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Joined 01-27-13, id: 4510305, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 19 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Thor, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.

Hello there! *waves* I'm not sure how you found me, maybe through my tumblr, or perhaps through my fan-fiction, in which case I am assuming that you enjoyed it given that you are here. If that is the case, I'm glad you liked it.

As for what I write, and how often I do, it's a tad bit unpredictable. I normally write SPN, SnK and a scarily large amount of Marvel-verse (so much Thorki, please don't hate me). I also write for other fandoms, at the moment I'm going through a little bit of a Hetalia relapse, so expect a lot of that... I have also written some parody fics (Tony Stark/Harry Potter anyone), so feel free to ask if you want something obscure, but don't expect me to take it very seriously...

A little note, all of my fics here are also on my Ao3, I got an account on that website because I prefer the layout, but I would feel bad abandoning my ff.net. If you also prefer that layout, feel free to read my things there.

Some places you can find me:
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My Ao3 that I also post on: humanitys_strongest_penguin

Anyway, that's about it. So thank you very much for reading and hope you enjoy your stay!

P.S. I am currently going through my senior years of high school, so updates will be incredibly random, and probably not very often whilst I get myself organised. I'll also let you all know when I have exam periods because updates will most definitely come to a stand still. Thank you for your understanding.

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A Quick Kiss by lunatrancy reviews
Just as the title says. Getting distracted while taking care of the horses. Nothing hardcore/explicit. Just a fluff drabble. LevixEren
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
American Hunters in Cardiff by LexInADress reviews
Sherlock and John are working a case. Dean and Sam are recruited to work an international job. The Doctor...well, he just happens to drop in at the right time. But is it possible that the disappearances, the omens, and the escaped alien prisoner are all connected? In this SuperWhoLock crossover, the Doctor introduces some new friends to a creature even they hadn't dared believe in.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Sherlock H., John W.
Insomnia by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
One of the biggest challenges that Castiel has to face now that he's an ordinary human, is going to sleep for the first time in his existence. Lucky for him, he has Dean to help him with that… Destiel. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Really Are a Baby by SwagolasThranduilion reviews
A fluffy little Destiel one-shot starring sick!Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Of Games and Larks by ThisIsMyMindPalace reviews
A series of humorous drabbles centered around the many tricks and larks pulled by the Odinson brothers. (Pre-Thor)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Thor, Loki
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A Beginning, a Middle, and an End reviews
In which an afternoon begins and a long night ends. tw: suicide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Sunshine Recollections on a Winter Evening
Norway looks back on some of the brighter aspects of his past. Tw: mention of violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 5/12 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Bad Disney Movies and Cuddles reviews
Denmark and Norway are not impressed by Disney's latest movie.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
First Meetings FrUK reviews
Prince Francis has been engaged to be married to the foreign Prince Arthur since they were both 3 years old, however they have not yet met. On their first meeting they both discovered some interesting things which their portraits didn't show.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Night Shift reviews
Levi and Eren suffer their way through a night shift full of drunken customers. They make a couple of discoveries along the way. Ereri.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Monopoly night reviews
Francis decides it would be a good idea to play Monopoly with the kids. FACE family AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
War Time Christmas reviews
Levi promised to be home by Christmas. He didn't quite make it. Installment one of my 2013 fan-fiction advent calender.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
A little story drabble one shot thing reviews
Humanity has won at last, but at what cost? Implied (if you wish to read it that way) Eren/Levi.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Just Another Destiel High School AU reviews
Basically this is a High School AU my friend and I have been working on. Dean Winchester is failing algebra. Castiel becomes his tutor. One thing leads to another and I think you know where this'll end up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Harry PotterTony Stark reviews
Not to be taken seriously, just a bit of fun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
Of Winchester's and Hogwarts reviews
This is a kind of Superwhopotterlock, more Superpotter, destiel Hogwarts au. Castiel, seeker of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team is in hisseventh year at Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to the general population of Hogwarts School of Whitchcraft and Wizardry, he and best friend Dean Winchester have been dating since the start of their sixth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ginny W., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Don't think I haven't noticed reviews
Just a random Destiel that I wrote once.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Art inspired Destiel's written late at nightearly in the morning
Just some Destiel's that I wrote as the title suggests, either very late at night, or very early in the morning. They are also, as the title suggests, inspired by fan-arts. I hope you enjoy them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Art inspired Thorki's written late at nightearly in the morning reviews
This is a collection of Thorki's that I have written for a friend in the early hours of the morning/late hours of the night. They are generally inspired by fan-arts. I hope you enjoy them!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Thor, Loki
Pie reviews
This is just a little thing I wrote for a friend after Clip Show aired, I hope you enjoy it.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fred
Just a short little thing I wrote about Fred from Georges POV. Rated K for feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Case of the Missing Glasses reviews
Harry loses his glasses. That is about it really. Just something that I wrote for a friend at around 1 am one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Tub reviews
This is just a short little Johnlock I wrote for a friend. WARNING! It may be slightly depressing. I hope that you enjoy it :) P.S. My friend got to choose the name.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor Who Avenger Cross-over fan-fiction for Prof reviews
Basically Steve deliberately blinks in front of a weeping angel in an attempt to go back in time and find Peggy. The Avengers team up with the Doctor to help get him back. This fan-fic was written for Prof on 'Voldemort not only killed the spare, but also RPatz's acting talents'
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete