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Prince of Mirkwood by cristina reid reviews
A young Legolas meets a strange man outside the woods and falls in love with him, not realizing he is human, the kind King Thranduil hates. This is SLASH! MEANING GAY LOVE! FLAMERS WHO REVIEW TO SAY "STOP MAKING THEM GAY" WILL BE WET WITH MY DELETE BUTTON! LEGOLAS/ARAGORN
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas
Connie Go Lightly by leaky.oven reviews
Conrad Achenleck buys groceries for Hanna Cross. He knows how to get stains out of the dead man's shirts. He even lends his couch to the Seelie orphan, and helps a werewolf with her self-image crisis. One would think Conrad Achenleck was a nice guy, by these examples. Doc Worth is burdened by the truth of the matter; Conrad isn't nice, and that's what makes him perfect. Slash.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] Hanna F., Veser
The Trials of Arranged Marriage by Amanda Yates reviews
Arthur/Merlin, Chapter 12 is up! UPDATED FOLKS
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,378 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Arthur, Merlin]
Courting The Impossible by September Wolves reviews
[M/M] Jeremy Brooks, former navy seal, gets mouth-raped and has an alien baby. The thing is, he's alive and the alien seems very possessive of its 'mommy'. Meanwhile, their small town in Colorado is being turned into an alien hunting ground and a certain predator has taken an interest in Jeremy. SLASH M/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Predator/Yautja
Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Alone with THAT Guy by Evil minion14 reviews
Today… well for one, it was different. Like way totally different. The type of day that you should shit your pants because of the shock, but don't do it because you are also scared shitless, kind-a different. To say I live an incredibly boring life would be an understatement. Up until a few hours ago... PredatorXSarcastic Human living together for 2 months. Good luck with that.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Money Makes the World Go Around by monkan reviews
The Odinson family has struck hard times and Odin is forced to declare personal bankruptcy. Loki is the CEO of a renowned loan shark firm. He offers Odin every penny he needs to survive, and more in exchange for his son, Thor. Thor never thought he would have to beg for anything, much less be sold for money. Loki/Thor. Slash. Full summary inside. Complete.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Borderline by monkan reviews
Thor just got discharged from the special force when he punched his commanding officer for touching him. Against all odds he rescues a damsel in distress and gets recruited as a bodyguard. Loki, however, is no lady, and his profession is not the average job. Thorki. More inside. Complete.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
After all this time by Neiph reviews
It's been 8 years since Bruce and the Joker last saw each other. How will things go when they meet again after all this time? SLASH BRUCE/JOKER - SET IN TDKR 11TH CHAPTER NOW UP
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
A Little Husband by monkan reviews
Peace has finally fallen between Asgard and Alfheim, to bond this the heir of Asgard is betrothed to a prince of The only problem is that while Thor is an adult his fiance is a child of ten years. Complete.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
In the End by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Neo has been to Hell, The Matrix was corrupted and Zion was free. But when the flawless computer Program malfunctions, There isn't a thing the people can do. In between all the hate and pain, pride and loathing, The difference was inevitable. Neo/Smith slash. [Hiatus]
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Neo, Smith, A.
Hope for Green Leaves by StarStuff42 reviews
The human child Estel, whose name means hope, grows up among the elves and falls in love with the Greenleaf of Mirkwood. Estel becomes Aragorn, and Aragorn aids the fellowship to save Middle-Earth-yet throughout it all Estel has his Greenleaf. Aragorn/Legolas slash, I promise they get together eventually. Chapters start out short but get longer. BTW characters belong to Tolkien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
Towards the End by Curious Nightingale reviews
"...If we're the same and you don't wish to be man or demon, then my blood right now will ensure I'll be the one to turn you into a monster. I would never allow anything else..." Alternative to Anderson's death. M for blood, violence, yaoi. AAxA. Completely reworked, Chapter 4 up
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alucard, Alexander
Don't Zombies Eat Brains? by chelseyelric reviews
"Hey, Timmy?" "Yes, Hanna?" "Do you eat brains?" Read on to find out what happens after this big ball of awkward is dropped XD
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Forbidden Gifts by Ardath Rekha reviews
He woke from stasis seeking revenge for an unspeakable crime and found himself face to face with his sworn enemies. She wanted to know why humanity's oldest friends had turned on them. But this time, instead of facing each other in a fight to the death, the two living survivors of the Prometheus expedition form an alliance. AU, Shaw/Engineer.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,123 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - E. Shaw, Engineer
Affazolat by XLadySnowX reviews
What would happen if, when Daenerys was presented to Khal Drogo in Pentos, the Dothraki Warlord decided he'd rather have the Targaryen Prince instead? Drogo/Viserys, slash, AU. No longer a one-shot!
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Viserys T., Khal Drogo
Don't Worry, Frodo, We'll Get The Chance by TwistedAngel08 reviews
Frodo and Sam realise their feelings for each other and smut ensues. Yeah, I suck at summaries but you get the point. R&R! Warnings: MalexMale sex, and lots of blushing. Don't like? Don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Unattainable Dreams by Oso el Peligroso reviews
Narrowly escaping beheading the Stabbington brothers set up camp for the night in an attempt to rest, but is there ever rest for wanted criminals? Stabbington/Stabbington
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Stabbington Brothers
Reminiscence by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Evolution. "The lycans of old were trapped, unable to ever assume human form again." Willam was going to be the greatest evil ever loosed upon the world, but Alexander Corvinus underestimated the strength of the bond between two brothers. Willam/Markus
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2008 - William, Marcus - Complete
Him by soHoTmyprecious reviews
MP Pippin fantises about Merry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.