FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will re post this crap
Good driver: I crashed into a shrub.
Good dancer: yeah i take classe
Good Singer: I think so other people think so
Have a lava lamp: no but i want one
How many remote controls are in your house :WHY THE FUCK WOULD I COUNT DUMB BASTARD
What do you dream about: My dreams are completely random
Last time you showered: This morning
The last movie you saw at the theatres: I can't remember :O
Scary or happy movies: Scary
Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate
Skiing or Boarding: Boarding
Summer or winter: Summer
Silver or Gold: gold
Diamond or pearl: Diamond
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset ITS PEETAS FAVE color
Orange juice or apple juice: Orange juice
Cats or dogs: Dogs
Coffee or tea: Tea
Phone or in person: DEPENDS
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: MIDDLE/YOUNGEST
Indoor or Outdoor: Outdoor
Sung in the shower?: Yes
Spit in someone's drink?: yes NO FUCKIN SHAME DA BITCH DESERVED IT
Dumped someone?: No
Opened your Christmas presents early?: i was sneaking
Peed outside?: Yeah, in the woods
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: Nopee
Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: No I have a one bf
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: yes
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: hell yeah it was fun
Ate food that fell on the floor?: Does the 5 second apply here?
Went outside naked?: yes it was a dare
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: No, I would never do that
Been on stage? Yes
Made someone cry?: Yeah, I'm an evil terrible bitch cruella devill got nutin on me
Been in a parade?: dont think so
Been in a school play?: no
Drank beer?: Yeah, it was awesomeeeee
Gotten detention?: Yeahh alot
Been on a plane?: Yes
Been on a cruise?: No
Broken into a house?: Yeah but for a good reason i locked myself out no shame
Gotten a tattoo?: yup because i lost a bet
Gotten piercings?: Yeaa
Cried so hard you threw up?: once
Gotten into a shouting match? Yes and I always win :)
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: Not in a long time
Laughed so hard it hurt?: Yes, that's the only kind of pain you should ever out yourself through/
Tripped on your own feet?: yes i have no shame
Cried yourself to sleep?:when my grandpa died
Cried in public?: i think so...
Thrown up in public?: Yes...
Lied to your parents?: no never gadoy yeah dumb bastards
Skipped class?: Yeah alot
Do you like filling these out: They're okay
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Not anymore
Do you like yourself: I lovr me :p
Do you get along with your family: Most of them
Have piercings below the waist: no i have a bellybutton ring though
Stolen anything over 30: No.
Want to have children?: dunno
Like mornings?: hell to the fucking nooo
Life is a rose, so beware of the thorns. -Unknown
Don't pay attention to haters, attention is what they crave. -Cher Lloyd
THE HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE:
I promise to always remember Nina when I solve my next mystery or face my next enemy.
I promise to always remember Patricia when my best friend is in danger.
I promise to always remember Amber when life seems to take a wrong turn.
I promise to always remember Mara when I'm doing school work.
I promise to always remember Fabian when I'm feeling shy or weak.
I promise to always remember Jerome when I'm being threatened.
I promise to always remember Alfie when my parents treat me in a way I don't like.
I promise to always remember Mick when I'm applying for a scholarship.
I promise to always remember Sibuna during my prom, because theirs was taken away from them.
I promise to always keep the secret of the cup of Ankh's hiding place.
I promise to always make sure the world doesn't forget Sibuna.
I promise to always keep the light of Sibuna in my heart and soul.
I promise to always love and cherish House of Anubis with all my heart.
I promise that I will always be a loyal fan of House of Anubis.
Let no man or woman tear this vow asunder!
THE HUNGER GAMES PLEDGE:
I promise to remember Rue when mockingbirds’ songs wake me.
I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry.
If my little sister pets a goat, I promise to think of Prim.
And if my best friend acts depressed then Gale; I’ll think of him.
When I toss some wood in the fire, I’ll think of Katniss every time.
And I’ll always think of Peeta when my birthday cake’s sublime.
The Capitol will cross my mind when someone is unfair.
I’ll be sure to think of Clove each time I pretend to care.
I’ll always think of Glimmer if someone’s pretty, but a dunce.
And Thresh will occupy my mind if I spare someone, something… Once.
Whenever I watch a reality show, I will think of the Hunger Games.
I’ll surely imagine Haymitch if someone calls me names.
I swear to think of Cato when I’m homicidally inclined.
I’ll make sure I think of Effie when there’s nothing on my mind.
I swear to remember the Hunger Games.
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I'll try and be nice,but when he does come
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
and i run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
"I am living proof that if anyone throws you in a fucking trash can, you can get the fuck out." -Lady Gaga
"No pressure, no diamonds." -Thomas Carlyle
"Big shots are only little shots that keep shooting." -Christopher Morley
"My philosophy is: Don't place limits on yourself." -Lady Gaga
"You won't be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me." -Lady Gaga
"I hate the truth. I hate the truth so much I prefer a giant dose of bullshit any day." -Lady Gaga
"Stop feeding me bullshit. Tell me the truth." -Lady Gaga
"In the deepest hour of the night, I confess to myself three things; I would die if I was forbidden to write, forbidden to love, or forbidden to fashion. Heartbeats embody the trinity of my human being, with one additional vow: that SOUND matters. Wear heartbeats, love each other, and celebrate the art and lifestyle of musi." -Lady Gaga
"I fall in love every time. And I don't really fall in love a lot, but when I do, I fall hard." -Katy Perry
(On a certain lyric from California Gurls) "I DON"T like sand in my stilettos. Whoever wrote that line should be fired!" -Katy Perry
"I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath." -Ke$ha
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." -E.L. Doctorow
"There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein." -Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith
"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." -Anaïs Nin
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"Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be." Mark Twain
"The wastebasket is a writer's best friend." Isaac Bashevis Singer
"Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne
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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
I hear voices and they dont like you.
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