Author has written 67 stories for E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Wizard of Oz, Frosty the Snowman, Harry Potter, Book X-overs, Titanic, Sword in the Stone, Munsters, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Back to the Future, Ninja Turtles, Dennis the Menace, Where the Wild Things Are, Adventures in Wonderland, Misc. Games, Fairy Tales, Pound Puppies, American Girl, Mario, Neverending Story, Care Bears, Jewel Kingdom series, Ghostbusters, Beauty and the Beast, Chronicles of Narnia, Oz Series, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, That Old Feeling, I Love Lucy, Pinocchio, Pagemaster, Gilligan's Island, Sims, Beetlejuice, Night at the Museum, and Strawberry Shortcake series.
My name is Cynthia Hanson. This is my renewed account from a previous one that began ten years ago. I had to get rid of the world partially because it contained too many painful reminders of mistakes I had made by trusting the wrong people for those past ten years. I would like to try to ensure neither I, or any other innocent person is played the fool by such terrible people again.
I am 100 percent atheist. Some, but not all, of my writings include or involve the bashing of religion along with the promotion of atheism. One of the reasons I enjoy this is as a way of keeping Christians and their religion out of my life altogether. And I am confident in knowing I won't call out to God on my deathbed, no more than I would ever call out to Allah, Zeus, Thor, Ra... or Superman, or Batman, or the Queen of the Pink Pixies, or the overweight but smiling hairy purple monster who lives in my attic. I assume I've made my point... but ONLY to intelligent people who think in critical terms.
So no one who has the delusion of religion and virus of faith will only act as if they are as if they were blind to these words, just as they feel in their hearts that being stupid and weak and gullible will somehow make them have magic powers to see the future because they can ask their deity to grant them this wish and he will do so, and then they will all be holier than everyone else who either has a different deity or none. Christians do not need to teach me anything I need to know about their religion. Because if I didn't already understand it, then I wouldn't be an atheist. The reason I haven't been an atheist all my life was because I just lacked education in the matter of it, then I took it upon myself to remedy this. When it comes to Christians, I am one of the most not nice atheist you can encounter. So if you Christians have a smattering bit of intelligence, you will leave me alone and not cross over my boundaries. But, when it comes to my fellow atheists, and other non-theist people types, I am always the best person you could ever meet.
I managed to be able to teach myself to be a good writer, and also the sort of writer I wanted to be also, which I already explained I am. And, I don't think I could have learned in a better way than that. I've learned to better my craft on my own. Anything Alyssa Kane wanted me to learn about writing, I have NO intention to ever learn at all. I love my writing skills just the way they are. It's worth concluding in the past four years or so, I have pursued studying how to write in the medium of screenwriting. I find it to be just like learning how to speak (or read) in a new language. And, I am pleased to say I at least almost getting to be fluent in this new way of writing. Of course, I still know how to write in the story format used when I self-publish of course. In fact, interestingly, studying the art and craft of screenwriting has given me so much insight into all forms of story telling in so many ways. I actually have a tighter grasp on plot and characterization and conflicts now. I am of course still maintaining my same style of writing, and of the subjects and character types and plot types I love to write of. The reason Ia m studying screenwriting so intensely is because of my lifelong dream to become a screenwriter and film maker. Because, people cannot make the movies I often enjoy these days anymore, and so I MUST make my own movies, that's all there is to it. The genres of movies I favor to write and also produce myself are kid-friendly types of Family, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.
My Favorite Characters Are:
1. Mr. H.M. Wogglebug T.E. The biggest, smartest, and nicest of all insects in the world. He is a true optimist, he always tries to see the good in everyone and to look on the bright side. You can always count on him when the chips are down and turn to him for good advice. He is a gentleman and a philosopher, and he has someone close enough like him in the Frogman as a best friend.
2. Fabrizio De Rossi He is Jack Dawson's ever loyal best friend and companion. He is very Italian and has the sweetness of a little boy and the intelligence of a man, and he looks like an angel, just one look at his smile and all seems to be right with the world. He really should have had a bigger role in the movie, he holds the whole picture together.
3. Super Mario A sweet-natured Italian plumber from Brooklyn, he is the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and of many people's childhoods. He is tough and tenderhearted at the same time, he never gives up, he's always there when Princess Peach needs him. He is the international champion of video games and the reason I've just become a player of them myself.
4. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial A kind, wise, and loving intergalactic botanist. He has the cuteness of a puppy, the curiousity of a little boy, the wisdom of a billion years old, and all of the qualities desired in a best friend. He can also make a difference in the lives of young people, on and off screen.
5. Dobby Loopy, loving, lovable, he is Harry Potter's unofficial house elf and ever loyal friend and he's willing to follow his heart before any rules even if it causes some well-meaning meddling into the business of other's lives but just because he cares so much.
6. Strawberry Shortcake She is a girl as sweet as the cake she is named for is. I love both the original and new incarnations of her show, though the original one is the one I hold most dearest to my heart for it's universal humor, charm, well-crafted messages to live by, and how Strawberry grows and develops a little more with each episode in a good way while staying the sweet, smart, and loving strawberry girl leader of the berry kids bunch.
7. Madeline A very small French girl with a very big heart. She is an excellent role model for boys and girls alike all around the world for her manners, love, courage, and charisma.
8. Petrie My favorite dinosaur from The Land Before Time series. In the beginning he didn't know how to fly and was too afraid to learn how, but in the end he achieved what he wanted to by just believing in himself. Which is a message that I and just about anyone can benefit from.
9. Tigger The most playful, fun loving, zestful for life, not to mention bouncy tiger of all time. And as he says he is the only one of his kind, which makes him all the more special and endearing.
10. Mumfie The world's most special little elephant of all. His not so well known series delivers very strong and positive messages about life, love, and learning.
My Favorites In:
Books: The Neverending Story, The Little Prince, Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, His Dark Materials trilogy, Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Harry Potter series, Young Wizards series, Bailey School Kids Series, The Wind in the Willows, American Girl series, Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew, James and the Giant Peach, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Sword in the Stone, Jane Yolen's fairy tale series.
Movies: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial, The Wizard of Oz, The Water Horse, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Peter Pan (2003), Return to Oz, Ella Enchanted, Inkheart, Nim's Island, Arthur and the Minimoys, James and the Giant Peach, The Neverending Story, The Pagemaster, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Wiz, Aquamarine, Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Little Prince, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, Night at the Museum, The Indian in the Cupboard, Back to the Future, Earth to Echo, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Last Mimzy, The Last Starfighter, The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Enchanted, Fat Albert, Ponyo, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, Atlantis the Lost Empire, Curious George, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Treasure Planet, Thumbelina, The Swan Princess, The Land Before Time, Balto, The Pebble and the Penguin, Ferngully the Last Rainforest, A Troll in Central Park, Happy Feet, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Ant Bully, Hoodwinked, Happily N'ever After, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, WALL-E.
Cartoons: Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Teddy Ruxpin, Gummi Bears, Scooby-Doo, Beetlejuice, The Real Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Captain Planet, Justice League, Dennis the Menace, Duck Tales, Quack Pack, Jungle Cubs, Goof Troop, Toad Patrol, The Country Mouse and City Mouse Adventures, Rupert, David the Gnome, Muppet Babies, Heathcliff, Garfield and Friends, California Raisins, Tom and Jerry Kids, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Smurfs, The Jetsons, Magic Adventures of Mumfie, Madeline, Doug, Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Tiny Toons, Corduroy, Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, Oz Kids, Peter Pan and the Pirates, The Adventures of Pinocchio, Where's Waldo?, Curious George, Dragon Tales, The Cat in the Hat, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Bernstein Bears, Jojo's Circus, Koala Brothers, My Friends Tigger and Pooh, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, House of Mouse, Sofia the First, Doc McStuffins, Miss Spider, Eek the Cat, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Pound Puppies, The Neverending Story, Anthony Ant, Rainbow Fish, George and Martha, The Little Lulu Show, The Popples, Punky Brewster, My Pet Monster, Bump in the Night, Wind in the Willows.
TV Shows: Once Upon a Time, Adventures in Wonderland, Shining Time Station, Wishbone, Faerie Tale Theatre, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Hey Vern! It's Ernest!, The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Under the Umbrella Tree, Eureaka's Castle, Allegra's Window, Gullah Gullah Island, Kids Incorporated, Jump, Rattle, and Roll, Clarissa Explains It All, The Journey of Allen Strange, Kenan and Kel, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, The Munsters, Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, Taxi, Lassie, Voyagers, Punky Brewster, Tales From the Neverending Story, Welcome to Pooh Corner, Dumbo's Circus, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Wizards of Waverly Place.
Games: Super Mario Bros', Rayman Raving Rabbids, Disney Epic Mickey, Disney Infinity, The Sims 2, 3, 4, and Medieval, Nancy Drew Mysteries, E.T. Phone Home Adventure, Oz the Magical Adventure, Around the World in 80 Days, Gahan Wilson's Ultimate Haunted House, The Manhole.
Music/Singers/Songs: Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Marc Anthony, Peabo Bryson, Kenny Lattimore, Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Carly Simon, Diana Ross, Boyz 2 Men, ABBA, N'Sync, The Backstreet Boys, Stevie Wonder, Mya, Elton John, Phil Collins, Wendy Moten, Babyface.
People Types: Any people who have qualities I like about myself already, or ones who have qualities I at least admire in anyone. Such as all the people who are my true friends. Ones who remind me of my ability to be compassionate and caring and understanding, and remind me of why I cherish my values from my childhood and wish to keep them with me to help me in my adulthood when they can be helpful, and remind me of what my idea of a happy time and place is and why the things I love make me happy for all the right reasons. Essentially, I love all people who bring out the best in me and not the stress in me.
My Dislikes In:
Books: The Bible, Christian books such as Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. Twilight, The Hunger Games, East of Eden. The William Kotzwinkle novelization of the E.T. movie. Any Oz books written by Ruth Plumly Thompson, John R. Neil, Jack Snow; and also many alternative trends of Oz from writers of today such as from Gregory Maguire, Phillip Jose Farmer, Joshua Patrick Dudley, Charles Phipps, Martin Gardner, Eric Shanower, Marcus Mebes, Chris Dulabone, Marin Xiques, and Robert Evans
Movies: Shrek, A Tale of Desperuax, Ice Age, Madagascar, The Wild, Open Season, Over the Hedge, Shark Tale, Bee Movie, Horton Hears a Who, Jim Carey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Mike Myers' The Cat in the Hat, Bridge to Terabithia, The Tooth Fairy, Toothless, The Santa Clause, Fred Claus, Alice in Wonderland (1951), Hercules (1997), The Princess and the Frog, Lilo and Stitch, Home on the Range, Coraline, The Master of Disguise, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Rocketman, Mars Attacks, Crocodile Dundee, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Oh God! You Devil!, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Angels in the Outfield, Miracle on 34th Street, The Preacher's Wife, One Magic Christmas, Old Dogs, Racing Stripes, Are We There Yet?, Are We Done Yet?, Alvin and the Chipmunks movies, Casper movies, Underdog.
Cartoons: Family Guy, Camp Lazlo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, The Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Aaahhh! Real Monsters, The Angry Beavers, Cow and Chicken, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Animaniacs, South Park, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Mike, Lu, and Og, Veggie Tales. Just about any cartoon on network channels these days which lack intelligent themes, moral messages, kid-friendly humor, and likable characters.
TV Shows: Touched By An Angel, Promised Land, Twice in a Lifetime, Quantum Leap, The Twilight Zone, Tales From the Crypt, and basically any of the sitcoms and drama shows of today which are always more concentrated on themes of sex, violence, crude and rude humor, and shocking the viewers with gory or horrifying things.
Games: Any ultra-violent, war based, graphic and gory games, and boring puzzle, card and board, time management, word based, hidden objects, and match 3 games.
Music/Singers/Songs: Any Christian, gospel, any punk, hard, heavy metal rock, and the majority of hip-hop.
People Types: Anyone who doesn't like any of my favorite characters. Anyone who has villains as favorite characters. Anyone who believes in ANY sort of God or deity. Anyone who has unhealthy obsessions about anything. Anyone who has delusions about their status in the world. Anyone who enjoys making good and innocent people feel inferior. Anyone who does not think I am a terrific writer in many ways. Anyone who has a bad temper. Anyone who thinks they are so superior in intelligence they never even need to look thinks up for research. Anyone who has too much trouble with following the rules of anything. Anyone who thinks stealing is not wrong as they are not friends with who they are stealing from. Anyone who thinks being evil is more fun than being kind. Anyone who is dishonest. Anyone who enjoys forcing their beliefs and ideas on to others. Anyone who loves bad guys, knows this makes them insane and freakish, and they feel guilty and impure for it thus, but cannot get over it, and so they attempt to blackmail innocent people into getting involved with it, just to reassure themselves if they can manipulate a good person to being insane also, they are still good people. Essentially, this means ANYONE with ANYTHING in common with Alyssa Kane!
My Stories Which I Am Most Proud of:
Fabrizio's Story - The first part of my novel length account of the life of my second favorite character of all time. Details his childhood, and meeting with Jack and their voyage on the Titanic and continues afterward as he settles in America. Anne Blair says my portrayal of Fabrizio is very Gary-Stuish, but she is just being mean and snobbish in saying that. After all I did take her litmus test and the score was VERY low. Besides, Fabrizio is meant to be a fun, lovable, and heartwarming character and the world needs more of those.
Fabrizio's Story Continues - The second part of my account of Fabrizio's life. This one chronicles his early life in America and the births of his children, and his enlisting in the first World War and ends when he and his family move from the city to the country in the late 20s. Also in this half of his life I develop him some more as he grows more mature and more wise through his experiences. For instance, in the first story he had been rather spiritual and in this one he comes to understand there is no such thing as a higher power looking after him or anyone else, in the way which I did long ago.
The Story of Dobby the House-Elf - Tells the side of Dobby's story of his years at Hogwarts which we didn't read about in the books and also details the progression of Dobby's relationship with Harry Potter and if J. K. Rowling had included such scenes of them that I wrote there probably would be less Dobby haters in the world. It also changes Dobby's cruel and unjustified fate in book 7, and in fact Dobby's leading the other elves into battle at Hogwarts and then getting his wish to become Harry's house-elf WAS what his story had been leading up to.
A Merry E.T. Christmas - A Christmas sequel to the original movie that takes place in the same year as E.T.'s first visit. It's fun, light-hearted, and happy and emphasizes the importance of staying close to family and also includes the best anti-Christian, pro-evolution exposition I've done yet.
Insect Lovers - After reading so many stories about love on here I decided to write an orginal love story especially for my favorite character and give him the happiness I felt he always deserved. And it is also a well thought out satire on religious wars.
The Wizard of Oz: The Continuing Story - A continuation of the 1990 Dic cartoon series that was based on the MGM movie and was canceled after only one season so this puts a proper ending on it. I also couldn't help including Mr. Wogglebug in it as a traveller from an alternate Oz universe.
The Wizard of Oz: The Continuing Story Part 2 - The sequel to the above listed story based on the Dic cartoon and my version of how the discovery of Princess Ozma could have been like in this Oziverse, also crosses over slightly with the Oz Kids series.
End of the Turtles War - Gives a proper ending to the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon series which went downhill after its seventh season. And also gives justice to Baxter Stockman, a character who had much injustice done to him during the seven years.
Jack Frost's Miracle - Combines many of the Rankin/Bass Christmas specials that I grew up with and tells a very original love story.
The Sword and the Rose - A sequel to Disney's The Sword in the Stone, which is one of my favorite Disney classics and stories also. It is slightly based on another story that was never finished from years ago though I completely wrote it from my own mind and heart with all original ideas. I'm also quite proud of how it earned me another friend on here, GreenWallsOfArt, who is also a most excellent writer and I highly recommend her stories also.
A Neverending Wonderland Story - A crossover of two of my favorite shows I grew up with. The Disney Channel's Adventures in Wonderland from the early nineties and the HBO cartoon series of A Neverending Story from the mid nineties and pairs the Alice and Bastian of them who I'd always thought would go well together. The whole story is actually about love and relationships of all kinds with most of the characters from the shows and a few new ones.
Favorite Atheist Quotes:
"By simple common sense I don't believe in a God. In none," Charlie Chaplin.
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction. Jealous and proud of it. A petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak. A vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser. A misogynistic, homophobic, racist, genocidal, infanticidal, megamaniacal, capriciously malevolent bully," Richard Dawkins in The God Delusion.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one," George Bernard Shaw.
"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the same generation of the fable of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter," Thomas Jefferson.
"All national institutions of churches whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind and monopolize power and profit," Thomas Paine.
"The way to see by faith, is to shut the eye of reason," Benjamin Franklin.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true," Mark Twain.
"I have seldom met an intelligent person whose views were not narrowed and distorted by religion," James Buchanan.
"I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of Heaven and Hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God," Thomas Edison.
"I can't imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation. Nor do I believe that the individual survives the death of his body. But many people harbor such beliefs through fear, or ridiculous egotisms," Albert Einstein.
Favorite Inspirational Quotes:
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent," Eleanor Roosevelt.
"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship," Helen Keller
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us," Ralph Waldo Emerson.
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it will always get you the right ones," John Lennon.
"Do the best you can do until you know better. Then when you know better, do better," Maya Angelou.
"If you are not the hero your own story, then you're missing the whole point of your humanity," Steve Maraboli.
"However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light," Stanley Kuberick.
"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid. This is unfortunately how our schooling system typically operates," Albert Einstein.
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives," Unknown.
The Soundtrack to My Life - iPod Shuffle Game
Opening Credits: Do You Believe in Magic? - Aly & A.J.
Waking Up: Count On Me - Peabo Bryson
First Day of School: Magic Mirror - Tiffany Thornton
Falling in Love: What You Won't Do For Love - Peabo Bryson & Natalie Cole
Fight Song: All My Tomorrows
Prom: I Will Get There - Boyz II Men
Life: My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Mental Breakdown: Love Can Move Mountains - Celine Dion
Driving: I Turn to You - Christina Aguilera
Flashback: If We Hold On Together - Diana Ross
Getting Back Together: Can You Feel the Love Tonight - Elton John
Losing Your Virginity: If I Can Dream - Elvis Presley
Wedding As Long As I Can Dream - Expose
Birth of Child: Angel of Mine - Eternal
Final Battle: More Than Words - Extreme
Death Scene: You'll Be In My Heart - Celtic Woman
Funeral Song: Love Will Find a Way - Kenny Lattimore
End Credits: Someone Like Me - Michael Africk