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Heyyyyyyy! It's me! A person! Now, I've published a Fan-fiction! Hopefully it has gone through!

Currently Writing a book on Warrior Cats, Ranger's Apprentice, a Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Princess Diaries, and Cry of the Icemark. DISCLAIMER RIGHT NOW; Whatever I write, is mine, but the books, the REAL ONES, belong to the authors.

A few simple questions and answers:

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, OH MIGHTY ONE?: How can I say no?; Oh... what? Okay mom, if u insist. Hey... srry. Gotta go. Dinners calling. Runs away.

Gender?: FEMALE

Favorite Animal: That's easy, PANTHERS!!!!!

Age: OFFENSIVE! Never ask a woman her age! But, fine... Oh wait, what? Oh srry, Mom's calling... GOTTA GO! *runs out of room*

Hobbies: Reading and Writing

When the hobbies above are fulfilled?: Beat/kick/scratch/slap/yell at the closest person nearby, (Unless it's my mother -_- don't mess with her.).

Fav. Book Series:Ranger's Apprentice/Brotherband Chronicles/Harry Potter/Any book with action but not too... adult-ish or stupid.

Fav. Sport: Soccer

Are you writing an ACTUAL book: Yes, actually, Em-dog/Taco, you know what I'm talking about.

Well, please review my books and stuff! They make me happy! Any kind of review will do, even f you're telling me how horrible it was. It's probably the truth, and the truth hurts. IMMA WEIRDO MC.SPAZZATRON!!!!!!

Best Friends; Why do u wanna know? IDK U!!!!

Fav. Game; Assassin's Creed, Black Ops 1, M.W.3, Black Ops 2

Random Whatever; All because im of the female gender it does not make me a lady!!!

Motto; My Demonic Demise will end you all, but it doesn't mean we cannot fall. (Yeah, yeah, it's retarded), AND & & & & & & "Every step forwards for man means two steps backwards, until we can't fall and fall into eternal blackness anymore :)"

YUP! I AM a retard! I'd thank u all VERY much if u would shut up about anything that might offend me cuz I WILL track u down and snap ur little, prissy, UGLY AS* NECK!

Some thing, like said sentences down Below, have credit to Athena's Warrior, a girl with incredibly good FanFic and apparently funny too!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Dude! I FANGIRL SQUEAL ABOUT HIM!!!!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

(Another Thing From Athena's Warrior is going below too! It's too cute to be ignored!)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose: me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

(Read on, it gets sappy in a second!)

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight

People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Repost this if you are against bullying!

(Mine, My own, and REAL)

Now, every FRAGGEN day of my life I get bullied, every day my quick temper gets the better of me and I make threats that I wish to fulfill. Every day I resist the urge to punch someone in the face or kick a guy that's tormenting my best friend in the crotch. Every day my friend remains silent... or attempts to,... so she can file it for bullying, but their friends will stick up for whoever she just reported for bullying, call her a snitch, and it'll make things worse! Teachers and Staff don't realize this but WE do. While every day I'm struggling to keep one friend safe and trying to coax the other to tell me what happened THAT day, someone is spreading a rumor about me/my friends. EVERY SINGLE DAY I wish for revenge on the popular kids, because they caused all of the trouble in the first place! I can't get to seconds without worrying that my temper will finally best me COMPLETELY and I'll sucker-punch someone, or, even better, kick them, (the only thing I can do), I am good in a fight, but I DONT wanna be suspended or expelled, or my friends hoping that I'll go back, or come back and find them glad I was gone. People are unpredictable, most cannot be trusted, that's why I have so few friends, why I get bullied, because Im not gullible when it comes to finding out people. Sometimes I talk to friends about this, and ask for advice, but all they say is "Keep hanging in there, someday, we'll be out of school, THEN you can kick their sorry little butts!" but i cant wait. People are dying over matters like this. You think life is something you can take for granted or just a long road to heaven? Well, that all ends when YOU'RE bullied, or someone you love dies, or a friend/family member die or is bullied. Oh, an sorry to break it to ya', But Im a Fleurp, my own religion, I cannot explain it on here, cuz its complex. But anyways, back on track, people die or commit suicide over the one little joke you made about them, anything can set them off. So instead of using cruel jokes, how about something that's actually funny? Or maybe, cuz I no you're out there to, you stop bullying innocent people? What did they do to you? All because you have/had a suckish life doesn't mean you have to take it out on them! Sometimes I do that when Im angry but at least I APOLOGIZE!

So think what you just read over, and if you believe this is true, re-post it! Or, make one of your own and tell your story or a friend/family member's.

Im gonna start making a new FanFic soon since this one is too confusing... Just like me!!

(Credit for one below goes to Emchi999, I post basically whatever someone/something says to!:)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you're one of the 2 that hasen't.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word( And you do at random moments) copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haaaaattttteeeee Dora put this in your profile

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, copy and paste this in your profile!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

f you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.

If ever you find yourself talking, and then suddenly you realize that you don't know what you are saying, copy and paste this into your profile

You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!".copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use words like "buzzilion", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think clowns are evil and will someday take over the world copy this on your profile.

If you think everything looks better organized copy this onto your profile.

If your teacher has to constantly tell you to stop laughing or your gonna die, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're part of the 0.0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have started having dreams featuring the Inheritance Cycle, copy and paste this to your profile

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile

If you have ever listend to a song repeatadly, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (Ehehehe)

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile (yeah... that was funny!)

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever run into a stop sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a stop sign more than once, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (e.g. flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn into a wolf and maul someone, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically...)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

(All's me now!)

How to annoy other people!

Whenever someone you've never seen before go up and talk to them about all the good times you two had together

If someone calls you a B* say thank-you because B* means female dog, and dogs bark, and bark grows on trees, and trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful, so therefore, you're beautiful.

Take parmigiana cheese, start throwing handfuls of it and scream "Its snowing!" or "It's Christmas!" in the middle of June or Summer.

Ask your Best friend if you've ever seen/met them before.

Tell your friends... or random people, that you're in-love with their crush/bf/gf.

Walk in a room that isn't yours and claim that you own it.

Raise your eyebrows up and down while your talking and when your friends ask you why you're doing that continue doing it and say "Doing what?"

Go up to your friend and say "Me? NAW! I hate everyone equally so you don't have to worry about that!" then skip away and act like nothing happened.

Go up to a bully, put your arms around him/her's shoulders and say, "Come on!!!!!! I've been waiting for you! Come on FRIEND" (Emphasis on friend)

Tell your BFF you're secretly a ninja, take out the smoke-bomb you bought at the magic shop, and run out at the nearest entrance while using an intercom, microphone, and/or speakers and say "I know everything!" over and over while moving your hands in retarded squiggly lines until they find you, place all evidence in there hands and say "Really, (INSERT FRIENDS NAME HERE), Really?" and walk off and talk to another person LOUDLY and blame your friend for what you just did

RANDOM STUFFS DOWN BELOW!!!!-->


When life gives you lemons, chuck it back at life and say 'GIMME SOMETHING SWEETER!"

When Life chucks something at you you chuck boulders back at LIFE!

When Life comes over and asks "Did you break my vase again?" blame it on your Best Friend and if he/she isn't there blame it on the person nearest to you so they'll feel the wrath of Life and not you.

When Life gives everyone else apples and you get lemons say "But L-i-i-i-i-i-i-f-f-f-ff-e-e-e-e-e-e!" until you annoy him so much and he gives you something sweeter than apples, referred to as 'chocolate'.

I don't see what the point of boys are. I mean, we don't need them at all! A guy actually wrote a whole article on how we don't need men for anything!!!!!

I got a D on my math test today. Doesn't the plus mean good job?

If you looked inside my mind you'd die. For it is so demonic, has to much activity, and I dare not explain more because it's impossible, but mainly because Im too lazy.

When Heaven won't let you in for you had a sin, and the devil is afraid of you and won't let you in out of fear, either A: Demand he/she lets you in or face your wrath, or B: Take out your hidden key that opens the gateway to Hell, overthrow the Devil, become master of Hell, and make it a constant party and be the envy of Heaven, and NEVER let them in! *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I hate it when people get sidetracked. I hate it when my math teacher... Oooh look! A butterfly! Wait, what was I talking about again?

"I diagnose you with "I gotta pee"-syndrome." doctor says. Me; "Yeah, I no dad! I just told you to stop hogging the bathroom because I GOTTA FRAGGEN PEE!!!!!"

TOP 10 LIES

Least 2 Greatest


1. I NEED you.

2. I WANT you

3. I HOPE for you

4. You're pretty (or) you're hot (or) you're cute.

5. You're the only one for me

6. I'm not cheating on you

7. You're one of a kind (While dating fifty other chumps EXACTLY like you)

8. I'd never HURT you.

9.I'd never ABANDON you

10. I love you.

THIS HAS BEEN "Top 10 LIES!"

If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile.

Gryffindor (The biggest heroes in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: Because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin:

1. We aren't all evil... NVM, yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.X)

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good? When you can be a Slytherin?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.(:

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through! -_- No, we're totally serious! *CRUCIO!* told ya.

11. I'm dishonest, and as a dishonest man you can always trust me to be dishonest.

12. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

13. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies...

14. Property of the Half-Blood Prince!

15. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

16. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

17. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet:):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain. Burn.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. Be very afraid...

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it like, totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowd to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice (Kayne...)

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

"Voldemort out, bitches!!!!"

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz (That doesn't work for me!!)

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Just Because I Love You, Doesn't Mean I Won't Eat You

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. Jonathan Carroll

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow -Kathy Buckley-

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams

they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I need six months holiday… twice a year.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Death is never ending... unlike life... which is always ending.

When you see a very rall man in long, black cloak, weilding a scyth, tell him that you need your garden checked out, weeds our infesting, and tell him he better do it otherwise he'll lose his only job... but if that doesn't fool him and he tries to touch you, run to your room, grab your armor, take the butcher knife, chuck it at his face, and scream, "HA! Death! You can't get me! I'm IMMORTAL!" when two days later you get in a car accident and your in an incredible amount of pain because you CAN'T die, open a very small chunk off the finger of your metal glove, and beg for Death to take you... he'll say no. At least you're immortal now...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. William Shakespeare

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. Kenneth Williams

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. George Carlin

Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are all swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one beating tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its was much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

!@#$%&*ImportantNewsFlashAboutBullying!

If you EVER think about doing yourself in because of bullying, just remember, though you may not know it, there are MILLIONS of people standing behind you, fighting for not only YOU but many others. You feel alone, isolated, like nobody cares... but there is at least someone that cares, though you may not know it. You don't want to burden friends or family with this, and you don't want to talk to just ANY random teacher/counseler/person, so you feel as though you NEED to talk but you just can't. Trust me, your voice IS heard, you just got to speak a little louder... I know this might not help, or it may save lives for all I know... but just PLEASE remember, I want to help... I have a friend that cuts herself because of bullying, and has thought about committing suicide SO many times, but each time, I'd help her through, she IS my friend... uh DUH! But anyways, it might be hard to find the person that you KNOW you can trust, that you can confide in. And I know it's hard to tell your friends how you feel, but once you get through that, as long as you hang on, as you fall, at least you know you'll have someone to catch you, and you can catch them.

!@#$%&*()BULLYING101

Bullying is MAJOR! So just dont stand by and watch others fall, be there to CATCH them when they fall, not only will you have a friend for life, but one by one, slowly, you can stop bullying!

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Overcoming Obstacles by RoseKatChan reviews
:Marina is something that would be considered sin. Half demon half human. Only trying to fit in with humans she is forced to reveal her true self to Inuyasha once he finds out her secret. Leading her life to a new path. Rumiko Takashi owns Inuyasha. I own the plot of my story and my character Marina.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - [Inuyasha, OC] - Complete
Too Much To Ask For by Athena Silverwolf reviews
High King Peter just wanted the simpering, silly girls to go away. He wanted someone who understood him. He never though he'd find her the way he was about to. He never imagined she would need him as much as he would need her. She was too much to ask for. But when the time comes, he would willingly go to battle for her. First book in the Kings' Shield Saga
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,360 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Isabel Treaty by jellyfish1234 reviews
Isabel is the daughter of the famous Will Treaty. Her one and only dream is to be a Ranger and when she gets it she could never be happier. Follow her on her adventures to different lands and times with her friends and family. Please read and review! Rated T just in case.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Will, OC
Sisterband Chronicles by DrtyDiva reviews
Kiya Starfollower wants to be a seawolf like her mother, but girls are not allowed to go into brotherband training. They cook and clean and keep the home fires burning for their warriors. Will the half Skandian, half Ifranian girl make in the all male world? Will she be accepted and will she make it through to the other side?
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Erak, Hal Mikkelson
Faking It by Awesomepossum328 reviews
When Travis Stoll turned eighteen he must get married, but when his girlfriend breaks up with him, his parents plan to marry him off to another horrible girl. He enlists the help of his friend Katie, to win back his girlfriend. But they have to play lovers. Looks like they're going to have to go "Faking It".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Falling From Reality, A Continuation by EchoedMusic reviews
Araluen has a new arrival, in the form of a 14 year old named Bexy from Missouri. She gets ditched by Halt and Will, who are acting suspicious, and wonders if they know anything about her being in the wrong story?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Will, Halt
Leather Oakleaf by Athena Silverwolf reviews
Alyvia's brother bears the bronze Oakleaf. Her father bears the silver Oakleaf. Her grandfather will soon bear the gold Oakleaf. Being a Ranger is in her blood, and she's determined to prove to the stubborn old fools of the Corps that she has what it takes to bear the oakleaf. But there's one problem.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Halt
Ranger and Wolf by Wrena Wolfkin reviews
Girls who look like wolves and rangers falling in love. Strange things are happening in the Rangers Apprentice world and Rin Wolfkin is in the middle of it. Gilan/OC Will/Cassandra
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gilan
Gilan's aprentice by Isabela Vena Rose reviews
it is just like rangers apprentice but with with one extra character and a girl ranger apprenticed to Gilan
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Gilan, Will
The Apprentice's Apprentice by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Will Treaty's Apprentice, well, old apprentice, has an apprentice! How will this go as he and his apprentice, June, struggle to prove she has what it takes to be a King's Ranger? There is something else in the mix as well a characters dark past appears.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,868 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Hua of the Stars by DragoneyeScribe reviews
Eona is ordered to guard Ido for the night, much to his amusement. Fluff. Oneshot. EonaxIdo.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
Love Transcends All by XIIIL00DY reviews
What if the renewed Mirror Dragon not only healed Kygo but others in the process as well? How will Eona feel after finding this out? Rated M for future chapters. Several pairings. Mainly Eona/Kygo, Eona/Ido.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Eon/Eona
Falling from Reality by Heepwahtastic reviews
A girl who has read the Ranger's Apprentice book is somehow transported to Araluen. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Will, Halt
Two Apprentices? by Elizabeththecrazy reviews
Soo... This is when Will has a buddy in the ward and she gets chosen to be Halt's apprentice along with Will. But will she succeed to be the first female ranger, as she's always dreamed to be? Or will the Corps always be an organization for men?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Halt, Will
Slave Camp by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
numb3rsXrangers apprentice fic. Now this is from a Numb3rs POV with all the Numb3rs characters but with a Ranger's Apprentice plot. You do not have to be a fan of Ranger's Apprentice to enjoy this fic. Don is kidnapped and sent to a slave camp, T rated.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Don E.
Half Breed Terror by Storm Warning reviews
A war in the Wizarding world against Half Breeds. What happens when two Half Breeds are captured and taken to Hogwarts? Guess who they meet. First Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - OC
From Kitten To Cat by A Nightingales Dream reviews
Abandoned by his mother soon after birth for being a runt, nursed and cared for by a dog, one young tom is about to embark on a journey that will change everything he thought he knew about the world. A prophecy, a kitten, a whole lot of adventures.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Candle In the Night by Mishee reviews
An oracle's prophesy spoke of the Demon Lord's demise, but told of a different fate for the Ronin Warriors. Now, thousands of years later, will her words light the Ronins to a new destiny, or will our warriors forever remain in the darkness? CH 6 ADDED
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2002
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death's Messengers by nile-reina reviews
Beaten, broken, and lonely Harry Potter suffers from his reality as The Savior and the unwanted nephew....But someone has been searching for him and he has finally been found...Trained beneath watchful eyes, Harry has become something more...HarrySeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Hell On Earth by nile-reina reviews
*slash SS/HP AU* When an innocent dies beneath an ancient prophesy, Hell has unleashed all its glory and power in the ultimate battle between a wanna-be Godlike being and the King of Darkness along side true Godlike beings in a bid of control and revenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete