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Life from Death by California Kat reviews
This story picks up in the middle of Season 7, Episode 9. What if the Viking decided that being Bill's messenger wasn't going to work for him? It was high time for Sookie to hear some hard truths, and what she chose to do with those truths would determine whether Eric cut ties with her. (E/S)
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,377 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Eric N., Sookie S.] - Complete
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Singularity by Demon In The Box reviews
Sheldon is injured and Penny runs to his side...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,564 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Elegant Universe by Nyx Underwood reviews
When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Hello Kitty Diaries by stl85 reviews
Penny's super secret diary, starting as a kid and working our way up to Shenny. This is pretty much complete fluff, so if you are looking for total angst you might want to go elsewhere. Please see last chapter. *Discontinued*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Benefits Of Friendship by spikespetslayer reviews
Takes place immediately following Penny singing Sheldon 'Soft Kitty' in the Vegas Renormalization. Penny allows Sheldon to sleep in her bed when he's locked out of his house, but sleeping Penny can be a dangerous thing, as Sheldon discovers. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Double Debacle Video by scream5786 reviews
After receiving a weird e-mail from Amy, Sheldon decides to cancel their relationship agreement. Affected by this, Penny begins to think about her own relationship with Leonard and gets closer to her lanky old best friend.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Penny Stratagem by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
When Penny is used as a pawn in a bet between Sheldon and the guys, everything goes very right. And then very, very wrong. Will Sheldon discover the true costs of toying with her emotions? Or will Penny just beat him until her arms get tired? Let's find out...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The La Mancha Stratagem by LANIKI reviews
Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Theory of Relativity by SRWriting34 reviews
After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,160 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Ride by Risknight reviews
Sheldon misinterprets a conversation between Penny and Raj. His erroneous conclusions bring out a desperation no one expected.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
BURN by Tribeca reviews
They had given in to the pretense of their verbal sparring and now found themselves in his bed. Fluff warning. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Dual Personality Malfunction by Ayame2004 reviews
"I wish you could see yourself through my eyes. Then you would know that no matter who you are you will always be my Sheldon." Sheldon pretends and Penny sees through him. Tragedy strikes before she can make him see himself as she does. T for now. Rating will likely turn M later.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,856 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Comfort Catalyst by OMhypothesis reviews
After a catastrophe, Sheldon Cooper begins to realize what he's taken for granted. The story of an isolated man slowly discovering his humanity... with the help of a friend. Rated M for language and sex.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Campaign by Risknight reviews
A rook, a round of paintball and an imagined affair. Somehow it all adds up to Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Beneficial Friendship by Risknight reviews
Sheldon renews an old conversation with Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Disproving Penny by MyOwnStar reviews
I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 137,151 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
THE LATENESS OF THE HOUR by Tribeca reviews
"Deleted" scene from 6.09. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Wednesday Routine by Eternal Contradiction reviews
"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Crossroads Conundrum by sheburns1 reviews
Future!fic! Sheldon, Penny, and Leonard all thought they knew exactly what they wanted, but with a big change on the way, all three begin to question themselves, and each of them is lead in a direction they had not anticipated. Completed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Evolution by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete