by The Wandering Quill reviews
Surely you didn't think Homura learned how to wield all those firearms at the drop of a hat, did you?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kiritsugu E., Homura A.
The True Once and Future King by Mercy0880 reviews
"This is the tale of the once and future king... GAO"
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Saber - Complete
Mass Effect: A Fornax Production by Mothbanquet reviews
Short OC comedy. Acerbic erotic movie director Jon Freeman is in a bit of a pickle. He is tasked with creating Call of Booty, the most ambitious and expensive porn flick in Fornax's history. Can he and his long-suffering elcor producer Xantar deliver the goods or will they end up with their own private parts in orbit around Illium?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 365 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Ranko Saotome, the Substitute vasto lorde by cronomatt reviews
A full expansion of the Bleach and Ranma 1/2 universe, involving all major and minor characters. During a fighting mishap, female Ranma becomes the very first living substitute Vasto Lorde, and meets many familiar Bleach faces, including the entire Espada
Crossover - Ranma & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,052 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ranma, Ashido K. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6203 - Favs: 7,130 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
House of Weasley by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. It's September the first, 1991, and on board the Hogwarts Express, Draco Malfoy has run into the latest example of the fiendish cunning of the Weasley family. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Similar Minds by Lieju reviews
A riddle-obsessed genius and a science-obsessed supercomputer. A prisoner and a jailor. A test subject and a scientist. GLaDOS finds a batch of test subjects sent from Arkham Asylum, and unexpected connections are made.
Crossover - Portal & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2012 - GLaDOS, The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
The Most Dangerous Subject of them all by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Maybe Professor Cuthbert Binns has a reason for putting classes to sleep... One-shot. Near drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2012 - C. Binns - Complete
Family Issues by Moczo reviews
For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Lutecia A., Rider - Complete
Otaku Continue? by EagleCeres reviews
Take one Ex-ronin, mix in one Otaku, pour in 8 ounces of silliness, sprinkle 2-3 dashes of shenanigans, serve in a goofball glass to shaken (not stirred) locals chilled or at room temperature, garnish with trolling as needed. Inspired by Lastofakind's - Press Start Otaku! (Doin' it for TEH LULZ!)
Crossover - Love Hina & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Keitaro U., Konata I.
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Approximation Pending by Sachehund reviews
Seeing a bit of hand-holding between Shepard and Liara, Legion goes to an unlikely squadmate to help it construct better organics-to-geth translations: Morinth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Legion, Morinth - Complete
Voldemort Reborn by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's September 1993, and Lord Voldemort arrives (back) at Hogwarts to be sorted, and reflects upon her life since being reborn. Alternate Universe. Short sketch, intended to be vaguely humorous. One-shot. (typing error correction, 5th September, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Victory Beard by ColossusProblematic reviews
Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
GSS by Lucillia reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
That Which Should Not Be by Angry Santo reviews
What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
Rocked by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe where a Harry Potter with no confidence or self-esteem arrives at Hogwarts in 1991. Highlights of some of the key moments of the autumn term of 1991. Characters and events which diverge from canon. Punctuation corrections, 2nd October, 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
You Did Nothing by Sanorace reviews
Death sets out to find the difference between killing and murder. Sequel to either Ten Minutes of Your Time and/or Little Susan. It can also be read alone. Minor link to Bright Shadows. Includes: Susan, Vetinari, Vimes, Lobsang Ludd, and Death
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Vetinari, Death, Lobsang L. - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
An oath by Saphroneth reviews
One of Princess Celestia's guards has a secret.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Princess Celestia
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/3/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Blame the Cookies by Kagaseo reviews
Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
happily ever after by Gundam Kaiser reviews
Homura prays for a miracle to keep Madoka from contracting with Kyubey. Simon the Digger promptly rips a hole in the universe. Awesomeness ensues. One-shot.
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Simon - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Square One by ChaserGrey reviews
"Commander Shepard's body has been recovered. The Lazarus Project will proceed. Again." After Shepard dies defeating the Reapers, Miranda has to start at square one. But this time she doesn't have to do it alone. Post-ME3, better ending, whole-crew ensemble fic. Derated from M since it never actually had any adult content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Miranda L., Shepard - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Moczo reviews
Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Saber - Complete
Shirou's Brotastic Mother's Day Special by TypeMoonFreak reviews
Shirou Emiyeah is on a mission to buy the perfect gift for Taiga. Wacky hijinks ensue. Rated M for an unorthodox use of a very large purple dildo.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Shirō E., Taiga F. - Complete
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cross Compatible by Gundam Kaiser reviews
The real reason Unit-02 wasn't involved in the cross-compatibility tests had nothing to do with making Asuka feel special, and everything to do with Shinji's number one fangirl: her mother. M for safety.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Shinji I., Kyoko S.] - Complete
For Alchemy! by Psybee reviews
In which Lydia attempts to get the Dragonborn to stop eating disgusting things... and fails miserably.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Lunatique by Moczo reviews
Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 219 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
2 Girls 1 Cup by Luan Mao reviews
Every author needs to put up a story that no one should read. This is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Witch's Tale of the 4th Holy Grail War by Rody One-Half reviews
In the war of kings and heroes, an unexpected guest is called forth.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012
It's not really paranoia by GeeEs reviews
Book 4 showed Voldemort giving Wormtail a fully-functional silver arm. So why would a certain paranoid old wizard settle for a mere wooden peg leg? AU GoF One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Chicks Dig the Metal Jaw by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Darth Malak tries his absolute hardest to get laid. Female!Revan/Malak oneshot for Sarah1281's birthday.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by leavesfallingup reviews
LME has seen better days; Kyoko was forced to return home by her mother and Tsuruga Ren has gone back to the States to resume his true identity. So who is the new kid making entertainment news… and why is Saena so angry?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,739 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Ass Effect by The Eezoman reviews
Hey. Someone had to do it. A parody of everything sexual in Mass Effect. My first attempt at crack, so please, take a look. Ash, You're move, BIATCH. RATED M FOR MAMMARY Just cause.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Shinderella by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shinji M., Rin T. - Complete
The Trouble with Being a Dragon Priest by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Just a bit of fun. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
I Dare You by AnonymouslyStupid reviews
Soichiro Yagami enters the Kira Investigation Headquarters only to find Light behaving like L, and L behaving like Light.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by arkkitehti reviews
Dumbledore is summoned to the Department of Mysteries, where he learns that not everything is like he had thought it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry PotterDursley and the Tragic Lack of Bacon by alikat522 reviews
Petunia and Vernon are able to put their grudges aside and raise the boys as brothers, completely equal...so they end up with two spoiled, greedy brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Black Clouds and Silver Linings by InfiniteSet reviews
During the night in 2300 AD, Magus and Frog talk about the meaning of an old adage... amongst other things.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Magus, Frog - Complete
certain people by incandescens reviews
Sailor Pluto had better not see a certain blue police box any time soon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto - Complete
Interdimensional by JenovaII reviews
Chell's return to testing. Non-graphic suggestive themes.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Chell - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Resemblance by Ce.elle reviews
When Ichigo confesses to preferring short black hair, big eyes, petite and modest-sized chests, Renji is horrified that his friend has fallen for Ulquiorra, Keigo concludes he likes Mizuiro, and Ishida wonders why Ichigo would consider him petite.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fragmentary Blue by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
There is a shinigami in Misa's home, one she believes may have once been Light, and so she waits for him to come back. Sometimes she has doubts.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2011 - [Misa A., Light Y.] - Complete
Equal Halves by ClassicalGal reviews
Two different versions of Ranma cross paths.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,835 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Sisyphus! or, the Pitiless Duck of Olympus by McJunker reviews
The myth of Sisyphus revisited, American Gods style.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & American Gods - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zeus - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 1,069 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Secret Ingredient is Love by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. Set after HF True... sorta. Sakura and Shirou's relationship has hit a rocky patch, and they need to have a very important discussion. But it seems they might not be on the same page... or rather, in the same kitchen...
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shirō E., Sakura M. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 140 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 330 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
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That which burns through the night reviews
AU. A different Jaune. A different Semblance. A different story.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2021 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem - Complete
Heroes of Our Time reviews
sometimes it takes the subtlest of things, othertimes...
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/22/2021 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Honor thy Masters reviews
Just your typical evening in the House of Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Kreacher - Complete
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