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Author has written 3 stories for Portal, and Thor.

Welcome to the wrathkitty witching hour!

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About my stories:

Come Downstairs and Say Hello is a post-Portal 2, what-if-Chell-caught-Wheatley fic. I fondly refer to it as CDaSH.

To My Brother, Thor, Whom I Slept With is a series of ridiculous oneshots about Loki and Thor as little boys.

You've Got Sucker's Luck is a Loki-centric fic that takes place after Thor 2. No idea what the hell I'm going to do with it.

About me:

I try to update as frequently as I can, but work and life often interfere. Also, I made a tumblr, which I never remember to update because I am a horrible person.

What's up with the Morse Code from Chapter 3 of CDaSH?

I was still new to FFnet when I wrote the early chapters of CDaSH, and did not realized that right-clicking and copy/pasting is disabled (hence making my question of, "Did anyone google the Morse code from chapter three?" completely pointless). Here is the translation of the bit of Morse Code Wheatley starts flashing at Chell in Chapter 3:

"You are using this translation software incorrectly; please consult the manual."

Why is this funny? Remember in the game when Chell plugs Wheatley into GLaDOS's mainframe, and he randomly starts speaking Spanish? ("I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!") That line is what he said in Spanish. I thought having him "say" that same line in Morse Code would be funny, but it turned out to be one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it-jokes that I think was amusing only to me. Mystery solved. Yay!

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Come Downstairs and Say Hello reviews
With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,212 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Caroline, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
You've Got Sucker's Luck reviews
"Stacked deck of belligerent crazy" is not a trait Loki finds to be endearing in the fairer sex. Neither is "Mortal" or "SHIELD asset." "Possibly possessed by the Chitauri scepter?" Well, now that's worth a look. Post Thor-2, Loki/OC.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,882 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Thor, Loki, Agent Coulson, OC
To My Brother, Thor, Whom I Slept With reviews
"The boys froze in terror as their father silently took in the scene before him: Loki, bare-chested and clinging halfway up the bedpost in an attempt to avoid Thor, who had been trying to write swear words on Loki's skin using his new nasal appendages." (One of many nighttime scrapes that Loki and Thor get into; or, why the young princes of Asgard are the best birth control ever.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga